Post by Cake Boy Mary on Nov 15, 2008 3:13:45 GMT -5
CAKE BOY MARY * Real Name of Wrestler (optional): Curtis A. Poofter * Height: 6'1" * Weight: 198 lbs. * Hometown: Castro Street in San Francisco, CA * Previous Career Accomplishments/ Titles Won: World Speed Chili Dog Eating Champion 2000-2007 and beyond Able to house 27 Ben Wa balls in rectum at one time Trained Goldust how to channel his feminine side “Went all the way” with Vince McMahon |
* Favorite Quote (if any): " Get on all fours honey, I’ll show you how it’s done."
* Entrance Music: “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls
* Alignment (face, baby face, neutral, heel, evil heel): In the Face
* Fan Reaction (when you make appearances): Boo
* All Round Personality (playboy, cheater, kiss ass, rebellious, prankster, risk taker, etc.): Kiss Ass, Risk Taker, Queeny, Bitch
* In Ring Style (Brawler, Technician, High Flyer, Striker, Power):
Submissionist/ Technician/ Striker/ High Flyer
* Manager/ Valet (if applicable):
None
* Stable/ Tag Team (if applicable, include name of members and faction):
All the manly men of the bath houses I visit. (I love you guys)
* Ring Entrance Description:
It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls starts playing as pink, purple, and white lights start to strobe around the stage, as glitter falls from the rafters, showering the entire crowd. Then Cake Boy Mary, dressed in his patented pink diamond encrusted feather robe walks out to the stage waving to the crowd. Men in different outfits such as business suits, road workers, fisherman, football players, police officers, rappers, and gymnasts rush from behind the curtain and surround him. He unfastens the robe belt and drops it to the ground, exposing his outrageous leather and studded short shorts and vest. He starts gyrating on stage ala Rick Rude and then starts giving hard pelvic thrusts as the men run circles around him, feeling up his body. The men circle him once more then head to the back with the last guy picking up his robe and gives Cake Boy Mary a long hard kiss in the mouth. Cake Boy smacks his ass then the guy prances away. Cake Boy makes his way down the ramp by skipping and does the Melina split to enter the ring. Cake Boy jumps up on the top rope and lays there, waiting for his next opponent.
10-20 Common Moves:
1. Bitch Slap
2. Low Blow
3. Boston Crab
4. Helicopter Punches (Windmill punches like a girl)
5. Inverted Triangle Hold (Opponent’s face is facing towards crotch)
6. Small Package
7. Crossface Chicken-wing w/ a kiss
8. Invert (Inverted Atomic Drop)
9. Bitchy Chop (Weak chop)
10. 10-Thrust combination (similar to punches but with pelvic thrusts)
11. Smackdown DDT
12. Kick to groin
13. Punch to jaw w/ girlie giggles
14. Roundhouse kick
15. Split Legged counter w/ mule kick to back
16. Corner elbows w/ Vogue posing
* Trademark Move (name and description):
Outed (Vis-agra)
5-10 Favorite Moves (extra trademark moves):
1. Rainman (Top Rope Splash)
2. The Circumsizer (Testicular Claw)
3. Twisted Sister (Corkscrew Senton Splash)
4. Spanking
5. Stonewall Inn (Stink Face)
6. Body Rub (Slithering all over downed opponent)
7. The Gimp (Leg wrap Crossface chicken-wing)
8. Blue Feather (Tazzmission w/ leg wrap and pelvic thrusts)
9. Miss Thang (Dances around opponent then squeezes his ass)
10. Forced Entry (Pump-handle from behind w/ pelvic thrusts and push away)
11. Pride Parade (Marching around downed opponent then drops a leg or elbow)
12. Lavender Leaf (Cloverleaf)
13. Castration (Shattered Dreams position but w/ Testicular Claw)
14. 5-Star Frog Splash
* Finisher 1 (name and description):
Coming Out Party (Widow Maker)
* Finisher 2:
The Tea Bag (Split legged pin with continual thrusts on the opponent’s face)
* Finisher 3 (submission):
The Castro (Figure Four Leg Lock)
* Weapon (optional, name of weapon most commonly used):
Strap-On, Tosses Brass Ben Wa Balls to the head, Whip