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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:51:24 GMT -5
Written by Tommy Polo
* After about a 20 minute ring set up delay, the main event is ready. *
Jessica Swift – Oh my. I didn't know the cage would be that big.
Irvin Fury – I bet you say that to all the guys, eh Jessica?
Jessica Swift – From what I hear about the size of your wire, I'll be saying the complete opposite.
Irvin Fury - Hey, it was cold and I was just a bit nervous.
Alice Winters – The following match is the main event, scheduled for one fall, submission, or escape through one of the two locked cage doors, and it is the RAZOR WIRE CAGE match, where everything in the ring is barbed wire, from the ropes to the turnbuckle. No one is safe. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by “The First Lady of UWA”, Tracie Bottoms, he hails from Washington, DC and weighs in at a ripped, jacked, swollen, chiseled, and bolo..........300 pounds.........he is the self-proclaimed “Menace of the UWA”...........TOMMY POLO!!!!!
* Fire (remix) by Jimi Hendrix begins to play and everyone stands. Out comes Tommy Polo wearing his classic Hi-Tec boots, blue jeans, and a black wife-beater tank top. His fists are taped up, with “TRACIE” written on his left fist and “HELLO” written on his right. He also wears his trademark metal cowl and sun shades and he has the lovely Tracie Bottoms by his side. As they stop on the ramp, pyro shower them as Polo grabs Tracie around the waist, pulls her close and kisses her. The crowd goes nuts as he holds her hand as he makes his way down the ramp and looks at the monstrous contraption that will surely rip apart his flesh and scar his body even moreso than it already is. Tracie looks up and yelps at the sight of the beast and a tear forms in her eye, as she covers her nose and mouth with her hands. Polo assures her that he's going to be OK and he steps up onto the ring steps, towards one of the locked doors. As he turns back to face the crowd, his shirt gets caught on the razor wire and tears, slicing his massive chest. He pays it no mind and pulls the door open by the handle to enter. *
Jessica Swift – You have got to be kidding me. This is unreal.
Irvin Fury - You're right. This is unreal. This is the second wire cage match I'll be calling. The first one was back in the old JWA:EWA days, 2004, between Double H and Randy Orton. Those two tried to murder each other and there wasn't even a belt on the line.
Jessica Swift – Derek Wellings must be equally insane to step into a match like this. What does a man have to do to finalize his hatred towards another man? End up in a match like this, where he to, can be mortally injured?
Irvin Fury - Polo has a saying......one man's hate leads to another man's fate. When hate leads to fate, it can only be settled with the ultimate..........the razor wire cage match.
* Polo gingerly enters the ring to avoid the razor wire ropes and tears a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He paces around the ring and messes the hair of referee Maverick Michaels and waits for Derek Wellings to make his entrance. *
Irvin Fury - This match is going to be bonkers. I can't wait to see these two tear each other limb from limb.
Jessica Swift – Poor Tracie. She has to watch her man go through this barbaric event. I hope she has a strong stomach because she's got the best seat in the house, and quite frankly, I would give it up, just for this moment.
TO BE CONTINUED BE DEREK WELLINGS
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:52:00 GMT -5
WRITTEN BY DEREK WELLINGS...
After several moments, the opening lead guitar strumming of Welcome Home by Coheed & Cambria begins playing. The crowd begins booing, but no one appears. The song continues playing for several moments into the actual song, a brunette woman walks out and begins screaming at the patrons.
Ally: AND HIS OPPONENT! Coming to the ring with Michelle Wellings, weighing in at 280 lbs, standing at 6'4" from Lowell, Massachusetts. He is the right hand of Alexia Valentine, he is DEREK WELLINGS!
Michelle yells at people to stand in Parade Rest, everyone however ignores her and flips her off. Derek finally walks out from behind the black curtain. He mildly adjusts his right elbow pad and marches to the ring as if he was in a military march.
Fury: There's the former Rahab of ??ѧخ?, now back to his real self! The pride of Fort Benning, Georgia DEREK WELLINGS!
Swift: I just noticed somethang
Fury: What's that?
Swift: There's a lot of old guys here, including you.
Fury: I may be old, but my wire is full of youth!
Derek and Michelle march to the ring and pause a moment. Tracie backs away not wanting to be near Michelle... yet. Derek stares at Polo in the cage. Michelle whispers something into his ear, she finally breaks away walks to his corner from outside the ring. Derek climbs up stairs to the ring. He notices the razor wire on the ropes. He grabs the ropes, climbs OVER THE TOP SLOWLY and stares at Polo, some droplets of blood come from his finger tips and he laughs looking at Polo with a smirk.
Swift: Is he... Is he smiling?!
Fury: You damn right he is. Derek is a veteran of wars and well accustomed to pain.
Swift: That man is sick.
Fury: And you look a lot like Taylor Swift!
The referee signals for the bell. Polo and Derek circle each other like one does with a bear in the ring. Derek snaps first and both men struggle for dominance over the other. The referee quickly locks the door behind them. Polo wins the battle of strength after he tosses The Impetuous One to the ground. Derek stares at him amazed at his strength, clearly under estimating him. He stands up again and tries to lock in again, but Polo reverse it and tosses him into the razor wire ropes. Derek yelps as the razor wire digs into his back cutting him. He pulls away showing several small cuts on his back.
Swift: That doesn't look good!
Fury: It does to me!
TO BE CONTINUED BY TOMMY...
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:52:36 GMT -5
Written by Tommy Polo
* Polo is laughing as the two lock up in the center of the ring with Polo gaining the advantage and hits Wellings with a European Uppercut. Wellings almost falls against the wire ropes and he holds onto Polo. Polo hits a knee to the gut and hip tosses Wellings back into the center of the ring. Wellings is getting up and Polo scores with a clothesline. Polo jumps up and starts taunting. He walks over to Wellings and punches him in the face repeatedly. Polo picks up Wellings and throws him into the corner. Wellings screams out as his back has been ripped by the wire once again. Polo rakes the back of Wellings and clotheslines him in the back of the head, sending him chest first into the wire rope. Polo flips Wellings out of the ring into the wire cage. Polo carefully slides out of the ring and maliciously rakes Wellings’ face across the wire cage. Polo goes under the ring and finds a tool box. He pulls out a sheet of sand paper and scrapes the back of Wellings. *
Irvin Fury – Ohhh, that had to hurt. Sandpaper to a bleeding back.
Jessica Swift – I’m expecting worse since this Tommy Polo character has so much hate in his heart towards his fellow peers.
* Polo takes the sandpaper and grinds it into the face of Wellings. Polo is smiling while he’s mutilating Wellings. Polo slams the head of Wellings into the apron and roughly rolls him back into the ring and the back of Wellings is cut by the wire rope. Polo slowly and carefully re-enters the ring. He approaches Wellings who hits a few punches to Polo’s stomach. Polo retaliates with a hard shot to the back with his forearm. Wellings is at Polo’s feet, trying to pull himself up. Polo suplexes Wellings and holds onto it, then suplexes him again and then does it again. Polo pops up and places his foot on Wellings’ chest for a pin: 1………..Wellings kicks out. Polo picks up Wellings and hits another European Uppercut. Wellings wobbles back and as Polo charges, Wellings grabs him and drops him throat first across the top rope. Polo is holding his throat and gagging as Wellings rolls him up in a small package: 1…………..2…………..Polo escapes. A hideously bloodied Wellings picks up Polo and throws him into the wire ropes, tearing open his back. Before Polo can fall down, Wellings charges and clotheslines him with force over the top wire rope and into the wire cage. The arms and shoulders of Polo are ripped open and he’s bleeding badly. Wellings pulls Polo up and shoves him into the wire cage. Then he takes him by his head and repeatedly rams the back of his head into the wire cage. Then he flips him into the ring. Wellings goes for a pin: 1……………..2……………Polo gets his shoulder up. *
Irvin Fury – These guys are trying to kill each other.
* Wellings picks up Polo and goes for a bearhug. Polo punches Wellings in the head and elbows his way out. Polo runs and tries for the Gore, but Wellings trips him and he goes throat first across the middle rope. Wellings runs and jumps on his back. Polo is rolling around on the mat, clutching his throat with his tongue hanging out. *
Jessica Swift – Polo could be decapitated if he keeps landing on those wire ropes like that.
Irvin Fury – And I don’t think Derek Wellings wouldn’t mind if he did lose his head in this match.
* Wellings picks up Polo and delivers a piledriver. He goes for the pin: 1…………………….2………………….Polo gets his shoulder up. Wellings climbs onto the back of Polo and applies the camel clutch. He is pulling back on Polo’s head and blood is creeping up through the neck of Polo. Wellings is popping Polo in the throat trying to draw more blood or to open the neck of Polo up. Polo is trying to push up with Wellings on his back to escape the hold. Wellings jumps up and sits on the back of Polo. Wellings then locks on the STF. *
Jessica Swift – The scary thing about this is that Polo can not touch the ropes due to them being razor wire. He could cut his fingers off if he grips the ropes.
Irvin Fury – That would hurt.
* Wellings has the STF cinched in and is wrenching on the leg and head of Polo. Polo is trying to do a push up, but the brutality of the match and the weight is too much. He then falls back on his chest and looks to be about to tap. He has his arm up and looks to be about to tap, but instead he rocks over and now he has Wellings on his back. He elbows back into the ribs of Wellings and he releases the hold. Wellings’s back is leaving blood stains on the mat. Wellings gets up and tries to put Polo in a headlock, but Polo reverses and hits a belly to back suplex. Both men are down on the mat and not moving. *
Jessica Swift – This is shear madness and it has to stop soon. I don’t think this is wrestling any longer. This is a fight to the death. A legal cock fight.
Irvin Fury – My money is with Polo then. What’s the Vegas Line on this match anyway? And speaking of cock.......
Jessica Swift – Shut up Fury.
Irvin Fury – You'll love me soon enough.
* Polo is breathing heavy as Wellings is getting up. He crawls over to Polo and pins him: 1…………..2…………..Polo kicks out. Wellings gets to his feet and drags Polo over to a corner. He sits him up, while he’s still sitting on the mat and dropkicks him in the chest. Polo is holding both his back and chest. Wellings is holding his arm up as in victory. The crowd cheers as he slowly exits the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer from under it. He slides back into the ring and his tights get caught on the wire. Polo slowly gets up and picks up the sledgehammer. Wellings is trying to pull it away from him. Polo gets control and hits Wellings in the side of the knee with the sledgehammer. Wellings screams out as Polo stumbles around from the blood loss. Polo cocks back and strikes Wellings in the leg again with the sledgehammer. Polo drops the sledgehammer and pulls Wellings out from the wire. His tights tear and his entire leg is exposed, but it’s black and blue from the sledgehammer shots. Polo takes the injured leg of Wellings and locks him in the figure four leg lock. Wellings is screaming in pain and pulling on the shirt of Mills. Polo, numb from blood loss, grabs the wire rope for leverage to apply more pressure on the move. Wellings is screaming and tears are washing the blood off his face. Polo is tugging hard on the wire ropes at the same time, Wellings is digging deep to try to reverse the figure four. Wellings is trying to rock and reverse the move. After several attempts, he reverses it but Polo releases and stumbles to his feet. Wellings is holding his leg and his skin is turning pale from the blood loss as well. Polo picks up Wellings and kicks his leg from under him again. Polo picks up Wellings and places him on his shoulder and hits a shoulder breaker, he goes for the pin: 1…………..2…………Wellings kicks out. *
Jessica Swift – Those sledgehammer shots caused the tide to change in this match.
Irvin Fury – Wellings brought the weapon into the ring and it was used against him. Things like that happen. It’s like loading a gun with the bullets backwards. You’re bound to shoot yourself.
* Polo slowly picks up Wellings and knees him in the chest. Wellings can’t stand with the injured leg. Polo helps him to this feet then slaps Wellings. Wellings goes crazy and jumps on Polo and repeatedly bashes him head against the mat. Wellings gingerly gets to his feet and throws Polo into the wire cage. Polo falls back and Wellings pins him: 1………….2………….Polo kicks out. *
Jessica Swift – Look at the ring, it’s completely covered in blood.
Irvin Fury – Look at the cage their fighting in. I don’t blame the mat for looking the way it does. It’s disgusting.
TO BE CONTINUED BY WELLINGS
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:53:20 GMT -5
WRITTEN BY DEREK WELLINGSDerek sits on his knees and begins to argue with Old School. He tells him two count only. He stands up yelling more, and the crowd gets behind with yelling at Wellings. Tommy Polo takes this chance to catch his breath again, but rest is for the weary and Tommy Fncking Polo isn't weary as he gets to his feet on foot at a time, Derek eventually turns around an brings a stiff fist into Tommy's head... and another but Polo doesn't bulk under that assault. Polo finally gets to his feet and lets his opponents nose know he means business, Derek grabs his face and rolls out of the ring much to the dismay of the crowd, he holds his face walking away from towards his wife on the outside. Swift: That's bein' a yellow bellow carpet bagger!
Fury: Sometimes yellow belly tactics are the right thing to do... speaking of bellies, do you sleep on your belly?
Swift: Who me? No.
Fury: Mind if I?  [/b] Polo follows him fooling under the ring, but gets behind Derek, as he turns him around Derek turns around and spits a gathering of blood from his head into Polos' eyes! Someone tosses there glass beer bottle at the ring, and security quickly grabs the man and takes him away. Swift: That's disgusting!
Fury: It's disgusting, it's crude, it's rude but it's smart. Depending on a persons diet, their blood can be sweet or salty and that soldier doesn't exactly look like the sweetest guy around.[/b] Tommy looks up momentarily and gets Knockout Clotheslined, and his opponent drops leg on him while outside. He covers, and Old School Mills counts form the inside... ONE!... TWO!... and Polo gets his shoulder up. Derek looks under the ring and finds a table, he drags it out resting his head momentarily on it and a blood copy of his face covers the table top. He leans it against the cage. He walks over to Polo, and helps him to his feet... with some "caring" Knife Edge Chops on the bloodied chest of Thomas Polo. He swings twice and Polo head buts Derek's nose. He attempts a Over The Head Belly-to-Belly Suplex, but Polo counters him and instead gives him some of his own medicine... against the cage. Michelle covers her mouth in horror watching her husbands back land against the wire. Fury: No ones getting loving tonight, specially since women do all the work for men.
Swift: We do all the what now?
Fury: Nothing... sweetumss
Swift: I'm not your wife.
Fury: GIVE ME A CHANCE! You'll enjoy yourself a lot.
Swift: Aren't you married?
Fury: Perhaps...[/b] Polo grabs Derek's legs and gives him a one man wishbone, Derek barely reacts as the pain is severe, and Tommy goes for the pinfall... ONE!... TWO!... THR THE SHOULDER IS UP! Polo spits at a too-close for comfort Michelle Wellings. She begins arguing with Polo, but The First Lady of UWA is right behind her man... or in this case behind her mans' enemies man, and begins a cat fight with Michelle pulling on her, slamming her head against the cement. The women scream and several guys give cat calls as Tracie lays into Michelle giving her several headbutts. Michelle gets her legs under her and sends Ms. Bottoms away with some of Michelle's hair. Polo takes this set up the table with the legs against the wire. He grabs Derek who rises slowly from exhaustion and loss of blood, readies him with the Gore and moving as fast as he can... THE TABLE IS DEMOLISHED! Derek isn't moving, and Polo looks to have had a concussion, he tosses the broken table "shrapnel" aside and presses Wellings' shoulders against the concrete. Once more Old School is making the count... ONE!... TWO!... TO BE CONTIUNED BY TOMMY POLO...
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:53:53 GMT -5
WRITTEN BY TOMMY POLO
* .........kickout. Polo is incensed that Derek Wellings kicked out of that horrific spot. Wellings is trying to gather something from within to beat the pain in his leg and his entire body. He limps to pick up Polo, and he hits him in the back with a forearm. Wellings tries to send Polo into the corner where the ring steps are, but Polo stops short and Wellings slowly limps over to him and slaps his chest then pushes him into the barbed wire corner of the cage. Polo is screaming and Wellings reverses positions and slingshots Polo into the ring post and he tumbles down the steps. The face of Polo slams into the concrete and is a bloody mess. Wellings limps over and hits a hard elbow onto the chest of Polo for a pin: 1……………2…………Polo barely gets his arm up. Wellings is getting frustrated and is favoring his leg a lot. He picks up Polo and forces him back into the ring and shreds his back up in the process. Polo is slow to get up and he's just sitting up on his knees. Wellings rolls into the ring and punches him in the face repeatedly then he spits in his face. *
Irvin Fury – Ah. Disrespect.
Jessica Swift – Speaking of disrespect, Tracie is walking around the ring tossing Michelle's hair out to the crowd.
* Polo is wobbling around and Wellings kicks Polo in the gut and goes for the powerbomb, but Polo reverses it into a Northlights Suplex into a Bridge: 1……………….2…………………Wellings escapes. Both men are rolling around trying to get up. Polo stumbles backward against the wire rope, but it doesn’t effect him as he is almost numb from the blood loss. Wellings gets to his feet and dives at Polo, sending both men out of the ring and against the wire cage. Wellings has Polo’s head and rams it into the cage, then grinds it. Polo is squealing like a pig and looks to be crying. Wellings needs the ring to get help him stand up. He stomps on Polo and rolls him back into the ring. Wellings is trying to get into the ring and falls onto his back. He has a blink less stare, straight up into the lights. Polo is staggering around and falls on top of Wellings: 1………………….2…………………..Wellings moves to escape. *
Jessica Swift – Both of these men are hurt and maybe dying in that cell.
Irvin Fury – That’s what they wanted and that’s what they’ll get. A near death experience.
* Polo is slow to get up and he falls out of the ring. Wellings is still staring up at the lights. Polo crawls back into the ring and Tracie hurries over and hands him something through the wire cell. Polo looks at the bag with weary eyes and he rolls back into the ring. It’s a small black bag and he opens it up to spill thumb tacks and nails all over the mat. Polo picks up Wellings and out of no where, Wellings hits a Downward Spiral to Polo into the thumb tacks. He goes for the pin: 1……………..2………………Polo gets his shoulder up at the last second. Wellings rolls off and tries to get to his feet. He goes for the sharpshooter, but Polo reverses it into a small package: 1………………………2………………Wellings escapes. Both men are slow to get up and Polo gets to his feet first. As Wellings is bending over to get up, Polo runs and hits the running big boot on Wellings. The crowd is shocked as Polo goes for the pin: 1……………..2……………Wellings gets his shoulder up. The arena is cheering and yelling. Polo picks up Wellings and locks both of his arms behind his back and hits a Pedigree and drives his face down into the mat. He goes for the pin: 1…………………..2……………..Wellings escapes. The crowd is going crazy. Wellings is trying to get pumped up. Polo is punching him to the head and face but it has no effect. Wellings kicks Polo in the gut and hits the Basic Training into the nails and tacks then goes for the pin: 1………………..2………………Polo gets his shoulder up. Wellings is out of it now. *
Jessica Swift – These two are giving it their all.
Irvin Fury – Their all is their lives. That last burst by Derek Wellings may have spelled doom for him in this match.
* With Wellings on the mat and Polo out, Old School begins his count out………. *
Old School –
TO BE CONTINUED BY WELLINGS
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:54:29 GMT -5
WRITTEN BY DEREK WELLINGS
EIGHT!... Polo is the first to begin stirring, nut not enough... NINE!... the crowd is going berserk getting behind Polo. Old School goes to make the last count, but sees Michelle has something in her hands... A CROWBAR!
Swift: A CROWBAR?! I didn't see her come out with that!
Fury: I think YOU gave it to her!
Swift: I did not such thang!
Fury: Admit it! You have the hots for me; otherwise you wouldn't be getting so mad a simple accusation!
Swift: Did ya read that from the newspaper today?
Fury: Nope! Its my word of the day from that dictionary website![/b]
Jim yells over for someone to stop her. A security guard attempts taking the crowbar, and she hits him with a stiff right jab, the guy tries moving back and her fist barely nips his lip. Michelle jabs the crowbar into the chains restraining the locks, and with some effort finally breaks it. "Old School" VERY CAREFULLY climbs out of the ring to confront Mrs. Wellings, as he does so no one seems to notice Tracie Bottoms moving around getting behind Michelle. Jim and Michelle begin arguing; Jim is over heard "GET OUT OF MY MATCH!" and motions for security to throw her from the arena. She gets tired of arguing with him, and gives him a taste of the crowbar. Jim crashes out on the ground. The crowd boos her. She tells them to shut up, getting more heat from them. As Michelle nears her man, Tracie Bottoms finally comes to the rescue and once more tackles down Mrs. Wellings.
Fury: YES! ANOTHER CAT FIGHT! LETS SEE SOME HOOTERS!
Swift: ...
Fury: Fine, because I'm an equal opportunist OFFENDER, may I also see yours?[/b]
Tracie really leans into her fists hammering away on Michelle much to the crowds delight. Tommy Polo finally manages to get to feet, with what appears to be a barely conscience Derek Wellings. Michelle gets a stiff head butt in to Tracie, and begins attempting to crack open Tracie’s skull with the crowbar. Tommy Polo lays down and manages to grab the crowbar while Michelle is swinging it. She gets up and fights with him over the crowbar, Trace gets up and tries making her release the crowbar, Polo doesn't see her and lays a hard kick into Michelle’s face, causing both women to fall into the barbed wire. Tommy realizes what he's done and is furious! Derek finally sits straight up ala The Undertaker, but Polo turns around and sees him standing up, he runs over to nail him with the crowbar, and he gets back body dropped over the top barbed wire rope, his opponent crashes on the ground without hitting the wire, and begins recovering while ignoring his pain. Derek climbs up the turn buckle, looks out over to Polo, his leg trembling while Tommy takes his time to stand, he is crotched and ready as Polo rises. The fans are on their feet, as he reaches his. Derek takes this time to come off with a huge splash! Many cameras flash as he takes off through the air and lands on Polo, both men fall to the ground. Derek covers but Old School Mills is still out. He crawls over, grabs Mills arm and drags him over. The crowd is on their feet, and Derek using the ring to help him stand places a foot over the very bloodied chest of Tommy Polo, and Mills begins a very slow count… ONE… TWO… but Derek takes his foot off suddenly. He crotches down and firings several fists over Polos’ head.
Swift: What the heck? Derek had the match won but he stopped and now that’s gonna cost him.
Fury: Doubtful, that soldier knows what he’s doing. He wants to savor his victory of his enemy Tommy Polo and I don’t blame him. While they were in a previous Fed that I was in as well mind you.[/b]
Fury takes a moment to poke lower than her heart. She just glares at him, everyone knows what’s on her mind.
Fury: The once Impetuous One was making comments about Tommy Polo both behind his back and straight to his face. Now their girlfriends have gotten into this to make matters worst. It’s not a personal thing any more; it’s now a family feud. And Derek wants to destroy Tommy if it’s the last thing he’ll do, which it very well very much very likely is.
Swift: Don’t touch me.[/b]
Derek stops his relentless assault and looks under for another table, grabbing one he sets it up against the cage again. He stands above his opponent, his hands on level with his head and screams out “ARMY STRONG!” grabs Polo, lifts him up and places his head between his legs, with a mighty effort brings Polo up, over his head with him on his shoulders and runs about five feet at the Table and BAM!
HE HIT THE ARMY STRONG[/b] and Polo looks to be out!
Fury: GAME OVER TOMMY POLO! YOUR ASS IS DONE!
Swift: I wish, I HOPE HE hears ya.
Fury: There’s a reason that’s called ARMY STRONG and Tommy Polo isn’t Army Strong.[/b]
Derek falls down on top of Polo. Jim slowly crawls over to them, and begins counting one last time. ONE!... TWO!... TRACIE BOTTOMS PULLS DEREKS LEG! He slides off, and looks at her. He begins yelling at her; she just slaps him across his face. Michelle comes up from behind and taps on her shoulder. She turns around and Michelle locks in for a DDT but instead gets a DDT herself on top of her husband. He groans loudly losing his air as her head crashes onto his stomach. She steps around the human bodies and shakes her mans shoulders. He begins stirring and eventually gets up while Mills is still trying to get his bearing. Tommy grabs Michelle by her top and her waist; he looks around for place to throw her. He spots the open door… and begins approaching it with Mrs. Wellings before giving her. He runs a moment and tosses her right into the Fight Doctor, David Brown who is protesting this match is over but the Ally won’t move from her spot to say it’s over.
He looks at the open door and takes several steps to it, begins laughing from being so delirious. He lifts his foot up and shuts the door with it. He beats on his chest like a mad man and goes back over to the downed Derek Wellings. Grabbing him, he hits him with a Powerslam on the concrete. Derek squirms around trying to get away, but Polo spins on top of him and gives him Double R beating the crap out of his opponents face.
Swift: That’s what you called Roid Rage.
Fury: I’ll show you Rod Rage.
Swift: I said R-OY-D RAGE, no that you pervert.
Fury: I’m not a pervert! I just have a health slash unhealthy obsession with seeing beautiful women showing their stuff for less than minimum wage.[/b]
Tommy swings at his opponents face…
UWA Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN!
Tommy with a blood head finishes with a massive head butt spilling their blood in each other. Jim finally regains his composure and begins counting a downed Derek Wellings… ONE!... TWO!...
TO BE CONTINUED…
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:55:11 GMT -5
WRITTEN BY TOMMY POLO
Old School Mills –
* Then there’s movement on the part of Wellings. Polo can’t believe what he’s seeing and he storms over to Wellings and kicks him in the face like a football. Wellings falls back and starts to yell as blood gushes from a deep wound on his face. Blood is pour from his nose and he’s shaking hysterically. Polo looks out through the razor wire to the crowd and they are going nuts. *
Jessica Swift – Tommy Polo doesn’t know what ta do. Derek Wellings is absorbing all that punishment and he’s still trying ta get up. I’ve never seen anythang like this in my life.
Irvin Fury – I can show you my thang if you haven’t seen it in your life.
Jessica Swift – You know, I won’t put up with this for too long…..
Irvin Fury – I can keep it for too long if you need me to.
Jessica Swift – Shut up.
* Polo goes over to Wellings and boots him to the face. Blood continues to pour from his wounds. He’s starting to “hulk up” and make a comeback. Polo scoops up a handful of nails and tacks and open hand slaps Wellings to the face. Wellings stands up and goes nuts around the ring. Polo goes after him but Wellings hits an elbow to the face, some punches to the jaw, then he whips Polo into the razor wire ropes. Polo yells in pain, comes towards Wellings, who back body drops him into the ring and onto the scattered tacks and nails. Tracie tries to enter the ring again and Wellings pulls her up by her hair, scoops her up onto his shoulder and hits a running powerslam into the tacks and nails. She rolls out of the ring as Wellings is signaling for the end of the match. He goes to pick up Polo and places his head between his legs. He looks out at the crowd and flips him up and hits a trifecta of powerbombs and then he holds him onto his shoulders in a Death Valley Driver position, ready to finish the sequence for Advanced Individual Training, but miraculously, Tracie Bottoms comes back into the ring and low blows Wellings. *
Jessica Swift – Oh my God. Tracie got back into the ring quick ta save her man.
Irvin Fury – I wish someone sitting next to me would touch my junk and make me bow down to them.
Jessica Swift – Honey, I would do much more than touch your junk Fury. I’d snip it off.
Irvin Fury – I love it when you talk duurty ta meh.
* Wellings drops to his knees and drops Polo from his shoulders. Michelle re-enters the ring and tackles Tracie back into the razor wire and the two crumble to the blood, nail and tack covered mat. Old School Mills has had enough and rolls both women out of the ring. They continue to fight on the floor. As Wellings is trying to get himself together, Polo staggers to his feet and hits a clothesline to the throat of Wellings, that only causes him to lean backwards and snap back forward. *
Jessica Swift – Oh my God. He could have broken his neck and back with that clothesline. This Polo fella is one tough cookie.
Irvin Fury – Wellings bounced back like those children’s punching toys. That clothesline had to take so much out of him. And speaking of cookies……….how does yours taste?
Jessica Swift – I’m warning you Fury.
Irvin Fury – Damn. That good?
* Wellings is on all fours as blood is streaming out of his face and puddleling up on the mat. Polo takes the sledgehammer and breaks the handle over his knee. He takes the broken end of the handle and tosses the part with the head to the side. He stalks Wellings and when he stumbles to his feet, Polo takes the jagged edge of the broken handle and blasts Wellings to the face with it. Wellings drops to the mat into the nails and glass. Polo takes this opportunity to leave the ring and ask for one of the doors to be unlocked so he can exit.
The two women are still going at it at ringside and Polo goes over and grabs Tracie to pull her away from Michelle. As he’s making his way to the door, Michelle continue to hold Tracie by her hair and pulling her back into the cage. Polo is trying to get out of the cage but out of no where, Derek Wellings comes diving out of the ring, clearing the top razor wire rope and lands on everyone, crashing them into the razor cage and tumbling the entire side over. *
Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury – OH MY GOD!!!!!
Crowd –
Jessica Swift – I’m speechless. Derek Wellings just risked life and limb just ta stop Tommy Polo from exiting the cage door. He even took out the women in the match.
Irvin Fury – That suicidal nut must have taken a page or two from the Iraqi How To Love Thy Neighbor Book of Suicides and Mass Bombings. He just launched himself like a SCUD Missile and demolished everything.
* The top of the cage collapses and falls down on top of everyone, including “Old School” Mills and the “Fight Doctor” Dr. David Brown. Everyone is covered in razor wire and the crowd is standing up and applauding. *
Jessica Swift – No one is moving. This doesn’t look good at all.
Irvin Fury – I would go over there and save them but I might mess my new New Balance shoes. You know they’re made of cloth material and the razor wire will tear them to pieces.
Jessica Swift – You’re such a pussy Fury. You’re far from being a man.
Irvin Fury – Did you say pussy? I am what I eat………hint, hint.
Jessica Swift – Not if you had the Golden Tongue would I let you near my Smitten Kitten.
Irvin Fury – I’ll supply the milk if you’re willing to work for it.
Jessica Swift – Grrrrrr……..
* Suddenly there’s movement in the mess of wire and Tommy Polo rises through the twisted mess of wire, blood, nails, and glass. He on his knees and he’s trying to crawl from the wire and make it to solid ground. The crowd is solely behind him. *
Irvin Fury – Do you think that if he makes it out of the mess, he’ll be declared the winner?
Jessica Swift – I would assume so. I mean, he’s technically not in the ring anymore.
* Polo crawls over to the concrete and pulls himself out and rolls onto the ground. The bell rings as EMTs, ring technicians, and other UWA officials rush out and tend to Polo and try to clear the mess that used to be the Razor Wire Cage. Hair from the ladies can be seen peeking through the wire as well as fingernails and high heel shoes. Derek Wellings is no where to be found. *
Alice Winters – The winner of the match……………………TOMMY POLO!!!!
Jessica Swift – I don’t think this one had any winners. Everyone is down and out.
Irvin Fury – Everything was going fine until that shell shocked imbecile, Derek Wellings had to hurl himself at the cage like a damn mortar round and blow the cage up.
Jessica Swift – I guess he did what he had ta do ta stop his opponent from picking up the victory…………LOOK!!!!
* Derek Wellings pulls himself out of the wreckage and pushes the help away. He spots Polo being helped to the back and he storms after him. He pushes the two medics to the side, grabs Polo and places him up onto his shoulder in a powerslam position then the turns it around into a reverse DDT, executing the Basic Training on the concrete floor. The sickening thud of Polo’s head can be heard throughout the building as Wellings drops blood all over Polo’s bloody and broken body. The crowd boos as Wellings makes his way to the back as fans toss trash at him. *
Irvin Fury – I may say mean stuff about Derek Wellings, but he knows how to throw a party. But what about these idiot fans, treating a serviceman like this………tossing trash at him? Where are these fans from…………Philadelphia?
Jessica Swift – No serviceman would sneak attack like that. That’s dishonorable.
Irvin Fury – After this match lady, honor is out the window.
* Derek Wellings taunts to the crowd as he stands over the body of Polo and the show ends. *
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