* Warzone returns with the fans anticipating the next match. The fans are standing up and the atmosphere is getting a little more electric. Two well known combatants are about to square off and it’s about a matter of respect. *
Jessica Swift – Welcome back fans, as you can see, the fans are really riled up for this next match. It’s the old school legend, The Masked Grappler taking on the arrogant Noah Hanson.
Irvin Fury – Noah Hanson, all week has said that Grappler is a boring wrestler and that when he witnesses his promos and matches, it makes him want to slit his wrists.
Jessica Swift – No he didn’t.
Irvin Fury – He might as well have said it. I don’t like Grappler all that much, but his matches are somewhat entertaining. He has a lot of drama surrounding him right now and that equals entertainment. I love to see people suffer…..
Jessica Swift – I bet you do. Just like Grappler is suffering through injured ribs and hand. He’s a true legend by still going out here tonight and taking on such a competitor in Noah Hanson in his condition.
Irvin Fury – I hope Grappler does slap the Iron Claw on Hanson so we won’t have to hear his pompous mouth ever again.
Jessica Swift – Let’s get down to the ring……
Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the “Golden Era Classic”…………….
THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!! * “Last Night When We Were Young” by Frank Sinatra plays for a while, giving an old school vibe off into the arena, settling everyone. Then the curtain moves a bit and then the masked superstar of the Golden Era of professional wrestling makes his way down the aisle. He is surrounded by fans that jump the railing and rush him because they love him. He walks his way up to the ring and slowly walks up the steps, grimacing in pain due to his rib injuries. Before he enters, he wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He takes off his robe, exposing his taped up ribs and showing his hand that’s also heavily wrapped up. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes waiting for his opponent. *
Jessica Swift – He’s so brave for being out here tonight. He doesn’t look like he should be, being wrapped up and all.
Irvin Fury – He’s a modern day mummy.
Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Kansas City, Kansas and weighing in at 237 pounds………..
NOAH HANSON!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills.
* "Breakstuff" by Limp Bizkit blares as Noah slowly makes his way to the ring insulting a few fans along the way. He slides under the bottom rope and then climbs to the top rope and gives the fans the finger. *
Irvin Fury – No respect for anyone……
Jessica Swift – Reminds me of a certain, Ivan Bartholomew Simpson.
Irvin Fury – Ivan Simpson is no more, it’s now Irvin Fury.
Jessica Swift – OK, Mr. Simpson.
Irvin Fury – OJ is in jail.
* The bell rings and the two circle around the ring and then lock up. Hanson backs TMG into the ropes and then hits a shoulder thrust to the ribs that send the old timer through the ropes and onto the apron. Hanson pulls him up by his mask and headbutts him, then drags him over to the corner and tries to slam his face into the post, but TMG blocks it and slams Hanson’s head into the turnbuckle. TMG enters the ring and goes for a clothesline, but Hanson ducks it and counters with a
belly to back suplex. Hanson then drives his elbow into the ribs of TMG and starts grinding away at him. TMG is wincing in pain as Hanson is being vicious with the rib attack. Hanson gets up and stomps on the ribs of TMG. TMG rolls into a corner and tries to pull himself up but Hanson rushes him and hits a knee lift to the ribs and then hammers him to the back, causing him to stumble into the center of the ring. When he turns around, Hanson takes him down with a well placed
dropkick. Hanson hooks the leg for a pin attempt: 1………..2………TMG kicks out. Hanson measures TMG and connects with a forearm shot to the side of the head, whips TMG to the ropes and then locks on an
abdominal stretch to work over the injured ribs of the old school legend. *
Jessica Swift – An abdominal stretch, one of the more basic moves a wrestler can do to inflict major damage.
Irvin Fury – Basic wrestling is a lost art, Jesse. So many guys nowadays want to flip and flop all over the ring just to show off and look pretty. All that fancy stuff may look good, but it won’t get it done when it’s needed. But this stuff here, stuff like the abdominal stretch and headlocks, that’s what makes your opponent cry uncle.
Jessica Swift – I bet you got put in tons of headlocks coming up, eh, Fury?
Irvin Fury – I was the one applying the headlocks.
Jessica Swift – I bet you don’t know the different between a headlock and a lip lock.
Irvin Fury – Lip locks are my specialty, right up there with headlocks……. and I love getting headlocks, only when lips are involved.
Jessica Swift – Why did I ask?
Irvin Fury – And I told you………
* TMG is struggling to break the hold as he reaches out to the ropes and Hanson stops him cold by jabbing his pointed elbow down into the ribs and grinding it. TMG is screaming in pain but musters the strength to toss Hanson over, but Hanson lands on his feet, hits the ropes and hits a
battering ram right into the sternum of TMG. TMG is holdings his chest and ribs, rolling around on the mat as Hanson pins him: 1………..2……….TMG kicks out again. Hanson pulls him up and hits a forearm to the head, knocking him into a corner and Hanson begins to work over the rib area with punches and hits several shoulder thrusts. Hanson sends TMG into the opposite corner, and when he bounces out, he charges and surprises Hanson with a
running knee lift. The crowd goes nuts as TMG connects with one of his finishing moves but he can’t recover because he falls back away from his opponent. *
Jessica Swift – Big move by The Masked Grappler but he can’t get over to pin his opponent.
Irvin Fury – That running knee lift came out of nowhere. He usually gets the pinfall after hitting that move, but in this case, fate isn’t on his side.
Jessica Swift – The sound of his knee slapping Hanson across the jaw was astounding. It sounded like a gunshot.
Irvin Fury – Jake Titan is here? After what he did at the last show, he should be put to sleep.
Jessica Swift – He slept Virus and Polo, that’s for sure. But they will be here tonight to provide their own special commentary on the final two matches for the evening.
Irvin Fury – You mean we get the night off early?
Jessica Swift – Yes it does.
Irvin Fury – Wanna come over to my dressing room and rub my back and feet?
Jessica Swift – I’ll rub your back and feet, yes……….
Irvin Fury - *surprised* You will……….!!!?
Jessica Swift – Yeah, with gasoline…….so I can set you on fire.
Irvin Fury – Psycho bitch.
Jessica Swift – Your mamma.
* The crowd is stomping, trying to rally TMG. He is crawling over to a downed Hanson, reaches over him and pins him: 1…………..2………..Hanson gets a shoulder up. TMG starts to stand up and brings Hanson to his feet. He connects with a
knife edge chop, sends him to the ropes and hits a
back elbow. He struggles to bend over to pick Hanson up as he places the sole of his boot on the face of Hanson and pulls on his hair. TMG literally pulls a handful of hair out of Hanson’s scalp, causing his head to smack the canvas. TMG drops a knee into the head of Hanson, then he starts pounding away at his head with a closed fist. Referee Mills warns TMG of using a clenched fist and he stands up and places Hanson’s head between his legs, holds him upside down and hits a
piledriver. The jarring motion causes pain to TMG as he’s holding his ribs and kicking in pain. Jim Mills is counting both men down: *
Jim Mills –
Jessica Swift – Both men are down and Grappler is the most hurt. He really can’t take any type of shocking blow to the ribs.
Irvin Fury – With injured ribs, it truly limits his mobility and his ability to pull off, even some of the most basic moves.
* …..Hanson pulls himself up with the help of the ropes and stumbles over to TMG. He stomps on him and hits a
jumping leg drop. He hooks the leg for a pin: 1………2…….TMG fights out of the pin. Hanson gets up, bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but TMG rolls out of the way and gets to a knee. Hanson is rubbing his elbow as he gets up and charges TMG, but gets caught with a shot to the gut. TMG starts fighting back with punches to the midsection, then hits another
knee lift, sending Hanson flying back into the ropes. TMG rushes him, chops him a few times, sends him to the opposite ropes and hits a shoulder tackle. Hanson stays down, TMG hits the ropes, Hanson leaps up and leap frogs TMG, TMG hits the ropes as Hanson drops down again, TMG hits the ropes and when Hanson stands, TMG connects with a
axe handle blow to the chest. Hanson hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. TMG follows after him but Hanson hits him with a Pele-style kick to the head as he exits. TMG crumbles to the arena floor as Hanson stomps his ribs even more. He drags him over to the ring steps and places his damaged hand in-between the ring post and the steps. *
Irvin Fury – This is going to hurt.
Jessica Swift – This is going to be horrible. Noah Hanson is systematically taking The Masked Grappler apart.
* Hanson kicks the steps into the hand of TMG, causing him to let out a big scream in pain. He crumbles to the floor, holding his hand. Hanson curses the booing crowd and rolls TMG back into the ring. Hanson pulls TMG’s hand out and hits a
double knee stomp to the hand followed by a corkscrew legdrop to the head. He hooks the leg for a pin: 1…………..2………..TMG barely escapes. The crowd is starting to get behind TMG as they stomp and clap, making it sound like thunder in the Staples Center. Hanson continues to curse the crowd and kicks TMG in the back. It awakens TMG as he stiffens up and puts his hand in the air. Hanson grabs the hand and starts biting it and the crowd boos. *
Jessica Swift – Low down dirty tactics by Noah Hanson to turn the tide of this match.
Irvin Fury – If he wants to put something in his mouth, I have plenty………freakin’ bastard.
Jessica Swift – You never said why you don’t like him so much.
Irvin Fury – It’s an aura about him. It’s just something that even though I have my moments, he takes the cake.
Jessica Swift – And right now, he’s treating Grappler’s hand like cake.
* Referee Mills is counting Hanson to break the illegal biting. Hanson releases and hammers TMG to the back to the back of the head. He pulls him up, but TMG hits a shot to the gut with his taped up hand and then hits a
European uppercut. Hanson is back holding his jaw as TMG tries to pick him up with a body slam but his ribs can’t take it. Hanson connects with a
snap suplex to bring violent impact to the rib area. Hanson then applies an armbar and drives his knee into the ribs of TMG. TMG is kicking to grab the ropes with his feet and does so to break the hold. Hanson goes to pull TMG up, but TMG back body drops him over the top, but he lands on the apron. TMG turns around and Hanson drops him throat first across the top rope. TMG is down in the center of the ring as Hanson goes to the top rope and goes for the Ladykiller but TMG rolls out of the way at the last moment, causing Hanson to crash to the mat. The crowd is getting up again and TMG is getting pumped up. He unwraps his hand and tears a piece of tape off and then wraps it around the throat of Hanson. The crowd is cheering for the cheat tactics of the old school legend. *
Irvin Fury – Fighting fire with fire. Grappler may be a fan favorite, but he knows all the tricks of the trade.
Jessica Swift – He better be careful and not get disqualified. This is a wonderful match and I don’t want to see it ruined because someone got disqualified.
Irvin Fury – What are you insinuating?
Jessica Swift – Oh nothing. Just your favorite wrestler loves to take the easy way out when he’s in trouble.
Irvin Fury – There’s nothing wrong with taking the easy way out of a trouble. Grappler is going to do it because he’s going to lose, but I just hope he wins.
* Referee Mills is counting TMG to stop using the tape. TMG discards the tape and chokes Hanson from behind. Referee Mills is warning about choking and as he’s trying to pry the strongest hands in the world (Guinness Book of World Records proven) from around the throat of Noah Hanson. As Mills is out of position, Hanson kicks back into the groin of TMG, causing him to falls back and before he hits the mat, Hanson executes a
hangman’s neckbreaker. The finger markings of TMG remain on the throat of Hanson as he’s trying to gasp for air. He storms over to TMG kicks him to the back, pulls him up and headbutts him to the back of the head. TMG wobbles into a corner where Hanson lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle backwards. Hanson climbs up with him and goes for a belly to back suplex, but TMG elbows him down and stands up on his own. He gingerly turns around and when Hanson looks up, TMG dives off and connects with a big
high cross body press. He goes for the cover: 1…………2……….Hanson kicks out. TMG is holding his ribs as Hanson makes it to his feet as TMG does, swings, misses, and TMG kicks Hanson in the gut, puts him up on his shoulders and does an
Airplane spin. The crowd is cheering the old school move, as TMG is going as fast as he can. *
Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler is digging deep into his bag of tricks to get some kind of offense in. He realizes that with his injuries, he can only do so much, and with his experience, he knows how to find the ring move to pull off so he won’t hurt himself.
Irvin Fury – That’s one thing I admire about the Grappler…..
Jessica Swift – What’s that…..?
Irvin Fury – Nah, I really don’t anything about him…..well, I take that back. He does gets lots of ass. He has a ton of children and by different woman I may add.
* TMG continues to spin around then he dumps Hanson onto the mat. The crowd claps as TMG stumbles around the ring and tries to regain his composure as he digs down to pick up Hanson, but Hanson rolls him up into a
small package: 1……………2………..TMG escapes. Hanson is still groggy and trying to feel his way around the ring when TMG gets up, measures him and then locks on a
nerve hold. The world’s strongest hands is now digging deep into the pectoral muscle of Hanson, bringing him to his knees. Referee Mills is asking if Hanson wants to quit, but Hanson shakes his head ‘No’. He starts to get up to his feet then he starts kicking back into the shins of TMG, stomps on his feet, causing TMG to release the nerve hold, he hits the ropes and TMG catches him with a
belly to belly suplex. TMG starts to take down the straps of his singlet and starts stomping his foot on the ground, then he executes the
Garvin Stomp, finishing up by stomping on Hanson’s face. He then pins him: 1…………2…………Hanson gets a shoulder up. *
Jessica Swift – These two are dragging it out as if a title is on the line. This is one of the better matches in UWA history.
Irvin Fury – If Hanson thinks Grappler is boring on the promo front, then he’s mistaken about his in-ring ability. I must say, Grappler is a polished wrestler who’s world traveled and I don’t think Noah Hanson should have taken him lightly.
Jessica Swift – You’re right about that. But Grappler is badly hurt with those busted ribs and hand. Hanson focused most of the match on those points and it’ll be a matter of time before those injuries start to take their toll.
Irvin Fury – I’m sure they’ve already taken their toll. I’ve seen better matches from Grappler…..
* TMG can’t believe it and he pulls him up, sends him to the ropes and locks on a
sleeper hold, but Hanson reverses it by countering with an elbow to the gut, hits the ropes and hits a dropkick. Hanson is slow getting up and he pulls TMG to the center of the ring, then he climbs up to the second rope and connects with a
leg drop. He goes for the pin: 1…………..2………TMG kicks out again. Hanson starts slapping the mat in frustration. He picks up TMG and hits a
rib breaker but he holds onto TMG, using his strength, he connects with another
rib breaker, then he dumps TMG onto the mat. TMG is writhing in pain as Hanson exposes his damaged hand and repeatedly stomps it. TMG is rolling around in so much pain, Referee Mills is about to call the match. *
Irvin Fury – This is brutal. Jim Mills is about to call this match off.
Jessica Swift – Grappler won’t like that one bit. He’s got to allow him to fight back.
Irvin Fury – No way. He’s hurt real bad and Noah Hanson is about to do some real damage. This match has to be stopped.
Jessica Swift – It’ll be a travesty if it does happen.
* TMG is pulling at the shirt of Jim Mills not to stop the match. Hanson pushes Mills out of the way and continues his assault on TMG. He knees him to the face and hammers him with a clubbing blow to the head. TMG is reaching up for assistance and Hanson kicks him to the ribs again and places his boot under his chin and chokes him. Mills is counting Hanson to break the illegal choke and Hanson stares him down. Hanson is in full control of the match as he stands TMG up in a corner and chops him across the chest. TMG can barely stand as Hanson lifts his head back up and chops him again. Hanson takes one of the straps from his singlet and chokes TMG, then flings him to the center of the ring. Hanson sits TMG up,
kicks him to the back 3 times, hits the ropes then dropkicks him to the back of the head. TMG can barely defend himself as Hanson walks around the ring with his arms up, taking in all the boos from the crowd and he ducks a flying shoe. *
Jessica Swift – You’d think Ronnie D or George Bush was in the ring, with shoes flying.
Irvin Fury – This is Los Angeles, not Iraq………well, with all these Mexicans around, it might as well be Iraq.
Jessica Swift – Shut up, Fury. You’ll get us in trouble.
Irvin Fury – Me? How can my mere words get us in trouble? Worry about your hub cabs still being on your car when we leave tonight. Or how about seeing one of those guys crossing the border and hiding in your dog house in the back of your house? Worry about that……….
Jessica Swift - …..GRRRRRR!!!!
* Hanson finds the shoe, fakes as if he’s going to toss it back to the fan, but he hits TMG with it instead. TMG is trying to get up, Hanson runs and is surprised by TMG when he slaps on
The Iron Claw. The crowd explode with cheers as TMG has the move semi-locked in with his weakened hand. *
Jessica Swift –
IRON CLAW!!!! IRON CLAW!!!!Irvin Fury –
YES!!!! This could be the beginning of the end for Noah Hanson.
* Hanson somehow breaks the Iron Claw, kicks TMG in the gut and hits a
running knee lift to the face. TMG is flat on his face as Hanson picks him up once more, hits a
rib breaker and then ascends to the top rope. TMG is trying to get up, but he really can’t move. Hanson points down to him, dives off and connects with the
Ladykiller elbow drop to the rib area. TMG is floundering around, holding himself and Hanson hooks the leg for the pin: 1………………….2……………….3!!!!! The bell rings….. *
Jessica Swift – Noah Hanson just took apart The Masked Grappler.
Irvin Fury – The Masked Grappler was taken apart a few weeks ago. Noah Hanson just finished the job.
Ally Winters –
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………….NOAH HANSON!!!!!* Hanson looks to ascend to the top again, he looks out at the crowd and Jim Mills, who’s trying to stop him. Hanson jumps over Mills and connect with another
Ladykiller to the ribs. The bell continues to ring as Hanson is standing over his fallen opponent. TMG is not moving as Mills is pushing Hanson out of the ring. The crowd boos as Hanson raises his own arm in victory, as he exits the ring. As Hanson is leaving, Dan McCloud makes his way down the aisle and comes face to face with Noah Hanson. They are having words that can’t be picked up on camera. *
Jessica Swift – Now this is the time where he shows his alliance and friendship to Grappler. Dan McCloud needs to rip into Noah Hanson for that extra he gave after the match.
Irvin Fury – I’m no lip reader, but I don’t think McCloud is out here to start a fight with Hanson. I think he enjoyed watching Grappler get beat like a disobedient dog.
* The two start to agree on something then Hanson walks off, to the back. McCloud enters the ring and stands over his “friend”. Suddenly, the crowd erupts as Nemo, the youngest son of The Masked Grappler runs down the aisle and slides into the ring, surprising McCloud. Nemo turns McCloud around and starts slugging away at him, much to the delight of the fans. *
Jessica Swift –
NEMO IS HERE!!!!Irvin Fury – He’s in way over his head. McCloud will tear him to pieces.
* McCloud finds an opening and knees Nemo to the gut, bends his arm behind his head, exposing his chest, and hits him with a
heart punch. The 9 year old Nemo, is floundering around on the mat, holding his chest. TMG jumps up and tries to help his son, but McCloud kicks him in the ribs, lifts him up and locks on the
Octopus Stretch. *
Jessica Swift –
THE OCTOPUS STRETCH!!!!Irvin Fury – If a strong elbow to the broken ribs of Grappler isn’t enough, then the squeeze of the Octopus Stretch should do him in. His friend, Daniel McCloud is showing him what a true friend does………
Jessica Swift – That’s not a friend, Dan McCloud is not a friend of The Masked Grappler.
* TMG is screaming in pain as McCloud is wrenching with the submission hold and repeatedly driving his elbow down into the ribs of TMG. TMG stops moving as the PSA rush into the ring and pull McCloud off of his “friend”. TMG plops onto the mat face first, as Nemo tries to save his father. The crowd boos as McCloud is pushed out of the ring and he has a sick smile on his face. *
Jessica Swift – I can’t believe we saw what we just saw. Dan McCloud not only assaulted a 9 year old, again, he also added insult to injury and further drove a wedge into the friendship between he and The Masked Grappler.
Irvin Fury – I don’t think Dan McCloud wants to be friends. There’s no explaining what’s going on between these two.
* Nemo is cuddling the head of his passed out father as the crowd boos. Nemo is crying as McCloud looks back and stands on stage, as two of his “girlfriends” come out onto stage to join him, arm in arm. One hands him a glass of champagne and his smoking pipe. He enjoys what he sees in the ring as Warzone fades to commercial break. *
Jessica Swift – This is insane.
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