* The bell rings signifying the start of the final match of the evening. *
Irvin Fury – This one should be a doozy.
Jessica Swift – This is a history making match, for sure.
Irvin Fury – History like the last match. God, those two just took each other to the limit.
Jessica Swift – And as sad as it was to see those two do that to each other, it’s not the end. We’ll see more of Polo and Leon Roberts in the future; you can bet on that.
Irvin Fury – I’m always a betting man.
Jessica Swift – And a loser.
Irvin Fury – I am your father…….
Ally Winters – The following contest is schedule for one fall and it’s a
Triple Threat Match for the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship. The first man to score a pinfall or submission victory will be declared the winner. Introducing first, he is a former Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation…….
REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!!* The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain then he outstretches his arms and pyro go off around him. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd and referee. He tests out the ropes and stretches before the match starts. *
Jessica Swift – This is going to be one of the biggest matches in UWA history. The last three UWA Champions are all in the ring at one time. This sends shivers down my spine.
Irvin Fury – I can put something more than a shiver down your spine if you stop putting up a front.
Jessica Swift – You’re never going to touch me, Fury.
Irvin Fury – I don’t want to touch you. I want to fuc---
Ally Winters - And the second participant in this Triple Threat Match, hailing from Martin, Georgia, and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is a former UWA Heavyweight Champion………….he is
“AWESOME” DJ STYLES!!!!!!!* “Waking the Demon” by Bullet For My Valentine plays and the light dim. DJ Styles runs out to the entrance and spreads eagle in front of the crowd to a lackluster response. He stiffens his hands to a fist and beats on his chest on his way to the ring ignoring the fans who wish to greet him at the side of the railing. He climbs up the apron and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the top rope and takes off his jacket leaving it on the turnbuckle. He paces around the ring and waits for the bell to ring. *
Irvin Fury – The return of DJ Styles with a new found attitude. An attitude that has paired him with none-other than Jason Verve and that sexy beast with the floatation device as a chest, Sherry Martinez. With his new attitude, he claims he now understands why Alexia did to him what she did and it made him a better man.
Jessica Swift – That’s for all the wrong reasons, Fury. He should be trying to fight the establishment, not join it. He went through hell because of Alexia, and lost the title, and now he commends her for it? That makes no sense.
Irvin Fury – It does make sense because with him apologizing and Alexia noticing his new attitude, he instantly returns to the top of the pile in UWA. He could walk out of this match with the UWA Championship around his waist in his first match back.
Jessica Swift – We don’t need favoritism running rampant in UWA. That’s how PWE got started……
Irvin Fury – Each week, you can check out TV Crimes presented by Pro Wrestling Evolved aka PWE.
Jessica Swift – They have some great talent over there.
Irvin Fury – I’ve seen it all before……
Ally Winters – And the final participant in this championship match, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is the current Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion…………….
THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills.
* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, standing on a turnbuckle, dangling the UWA Championship from one hand. He is facing towards the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. He then turns holds the title belt over his head and shows it off to the crowd. He then hops down from the corner and starts pacing around the ring, anticipating the beginning of the match. *
Jessica Swift – Here he comes ladies and gentlemen. The UWA Champion is in the ring and he’s ready to do battle. This rivalry between he and Red Solomon has been going on for well over 5 months. First Grand Mystique chases the champion and the champion eventually gets caught, now the last two champions are chasing the new champion. This is laying the ground work for UWA, the ground work of a successful federation.
Irvin Fury – UWA was made successful once they hired me as the lead commentator.
Jessica Swift – You are not the lead commentator.
Irvin Fury – If you can’t pee standing up, then you’re not lead commentator.
Jessica Swift – You make no sense most of the time, Fury.
Irvin Fury – And that’s why dogs eat hamburgers.
* The three men are in a corner, waiting for the bell to ring and when it does, RS goes after GM with punches in which he dodges all of them and tackles RS into a corner. He starts hitting
shoulder thrusts to the midsection then lifts the chin of RS and connects with a jab to the jaw. DJ grabs GM from behind and crushes him with a
German suplex. He gets up and goes after RS with hard punches to the head. DJ whips RS to the ropes, leap frogs him, ducks under, leap frogs him again, ducks under, leap frogs, ducks under, leap frogs……..the crowd is cheering the display of timing between the two, though it looks goofy. *
Irvin Fury – This looks stupid.
Jessica Swift – It shows their timing and ability to work with each other. It’s the chemistry that you and I lack because I don’t like you and really don’t wish to work with you.
Irvin Fury – So my place or yours?
Jessica Swift – Not that I would come over to your place, but I don’t think your midget wife will appreciate another woman in the house.
Irvin Fury – You’re absolutely right about that. OK, yours.
* The two continue to criss cross and leap frog, until GM clotheslines RS as he returns off the ropes. GM picks up RS and connects with an
European uppercut, sending RS back into the ropes and GM charges but RS ducks and sends GM over the top rope, to the floor. DJ gets up and charges RS and he to, gets back body dropped over the top to the floor. Both DJ and GM are trying to get up and RS catapults himself over the top rope onto both men. The crowd is cheering for him as he gets up and kicks both men. He pulls DJ back up and rolls him into the ring and follows after him. DJ is on his knees begging as RS stalks him. Then DJ flips him the bird and RS does a spinning roundhouse to the hand to knock it down then returns with another
spinning roundhouse kick to the head. DJ falls flat on his face as RS turns him over and goes for the pin: 1………………2…………….GM pulls RS out of the ring and hits him with a stiff shot to the temple, dropping him. *
Jessica Swift – Oh my. That’s the same kind of roundhouse kick that put DJ out for months on end. He suffered a Grade 3 concussion from a similar roundhouse.
Irvin Fury – Red Solomon is more deadly than he lets on. It’s those silent types that you have to watch out for.
Jessica Swift – That’s right. Silent but deadly. Cool and calculated.
* GM rolls back into the ring and pins DJ himself: 1……………2………….DJ kicks out. GM pulls DJ to his feet, sends him to the corner and goes for the Down to Earth, but DJ does a cartwheel in midair, lands on his feet and as RS enters the ring, DJ connects with a solid
superkick to the jaw. As GM gets up, DJ runs and hits him with a
back flip tornado DDT. The crowd stands and applaud the acrobatic move. *
Irvin Fury – How the hell did he just pull that off?
Jessica Swift – It looked like it was from a video game.
* DJ kicks RS to the head, picks him up and hits a
backbreaker, hits the ropes and goes for a Lionsault, but GM dropkicks DJ in midair, causing him to land on his head. The crowd groans as GM picks up DJ and hits a
stalling brainbuster right on top of RS. He covers both men: 1……….2……RS forces both men off of him and rolls into a corner. GM walks over and drives his boot into the throat and face of RS. He lifts him up and hits a
European uppercut then sends RS to the opposite corner. He charges, but RS counters with a back elbow and then hops up onto the middle rope and connects with a
springboard back elbow. RS gets up and connects with a chop to the back of GM’s neck then picks him up and hits a suplex of his own. RS hits the ropes and connects with a
jumping knee to the chest of GM and goes for the pin: 1………..2…….DJ drags the leg of RS to break the count then goes for a pin on GM himself: 1……….2…….RS breaks the pin attempt and goes for a pin on GM: 1………..2…….DJ breaks it up. DJ and RS then start to exchange punches and wrestle against the ropes. They are trying to gauge each other’s eyes as they lean in a corner. RS is hitting some knee strikes and DJ is trying to bend RS’s head as far back as possible. RS connects with another knee and DJ backs away but GM stands and connects with an
enziguri that sends DJ back into RS, who scoop slams him then he jumps up on the middle rope and connects with a
springboard corkscrew legdrop. GM then connects with a
Yakuza kick to the face of RS as he tries to get up from connecting his move. GM pulls RS to his feet and chops him against the ropes then ties his arms up into the ropes. GM then hits the ropes and connects with a vicious
Yakuza kick to the face of RS. His head wavers as GM likes his work, hits the ropes again and connects with another
Yakuza kick to the face. RS is trying to get loose but at the same time, he is looking weak. *
Jessica Swift – Those nasty Yakuza kicks to the face are spending Red Solomon. He’s taken at least 3 so far this match and all in a row.
Irvin Fury – It was just last night I delivered 3 facials in a row……
Jessica Swift – I want to change the subject.
Irvin Fury – You want to talk about it, then lets talk about it. I’m game for pillow talk.
Jessica Swift – No…..Red Solomon looks to be blowing in the wind right now. How much more can he take?
Irvin Fury – If Red Solomon is blowing in the wind, then I think who he’s blowing can take a whole lot.
Jessica Swift – Grrrrrr…….
* GM looks to hit the rope again but DJ jumps up and connects with a
flipping dropkick. He hops up and spreads his arms out in jubilation then he goes to the top rope and as GM gets up, DJ dives off and connects with a
Whisp in the Wind. DJ hits the ropes and as GM is getting up, DJ jumps up and executes a
head scissors takeover. GM springs to his feet and DJ takes him down with an arm drag then another dropkick that sends GM out of the ring. DJ hits the ropes as GM is getting up and does a
flipping senton over the top rope and lands on GM. The crowd cheers for the big move as DJ is slow getting up but he rolls back into the ring and assaults RS who is still tied up in the ropes. DJ takes this opportunity to make a crucifix in the air then he repeatedly kicks RS in the ribs and chokes him. Jim Mills is trying to break up the illegal choke and begins a count on DJ. DJ releases and delivers one more kick to the exposed ribs of RS and Jim Mills releases RS, who plops down onto the canvas. DJ starts doing bows in the ring, mocking RS and then he goes out after GM once more. *
Irvin Fury – Seems as if the returning DJ Styles has this all under control. He’s just taken out Red and now he’s about to dispose of the already downed Champion.
Jessica Swift – You may be right there, Fury. Styles has this match well under control and he’s looking to regain the title he lost several months ago.
Irvin Fury – I don’t research a lot, but I wonder if coming back from a Grade 3 concussion after 3-4 months of rest is good.
Jessica Swift – I’m pretty sure it is because he didn’t wrestle at all during that time he was out. Mostly based on the fact that he had to rehab his blown knee; which is a miracle that he’s even out here after tearing so many ligaments.
Irvin Fury – It’s the John Cena Rehab Plan. Or was he actually injured in the first place?
* DJ grabs GM by his mask and slams his face into the ring apron. DJ then goes over, pushes the timekeeper from his chair and folds the chair. He walks over to GM, cocks the chair back to strike the champion, but GM elbows DJ to the gut and hits a poorly executed
Hand of Prophecy on the floor. The move hurt both men as they lay on the ground. Then RS climbs to the top rope and he dives off with
Death from Above onto both men. Now everyone is in a pile on the floor and Jim Mills begins to count them all out………… *
* RS rolls back into the ring and back out to break up the count. He pulls up GM and rolls him into the ring. RS goes for a pin on him: 1……….DJ pulls RS out of the ring and blasts him with the chair before Jim Mills can see it. He drops the chair and rolls back into the ring. GM is on a knee as DJ hits the ropes and connects with a
shining wizard and hooks the leg for a pin: 1……………2………..GM kicks out. DJ pulls him to his feet and hits several knees to the face, causing GM’s head to turn. DJ hits the ropes and goes for another back flip DDT, but GM gets his leg up and kicks DJ low as he floats over his back. DJ is holding himself and GM hits an
inverted atomic drop and follows that with a clothesline. GM then goes to the top rope but a bleeding RS climbs up on the apron and shakes the ropes causing GM to fall and crotch himself. RS climbs up with GM and hits a
frankensteiner off the top to GM. The crowd cheers as RS struggles to stand and he looks infuriated. He pins GM: 1…………2…….DJ breaks it up and pulls RS up but RS swats him away and hits some solid jabs to the chest then a back kick to the gut, followed by
leaping over DJ, sliding through his legs, jumping to the top rope and coming down with a
flying body press. He hooks the legs for a pin: 1…………..2……….DJ kicks out. RS picks up DJ and rolls him up into a
small package: 1………2……..DJ escapes. RS kicks DJ in the gut and hits a
snap DDT. RS sees GM out the corner of his eyes charging at him, and evades him using the
Drunken Master technique. While GM is on his back, RS goes to the top rope and connects with a
flying elbow drop. RS hooks the leg for a pin: 1………..2……..GM kicks out. RS then piles DJ on top of GM and goes to the top rope but DJ springs to his feet and connects with a
superkick to the chest of RS as he’s perched on the top rope. DJ then goes up and places RS on this shoulders and drops down with a
rolling cutter. RS is holding his ribs in pain as GM runs and kicks DJ in the face and then pins RS: 1………….2……….RS gets a shoulder up. *
Jessica Swift – Boy o boy. These guys are really going at it tooth and nail. I’ve never seen this many pinfalls in one match, regardless of the stipulation.
Irvin Fury – I have, and a title wasn’t on the line like this one. The UWA Championship is the most sought after title in all of PWC, right now, until the PWC World Heavyweight Championship is up for grabs.
Jessica Swift – That’s right fans and those on the outside looking in; the Gold Rush Tournament for the Pro Wrestling Council World Heavyweight Championship has been set for months now and all The Council need are at least 8 participants from various joined and affiliated federations to start it off.
Irvin Fury – And speaking of starting it off, this match has been going full speed ahead since the very beginning and it doesn’t look to end any time soon.
Jessica Swift – That’s the gift from UWA to the fans. 3 top notch competitors willing to give it their all until there is only one and he will be the UWA Champion.
* GM kicks RS out of the ring and goes after DJ who tries to kick GM away but GM drops an elbow to his chest then starts punching him to the face. GM pulls DJ to his feet hits a
European uppercut then connects with a
short arm clothesline. GM picks up DJ and goes for a German suplex, but DJ drops to a knee to block the move and snapmares GM over and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. DJ kips up, hits the ropes and then dives over the top rope and lands on RS, who was getting up. The two land on the announcer’s table and are sprawled out and hanging off. *
Irvin Fury and Jessica Swift –
WATCH OUT!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!* DJ stands up and pulls a bleeding RS up by his hair. He places his head between his legs and holds him upside down then executes
Clashing Styles on top of the table, which doesn’t break. The sickening thud of RS’s face and body slapping the table is heard throughout the building. *
Jessica Swift – My goodness. DJ Styles just flattened Red Solomon with Clashing Styles.
Irvin Fury – And the table held up…….it’s that a miracle.
* DJ rolls off the table as he crawls over to the ring. He slowly rolls back in and he crawls over to GM, who is still laid out. He drops an arm over him for a pin: 1…………..2……….GM moves to the side to break the count. Both men are trying to get up as RS is getting off the table and crawling up the steps to the ring. As GM gets up, he slugs DJ to the jaw and connects with a
spinning elbow to the mouth, causing blood to flow. DJ is still standing, so GM hits the ropes and hits a
jumping elbow to the face, that knocks DJ back into the corner where RS is getting up. He holds onto DJ’s head, climbs the top rope, does a forward flip, causing DJ to snap his chin back on the shoulder of RS in a
modified stunner. DJ falls back into corner, as GM runs through RS with a
shining wizard and then hits the
Rib Cracker to DJ. The crowd is going crazy as the champion is showing his colors and signals for the end. He pulls DJ off the mat, drags him to the center of the ring, goes for The Hand of Prophecy, but RS gets up and
superkicks GM to the face. GM drops as RS catches DJ with a
spinning heel kick, followed by the locking in of
Teeth of the Dragon. DJ is screaming in pain as he’s reaching for the ropes and RS is keeping him away from them. *
Jessica Swift – This is amazing. These guys know what’s on the line and they are trying to tear each other apart to get it. There’s no quit in any of these men.
Irvin Fury – And that’s what we’re looking for in the UWA Champion. We don’t want a champion like Cassidy, who wants to be babied and pacified, and not getting his way will cause him to bleed in his panties and leave.
Jessica Swift – Who’s Cassidy?
Irvin Fury – Yeah, who’s Cassidy?
* RS is trying to tear the arm of DJ out of the socket as DJ is in obvious pain. Suddenly, the crowd stands as they look towards the stage and see Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez. *
Irvin Fury – Ut oh. Darkness falls.
Jessica Swift – The new found friends of DJ Styles are on the stage and they are looking mighty feisty. They may come down to get a closer look.
Irvin Fury – I hope it’s Sherry who comes down. Her and the two large friends that’s attached to her upper body. I’d like to meet them.
* Sherry bites the neck of Jason and holds it for a while. When she lets up, blood is streaming from the corners of her mouth and she begins to slowly walk down to the ring. Inside, DJ is holding back from tapping out, but GM saves him by stomping on RS’s head. GM pulls RS up and slaps him across the face. Before DJ can get up, GM grabs him and locks on the
Anaconda Vice. DJ begins to scream in pain again. He’s fighting the hold and trying to get into a position where the hold won’t hurt him as much. He kicks with his feet until he latches on the bottom rope, causing a break. GM is exhausted and slow to get up. As DJ is trying to make it to his feet, RS runs and rolls DJ up into a
La Magistral cradle: 1……………2…………..DJ escapes. Before he can get up, RS rolls him up into a
small package: 1………..2………DJ escapes again. As RS is positioning himself for another move, GM sneaks in and
Yakuza kicks RS to the face, grabs him before he falls and locks on the
dragon sleeper. RS is trying to fight out of it and DJ gets up, holds his legs up and they dump him on his back. *
Jessica Swift – What action. We can’t talk about it enough. These guys are the cream of the crop.
Irvin Fury – Just imagine when UWA grows and we get more talent. There may be some guys out there better than these three in the ring.
Jessica Swift – Wow, what a way to put down the current crop of talent.
Irvin Fury – I’m just saying, Jesse. You’ll never know how good you are until you leave you own block, or someone steps onto it to challenge you.
Jessica Swift – These guys are great, none-the-less. I’m enjoying what I’m seeing from them.
Irvin Fury – Still, there’s others out there.
* DJ and GM get up and start to slug it out in the middle of ring. Neither man is letting up with his hard shots to the head, as RS crawls over to the corner and starts to climb it. As he’s going up, Sherry climbs up behind him and swipes his leg out, causing him to crotch himself. *
Jessica Swift –
DAMMIT!!!!! SHERRY MARTINEZ HAS TAINTED THIS MATCH WITH HER INTERFERENCE!!!!Irvin Fury – Taint me, Sherry, taint me.
* RS tries to regain his footing, but Sherry gauges his eyes with her black fingernails then kicks him to the head, causing him to fall off the turnbuckle and smack his head on the ring steps on the way down. He’s out cold on the floor as DJ grabs a hold of GM’s arm and locks them behind his back. He turns GM towards Sherry then she spews a red blood mist into their direction, but GM ducks it and it goes into the eyes of DJ. GM
Yakuza kicks Sherry to the chest and knocks her off the apron, turns around, grabs DJ and hits the
Big Bang. He hooks the leg for the pin: 1……………2…………….3!!! The bell rings as Jason Verve runs down the ramp and Jim Mills raises the arm of The Grand Mystique for the victory. *
Ally Winters –
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND SSSTTTTIIIILLLLLL UWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…………..THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!!!!!Jessica Swift – It isn’t over. Mystique better watch out for Jason Verve…….
* Just as Verve slides into the ring, GM trips him, causing him to fall into a corner. GM then slides out of the ring, goes under it and grabs comes out with a crystal ball. Just as Verve lunges out of the ring, head first, GM smashes the crystal ball over his head. The crowd is cheering as GM goes over to the timekeeper’s table, retrieves his belt and holds it up as he marches to the back. Sherry tries to get at him, but he kicks her away and storms up the ramp, holding the belt high for all to see. Everyone is laid out around or in the ring, as the champion is once against victorious on Warzone. *
Jessica Swift – This was one hell of a ride, I must admit. The main event was splendid and The Grand Mystique showed why he’s the champion.
Irvin Fury – Just too many mistakes and miscues for anyone to come out on top of this match but the champion.
Jessica Swift – What a spectacular match, what a spectacular show. Fans, this is the Ultimate Wrestling Association and we are the innovators.
Irvin Fury – I wonder what Alexia’s got to say about this one. Once again, her plan doesn’t work.
Jessica Swift – I don’t know, but I’m sure we’ll find out in the coming days on
ProWrestlingCouncil.com. Fans, this is Jessica Swift…….
Irvin Fury – ……and I’m the man with the longest, fattest----
Jessica Swift – See you next time fans.
* The show ends with The Grand Mystique standing on stage, holding the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship belt high over head. *
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