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Post by kevinjones619 on Dec 18, 2008 0:04:09 GMT -5
"The Judas Kiss" by Metallica starts playing, and shocking enough, the fans start booing. As the guitar plays, the fans continue the boos, but when the part comes, they stomp their feet in unison with the drums. They become restless, cat calls erupting all over the arena. As soon as the lyrics kick in, Kevin Jones walks out, with a serious look on his face. He walks down the ramp, at one point he looks over at a fan, and spits in their general direction. The fan attempts to jump the rail, but security guards are quick to catch him. As the man is dragged away, Kevin gets a smug smile, and when the security guards look away, Kevin fingers the man. He walks up the stairs, and puts his right foot onto the middle rope, before lifting up his left to the top rope, and raises his arm. He then the ring.
Rodriguez: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is an opening round match of the PWE Heavyweight Championship tournament. Introducing first, weighing 320 Pounds, standing 6'11, from Vancouver, B.C., he is "The Embodiment of Sin" and "The Assassin", KEVIN JONES!
Jones puts his arm up, and golden pyro shoots out of the turnbuckles.
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Post by tnt on Dec 18, 2008 12:19:49 GMT -5
Stronger by Kanye West hits the PA and Redemption walks on stage he poses before strutting to the ramp, he grabs a mic on his way down, and slides into the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle and sings in tune with the song
Redemption:Stronger, better, faster, Stronger!!!
Rodriguez:And in the ring, Redemption!!!
Redemption drops the mic and takes out four bananas, he hands one to the referee, one to the Rodriguez and finally one to his opponent, Kevin Jones
Smith:This guy is nuts.
Green:So's your face.
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Post by kevinjones619 on Dec 18, 2008 19:29:45 GMT -5
Kevin rips the banana, and goes to Redemption, before attempting to feed him the banana, choking him in the process. He slaps Redemption, before grabbing his arm, and pulling him to the ropes. Once Redemption is shot back, Kevin lifts his boot up and is able to hit the big boot, causing Redemption to spit up bits of banana.
TBC BY REDEMPTION
OOC: Sorry it's extremely short, but I don't wanna squash you, and I'm not too familiar with how I'm supposed to have a comedy wrestler (no offense) fight back.
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Post by tnt on Dec 20, 2008 11:12:51 GMT -5
Redemption begins mourning the banana that is lying broken on the canvas, before turning and glaring at Kevin Jones,
Redemption:GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Redemption pulls banana after banana out of his back pocket and throws them at Kevin Jones, Kevin's eyebrow looks like it's bleeding.
Smith:Ha! Bleeding from a banana!
Green:I know and AGH! HOLY SHIT!!
A banana flies over and hits Smith in the face, knocking him out.
Green:Smith..., Smith...SMITH!!!
Meanwhile, Kevin Jones is fighting back, he lifts Redemption up and looks for a spinebuster, Redemption is crushing a banana against Jones back, but it's no use, the spinebuster hits followed by a cover. 1...2...
TBC by Kevin Jones
OOC:Basically, a comedy wrestler does random things, eg, thousands of banana's hidden in his back pocket. This is probably short too, but I really don't notice while I'm typing.
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Post by kevinjones619 on Dec 20, 2008 14:57:16 GMT -5
KICKOUT!
Jones gets up, and he lifts Redemption with him. He kicks him in the gut, before putting the doubled over Redemption's head in between his legs, and he lifts up, but Redemption is able to wriggle Jones over to the ropes, where he just barely is able to leap out of the ring from Jones shoulders.
Smith: I'm back.
The sinful one grabs onto the ropes, and puls the ropes forward, before jumping onto the top one, and jumping off of that, but before he can pull off his move, Redemption hops onto the guard rail and immediately jumps off with a kick to the head of Jones, a variation of a flying Shining Wizard. The referee has restarted his count since Jones left the ring, counting a one. The fans cheer Redemption, loving that move, and a few actually start a small "That was awesome!" chant. At the count of four, Redemption rolls back into the ring, before rolling back out.
Smith: That was an excellent move by Redemption! Straying away from the comedy to hit a very well planned move.
Redemption tries lifting up Jones this time, but Jones gets up before he can succeed. Jones lifts his hand to choke Redemption, and succeeds, lifting him up to sit on the ring apron. Jones rolls back into the ring, before running the ropes. Once he returns, he dropkicks Redemption back into the outside of the ring.
TBC BY REDEMPTION
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Post by kevinjones619 on Dec 30, 2008 18:49:56 GMT -5
Kevin stays in the ring, and he taunts Redemption on the outside. He sticks up his arm, and gets boos from the fans. Redemption grabs the guardrail, and gets himself up. Kevin charges the ropes facing Redemption, jumps, turns his body and spins, for a spinning plancha, but misses Redemption and hits the guardrail! Redemption runs into the ring, and puts his arm up, to massive cheers! The fans slap Kevin's back, and yell in his face. The ref gets to a count of 2, and he starts to get up. By the count of 4, he is able to grab a hold of the guardrail, and at 6 he is up, and runs into the ring. He charges, looking for a Smoking Gun, but Redemption ducks. He grabs the ropes, and springboards, before jumping into position for a seated senton, but Kevin holds him up. He goes to the southeast turnbuckle, and puts Redemption up onto the middle rope. Kevin goes outside of the ring, before climbing onto the turnbuckles from outside. He climbs to the top, and puts Redemption's head between his legs.
Smith: Destroy him Kevin! Kill him!
Green: I can't believe you! Kevin is an asshole, I think Redemption will be able to reverse this move.
Kevin drops him, and deadlifts him back up, before flipping him off his shoulders, and Redemption lands on his stomach on the mat in the middle of the ring. Kevin gets off the turnbuckle.
Smith and Green: ASSASSIN BOMB! FROM THE TOP ROPE!
He calls the ref over, and turns Redemption over, hooks the leg, and get's the 1-2-3!
"The Judas Kiss" by Metallica starts playing, and Kevin get's up. He raises his arm, and rolls out of the ring, and goes over to the commentator's table. He climbs onto it, and raises his arm again, getting a lot of LOUD boos.
Rodriguez: Ladies and gentleman, the winner via pinfall, advancing in the PWE World Championship Tournament, he is "The Assassin" and "The Embodiment of Sin" Kevin Jones!
Kevin stands, and mouths "That's right.", as we cut to commercial.
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