Post by kevinjones619 on Dec 15, 2008 21:27:43 GMT -5
After the last match, we come back to a red and green spotlight going around the arena before Jingle Bell Rock hits. Out comes a jolly old fellow, in red and white, who must be Santa! He comes out with two elves right beside him, decked in green. As they walk down to the ring, they throw out candy canes to the children in the audience. He walks down the ramp, continuing it, and then he rolls into the ring. He grabs an official PWE mic and starts to speak.
Santa: HO HO HO! Merry Christmas everyone! I hope all the children enjoyed the candy canes. I hope you all know who I am! I'm here to wish you a merry Christmas, and to get you in the cheery.....
Before he can finish, The Judas Kiss by Metallica plays, but Kevin Jones walks out immediately.
Santa: Who is this?
As Jones is on the entrace ramp, we realize he has a mic.
Jones: I, am Kevin Jones, and I, am the Embodimen of Sin. Let's see if you are listening, who am I?
Santa: The first entrant on the naughty list!
As Santa startsa belly laugh, Jones cuts him off.
Jones: Do you really think that I believe this BS? Santa is real, right! That's a bunch of shit. You are a cheesy actor, and it's easy to tell.
Santa: Jones, your being very naughty!
Jones: Enough!I do not want to go down as the man who battled "Santa" on the mic. I am going down here to show you all that I will go to any lengths for fun. I will do whatever. I have no allies.
He drops the mic, and walks down to the ring. He starts to run and rolls down to the ring, and first takes out th first elf with a huge Smoking Gun. Kevin goes over to the fellow playing Santa and punches him in the face, followed by an uppercut. He goes out of the ring, and looks under the apron. He takes out a chair and rolls into the ring. He hits the second elf with the chair, before hitting Santa in the gut with the chair. He rolls back out of the ring, and looks into the apron, and pulls out a table. He sets up the table, before putting Santa's head between his legs. He lifts up into Powerbomb position, and flips him over for "Santa" to land right through the table. He then gets back up, and gives a quick stare, before the sound is cut and PWE goes to commercial, seemingly trying to cut away from the segment at hand.
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Santa: HO HO HO! Merry Christmas everyone! I hope all the children enjoyed the candy canes. I hope you all know who I am! I'm here to wish you a merry Christmas, and to get you in the cheery.....
Before he can finish, The Judas Kiss by Metallica plays, but Kevin Jones walks out immediately.
Santa: Who is this?
As Jones is on the entrace ramp, we realize he has a mic.
Jones: I, am Kevin Jones, and I, am the Embodimen of Sin. Let's see if you are listening, who am I?
Santa: The first entrant on the naughty list!
As Santa startsa belly laugh, Jones cuts him off.
Jones: Do you really think that I believe this BS? Santa is real, right! That's a bunch of shit. You are a cheesy actor, and it's easy to tell.
Santa: Jones, your being very naughty!
Jones: Enough!I do not want to go down as the man who battled "Santa" on the mic. I am going down here to show you all that I will go to any lengths for fun. I will do whatever. I have no allies.
He drops the mic, and walks down to the ring. He starts to run and rolls down to the ring, and first takes out th first elf with a huge Smoking Gun. Kevin goes over to the fellow playing Santa and punches him in the face, followed by an uppercut. He goes out of the ring, and looks under the apron. He takes out a chair and rolls into the ring. He hits the second elf with the chair, before hitting Santa in the gut with the chair. He rolls back out of the ring, and looks into the apron, and pulls out a table. He sets up the table, before putting Santa's head between his legs. He lifts up into Powerbomb position, and flips him over for "Santa" to land right through the table. He then gets back up, and gives a quick stare, before the sound is cut and PWE goes to commercial, seemingly trying to cut away from the segment at hand.
END OF PROMO