Irvin Fury – I can’t believe that guy has appeared HERE, in UWA.
Jessica Swift – Who are you referring to?
Irvin Fury – Noah Hanson. I remember him from the old JWA:EWA. He’s one of the very first men to beat the monster Brimstone and he’s a former World Television Champion. I think he used to go by the name “Ladysman”. But I remember that guy, then he vanished.
Jessica Swift – Not only did we have a Blast from the Past tonight, but now it looks to be really happening with former JWA:EWA wrestlers appearing on UWA programming. But we can’t focus on him, we have to worry about the condition of The Masked Grappler and his hand. Will we have a main event tonight?
Irvin Fury – As they say, the show must go on, with or without The Masked Grappler. He still has this match to get himself together, or Dan McCloud will be flying solo tonight.
Jessica Swift – The old guy will have a heart attack if he’d have to take on Red Solomon and The Grand Mystique all by himself.
Irvin Fury – I’ll put money on that.
Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Hailing from Toronto Ontario Canada, and weighing in at 275 pounds……………….
LEON “THE VIRUS” ROBERTS!!!!! * The Lights dim just before the music starts. “Through The fire And The Flames” by Dragonforce begins to play. Once the initial guitar solo ends and the second one begins, Leon Roberts is seen rising up from the stage by platform, as red fog fills the stage. *
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down,
and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls
around the world tonight* Leon Roberts is now walking to the ring, focused on his opponent. *
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies
wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain,
we watch them as we go
In fire and pain, and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls* Leon is now at the ring. He climbs up, and over the top rope. He then goes to the center of the ring, raises both arms up in an X formation, as lighting strikes the posts, before they burst pillars of flames. *
So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry onJessica Swift – This is going to be an exciting match. You normally don’t get this caliber match on free television, but we’re bringing it to you live because we’re the Ultimate Wrestling Association.
Irvin Fury – Well, if we had pay per view and wasn’t struggling, this match would be saved for pay television. But that’s what sets up apart from the others, we give the fans what they want and not cram garbage and one individual down everyone’s throat for their own egotistical needs.
Jessica Swift – Who could you be talking about? Let me guess……..
Irvin Fury – I would say their name, but the name is censored around these parts and I won’t dare waste precious time belittling them any further.
Jessica Swift – I hear that place is in ruins.
Irvin Fury – Good.
Ally Winters – And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Tracie Bottoms. Hailing from Washington, DC and weighing in at an even 300 pounds…………….
TOMMY POLO!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels.
* “Ain’t No Make Believe” by Stonefree Experience begins to play and Polo comes out to the stage to cheering from the crowd. Tracie follows out after him as he ignores the people and flexes on stage. He begins to walk down the ramp and as he walks, pyro explodes behind him on each side of the ramp. He slides into the ring and sits on the middle rope for Tracie to enter, then climbs a corner and flexes for the crowd. Explosions happen on the other corners as Polo is taunting the crowd. He hops down and stands in the center of the ring, staring at Virus. He drops down to his knees and poses for pictures as Tracie stands behind him, rubbing his thick, muscular shoulders. He stops posing and waits for the match to start. *
Irvin Fury – This should be a match for the ages. You don’t get two megastars in the ring to often, and tonight, we got just that.
Jessica Swift – It’s been hyped, including on the audio show, and now it’s live and in the flesh. These do have bad blood and it’s going to come to a head right now.
Irvin Fury – Hehehe, did you just say head?
Jessica Swift – Shut up Fury?
* The bell rings and the two are circling the ring and they reach out to each other to get a feel then they lock up. Polo forces Virus into a corner and he starts stomping him down into the corner then hammers him with blows to the head. He whips him to the opposite corner then Virus counters with a back elbow, followed by a clothesline. Virus picks up Polo, sends him to the ropes and connects with another clothesline. He goes for the cover: 1………….2………..Polo kicks out. Virus stays on top and starts pounding away at his face and Polo reverses the position and starts punching away at him. The two roll around on the mat until they get tangled up in the ropes and the referee has to break them apart. Virus pushes the referee out of the way and dives onto Polo and they continue to scrap and they fall out of the ring. Virus kicks Polo in the ribs as he’s leaning against the apron and follows with a clubbing forearm to the back. Polo follows up with a chop and a kick to the knee. Virus bends over in pain and Polo locks both arms behind his back and looks to go for the Polo Plunge, but Virus drops down to a knee to stop him then hits a low blow. Polo stumbles off and drops down to his knees in pain. *
Jessica Swift – Ahhh, low blow by Virus gets Polo away from him. That had to hurt.
Irvin Fury – I bet Tracie didn’t like that low blow by Virus. Could mess up her after match celebration plans.
* Virus rolls back into the ring and back out to break the count. He picks up Polo and hammers him again with a clubbing blow to the head, then he slams Polo’s head into the apron. Virus rolls Polo back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and when Polo gets up and turns around, Virus comes sailing down and connects with a
flying clothesline. He goes for the cover: 1…………2…………Polo kicks out. Virus starts punching away at Polo and stomps on him one good time. Virus walks around the ring with confidence and pulls his hair out of his eyes as he walks around forming an ‘X’ with his arms. The crowd boos as he makes his rounds around the ring. *
Jessica Swift – Virus is really beaming with confidence here. He really thinks he has the upper hand in this contest.
Irvin Fury – It’s still early in this match and soon enough, Polo is going to make his comeback and show Virus how to beat a man.
Jessica Swift – Maybe that ring rust that he spoke of is holding him back. Maybe he needed to take it a little easier first before taking on such a formidable opponent.
Irvin Fury – There’s no such thing as taking it easy with Polo. He’s going full speed at all times, and if he crashes and burns, so be it. He’ll get up and go right back, full speed.
Jessica Swift – Sounds suicidal.
Irvin Fury – That’s why chicks dig him.
* As Virus is walking around the ring, taunting, Polo gets up and grabs him from behind and goes for a German suplex, but Virus blocks it with a back elbow. Virus then hits the ropes and is surprised by a
powerslam by Polo. Polo then
kisses his bicep then drops an elbow to the chest of Virus and starts doing push-ups next to him. The crowd cheers and claps for the patented set up moves by Polo. Polo then picks up Virus and body slams him. Polo drops another elbow and then starts repeatedly jamming his elbow into the side of Virus’ head. Virus is getting up as Polo hammers him with a forearm, sends him to the ropes and connects with a
belly to belly suplex. Polo is on his knees and starts posing before he gets up and
smacks Virus’ head and boots him to the face. Virus crawls to a corner as Polo approaches, he kicks him in the gut several times and makes his way to his feet. He connects with some shots to the head and then hits a
sidewalk slam. Virus hooks the leg for the pin: 1…………Polo kicks out. Virus then pulls Polo to his feet and headbutts him, but staggers off because Polo’s head is harder. Polo grabs Virus by his head and the back of his tights and launches him into the corner, shoulder first. Virus tries to kick Polo away but Polo hits him with a heavy forearm to the back of the neck then lifts his arm and boots him to the ribs. Virus wobbles out of the corner and fires back with a boot to the gut. Polo doubles over and Virus grabs him from behind and hits a
full nelson slam. Virus tries to shake off the pain in his shoulder as he picks up Polo and picks him up and takes him down with a
stalling vertical suplex, showing his strength. Virus pulls the hair out of eyes once more and drops an elbow to Polo’s chest. *
Jessica Swift – Great back and forth match. Hard to determine who has a clear advantage.
Irvin Fury – This was to be expected since Polo isn’t 100%. Usually, he’d run right through Virus, but I’m not going to give any excuses for him. But in the end, Polo is still better man.
Jessica Swift – It’s even right now, so that remains to be seen.
* Virus props Polo up on the corner and starts to climb up with him. Virus connects with a couple shots to the face then the goes for a frankensteiner but Polo holds onto the ropes, causing Virus to land on his head. The crowd moans at the counter as Virus is on the mat, kicking and holding his head. Polo hops down and stomps on Virus’ head and then locks on a reverse chinlock. Virus tries to fight out of it but Polo jams his knee into Virus’ back. The referee is asking Virus does he want to give and here’s his response…………. *
Virus –
FUCK NO!!!!Jessica Swift – Well, that says it all. HAHAHAA!!!
* Polo releases the chinlock and hammers Virus to the face with a forearm. Virus is trying to get up and Polo grabs him from behind and goes for a German suplex again, but Virus drops to a knee to block it. Polo grabs his hair and repeatedly headbutts him then slams his face into the mat. Polo climbs on top of Virus’ back and starts rubbing his face into the mat and driving his forearm into the back of his head. Polo gets up and starts flexing, then notices a commotion in the crowd. *
Irvin Fury – What’s going on over there?
Jessica Swift – I don’t know. It looks like someone is coming to the ring, through the crowd.
Irvin Fury – nWo?
Jessica Swift – Oh please, we don’t need another failed rehash of that mess. Leave it be.
* The camera pans around until it focuses on the perpetrator. The crowd surrounds him as he makes his way down an aisle and finds an empty seat at ringside. It’s Noah Hanson and he’s going to take a seat to get a birds eye view of the match. *
Irvin Fury – Noah Hanson has made himself at home. What’s his purpose?
Jessica Swift – Earlier tonight, he said he was going to be on top of UWA within 3 months. He’s getting a closer look at the competition.
Irvin Fury – He better not get involved or he’ll face some pretty stiff consequences.
Jessica Swift – I think he’s smart enough not to rub anyone the wrong way so soon. Lets just see how this goes first, before passing judgment.
Irvin Fury – Nope.
* Polo hops up on the turnbuckle in the direction of Noah Hanson and starts flexing. He points to him and makes a disrespectful gesture with his arms. Noah Hanson doesn’t do anything, as he simply watches the match. As Polo is distracted, Virus gets up and
powerbombs Polo from the corner. He goes for the pin: 1……………..2…………Polo kicks out and Virus takes a few steps back and measures the next move. When Polo gets up, Virus charges and connects with a
running big boot. Polo rolls out of the ring and lands in front of Noah Hanson. Polo gets up and starts jawing with Noah, but Noah pays him no mind. Tracie tries to refocus Polo on the match and when he turns around, Virus hits a
suicide dive through the ropes onto Polo. They crash and burn on the barricade and are slow getting up. *
Jessica Swift – Polo talked about being focused, now he’s unfocused. This is where Tracie comes into play.
Irvin Fury – I’d play with Tracie, but Polo won’t let me.
Jessica Swift – I wouldn’t let you play with a diseased Alpaca, Fury.
Irvin Fury – What the hell is an Alpaca?
* The referee’s count is up to 5 and Virus is starting to make his move. He gets up and crawls to the ring. He rolls in as Polo is being helped up by Tracie and he swats her away and stares coldly at Noah Hanson. Noah shrugs his shoulders as Polo turns and walks away and rolls into the ring. Virus meets him with boots and a knee to the head. Virus pulls Polo to his feet and hits a
European uppercut then a forearm shiver. Polo stumbles into a corner where Virus climbs up and starts the
10-punch combination. Polo stumbles out of the corner as Virus hits the ropes and hits a
running DDT. He goes for the pin: 1………..2………Polo gets a shoulder up. Virus starts to get angry and forms an ‘X’ again with his arms. He sneaks behind Polo and goes for a full nelson but Polo breaks free by stomping on Virus’ foot and then
military presses Virus, doing reps with him, then drops him on his face. He turns him over and covers him: 1…………2…………Virus kicks out. Polo pulls him up and throws Virus into a corner and hits a
running shoulder block to the midsection. Polo then pummels Virus with multiple forearms to the back, then locks both arms behind his back again for the Polo Plunge and as he’s about to hoist him up, Virus drops to a knee again to block it. Polo hammers him with a forearm across the shoulder blades and then tries to hit another Polo Plunge, but Virus headbutts Polo to the gut and picks Polo up into The ShadowCross position. Polo is trying to escape but Tracie climbs up on the apron to distract Virus, but he’s not buying it as he humps the air in her direction and then he turns to launch Polo, but Polo escapes and when Virus turns around, Polo drops him with a clothesline. *
Jessica Swift – These two are dragging it out. All elements around them are coming into play. It just might come down to who’s more focused.
* Virus gets up and hits a kneelift to Polo and connects with a
piledriver. He rolls over and drapes an arm around Polo for the cover: 1……………….2………….thr……….Tracie placed Polo’s foot on the bottom rope. The referee didn’t see it and Virus is livid. Virus gets up and swipes at Tracie and then he tries to get at her and slides out of the ring. He chases her around the ring and she rolls in Polo’s patented weight flexor as she’s running. She rolls into the ring as Virus gives chase and re-enters the ring. Polo is waiting for him and clobbers him with the weight flexor and the referee calls for the bell. The crowd boos as Polo has been disqualified. *
Jessica Swift – Well that’s just cheap. Polo took the easy way out of this match by getting himself disqualified. Could this be because Virus has his number?
Irvin Fury – Are you nuts? This match was simply to feel out where the other is. This isn’t over, at least not by one match. This is going to get interesting as they continue on. And to throw Noah Hanson in the mix, this may be the best thing to happen to UWA since my signing.
Ally Winters –
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, VIA DISQUALIFICATION………………LEON “THE VIRUS” ROBERTS!!!!!* Polo is still beating on Virus with the weight flexor and choking him with it. Tracie starts slapping him and kicking him to the chest. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd then Polo locks on
The Heimlich and chokes Virus even more. *
Irvin Fury – Atta boy, Polo. Show him who’s boss.
Jessica Swift – He set this up so he can get some illegal licks in. Polo once again, is a cheater and a opportunist. His colors haven’t changed, not one bit.
Irvin Fury – Why should they? And when did he turn over a new leaf? Never, I may say. He was just stuck in a situation that he got himself out of and now heeeeeee’sss bacckkkkk.
* Polo is trying to choke the living hell out of Virus with The Heimlich as Noah Hanson has seen enough, gets up and leaves. The bell continues to ring as Polo releases Virus as the PSA rush to the ring and Polo stares at his former employees. They part for him and Tracie, as they leave the ring. Virus is on the mat, gasping for air and choking. As Polo walks up the aisle, he says……….. *
Tommy Polo – Virus, this ain’t over. It’s only the beginning……….you sonovabitch.
Irvin Fury – Hell yeah, it’s the beginning.
Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans.
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