Post by necromorph on Dec 2, 2008 22:03:08 GMT -5
The very first episode of Pro Wrestling Evolved's TV Crimes opens with a simple shot of the PWE logo, while the TV Crimes theme song, TV Crimes by Black Sabbath, plays.
One day in the life of the lonely
Another day on the round about
What do they need
Somebody to love
One night in the life of the lonely
There's a miracle on the screen
What did they see
Somebody to love
He guarantees you instant glory
Get your money on the line
Gotta send me a plastic Jesus
There's a check in the mail today
That's what I need
Somebody to love
We just won't eat on Sunday
Gotta buy him a limousine
Somewhere to live
Somewhere to pray
Every penny from the people
Keeps the wolf outside the door
Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
But he'll give you more, yeah
Holy father, holy ghost
Who's the one who pays the most
Rock the cradle don't you cry
Buy another lullaby
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick
Pick your pocket, turn a trick
Slow and steady, he's got time
To commit another TV crime
TV crime
One day in the life of the lonely
Back again on the round about
What do they need
Somebody to love
Yeah
One night in the life of the lonely
Another miracle on the screen
What did they see
Somebody to love again
A supermarket of salvation
Take a look inside the store
Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
But he gives more
Holy father - holy ghost
Who's the one who hurts you most
Rock the cradle when you cry
Scream another lullaby
Jack be nimble, Jack be slick
Take the money, get out quick
Slow and steady, so much time
To commit another
TV Crime, TV Crime
The shot now opens up to the Dean Smith Center in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, as the fans are incredibly loud! For a moment, all you can hear is cheering, until the cameras turn to the stage, which explodes with gigantic pyro that nearly engulfs the stage! TV Crimes replays, as out walks the Commissioner of Pro Wrestling Evolved, Mark Robinson! Microphone in hand, he enters the ring to an enormous ovation.
He grins, turning and taking it all in, raising the mic to his lips.
Robinson: Hello wrestling fans, and WELCOME to Pro Wrestling EVOLVED!!!
The fans respond eagerly with a great pop!
Robinson: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mark Robinson, and I am YOUR Pro Wrestling Evolved Commissioner!
The fans respond with polite applause, waiting patiently for him to continue.
Robinson: Also allow me to introduce the other non-wrestling members of Pro Wrestling Evolved. Standing over in the corner over there is our ring announcer, Samuel Rodriguez, put your hands together people! Over there behind the commentating table is our play-by-play commentator, Jacob Green. Sitting beside him is his long-term partner and general scum of the earth, Robert Smith! Just clap for Jacob guys, Robert ain't worth it.
Smith: Are you kidding me!
Robinson: Just messin' with ya Robby!
Smith: That piece of crap....
Green: You alright Robby?
Smith: DON'T call me that!
Robinson: Up there on the stage, we have Crystal Everette, our backstage interviewer, give up for the lovely lady!
The lively crowd does more than give it up, as quite a few catcalls are heard.
Robinson: Also standing on the stage is our Special Enforcer, in case anyone steps out of line...Muscular!
The cameras zoom in on the imposing figure on the stage, PWE's Special Enforcer, Muscular, who is wearing quite the snazzy suit, an arrogant look on his face, but he definitely means business.
Robinson: Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's get down to business, shall we? I have some very important announcements to make, regarding the upcoming World Heavyweight Championship Tournament! You see, this isn't just any other tournament!
The crowd quiets, listening to the Commissioner's speech.
Robinson: No....there isn't only one champion being crowned here! The World Television Champion will also be decided in the tournament! Here's how it works: Seeing as how the tournament has eight participants, there will be four first round matches, after which the four semifinalists remain. This is where it gets good folks! Of course, after the semifinal round, two men will remain to do battle in the finals of this tournament!
The fans give more polite applause, but this is nothing new as far as tournaments go.
Robinson: The finals will take place at our first and biggest pay-per-view, No Rest for the Wicked! As you know by now, the winner of that match will be the PWE World Heavyweight Champion. However, the loser of that match, will be crowned PWE World Television Champion!
Smith: Wow!
Robinson: But wait, there's more! In addition to that, the two men eliminated in the semifinals will also face each other on the pay-per-view, fighting for third place, and much more! You see, the winner of THAT match, will be the first number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship, while the man who loses will be the first number one contender to the World Television Championship!
Green: That is HUGE! What an announcement!
Smith: I agree! Even if it is that slimeball's idea, it's still pretty darn good!
Robinson: One last thing fans, before I leave...at No Rest for the Wicked, the four men eliminated in the first round of the tournament will compete in PWE's signature stipulation match, the Evolution match! I'll give you guys some more info in the upcoming weeks.
Mark begins to leave, stepping through the ropes and walking up the ramp, smiling enthusiastically at the fans. Before he enters the curtain, he turns to the crowd.
Robinson: Oh and one other thing....WELCOME...TO THE EVOLUTION!!!
END OF PROMO
One day in the life of the lonely
Another day on the round about
What do they need
Somebody to love
One night in the life of the lonely
There's a miracle on the screen
What did they see
Somebody to love
He guarantees you instant glory
Get your money on the line
Gotta send me a plastic Jesus
There's a check in the mail today
That's what I need
Somebody to love
We just won't eat on Sunday
Gotta buy him a limousine
Somewhere to live
Somewhere to pray
Every penny from the people
Keeps the wolf outside the door
Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
But he'll give you more, yeah
Holy father, holy ghost
Who's the one who pays the most
Rock the cradle don't you cry
Buy another lullaby
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick
Pick your pocket, turn a trick
Slow and steady, he's got time
To commit another TV crime
TV crime
One day in the life of the lonely
Back again on the round about
What do they need
Somebody to love
Yeah
One night in the life of the lonely
Another miracle on the screen
What did they see
Somebody to love again
A supermarket of salvation
Take a look inside the store
Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
But he gives more
Holy father - holy ghost
Who's the one who hurts you most
Rock the cradle when you cry
Scream another lullaby
Jack be nimble, Jack be slick
Take the money, get out quick
Slow and steady, so much time
To commit another
TV Crime, TV Crime
The shot now opens up to the Dean Smith Center in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, as the fans are incredibly loud! For a moment, all you can hear is cheering, until the cameras turn to the stage, which explodes with gigantic pyro that nearly engulfs the stage! TV Crimes replays, as out walks the Commissioner of Pro Wrestling Evolved, Mark Robinson! Microphone in hand, he enters the ring to an enormous ovation.
He grins, turning and taking it all in, raising the mic to his lips.
Robinson: Hello wrestling fans, and WELCOME to Pro Wrestling EVOLVED!!!
The fans respond eagerly with a great pop!
Robinson: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mark Robinson, and I am YOUR Pro Wrestling Evolved Commissioner!
The fans respond with polite applause, waiting patiently for him to continue.
Robinson: Also allow me to introduce the other non-wrestling members of Pro Wrestling Evolved. Standing over in the corner over there is our ring announcer, Samuel Rodriguez, put your hands together people! Over there behind the commentating table is our play-by-play commentator, Jacob Green. Sitting beside him is his long-term partner and general scum of the earth, Robert Smith! Just clap for Jacob guys, Robert ain't worth it.
Smith: Are you kidding me!
Robinson: Just messin' with ya Robby!
Smith: That piece of crap....
Green: You alright Robby?
Smith: DON'T call me that!
Robinson: Up there on the stage, we have Crystal Everette, our backstage interviewer, give up for the lovely lady!
The lively crowd does more than give it up, as quite a few catcalls are heard.
Robinson: Also standing on the stage is our Special Enforcer, in case anyone steps out of line...Muscular!
The cameras zoom in on the imposing figure on the stage, PWE's Special Enforcer, Muscular, who is wearing quite the snazzy suit, an arrogant look on his face, but he definitely means business.
Robinson: Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's get down to business, shall we? I have some very important announcements to make, regarding the upcoming World Heavyweight Championship Tournament! You see, this isn't just any other tournament!
The crowd quiets, listening to the Commissioner's speech.
Robinson: No....there isn't only one champion being crowned here! The World Television Champion will also be decided in the tournament! Here's how it works: Seeing as how the tournament has eight participants, there will be four first round matches, after which the four semifinalists remain. This is where it gets good folks! Of course, after the semifinal round, two men will remain to do battle in the finals of this tournament!
The fans give more polite applause, but this is nothing new as far as tournaments go.
Robinson: The finals will take place at our first and biggest pay-per-view, No Rest for the Wicked! As you know by now, the winner of that match will be the PWE World Heavyweight Champion. However, the loser of that match, will be crowned PWE World Television Champion!
Smith: Wow!
Robinson: But wait, there's more! In addition to that, the two men eliminated in the semifinals will also face each other on the pay-per-view, fighting for third place, and much more! You see, the winner of THAT match, will be the first number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship, while the man who loses will be the first number one contender to the World Television Championship!
Green: That is HUGE! What an announcement!
Smith: I agree! Even if it is that slimeball's idea, it's still pretty darn good!
Robinson: One last thing fans, before I leave...at No Rest for the Wicked, the four men eliminated in the first round of the tournament will compete in PWE's signature stipulation match, the Evolution match! I'll give you guys some more info in the upcoming weeks.
Mark begins to leave, stepping through the ropes and walking up the ramp, smiling enthusiastically at the fans. Before he enters the curtain, he turns to the crowd.
Robinson: Oh and one other thing....WELCOME...TO THE EVOLUTION!!!
END OF PROMO
