Steel Cage: Daniel McCloud vs. The Masked Grappler

[The Council]

RP Limit: 2

RP DEADLINE is November 17, 2008
9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time
7:00 PM Central
6:00 PM Pacific
November 18 - 2:00 AM UK

Post your roleplays in this thread for this match

[dannyboyo]

The camera opens onto Daniel McCloud with his lovely ladies once again. Daniel is standing in center with the three leaning over to kiss him.



*** Daniel McCloud ***
Ladies, we got company!

*** Bunny, Jenny, Lizzy ***
OH... Poo... No fun

The three ladies back off from Daniel. He claps his hand and a large burly blak man walks behind him. he falls back and the man picks up and carries him like a small child to a long leather sofa. The man drops him onto the sofa. Jenny, Bunny and Lizzy walk over and bring him pillows with blankets. The place the pillows under his head and put the blankets on him.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Thank you ladies, but I just wanted to lay down and not goto sleep. I'm not that tired yet.

*** Bunny ***
But you look so tired! The Masked Grappler was once your bad guy!

*** Lizzy ***
You know he's probably headbutting bolders into dust or cutting down entire Great Red Wood forests with a tooth pick.

*** Jenny ***
I heard The Masked Grappler was doing jumping jacks wearing a suit filled with lead, on a volcanic island with steaks pinned to his suit and man eating lions keeping him company.

Daniel sits up, but the three try pushing him back. He fights them as he places the pillows behind him so he can sit up instead of lie down.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Now now, yes most of those true. I remember one time while we served against the evil Nazis, me and him single handed lead freed a Concentration Camp with just two swiss army knives, a roll of a duct tape, some chewing gum, a match and a copy of Mien Kempf hand written by Hitler himself. True while I was freeing thoe poor innocient people, Oscar decided that he would make every single man on the base tap out to the...

Daniel looks around, then claps his hands twice as the screen fades black and brown, flipping keying up the signature phrase of The Masked Grappler. Bunny, Jenny and Lizzy look at each other, and three are dressed in French Maid Outfits.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
THE IRON CLLLAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!

He claps his hands twice and once more the scene returns to normal. Bunny, Jenny, and Lizzy return to their previous clothing.

*** Jenny, Bunny & Lizzy ***
How did you do that?

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Secret girls, sorry. Now as I saying, Oscar is tough but he forgot I made the steel cage with just my bare hands. Back in 1915 I came home to find that my son had drawn all over the walls. Back then it was not just customary but a law to beat you children with a belt when they acted up. But I was so furious I grabed a cast iron skillet, some rope and a old barrel and made the very first legitimate 15ft. Steel Cage. I was so proud of myself, I body slammed myself against to see if it worked. OH IT DID, but the promoters thought the cage was too barbaic and said it would never work. Several years later it was used and I never got my credit due to be all because I'm Irish. Oh well.

*** Jenny ***
They're so mean!

*** Lizzy ***
They're also beat their wives too!

*** Bunny ***
Did you do anything about it?

Daniel looks at his three ladies and forgets that they're NOT the sharpest knife in the draws. But in fact they are THE DULLEST. He laughs as he grabs some Cracker Jacks and begins munching on the caramel popcorn.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Yes I did, I went to the NWA headquarters and demanded to get 10% of all money draw in by a Steel Cage match for the rest of time, and wouldn't you have it? It bought my first car. Ladies, I'm the originator of the Steel Cage. The Masked Grappler while he has more talent in one sperm cell than all of the WWE combined, he just lacks that Steel Cage know how. I know every single trick in the Steel Cage. There is ALWAYS... ALWAYS a hidden door for emergency escape when the bad guy is going to win. But me and Oscar are men of honor, I know neither of us will try escaping through that door. If we try escape we will do it the right way, and that's climbing over the top of the cage all the way out to the ground. But if anything, the Octopus Stretch has his name written ALL over it.

*** Bunny ***
I miss your octopus stretch Dan.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
I told you, I cann't stretch you like that until after Warzone X. Do you want to give comfort and aid to The Masked Grappler Bunny?

*** Bunny ***
Of course not, I just miss the fun of you and Mrs. McCloud

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Well Mrs. McCloud is in the clouds now Bunny. But don't cry, she's singing with the angels. You thre are now my new Mrs. McCloud and I'm sure THE Mrs. McCloud won't mind as it is said "Until Death Do You Part."

*** Bunny, Jenny, and Lizzy ***
YAY!

The three women jump up and begin taking off their shirts. Daniels eyes jump wide open.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Ladies, I told you. Not until after Warzone Ten when I beat Oscar with the Octopus can we play. But you can play with each other.

The three begin turning to the camera. Suddenly Tyrone, the african man who carries Daniel around comes over and turns off the camera.

END

[The Masked Grappler]

Down deep in the bile’s of The Chamber of Horrors, the training facility of The Masked Grappler, the sight of Nemo is shown inside of a dog cage. He looks frightened and hungry

Nemo: Dad, I don’t want to be in this cage. I’m not an animal.

Nemo is butt naked and shaking. In the background, The Masked Grappler is chopping up a cow with his bare hands; the strongest hands in the world, that is. He rips the beef from the bones of the bovine animal, strains the blood from the meat and holds it over the cage where Nemo is “held”.

Nemo: Dad, please feed me. What did I do for you to treat me like this?

Masked Grappler: You want to be a world class wrestler, don’t you son?

Nemo: Yeah……

Masked Grappler: Then you must go through the torturous training regime that I went through when I was training, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago. This here, being locked in a cage, being treated like an animal, was just one of the many training exercises I had to go through to give me a killer instinct.

Grappler looks at his son foam through his mask, as his eyes lock onto the piece of raw meat. His dirty and jagged fingernails are starting to tighten up and dig into the floor of the cage, as the small hairs on his back start to rise between his pronounced shoulder blades. As his eyes lock on the would-be meal, Grappler pulls the meat back and teases Nemo.

Masked Grappler: Not yet, you have to get riled up first before you get your treat.

Nemo starts to go wild in the cage, crashing his body into the cage, almost tipping it over as he growls and yells.

Masked Grappler: That’s a little bit better, son. But I don’t think you’re ready for this meal exactly yet.

Grappler tosses the raw meat over his shoulder and into a fish tank, where Nemo’s pet piranha devour the flesh in an instant. The tank water starts bubbling wildly then it stops as only the mist of tiny bubbles are in the tank and nothing, absolutely nothing remains of the meat.

Masked Grappler: Goddamn reindeer must be starving. OH SWEETIE!!!! DID YOU FEED THE REINDEER THIS WEEK?!!!

In reference to his wife, The Masked Grappler’s wife yells back down to him.

Mrs. Grappler: NO, BECAUSE THEY ATE THE MOOSE SARAH PALIN DROPPED OFF WHEN SHE PAID A VISIT LAST WEEK!! I FIGURED THE MOOSE WAS ENOUGH TO LAST A FEW DAYS!!!

Masked Grappler: Dagnabit woman, those little beasts were ravenous. Oh well, I know when……..

Grappler starts to speak in a low tone.

Masked Grappler: ………I know when Palin and me were all alone, she showed me how ravenous she can get.

Grappler starts to giggle as Nemo continues to rage in the cage and shake it violently.

Masked Grappler: GODDAMIT NEMO!!! CALM DOWN, YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!

Nemo: BUT YOU’RE TREATING ME LIKE ONE!!!

Masked Grappler: You’ll learn to understand why I’m doing this to you, son. If you want to become a world class professional wrestler, such as your daddy, then you have to do as I say as long as you are in --------

The screen starts to flicker and the scene turns faded and old, as The Masked Grappler looks into the camera and says with a shadowy echo behind him……..

Masked Grappler: ---The Chamber of Horrors.

Mrs. Grappler: What are you two doing there, and why did everything suddenly turn old and faded?

Masked Grappler: Sweetie pie, bake ole Grappler a cake, a yellow cake with coconut frosting. Me and Nemo are playing………uhhhh………..zoo.

Mrs. Grappler: Well, you two don’t mess with the stingrays, they’ve suddenly become true killers of man.

Masked Grappler: Don’t worry about anything honey bunch, Grappler’s got everything under control.

Mrs. Grappler: OK. I’ll go make that cake now.

Masked Grappler: And when you’re done with that cake, maybe I’ll spread frosting on you and lick it off.[/b]

Mrs. Grappler: Oh Oscar, I see those pills you ordered from television has got you randy.

Masked Grappler: At any given time, ask Palin.

Mrs. Grappler: What was that, Oscar?

Masked Grappler: Ahhhh, nothing sweetie. Go make the cake and I’ll be up there in a few.

Mrs. Grappler leaves and closes the door behind herself. The Masked Grappler kicks the cage to rile up Nemo again as he tears more flesh from the hide of the cow and dangles it over the cage. Nemo starts foaming at the mouth again and snapping at the piece of meat.

Masked Grappler: Keep begging young son, you’ll understand soon enough. Understand that a cage turns any man, any sane man, into an animal. Sane men have gone to prison for long periods of time and come out a totally different individual. I’ve seen brilliant individuals go into a cell and come out an animal, after being caged up and witnessing, and experiencing some of the most wicked things a man can experience when it’s survival of the fittest. And a cage is what I’m supposed to be locked in on November 19, 2008 against an old rival and “friend”, Daniel McCloud. For old times sake, as the young whipper-snappers say, they’re bringing sexy back, well, McCloud and myself are bring old school back. We’re bringing old school back in a steel cage and we’re going to tear the house down. Old school flavor will show the young whipper-snappers of the Ultimate Wrestling Association how to put on a great match.

Nemo slams his shoulders into the cage, trying to break it down as Grappler dangles the meat over his cage and blood drips down into Nemo’s face.

Masked Grappler: At Warzone X, this is a dedication show for all those old school wrestling lovers out there who love the thrill of an old school wrestling match. This steel cage match is dedicated to everyone who don’t know what real wrestling is all about. McCloud and myself will show and prove to the world that two old men, such as ourselves, still have what it takes to get into a steel cage and do the things animals do when forced into a situation where they have to survive. There are some on the UWA roster that I truly believe could thrive in an environment, such as the steel cage, but this time around, allow the pioneers to pave the way for the new blood of Pro Wrestling Council.

As Grappler continues his rant, a message comes across his antique “The Bantam” radio, circa 1930.

)))))In more Pro Wrestling Council news, a deal has been reached with the "Arrogant, Backstabbing, Prissy and Psychotic" Ginger Snapps. She is a beautiful woman who is going to turn the Ultimate Wrestling Association on its ear. Stay tuned for more details about this signing and the Warzone X dedication show, featuring the steel cage main event featuring The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud, after this message for Levitra.(((((

Masked Grappler: There you have it, it’s now broadcasted around the world, Dan McCloud and The Masked Grappler to do battle, old school, in a steel cage, to honor those who appreciate old school wrestling. People at home, let me tell you a story about how I obtained this Bantam radio from 1930 and kept it working……….you see, back in the day, before there was electricity, I met a carpenter who craved dolls for children around Christmas time. He was a nice young fellow, who wore a beard and his hair was made like sheep wool. The man spoke of peace and salvation, and that he wanted to die for every man’s soul. He walked every where he went, he traveled a whole lot. I kept up with him though, there was no way I’d allow any man to outdo ole Grappler. So one day, I happened to ask the man what his name was, and he told me Jehovah. I slapped him on reflex, I don’t know why, but I did. He told me in a such a humbling voice, that he forgives all my sins and that he was going to a place to see his Father. Jehovah disappeared for a few days, only to return wrapped up in a sheet, with his johnson hanging out, and holes in his hands and feet. I asked Jehovah what happened to his clothes, he produced this radio and told me to listen to it in a few years and I’ll understand. Some thing magical is up with this radio, as it doesn’t run on batteries or electricity. I keep this radio close to my heart as I later found out that Jehovah is the Saviour of all men.

Grappler leans into the camera and says in a low tone….

Masked Grappler: Truthfully, I think the guy was……..you know……….crazy.

Grappler starts making a winding motion with his finger next to his head. Nemo goes wild and knocks the side of the cage out and he snatches the raw meat from the hand of Grappler, lifts his mask and starts biting into the tough, raw meat.

Masked Grappler: See fans, a steel cage has made my son, my youngest son that I know of, into a wild animal. He’s tearing into this meat as if he has never eaten before. At Warzone X, Dan McCloud and myself will tear into each other for the sake of old school wrestling. Friends will turn temporary foes with nothing on the line but the spirit of the sport to uphold. McCloud, at Warzone X, you’re going to end up just like your old school yard chum, John McCain…………a loser.

Grappler gets down on all fours with Nemo and starts tugging away at the meat himself, then he crawls into the cage to get some of the scraps. Nemo suddenly stands up and slams the cage close and locks it. Grappler gets up and starts shaking the cage……….

Masked Grappler: Nemo, let me out. This isn’t funny.

Nemo waves the meat in Grappler’s face as he now has his eyes locked on it and starts snapping at it.

Masked Grappler: Nemo, I’m not an animal, I’m your father. Let me out.

Grappler starts shaking the cage and yelling.

Nemo: Sorry dad, you have to train.

Masked Grappler: YOU YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPER!!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!

Nemo tosses the meat into the cage, walks up the steps and turns the lights out.

Nemo: Goodnight, dad.

Masked Grappler: NEMO!!!! I’M YOUR FATHER!!! LET ME OUT!!!! NEMO!!!!! NEMO!!!!!

Then there’s a break in the commotion, then Grappler says in a real low voice…..

Masked Grappler: it’s dark and I’m scared. ahh, I think I just pee’d myself……..


End