November 19, 2008: Warzone X

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<<
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.

Jessica Swift – Welcome everyone to the 10th edition of Ultimate Wrestling Association Warzone. We are broadcasting from the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I’m Jessica Swift and tonight’s show is a dedication show to one Phillip Steriopoulos II, who recently passed after a lengthy fight with cancer. Tonight’s show is dedicated to him and the main event will be based on his favorite match type, the steel cage, between two old school wrestlers, who he found respect for in their craft, and those two will be none other than The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud.

Irvin Fury – God. I never thought you’d never shut up. I think it’s well documented as to what our main event is going to be. So allow me to introduce myself, I’m Irvin “The chick magnet with a rocket in his pocket, I’m full of electricity, so let me put my plug into your socket. I’ll beat your vagina up quicker than a boxer would a groupie on a late night tease, because your girl wants me to stand over her and let me pee. The man with the enormous bulge in his pants, and it gives the ladies a chance to pole dance” Fury.

Jessica Swift – I’m surprised you haven’t been reprimanded on your little sayings by now.

Irvin Fury – That’s because there’s nothing little about me, Jessie.

Jessica Swift – Fans, to get this great show started, we’re going to get what is sort of a grudge match between Jason Verve and the most hated Nick Travis in a match that Nick Travis specializes in, the glass tables match.

Irvin Fury – A few weeks ago, Nick Travis and Grant White ambushed Sherry Martinez after Jason Verve helped them, and sent the sexy vamp through a glass table, because it’s in their blood to do it.

Jessica Swift – And speaking of blood being drawn, Jason Verve wants to draw Nick Travis’ blood and it’s a long time coming.

Irvin Fury – Whether it be a long time coming or a week later, someone is going to be picking glass right out of their ass.

Jessica Swift – Lets get up to the ring, where Alice Winters is ready to announce the first match of the evening.

Ally Winters – The opening match for Warzone X is a GLASS TABLES MATCH. The winner will be declared once the opponent is thrown through a glass table. Introducing first, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, and weighing in at 225 pounds………………..NICK TRAVIS!!!!!

* "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough." -Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge. – "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me." -The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match with a devious smile on his face. *

Jessica Swift – He must really have something up his sleeve with a smile like htat on his face.

Irvin Fury – Yeah, it’s that look, knowing that you screwed up big time and pain and punishment is coming your way.

Jessica Swift – That’s one thing we say in the country, you can shoot the dog and steal another man’s clothing, but don’t mess with another man’s food and women. It’s a sin to do so.

Irvin Fury – Then I’ve sinned a lot according to your inbred sayings.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his companion, Sherry Martinez, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, and weighing in at 250 pounds………………..JASON VERVE!!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels.

* “Six by All That Remains” plays and Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. They start to kiss wildly then they drop into a corner and wait for the bell to ring. *

Irvin Fury – Calm and collected, Jason Verve looks ready to bleed Nick Travis and anything or anyone else who steps into the ring tonight.

Jessica Swift – It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this type of fire in the eyes of Jason Verve. I don’t like Nick Travis’ chances in this match.

Irvin Fury – I knew he stepped on the wrong toes when he touched Sherry. I almost caught a vicious beatdown in the back just for looking at her.

Jessica Swift – It would have been well deserved.

* The bell rings and Nick Travis looks at Jason Verve in fear. Verve approaches him and grabs him by the face and pushes him back into a corner. Verve then hits a knee lift to the gut then hip tosses him out of the corner. When NT gets up, Verve clotheslines him down and then stomps on him. Verve pulls him up by his head as NT is hitting punches to his gut but they’re not working. Verve knees NT to the face several times then hits a headbutt. NT falls into the ropes, as Verve stalks him and hits him across the back with a forearm. He sends him to the ropes and smashes his nose in with a running forearm. NT falls to the mat, as blood is streaming from his nose and he’s yelling……… *

Nick Travis – HE BROKE MY NOSE!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HE BROKE MY NOSE!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Most talkative I’ve heard him all week.

Jessica Swift – And what he’s saying is actually making sense. Also tonight fans, we’ll see a titanic tag team match for the UWA Heavyweight Championship, as team members The Grand Mystique and Leon “The Virus” Roberts takes on the returning Tommy Polo and the UWA Champion, Red Solomon. The man who gets the pinfall or submission will be the UWA Champion.

Irvin Fury – Alexia Valentine is trying everything in her power to get the title off Red Solomon and around the waist of someone within or close to Major Management.

Jessica Swift – Well, it doesn’t seem as if anyone in that match is too fond of Lady Misery. So it’ll be interesting to see what happens after a winner is declared.

Irvin Fury – I’m sure someone will come to their senses and come to the dark side.

* NT is try to hold his nose in place as Verve nudges him onto his back and with the heel of his boot, stomp down into the face of NT. NT is floundering around on the mat as Verve has a sadistic smile on his face and pulls NT to his feet, headbutts him to the face again, then body slams him. Verve goes to the top rope and as he’s perched on top, Sherry throws him a steel chair. Maverick Michaels allows the chair into play as this is basically a hardcore match. Verve shows his teeth, jumps off the top and slams the chair into the face of NT. He rolls over and starts pounding aways at NT’s face with fists then stands up over him. He then picks the chair up and cocks it back behind his head then whacks NT into his face with it. NT stops moving instantly. Verve then cocks the chair back again and whacks NT again for good measurement. *

Jessica Swift – Oh my God. Did he kill him?

Irvin Fury – I’m beginning to believe Jason Verve has a killer, pun intended, chair shot. His chair shot puts Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten to shame.

Jessica Swift – Who and who?

Irvin Fury – How about that Ginger Snapps? Hot babe, eh? Skeet, skeet?

Jessica Swift – She’s cute, but I don’t know about the skeet, skeet. *giggles*

Irvin Fury – Hey, give it a try. I know I will.

Jessica Swift – I’m pretty sure once she gets a whiff of your body odor, you’ll only be skeet-skeeting in your hand.

Irvin Fury – That’s nothing new.

* Verve tosses the chair to the side and drops an elbow onto the motionless body of NT. Sherry then tosses a leap pipe into the ring and Verve catches it and jabs down into the face of NT. He rolls around holding his face and is slowly crawling to a corner. Verve hits him again with a shot to the arm and shoulder, then chokes NT back to his feet from behind then repeatedly slams his face into the turnbuckle. NT is dropping massive amount of blood onto the mat and then Verve slings him to the ground. Verve jabs the pipe into the gut of NT repeatedly as if he’s churning butter. Red circles, indicating how hard Verve is hitting NT with the pipe is showing on the stomach and chest of NT, as he’s now coughing up thick blood. Verve tosses the pipe to the side and pulls a limp NT to his knees, hits the ropes and connects with a Yakuza kick to his crimson mask. NT leans backwards with his back touching the heels of his feet. Verve hits the ropes and splashes him, trying to break his back. Verve grabs the head of NT and pummels him with fists. Blood covers the fists of Jason Verve as he stands up and shows it off to the crowd. He then licks his fists to the astonishment of the crowd. *

Jessica Swift – Ahhh, he’s a fiend, a real monster.

Irvin Fury – Defending your woman will bring the beast out of any man. Nick Travis has this coming to him along for other reasons that I won’t speak of.

Jessica Swift – Please, you’ve never been in a fight in your entire life.

Irvin Fury – Yes I have, I just run from them and pay others to handle my business.

Jessica Swift – Yeah, I noticed. Just like later tonight, when you and Jake Titan are to square off in a Street Fight. Who are you going to pay to help you then…….you have no friends.

Irvin Fury – Money reaches to those who you wouldn’t believe, Jessie. But I’m going to fight Titan for sure. I’m going to hurt him real bad.

* Verve signals for Sherry to get a table, as she beings to pull one from under the ring. She pulls out a wooden table, then pulls out a large pane of glass and lays that on top of the table. Inside the ring, Verve has locked on Nature’s Wrath on NT, pulling back on his head. NT is unresponsive but the match doesn’t end with a submission or knockout. The eyes of NT has rolled back into his head as the back of his head is between his shoulder blades. Verve is laughing as he reaches over, grabs NT’s arm and motions that he’s tapping out. *

Jessica Swift – Insult to injury. Nick Travis is obviously out of it and the beating continues. Now he’s locked in Nature’s Wrath. He’s a dead man, for sure.

* Verve continues to use NT’s arm to make tapping motions then Sherry rolls into the ring and kicks NT across the face. Verve continues to hold his head back as Sherry then digs her long and jagged fingernails into the eyes of NT, gauging him. There is absolutely no screaming coming from NT, as Sherry takes her finger and draws blood from the neck. She then cups her hand and pours his blood into her hand and drinks from it. *

Irvin Fury – This is sick. This is like a sacrifice. I don’t want to see this. I don’t care for the beating, but when they are starting to drink blood, I’m through.

Jessica Swift – Paybacks are a doozy, but I don’t like this one myself. Where’s Grant White?

Irvin Fury – Probably in the back, crapping himself.

* Verve drops the head of NT down into the mat, as blood pools around his head and then Verve lifts him up into an edge position, then runs over to the side where Sherry set the table up and launches NT over the top rope with Vampiric Embrace through the glass table, shattering glass everywhere. The bell rings as Maverick Michaels signals for the bell and raises Verves arm in victory. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……………….JASON VERVE!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Jason Verve just put Nick Travis out of his misery. Good riddance to the soft.

Jessica Swift – It’ll be a miracle to see if Nick Travis will EVER come back from this horrific beating.

Irvin Fury – That was no beating we just witnessed. That was a sacrifice. To all those who mess with Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez, look at Nick Travis for example……..that could be your future.

* Running down the ramp is none other than Grant White. He sees the carnage that used to be named Nick Travis and he pukes on the spot. *

Jessica Swift – Ahhh, it’s the terrible, eh?

Irvin Fury – He’s in for it to. They haven’t forgotten.

* Grant tries to pull Nick out of the glass and wood, but Verve jumps off the top rope and hammers Grant with a double axe handle to the back. Grant falls as Verve knees him to the face, sending him into the glass, cutting his hands. Verve takes a broken piece of wood and blasts Grant over the head with it, causing him to stagger around. So Verve picks up a large piece of broken glass and stabs Grant to the kidney’s a couple times. Grant lets out a blood curdling scream and drops to his knees. Verve then takes the glass and slices Grant’s head as blood spurts out onto the face of Verve, who smiles. *

Jessica Swift – Oh my God. Someone has to stop this. Where are the PSA, where’s security……..anyone?

Irvin Fury – Those guys didn’t make any friends or associates in UWA bsed on their actions and their inability to step it up, so what they are getting is due. I hate to see it happen, but it’s the business………at least around here.

* Verve pulls out a table and another pane of glass. He sets it up at ringside and drags an extremely bloody Grant White to the apron. He lifts him up into the edge position, runs off the apron and sends Grant White through the table and glass as well with the Vampiric Embrace. He then locks on Nature’s Wrath as Sherry stands at the side and laugh manically.

Finally, PSA, security, and the EMTs rush to ringside to stop this onslaught. Sherry is trying to fight them off, but she’s overcome by PSA and other members pull Verve from Grant White as his face falls into the glass and blood pools around his head. He’s kicking at him as he’s being dragged away and the camera cuts back to Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury. *

Jessica Swift – That was uncalled for, but in a way, no it wasn’t.

Irvin Fury – Weird hearing THAT type of talking coming from you.

Jessica Swift – After what those guys have been doing to women in UWA, that beating was deserving. And if they never return to UWA, I wouldn’t miss them, not one second.

Irvin Fury – HA!!! I don’t think anyone is going to miss them. And if they happen to wake up one day and realize what just happened to them, then maybe they will take this as a lesson learned. Not necessarily here in PWC:UWA, but anywhere. You’ll get trashed if you go astray and play the silent type, making up the rules as you go along.

Jessica Swift – Enough of that, after this message, we’ll have none other than Irvin Fury taking on Jake Titan in a Street Fight.

Irvin Fury – And I’ll win to………you’ll see.


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone X returns from commercial break. Irvin Fury is grumbling at his desk with Jessica Swift. His mic turned off but profanities are caught form Jessica's mic.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Ladies and Getnlemen. If you're like me then this match is the topping to cake we've all be waiting to eat. The street fight between Jake Titan and Irvin Fury. Back at Warzone I, a nobody was bad talking UWA and Jake Titan. Titan made him learn how to respect the UWA and him beating him senseless and sent his ass packing after DJ Styles kicked his ass, took the UWA Heavyweight Champion as the first official UWA Champion then dumped him like a bad habbit out of UWA. But Fury over here was trash talking Jake, and Titan let him know his transgretion would not go unpunhised. AFter nine weeks of persuing him, Jake Titan FINALLY has his chance to make Irvin Fury pay or his misdeeds. I have no sympathy for you bucko.

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Stand the fuck up!

Jake Titan comes out from behind the UWA entrance to a loud ovation from the crowd. He leads the way with a crowbar as "Welcome to New York" by Cam'ron continues to play as Jake makes his way to the ring. He reaches behind entrance curtain and pulls out garbage can full of weapons including 2/4s in razor wire, kendo sticks, irons and other toys. He grabs his crowbar and knocks on the can looking at Furys' direction.

*** Ally Winters ***
The following match is schedueled for one fall and is a STREE FITH! Commin first to the ring weighing in at 240 lbs, standing in at 6 feet tall, from New York City, New York. He is the UWAs' Original Gangster JAKE TITAN! Your referee for this match is Maverick Micheals.

He gets into the ring tossing the garbage can and all the goodies spill out over the ground. He puts some of hte stuff into th can, but he leaves several broken beer bottles, irons and razor wire 2/4s on the canvas. Titan walks over to the edge and stares down Fury waiting for him to get into the ring.



*** Ally Winters ***
His opponent from Detroit, MI. Standing 6' Tall weighing in at a buff 135 lbs, he is IRVIN FURY.

Irvin Fury scowls at Jake Titan as he waits for him in the ring. He doesn't move from his seat. He reaches into a coat pocket and pulls out another microphone. He locks eyes with Fury and spits on the floor at him. The crowd slowly speaks up...

*** UWA Crowd ***
JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU! JAKE IS GONNA KILL YOU!

*** Irvin Fury ***
You know... I have absolutely no idea why G.M.I.L.F. made this match. I've outsmarted and beaten you in everyway shape nad form. A match is utterly useless now. You're nothing. You're not even worth my time of beating your ass. That's why, this match is under Detroit Rules. I'm not alone in thsi mach, as I have some friends who are willing to do my business first me. Get past them and you can have me all you want you fucking queer.

Titan tries to get out of the ring to just grab Fury himself. But Land Lord, Tin Man and Lizard come running down into the ring and grab him. The three being hitting him with weak attacks that he litterally brushes off as they cannot hit. Titan just smashes the crowbar into Tinmans Chest and prys it open. He screams and falls on the ground trying to re-latch his chest shut. Titan then quickly takes down Lizard and Land Lord. Titan reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of 200 proof liqure, spills it over Tinman and drops the rest in his hollow hearted chest, then finds a book of matches, strikes one on fire, sets all them on fire an tosses them into Tin Man. He shuts his chest and breaks the latch so it cannot open. Tinman erupts into fire and runs around the ring crying and screaming like a girl.

He runs to the backstage area and on the Ultra Tron is seen running out of the building heading to Dueqesne River. Titan turns his attention to Lizard who is trying to hit him with a Superkick. Titan catches it and jams the browbar into hi groin. He falls over holding his groin, but Titan doesn't let up as he smashes the crowbar over Lizards head and knocks him out. Titan spikes the crowbar on Lizard for good measure and he's not comming out of being knocked out. Titan reaches into the garbage can, retrieves a cheesegrater. He walks over to Lizard and begins gratting his head. His flesh falls off and his blood spills all over the floor. Jake places it on his head and curb stomps the cheesegrater on Lizards' ear breaking the grater and popping Lizards ear.

Land Lord gets onto his hands and knees, but Jake runs over and makes a field goal with his head. He falls over holding his nose. Titan walks over to the garbage can, finds a staple gun and places his eviction notice on his landlords head, and continuously staples it into his for ehead. Land Lord brushes them off, but Titan places one on his lips to shut him up. Land Lord jumps up tryin to get the staple out. His opponent takes this opportunity, grabs a Razor WIre 2/4 and low blows him with it. Then smashes him over the face busting him open. Titan grabs a bottle and smashes over Land Lords face. Then he smashes anothe rover Lizards face for no reason other than Lizard cannot fight back. He lets out a fierce scream, tosses a bottle at Fury nearly hitting him. Titan gets out of the ring, digs under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. He drags both Lizard and Land Lord to the edge of the ring, lays their head against the side. Titan clims up on one turnbuckle. flies off with the chair and smashes Lizards head so hard, his uncoscience body drops out of the ring. Titan get sup on the opposite where he jumped off, he climbs up the turnbuckle then flies off and smashes Land Lords face so hard he too drops out of the ring. Jake quickly searches his pocket and finds his lease and pockets his lease. He gets into the ring and waits on Irvin Fury. Fury sits there, and throws the top half and equipment off their announce table, then tosses the ring hammer at Titan. He sidesteps it, and Dr. David Brown quickly runs over, grabs the hammer and rurns. He checks on the fallen, and sends for EMTs to remove them. They hurry down and subtely remove the Stooges.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like Furys' luck ran out withe stoogers. The guys who hired an imposter and passed that imposter off as him. What a dang klutz ya'll. But I did enjoy how Mr. Roboto Tin Man was set on fire and left crying like a gitl. Then we saw Jake get his home back off that piece of crap Land Lord. Then we saw Lizard just humilated because he's a whore for punishment. He's watching his fed die off, and all he can do is use a bucket on the Titanic. Go on Fury, get your execution over with. I'm enjoying this so much, I might cream my pants.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Okay, that was a terrible idea. I know those idiots would fail. But lets admit it, that was hilarious. But I got someone else who should give you a challenge. Squee Wee Herman and "The Unbreakable" Angel! A JWA:EWA Warzone Underground Alumni and a guy who makes homos say "he's a faggot." That should get you to leave me alone.

Titan turns around to wait for Squee Wee and Angel. Suddenly the two make their way through the crowd. Angel slides in first and jumps over Titan with some stiff fists. Squee spends a few moments entertaining kids with his crazy faces. Titan low blows Angel, he falls over holding his tiny boys beginnin to weep. Jake Titan digs into the can, pulls a puss stop sign. He places one on his face, gets onto the apron and jumps off with a stomp on Angels head. He stops holding his broken boys, and holds his head. Once more Titan grabs his trash can, places Angel head first into the can. Titan bails out of the ring, reaches under the ring once more and tosses a six foot ladder into the ring. He takes ahold of his trusty Steel Chair, climbs up and flies off the ladder and squashes Angels head in the trash can.

The little kids in the crowd begin giggling as Squee entertains them. Titan bares his teeth, looks under the ring finds a pane of glass. He walks over to the security barrier, steps on it and measures out the distance between him and Squee Wee. he's more than within range. Titan waves for the parents to movie their children. They grab their kids and get away from him, he begins to wonder why they're moving. He turns around and Titan flies off with the pane shatter it into several pieces over his head. Squee Wee begin giggling once more, and Titan doesn't want any of it. He grabs a shard and begin carving away the flesh on his face MUCH to the enjoyment of the older male fans. The glass fragment breaks a few times and becomes embedded into his head. Squee Wee looks at the blood dripping onto his suit and he passes out.

Titan throws the bloody shard down and drags Squee Wee by his feet over the barricade. Jake goes under the ring, finds a table and pulls it out. He sets Squee Wees unconscience body on the table, goes clear across the ringside area away from him. Runs at him and tacfkles him through the table, as his feet fly up his loafers fly off and in different directions, one hitting the camera and the other into the crowd. Jake sits up to catch his breath after all the beatings he's been dishing out, after a few moments. He grabs Squee Wees unconscience body, and breaks apart the steel steps and places him on the lowr half. Titan tosses the top half into the ring, climbs in with it. He gets on the ladder, dragging the steps behind him and spikes the stairs onto Squee Wee and he clearly soils his pants. The camera man look around to see a familar scene. Fury gets very upset, and begins pushing stuff over, throwing around different items around ring side that's in his reach. Once more Dr. David Brown checks on the two men, and calls for two more EMTs to remove the two quietly once more as children look on to ppor Squee Wee Herman.



*** Jessica Swift ***
Those poor poor children. They shouldn't be here watching this brtuallity. Then again the parents knew what was going to go on tonight. Shame on them... I'm glad I'm still myself and not that leacherous punk Fury. Looks like Titan has taken out five guys you wanted to save you Fury. Your list is running short and I doubt the Polos' Security will do anything to save you. Go ahead Jake, I can call this show and a few by myself. I don't need him. Do me a favor, and breaks his microscopic "boy".

*** Irvin Fury ***
Okay... okay Titan... you got me. Face the music right? I'll be the bigger man then you'll ever be and get into that ring and face the music. That's all a man can do right? Be the big man and get what's comming to him right? But there's just one thing I gotta add... you have one more person before you come to me the big fish, and your opponent is right behind you, DEREK WELLINGS KICK HIS ASS!

Sure enough Titan looks behind him from atop of the ladder, and Derek Wellings has ran in during the disruption of Fury and the EMTs, with a Kendo Stick. He swings it over Jakes knees and they buckle on the ladder. He yells out, and Derek swings again with all his might over Titans' back once.. twice... three times and the kendo stick breaks over his back. He climbs up on a turnbuckle facing Titan, and comes off with a dropkick knocking the ladder onto Titan. He screams out loud, and Wellings isn't lettin gup as he grabs the can used to destroy Angel, and bashes it repeatedly over Titans chest. Derek stares madly into the camera, his face is equal to that of a man wanting to sacrafice a man to Khalima: one of the Hindu Gods of Destruction and Death. Derek moves the ladder off Titan and pulls him up, but Titan low blows Wellings to a great pop from the crowd as they want to see Fury hurt.

Titan and Wellings trade off punches with Titan winning the exchanges, he goes for a Scoop Slam on the ladder but Wellings manages to move over his shoulders and nails a Full Nelson slam onto the ladder with Jake Titans' body. Fury cheers loudly hooting and hollaring for Wellings to keep up the punishment. Wellings looks down at Titan, but he grabs an Iron and it makes out with Wellings face. He looks towards Jessica a moment before falling over like a sac of bricks. Titan, begin smashing Wellings face against the canvas, but it only brings him too quicker. Wellings trips his opponent up with a Spinebuster on the Steel Chair he left in the ring. Titan yells out loud trying to "walk" it off, but Fury instead tosses his own staple gun at Wellings who catches the gun and begins putting more staples into jakes' head. After eith staple the gun is empty and hie begins punching his opponent in the face with the gun. Irvin Fury goes under the ring and pulls out two table and beings setting them up.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Oh God, come on! You didn't do any of the work in this match. Someone has got to help out Jake Titan. I cannot leave my spot, only reason I not is because SOMEONE has to call this match. Fury you selfish son of a bitch!

Derek pulls Titan to his feet and begins hittin a series of Verticle Suplexes ala Eddie Guerrero while Fury sets up hte first tiem. AFter the third suplex, Derek sees he's no done yet. He picks up Titan and sends him to AIT (Advanced Individual Training). He drags his feet nera Fury and helps him set the second table on top. Fury looks under the ring once mor and pulls out a few window panes. Derek looks at Titan and smashes one over his scared head from all the CZW death maches. But he places two on the tables, and Fury finds some light fluid of his own. Derek pushes him away, pours the gas over both tables, soaks them good. Fury rolls into the ring and backs FAR away from Titan. Derek gets into the ring, and Fury gives him a lighter, he sets the tables on fire and they burn outside of the ring. Derek pulls Titan up to his feet, and lifts him up in a powerbomb position on his face. He backs up on the opposit eropes, and send Titan through the tables with a Running Army STrong.

The body of Jake Titan puts the fires out and glass is seen all around Titans back, a pool of blood even forms under his head due to a cut. Derek gets out of the ring, and Miliitary Presses Titans' limp body over his head and tosses him in over the middle rope. Wellings begins to leave the ringside area as peopel throw trash at him and Fury. Maverick finally rings the bell to start the match, but Fury has already won as he places a foot on his chest and Micheals counts the one, two, three. He raises Furys' hand in victory and the fans beging to boo loudly

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*** Ally Winters ***
Here is your winner by pinfall, Irvin Fury!

"Detroit Rock City" by Kiss begins playing loudly, but Fury gets out of the ring as EMTs rush it to take Titan away. Once more he gets on the mic.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Do you see that people? That is TRUE SHIT. He is beneath my feet, he is the dirt I walk all over. He is nothing and will never be nothing. Leave that piece of shit at ring side. This man has paid a dear lesson by messing with Irvin "The man who can, the length to bang, the width of a buick wang, I love girl on girl sloppy seconds" Fury. I hope you learned you lesson by the epic fair one on one ass kicking I gave yo0. If not, this should be it.

Fury pulls the EMTs close to him as he LITERALLY begins to piss over Jake Titans chest. There is a small amount however, but even that little was enough to get his message across. Fury puts his stuff away, and goes back to the announcers table as the EMTs carry away a soiled Jake Titan. The PSA keep MANY MANY MANY upset people away from Irvin Fury for his most recently antics, words, and actions on the beloved Jake Titan.

*** Jessica Swift ***
I hope you're proud of yourself. I hope you get Thyroi Cancer and die. We're cutting to commercial.

Fury begins to speak but it's too late as he is drowned out and the screen fades to black.

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[Councilman #2]

* As Warzone returns from commercial, the sounds of Jessica Swift letting into Irvin Fury can be heard in mid sentence. *

Jessica Swift - -----really piss me off, you know that Fury?

Irvin Fury – Hell if I care. And if anyone is pissed off, that’ll be Jake Titan. HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!

Jessica Swift – Errrr………go ahead Alice.

Ally Winters – The following contest is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH. The object of this match is that the first participant that can pin or make their opponent submit anywhere inside or outside of the building, will be declared the winner. Now, introducing first, making his Ultimate Wrestling Association debut, hailing from Long Beach, California, and weighing in at 230 pounds……………..REDEMPTION!!!!

* The sounds of a deafening, pulsating hum is heard then a mysterious, deep voice comes over the PA system.

“Something’s gonna go……………..BOOM!!!!”

“The Trooper” by Iron Maiden hits as Redemption runs out from the back and stands on the ramp. He folds his arms and poses for a moment before rushing down the ramp and into the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and makes sure the crowd is chanting before jumping down and summoning the microphone from Alice Winters.

Redemption holds the microphone for a few moments, listening to the crowd get louder and louder. Then he starts to yell into the microphone with a very distinctive voice.

Redemption – The dawn of a new era is upon you all. The day Redemption has come to the Ultimate Wrestling Association and you all will know that the end is near. When you all know the end has come, something’s gonna go……………..BOOM!!!!

Redemption hands the microphone back to Alice Winters and waits for his opponent to come to the ring. *

Irvin Fury – I think I’ve seen that entrance before.

Jessica Swift – Shhhh, don’t say anything.

Irvin Fury – I’m serious, Jessie. I’ve seen that entrance before, and why all of a sudden, Redemption is without a mask?

Jessica Swift – He may have an alter ego. I don’t know. I didn’t get much from his pre-match promo. Maybe we’ll learn a little more of him during his tenure in UWA.

Irvin Fury – I liked him better with the mask on.

Jessica Swift – I like when I actually call matches alone.

Irvin Fury – I’ll never leave your side, Jessie. You and I are made to be together.

Jessica Swift – You make me sick.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Pine Ridge, South Dakota, and weighing in at 230 pounds…………JORGEN LIGHTFOOT!!!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels.

* Jorgen comes out from behind the curtain and kneels on the ramp in prayer, then he leaps to his feet. He begins an Native American dance while chanting on his way down to the ring. Once in the ring, he lets out a loud war cry before taking off his headdress. *

Irvin Fury – After what happened to him at the last Warzone, I’m surprised he even tried to show his face tonight…….or what I could make of his face after what Jake Titan did to him.

Jessica Swift – Maybe it’s that fiery blood of his that calls for revenge and the restoration of his name.

Irvin Fury – He doesn’t have a name around here, just like Jake Titan doesn’t have a home, thanks to The Land Lord.

Jessica Swift – I’m beginning to think you have something to do with his eviction.

Irvin Fury – Who me? Noooooo………..

* The bell rings as Redemption immediately goes after Lightfoot and tackles him into a corner. He hits kneelifts to the gut then runs to the opposite corner, he charges back and hits a spear to the gut. Redemption grabs Lightfoot by the head and throws him out of the ring. He goes out after him and throws him into the ring post. Redemption hits a series of European uppercuts then puts his finger up Lightfoot’s nose, as far as he can, then steps on his toes. Lightfoot is holding his foot then Redemption clotheslines him down. He then pins him: 1………Lightfoot kicks out. Redemption starts to pick him up and then slings him into the barricade. Redemption his some chops then whips him back into the apron. Lightfoot wobbles out and Redemption hoists him up onto his shoulders and does the airplane spin, with each turn, Redemption makes Lightfoot’s head hit the ring post then he flings him onto the ground. The crowd laughs at Redemption, as he stands over Lightfoot and does a mock Native American dance. *

Jessica Swift – Well that’s insulting.

Irvin Fury – More like, assaulting. I know the head of Jorgen Lightfoot has to be ringing right now with the amount of times his head hit the ring post.

Jessica Swift – This is a falls count anywhere match fans. Lets see if one of these guys can take it up a notch and impress the blood thirsty fans.

Irvin Fury – After seeing what Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez did to Grant White and Nick Travis tonight in our opening match, I’ve seen my share of blood tonight.

* Lightfoot is trying to get up and Redemption pushes him into the crowd. Redemption goes out after him and takes a fan’s drink. He sniffs it and takes a sip. As Lightfoot turns around, Redemption blasts him with the drink, splashing liquid all over the place. The crowd erupt with cheers as Redemption takes Lightfoot by the head and guides him around the crowd. He sees a fat woman in a moo-moo and jams Lightfoot’s head up the skirt. The fat woman is jiggling and clapping with joy. *

Irvin Fury – First time she’s ever had someone put their face in the place.

Jessica Swift – Even though what’s going on is gross, I envy her right now.

Irvin Fury – I can help you out right now………

Jessica Swift – No thank you.

* Lightfoot is gasping for air as his war paint has been wiped clean from his face and is on the inner thighs of the fat lady. Redemption pulls him up and body slams him to the floor. Redemption measures him and connects with a forearm shot to the head. A fan hands Redemption a chair and he blasts Redemption across the back with it. Lightfoot stumbles into the crowd as Redemption hits a bulldog. Lightfoot is holding his face as Redemption goes for the pin: 1…………..2…………….Lightfoot kicks out. As Lightfoot makes it to his feet, Redemption goes for a superkick, but Lightfoot catches his foot, but Redemption spins around and hits a modified mule kick to the chest. Redemption climbs up a couple rows and stands on the railing, he jumps off and hits a double axe handle to the back. As Lightfoot tries to get up, Redemption knees him to the side of the head and then goes for the neckbreaker. Redemption then sits down in the crowd and starts chatting with fans. *

Jessica Swift – Oh, this guy is a HAM. He’s funny.

Irvin Fury – I wonder what he’s talking about with those jabroni’s in the crowd.

Jessica Swift – Maybe he’s talking about how the stock market is a mess, or trading recipes.

Irvin Fury – Or about how Jake Titan naturally smells like piss…….

Jessica Swift – I won’t touch that one, honey.

Irvin Fury – Not honey, piss.

* As Lightfoot get to a knee, Redemption boots him to the side of the head, lifts his chin then hits the RKO. Redemption then spins around and makes the crucifix ala D-Von Dudley. Redemption drags Lightfoot through a corridor and into the concession area. Redemption takes a food tray and knocks Lightfoot over the head with it. Lightfoot swings with a chop and hits nothing but air as Redemption taunts him and hits several jabs to the jaw, shuffles his feet, winds up and then hits a right hook to the face. Lightfoot stumbles into the condiments table and Redemption repeatedly slams his face into the ketchup, mustard, relish, mayonnaise, JRs BBQ sauce, and other add-ons. *

Irvin Fury – HA!! He has new war paint.

* Redemption takes a hot dog and bounces it off Lightfoot’s head then he hoists him up onto his shoulders and then hits the TBC (F-U) into a T-shirt stand, crashing it into pieces. Redemption puts on a Red Solomon T-shirt, takes a hamburger from a passing fan, then places his boot on the face of Lightfoot as he chomps on the burger: 1………………….2…………………3!!!! The bell rings and Maverick Michaels raises the arm of Redemption in victory. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………………..REDEMPTION!!!!!!

Irvin Fury – How embarrassing……..Redemption is wearing a Red Solomon T-shirt.

Jessica Swift – What’s more embarrassing is that Jorgen Lightfoot, once again, got trashed. He might as well give it up. I don’t think there’s coming back from this beating.

Irvin Fury – Maybe he needs someone to piss on him to wake him up……….HAHAHAAA!!!!

Jessica Swift – Why are you so infatuated with peeing on people?

Irvin Fury – There’s nothing like a Golden Shower, Jessie. You should try it.

Jessica Swift – Are you saying you’ve tried it? I mean, on the receiving end?

Irvin Fury – Hell no, that’s gross.

Jessica Swift – So why do it to others?

Irvin Fury – Just a thing to do; kind of like laying down in the middle of a busy freeway, sticking paper clips into electrical sockets, sticking your tongue on ice cold flag poles, watching the former liquid federation……….ya know, bad experiences.

Jessica Swift – I know of bad experiences, but none of those are on my list. And speaking of bad experiences, coming up next, the very first First Blood Match between two women in UWA. Tracie Bottoms and Michelle Wellings will take their feud to another level when they attempt to make each other bleed.

Irvin Fury – Won’t that happen on a monthly basis anyway?

Jessica Swift – Don’t talk about what you don’t know of, Fury. Stick to peeing on people like a retarded dog.

Irvin Fury – Hey, I’m no dog.

Jessica Swift – We’ll be back after this commercial break fans..........wait a minute.........no.......not him again.

Irvin Fury - I thought he went back to the "Whitest Town in America"............

* As the crowd stands............. *

[Councilman #2]

“Gangsta Gangsta” by N.W.A. is booming over the PA system as Ronnie D makes his appearance for the first time in a couple shows. He is welcomed by boos and trash being thrown his way. He has a smug grin on his face and a microphone in his hand. He soaks in the boos and points to a female fan in the crowd, then he points to his crotch, making stroking motions. He does a little dance as his music fades out and then he starts to speak. *

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronnie D – Earlier tonight we saw Nick Travis and Grant White almost get bled to death, Jason Verve sent those two poor bastards through glass tables, and we witnessed their very last breath. Will they make a return, nah, I highly doubt it, they made their choice of being a pair of stooges or they finally quit. Up next, we saw Irvin Fury pull another fast one on that hardened thug, Jake Titan, if Fury had alcohol in his piss, Jake’s skin will be about 3 shades lightened. He’s going to smell like a bar or a tipped over porta-potty, but before that, he had to fight off a mob of stooges sent by a fake John Gotti. Derek Wellings picked up the slack when the real stooges couldn’t get the job done, crushed him with Army Strong and AIT, he might as well used a machine gun. Jake Titan may be dead, but I highly doubt it, because he has to pick up his shit off the street corner because his ass got evicted. The Land Lord made his debut, and it wasn’t quit that impressive, the feud between Jake and Irvin isn’t over, it’s going to get very aggressive. Then the guy who wears a mask or doesn’t he took on the Native of this fine country, and when he stuck his head up the fat ladies dress, you have to admit, that was funny. What’s up with Redemption taking off his mask, does he have a split personality, because he needs to clarify his position, and show some individuality. Ronnie D, rhymin’ for all you suckas, and kickin’ nothin’ but straight facts, I wasn’t booked once again, because Alexia didn’t want to see me break a few backs.

* The crowd continues to boo as Ronnie takes his platinum chain and spins it around his neck until it falls back onto his chest. *

Ronnie D – Cool right? Ha, ha, yeah, the shit that Alexia be pullin’ against me really isn’t any fair. I’m the show stealer, I’m the one the people pay their money to see, they didn’t come to see Irvin Fury pull out his little dick to write his name in pee. What she got against me? I’m willin’ and able to do the job, I’m physically fit, I work out, and my body doesn’t look like a slob. Later this evening, there’s some big matches still to be had, but none of them feature the guy from the Whitest Town in America, me Ronnie D, and that’s bad. Then we got a first blood match between two bitches that no one cares about, but I’ll show them a little attention if they let me put me dick in their mouth. I’m orally spittin’ the cold hard facts, I got that long appendage to break those two bitches backs. But if they bleedin’, I don’t want no part of them at all, when I lay on my back, my dick and nuts stand about 4 feet tall. I get mistaken for Chris Benoit when I’m on the hard in the dark, and most bitches are finished because I get a chance to start. This is my advertisement to the newest signee Ginger Snapps, I’ll dive straight into your pussy and tell you foreplay took a nap. You’re supposed to be a psychotic, arrogant, backstabbing bitch, but I’m a pimp and I’ll put your fine ass on the corner to make your daddy rich. I can’t wait to see what you got when you’re in the ring, but I’m better in the bed and you want to pole dance on my thing-thing?

Jessica Swift – This guy needs to quit.

Irvin Fury – I don’t know why he’s so offended with me peeing on Jake Titan. He’s talking about having sex with people who don’t even respect him.

Jessica Swift – Sounds like a junior version of yourself.

Ronnie D – Then we got that complicated championship match coming up later tonight, it’s four men, one tight, and everyone’s going to fight. Red Solomon, you’re in the crapper, you better believe that, you have three other guys wanting your belt, now how about that? You’re slackin’, your skills are lackin’, you better just forfeit the title, because you’re truly wack. Then in the main event, we got two old geezers vowing to show us all what true wrestling is all about, now how about that, it’s in a steel cage, so I bet both those muthafuckas will have a heart attack. The Masked Grappler, the man with the world’s strongest hands, that fucker is so old, he’s out lived all his real fans. Then the playboy, Daniel McCloud is going to teach us all a lesson, when he goes to church and thanks his pastor because Levitra to him is such a blessing. If you didn’t know, I’m Ronnie D, the world’s greatest performer, cuz I’m more than meets the eye, like a Transformer.

* Ronnie drops the microphone and has his arms in the air, as if he’s accomplished something. The crowd continues to boo him as the show fades and goes to commercial. *


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from the quick commercial. The crowd is just going wild as “Da Baddest Bitch” by Trina starts to play and Tracie makes her way out from behind the curtain and stops on stage with a smile on her face. The bell rings several times signally the next match.

*** Ally Winters ***
The following match is a First Blood Match in which the only way to win is causing your opponent to bleed. Your referee for this match is Shane Thomas. Making her way first to the ring, from Norfolk, VA weighing in at 115 lbs measuring in at 6' tall, she is the lovely girlfriend of Tommy "The Menace" Polo... TRACIE BOTTOMS!




She looks around into the crowd, then she does some sort of gyration on stage, bends over, and wiggles her tight little behind for everyone to get excited. She then starts her way down the ramp and walks up the steps. She then steps into the ring with one leg through the middle rope and bends over again, hiking up her little skirt, exposing her panties. She wiggles her behind again as the fans whistle at her. She enters the ring and then walks over to a corner, places her long leg up on the top rope and does some sort of stretching exercise, that gets the crowd excited.

*** Irvin Fury ***
All right, first we got to see a good opening match, now we got a First Blood! It's been a while since I called a truely good First Blood Match. Not since my days at JWA:EWA did I see anything half decent, specially in that liquid fed.

*** Jessica Swift ***
You seem to have an attraction to that old place. You keep talking about it over and over. Homo. ANYWAYS I wonder if Lightning will strike twice or not. My money is on Tracie, I know I love it when the juste actions happen to the bad people.

Suddenly "Light That Blinds" by Shadows Fall hits the PA and Michelle Wellings comes out by herself. The crowd boos her as she looks around disappointed at the people who live in Pittsburgh. She begins walking down to the ring dressed in a grey sweat shirt and tight black shorts. She slides into the ring head first and stares at Tracie. Michelle quickly takes off her PT Sweats to get into her ring gear. She tosses her stuff out of the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle.

*** Ally Winters ***
Her opponent, standing 5'8" tall weighing in at 175 lbs from Lowell, MA. Standing in the opposing corner, "The Lioness" MICHELLE WELLINGS!



*** Irvin Fury ***
Eh I cannot help but be reminded of this New Englanded based wrestler named "Lexxus." She has a great ass and much better rack. But Michelle is a dried up old hag. I always hopping Derek cannot get into work due to rug burn all around his...

*** Jessica Swift ***
TMI there Fury. We don't wnat to know about your personal life now.

Referee Thomas rings the bell to start the match. The two circle each other and snap, Michelle gets an eye rake in early to get the advantage. She grabs Tracie and his a Scoop Slam on her. She pulls her opponent ot her feet again and then hits a Verticle Suplex, followed by a Europeon Uppercut. Tracie goes down quickly and grabs the rope. She's taken back a little by Michelles' new found Fighting Spirit. Tracie stands up slowly and Michelle backs her into a corner with a knife edge chop.

Michelle brings the boots to Tracie, but she counters and trips her up. She grabs Michelles' legs and slingshot her into the turnbuckle. Tracie lifts Michelle on top of the roes, and back body drops Michelle off the ropes. She goes for a Figure Four Leglock early but Michelle kicks her off. Tracie swings away on MIchelles head, but Michelle manages to wrap her legs around Tracies waist and locks her in a Guillotin Neckcrack. She holds it in several seconds and finally lets go.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Too bad, might have saw something interesting from a Wellings. Had a moment of nipple rubbing on nipple action, but oh well.

*** Jessica Swift ***
You're a virgin if there ever was one. Just call the match and not what's NOT happening in your pants. Back to the action, Michelle has gotten control again. I wonder how much longger she can remain in control or wil Tracie pull a win out of no where.

Michelle gets to her feet and begins dropping elbows over her chest repeatedly. After four elbows, she walks over to a tujrnbuckle and begins removing the padding on the top rope. Shane pushes her aside and begins reprimanding her. She ignores him and as he restores that corner, she goes to the closet one to her and removes it and tosses the pad towards the entrance. She picks up Tracie from being down, lifts her onto her shoulders and attempts dropping her face first on the exposed turnbuckle, but she manages to squeeze out and tosses Michelle in head first. She falls down holding her head but she isn't bleed much to the disappointment to the crowd.

Tracie takes a moment to catch ber breath, but she slides out of the ring and moves to the announce area, and steals Dr. David Browns' chair. She slides it into the ring with her. Michelle stands up and manages to spear Tracie and the chair drop down. She sends several fists into Tracies' face. After seven she gets off and comes off the ropes with an elbow drop over her throat. The crowd boos her, she stands up and slaps her ass as to tell them "Kiss it." Michelle stops taunting the ground long enough to grab the Steel Chair and wait for Tracie to rise up. She slams the chair several times on the ground to summon Tracie up. She flipso n her stomach and begins to slowly rise up and as she gets to her feet, her opponent runs at her with a full head of steam and swings. But Tracie ducks out of the ring quickly and the chair bounces off the ropes smacking Michelle in her face instead. She drops the chair almost as quick as she drops to the ground almost out from the hit but still not bleeding.

*** Jessica Swift ***
DAMN! Did you feel that Irvin?

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH GOD YEAH, I felt it all right baby.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That chair shot should have busted Michelle open, but it didn't. I guess we have to admit she is a tropper after all.

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH THAT, yeah I guess I felt it... in a way.

Tracie gets back into the ring and grabs the steel chair she brought in earlier. She slams it against the ground waiting on Michelle to rise this time. Michelle slowly comes to, as she turns around, Tracie runs at her but she's not quick enough as Michelle Dropkicks the chair back into her face. Tracie this time throws the chair out of the ring. Michelle gets out of the ring, and lines herself up across from her opponent and reenters with a fantastic Springbooard Shooting Star Press on Tracie which gets a very good reaction from the crowd believe it or not. Michelle drags her near another side, and heads out again. She jumps up on the ropes and lands with an Springboard Shooting Star Legdrop which gets another good reaction from the crowd.

Michelle stands over Tracie and again fires away with fists over Tracies Barbiedoll-esq face. Despite their hammering away on one anothers face, still no blood is yet to be spilled. Michelle stops attacking, grabs the chair and jumps onto the apron. She springboards off with the chair under her ass, but once moe Tracie rolls out of harms way. Michelle rolls onto her stomaching holding her tailbone.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Now that was good. Michelle went up one too many tims, and Trac ie was able to manager her old fat ass. Good job Tracie, keep up the good work and win this match for the home team.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Of course shes' going to win for the home team. Michelle has gotten dumb lucked not once but twice over the past couple of shows. First with a vicious sneak attack from behind and again by kissing our more than likely now bisexual boss.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Anything to make you a happy boy eh Fury?

Tracie gets to her knees, but Michelle is also there, grabs the chair and smashes it over Tracies' back. She falls chest first on the ground, and Michelle gets booed for the sneak attack. She gets onto one knee and smashes her back again. Tracie tries crawling to the ropes, but Michelle sandwhiches her head into the mat, the violentlhy tosses the chair out of the ring at Dr. David Brown. He promptly flips her off for almost attacking him.

Michelle grabs Trace sets her in middle of the ring. Tracie tries fighting back, but Michelle pulls her up and lands a Piledriver. She rolls out of the ring, and grabs the stair she breaks the stairs apart and slies the top half into the ring under the bottom rope. Michelle gets back into the ring and the fans begin to pelt the rinc in trash. She sets the stairs up on a turnbuckle with the stairs facing the opposite turnbuckle. Tracie recovers a little and sucker punches Michelle in her centermass knocking the wind out of her.

Tracie finds a second breaht and is instantly back in this match MUCH to the fans enjoyment. She dumps onto her feet, and begins beating Michelle around with punches in her face, she manages to get her to lean over enough and clubs her over hte back, as she bends over Tracie introduces her knee to Michells face. Michelle bounces off the ropes and she gets Backbody Dropped by Tracie Bottoms. Michelle leans up, and Tracie runs behind her hits a ground Air Cutter downing Michelle.

*** Irvin Fury ***
THERE WE GO! Looks like Tracie is getting into the driver seat. See? I guess the "Wellings" name is cursed. First the husband is a jobber, now the wife is one too. They're both failures. This victory is going to be all the more sweeter for Team Polo.

*** Jessica Swift ***
I have to say, I do agree with you. Hopefully after this embarassing lose and Tommy Polos' win, not that I have anything against Red Solomon, the Wellings will be kicked out of the UWA and sent packing somewhere else.

Tracie picks Michelle up off the ground and dragsher to the stairs. She places Michelles head against the corner of the stairs. Tracie goes to slam her foot on Michelles head, but Michelle moves and Tracie smashes her knee and get s minor cut. Referee Thomas doesnt throw the match as it is not a servere cut. Michelle tackles Tracie down and attacks her, but she reverse and begins to smash Michelles head against the floor. The two women scream as they brutalize each other and the crowd cheers on Tracie hoping for her to get the win.

Tracie once more sets Michelle up and gives her a gutkick and attempts a Polo Plunge

[/b], but Michelle reverse it into a backdrop. Tracie gets to her feet quickly and Michelle bounces off the ropes and takes her out with a Knockout Clothesline, but Tracie reverses it into a Reverse Armbar takedown. However as the crowd keeps getting loud, Michelle gets out fast enough and the two stare at each other a moment. Michelle snaps and lands a Toe Kick and makes Dereks' sign for an Army Strong. Tracie however fights back! She drop down to her knees, but Michelle lockers her hands around her waist and lifts her onto her shoulders, she runs across the ring near the stairs, and connects the Army Strong[/b]. Michelle isn't done as she gets Tracie to her feets, tosses her agaisnt the ropes, she comes back and Michelle hits a Step Toe Hold, and the resulting fall of Tracie Bottoms forces her head to crash into the steps, and sure enough Tracie is seen with a crimson mask. Referee Thomas calls for the bell as the fans make it known THEY ARE PISSED.[/i]

*** Ally Winters ***
Here is your winner, MICHELLE WELLINGS!

*** Jessica Swift ***
BOO!

*** Irvin Fury ***
ON NO! THIS DAY SUCKS NOW!

*** Jessica Swift ***
You can say that again Irvin.

*** Irvin Fury ***
ON NO! THIS DAY SUCKS NOW!

*** Jessica Swift ***
I didn't mean it literally but okay. Looks like evil won tonight as Michelle Wellings was successfully able to defeat Tracie Bottoms ending or atleast temporariloy ending the losing streak of the Wellings to the Bottoms & Polo team. I think the EMTs' should hurry down the bleeding is pretty bad.

"The Light That Blinds" begins playing as Dr. David Brown runs out of his seat to check on Tracie Bottoms. Michelle jumps up on the corner and the fans continue trashing the ring as she gets full of herself out of spite for the crowd. She looks at Tracie Bottoms as EMTs rush the ring. She ignors her and jumps out of the ring ala Randy Savage and gracefully lands on the ground. She smiles wickedly and blows a kiss to Tracie Bottoms.

The EMTs' and Dr. Brown begin takin care of Tracies' bleeding as Michelle looks on at the wrestler entrance. She stands there a moment with a sadistic smile on her face. She even goes as far as to begin laughing at Tracies' misery. She blows one more kiss and gives her a "tata" and leaves the ring area as the show goes to commercial.

~ Fades to commercial.[/center]

[Councilman #2]

As the fans await the next segment for Warzone X, Ultimate-Tron 9000 starts to flicker and flash, then the crowd cheers mildly when the appearance of Juan A.B. Black happens on the screen. Everyone starts to quiet down and listen as Juan starts to speak.

Juan A.B. Black: Hello everyone, tonight, via satellite I have the newest signee of Pro Wrestling Council Ultimate Wrestling Association, Ginger Snapps. Good evening Ms. Snapps, how are you doing this evening?

Ginger Snapps: I’m perfect as always and who might you be?

Juan A.B. Black: That's great news. My apologies for not properly introducing myself, I'm Pro Wrestling Council Analyst Juan A.B. Black.

Ginger Snapps: Ah…looking to get the first scoop on the best thing to come to UWA I see. Well be quick with it.

Juan A.B. Black: Thank you Ms. Snapps. May I ask how did you hear about the Pro Wrestling Council and Ultimate Wrestling Association?

Ginger Snapps: My agent. He got the offer I signed the deal and now PWC has a star worth talking about on its hands. A first from what I can see so hopefully they don’t drop the ball.

Juan A.B. Black: Have you heard about the recent events of PWC:UWA?

Ginger Snapps: You mean there is other things news worthy here besides my signing?

Juan A.B. Black: Indeed, I'll elaborate a little and I'll ask for your opinion if you do not mind. We have a man named Jason Verve here in PWC:UWA. Right now he's on a bloodthirsty rampage to destroy The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud because they're veterans of this sport, do you feel safe here with Ms. Valentine allowing them to run lose?

Ginger Snapps: Hey long as he avoids me he will be ok. Cross me and then he will have a real problem. I don’t much care for veterans or anyone else for that matter. I am here for me and me alone and no one will stop me from being the best it’s just that simple.

Juan A.B. Black: What if you ran into them, how would you react to two monsters who feast on the blood of others as well as certain... intercourse fluids to sustain themselves. How do you think you deal with those monsters?

Ginger Snapps: I’ll put this simple for you since clearly you haven’t watched any wrestling promotions worth watching and haven’t seen me in action. When Ginger goes snap very few people ever come back.

Juan A.B. Black: Great to hear Ms. Snapps. We have a man who goes by the name Nick Travis who seems to missing at this time, but his passion is putting women through glass tables for no reason. How do you feel about that man being left to run on the loose?

Ginger Snapps: Another man with no talent looking for some cheap thrill to make people look at him.

Juan A.B. Black: Mind if I ask for your opinion on the Grand Mystique. He has a crystal ball which VERY accurately predicts the outcome of his matches, and they're ALWAYS favorable to him. What are your thoughts?

Ginger Snapps: Lucky for me lady luck doesn’t factor into my life. I don’t care what some hooky crazy witch doctor thinks. Besides anything with balls or relies on balls to get them through life tends to be wrong in the long run anyway.

Juan A.B. Black: Most interesting. Can I get you opinion on the Jake Titan and Irvin Fury fiasco?

Ginger Snapps: Who and Who?

Juan A.B. Black: You didn't know? Well some time ago, Jake Titan was taking care of a man who didn't respect Mrs. Valentine and took it out on him beating him outside and Mr. Titan over heard Fury’s' negative comments about Jake Titan. Since then every time Jake Titan has found Irvin Fury, our color commentator mind you, Fury slips through his hands and won't explain himself or his comments to Mr. Titan. Do you feel Ms. Alexia Valentine has let this go on too far and that she should perhaps step in?

Ginger Snapps: That’s her problem not mine. If he gets his ass kicked for what he says tough shit. If not tough shit. I won’t lose sleep or bat an eye either way.

Juan A.B. Black: I like your spirit Ms. Snapps. Do you feel safe with the lecherous men known as the Masked Grapple and Daniel McCloud being around to hang out in UWA? The Grappler has over 300 offspring combined of his children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and great-great grandchildren. At the first Warzone he went as far as to sexual harass our boss live on national television. Mr. McCloud on the other hand has been seen frequently with his ladies Lizzy, Jenny and Bunny, who although are very beautiful much like yourself, but are clearly not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Ginger Snapps: You seem to think these people are worth my thoughts. Or even on my level. At the end of the day most of them couldn’t even hold my dirty tampon. You see this is why you boss got me because no one cares. Not a soul. But now that you have me here people care. People want to watch. I’m natural born ratings. These other guys are just rusty buckets for me to kick around for fun.

Juan A.B. Black: Calm down there Ms. Snapps. I have one more question on your feelings about the happenings in UWA and we'll get onto yourself. Alexia Valentine while she has a very colorful Roster for her show, she clearly doesn't care what they do to each other. Do you think she's allowing them to go too far?

Ginger Snapps: Trust me you haven’t seen too far till Ginger goes snap.

Juan A.B. Black: Okay, enough about everyone else. Lets talk about yourself.

Ginger Snapps: Bout time you catch up…I’ve been doing that this whole time.

Juan A.B. Black: That's right, the spot light is on you now.

Ginger Snapps: It’s been on me since birth. I am the future and cornerstone of UWA.

Juan A.B. Black: Yes... I'm aware I'm old... now as I was...

Ginger Snapps: Well now that you say it you do look more like one of the people who tends to be on the old geezer side of life with that hair line and all.

Juan A.B. Black: Enough of my age and my hair. How long ago did you start this business?

Ginger Snapps: Wrestling for about 4 years being the apple of the publics eye my whole life, heh.

Juan A.B. Black: So you have some time in service under your belt. What do you expect out of the Pro Wrestling Council and subsequently the Ultimate Wrestling Association?

Ginger Snapps: For them to see my perfection and let me guide them to the greatness they can’t achieve without my pretty little ass selling there product.

Juan A.B. Black: Those are some lofty goals there Ms. Snapps. How do you think the locker room is going react at Warzone XI when you make your in-ring debut?

Ginger Snapps: If there smart in fear and awe of my perfection. But I am sure there will be a few who think they can take me down but they will learn I am just simply to good for them to touch.

Juan A.B. Black: I heard your opponent might be Greatest Living Legend Alive, Daniel McCloud.

Ginger Snapps: Who?

Juan A.B. Black: Very good. If I said the name "Alexis Haze" what would you say?

Ginger Snapps: A bitch who would ruin the lives of most of the men here in ways far worse then I plan to. Trust me she is not someone you want to around she’s bad news and I doubt anyone wants her to make an in ring return.

Juan A.B. Black: My apologies. Ms Valentine is known for being generous to people but as soon as they take that offer, she expects them to bow down before her. Do you think you'd be willing bow down for her to satisfy her ego?

Ginger Snapps: Pfft…..she will bow to me and thank me for making a name for her simple as that.

Juan A.B. Black: Well the first UWA Heavyweight Champion, "Awesome" DJ Styles was ran into the ground with grueling match after grueling match. First, with a brutal one on one with Daniel Spears. Then a rematch that was two out of three falls that included a singles match, a Falls Count Anywhere and a Last Man Standing Match. Finally the match that dethroned him was a Submission match with the current UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon.

Ginger Snapps: Yawn…

Juan A.B. Black: If Ms. Valentine does give you the chance, and you win the title. What are you going to do as UWA Champion.

Ginger Snapps: The same thing I’ll do without it…anything I want.

Juan A.B. Black: Yes we're almost done. My last question, is do you have anything else you want to say to anyone out there watching this broadcast.

Ginger Snapps: Be smart, don’t cross me. And don’t think just because you’re old and grey, you will get my respect.

Juan A.B. Black: Please leave my age and hair out of this. For PWC, I'm Juan A.B. Black and she is, of course, Ginger Snapps. Wishing you fans a good night and enjoy the rest of the show.

[Councilman #2]

Ally Winters – The following match is a tag team match for the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship!!! The rules are simple, the first man to gain a pinfall or submission for his team will be the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion. Introducing first, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is…………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!

* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. He hops down and starts pacing around the ring, anticipating his opponent’s entry into the ring. *

Irvin Fury – This man has been on the hunt for months. The crystal ball tells no lies and tonight, it was foretold to him that he will walk away as the champion.

Jessica Swift – He has worked hard to get to this point, even defied Alexia Valentine. So his position in this match is still up in the air, is he an associate of Major Management, or is he an ally of the man he’ll be standing across the ring from, Red Solomon?

Irvin Fury – It doesn’t matter, the only goal is to win the match, for your team or for yourself, because that’s what it’s all about. You’re just using your “teammate” to soften your opponents up and then you have to find a way to get the victory.

Ally Winters – And his tag team partner, hailing from Toronto Ontario Canada, and weighing in at 275 pounds……………….LEON “THE VIRUS” ROBERTS!!!!!

* The Lights dim just before the music starts. “Through The fire And The Flames” by Dragonforce begins to play. Once the initial guitar solo ends and the second one begins, Leon Roberts is seen rising up from the stage by platform, as red fog fills the stage. *

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down,
and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls
around the world tonight

* Leon Roberts is now walking to the ring, focused on his opponent. *

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies
wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain,
we watch them as we go
In fire and pain, and once again we know

So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

* Leon is now at the ring. He climbs up, and over the top rope. He then goes to the center of the ring, raises both arms up in an X formation, as lighting strikes the posts, before they burst pillars of flames. *

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

Jessica Swift – Leon “The Virus” Roberts, a man shrouded in controversy, and he’s here in UWA.

Irvin Fury – You damn right he’s in UWA and he just arrived a couple weeks ago, made an impact, an impression on Alexia, and now he’s in this match for the UWA title. I might say he’s the biggest threat to the title, but I think the next man is truly the biggest threat.

Jessica Swift – You might be right, Fury.

Irvin Fury – Irvin Fury is always right, even when I’m wrong.

Ally Winters – Now, the opponents; first, he is the current Head of UWA Security and he hails from Washington, DC and weighs in at an even 300 pounds, he is............“The Menace” TOMMY POLO!!!!!

* “Ain’t No Make Believe” by Stonefree Experience begins to play and Polo storms out to the stage to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Polo looks out at the crowd and flexes on stage then begins to walk down the ramp, as he walks, pyro explodes behind him on each side of the ramp. He jumps up onto the apron and enters the ring. Polo climbs a corner and flexes for the crowd. Explosions happen on the other corners as Polo is taunting the crowd with kissing his bulging muscles. He hops down and stands in the center of the ring then he drops down to his knees and poses for pictures. *

Irvin Fury – The object of perfection, fans you are looking at the future UWA Champion……………Tommy Polo.

Jessica Swift – Before you crown him already, he has to pin or make his opponents submit, and that’ll be hard to do when you have the champion as your partner. You know he’s not going to allow anyone to get the win without a proper fight.

Irvin Fury – He can fight as proper as he wants to, but in the end, the better man, Tommy Polo, is going to be the winner.

Jessica Swift – Here comes the champion…………..

Ally Winters – And his tag team partner, he is the current Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation…….REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!! The referee will be Sarah O’Doyle.

* The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain with the UWA belt in one hand as he outstretches his arms and pyro go off around him. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd and referee. He then looks over at Tommy Polo and both of his opponents, then holds the UWA Heavyweight Championship belt high with one arm for everyone to see. *

Jessica Swift – This is it fans; this is for all the marbles in the ??ѧخ?. The UWA Heavyweight Championship is on the line in one of the most bizarre matches that a champion can go through.

Irvin Fury – That’s right fans, the champion in this match does not have to be pinned or submit to lose the championship. Red Solomon dug himself into a deep hole when he body slammed Alexia Valentine at Warzone VIII and she made sure that he will not prevail this time around.

Jessica Swift – This is a tag team match and the champion’s partner, Tommy Polo, is just as thirsty for the title as the two opponents; one in which Polo wants to tear apart for reasons many UWA fans got to know and understand during his promo for this match.

Irvin Fury – Lets put it out there, Polo thinks Virus was the cause of him, The Masked Grappler, and Derek Wellings running in circles while in AEW. He clarified that he knows THIS Virus is not THEE Virus that caused JWA:EWA to close its doors. Now, he simply wants to draw him name on the wall with Virus’ blood and claim the UWA Championship at the same time as a consolation prize.

Jessica Swift – Also, this is a long awaited rematch for The Grand Mystique as he lost a one on one encounter with Red Solomon at Warzone VIII, but he now has to deal with an arch nemesis in The Virus, who is also his tag team partner. They can’t touch teach other because it could benefit their opponents, but I’m pretty sure they will stop the other from getting the victory.

Irvin Fury – You’re damn right about that. And if Red Solomon is smart, he’ll sit back and let all three of those guys tear into each other and find the perfect opportunity to retain the title. But I’m not betting on him being that smart to do that.

Jessica Swift – His competitive spirit won’t take a cowards path to victory. He’ll get right in there and get dirty with the rest of them. And with that said, the bell is about to ring, so lets get up to the action.

* Polo is looking at the UWA belt as it is handed to Sarah O’Doyle, then he snatches it from her and holds it over his head to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Then Virus takes it from Polo and holds it over his own head to a chorus of boos from the crowd. *

BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

* Then The Grand Mystique wrestles the belt from Virus and holds it over his head and gets a good reaction from the crowd. *

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Irvin Fury – He only got that reaction because he helped Red Solomon up to his feet at Warzone IX. He’s still an opportunist and a whiner.

* Red Solomon superkicks GM to the face as the bell rings to a thunderous ovation and the match starts with Polo going after Virus and RS pinning GM: 1…………2………….both Virus and Polo grab a leg of RS and pull him off of GM. RS kips up to his feet and hits a spinning back elbow to the face of Virus and has a stand off with Polo. Polo barks at him and stares him down as he exits the ring and stands on the apron. RS walks over to the corner and stares back at Polo, as Polo grins back at him. Suddenly, Virus clobbers RS from behind and hammers him with forearms to the back, sends him to the ropes, swings and misses a straight punch due to RS sliding between his legs and when he turns around, RS connects with an enziguri. Virus goes flying into the corner where Polo is standing and Polo grabs him by his head and repeatedly slams it into the corner, then holds his head and drops down off the apron, snapping Virus’ head back and into a school boy roll up by RS: 1…………….2………….GM breaks up the pin and pulls RS to his feet, swings and misses with a clothesline and RS connects with a leg sweep, followed up by a standing star press. GM rolls out of the ring and when RS gets to his feet, Virus connects with a big boot to the face. He picks him up and connects with a suplex. He stands over top of him, makes an ‘X’ with his arms then starts punching away at RS. Virus turns and spits in the direction of Polo, who tries to get into the ring but Sarah O’Doyle stops him, as Virus steps on the face of RS and keeps his boot in place. *

Jessica Swift – Oh, how disrespectful. Virus is showing total disrespect for the current champion by placing his boot on his face while he chit chats and distracts Tommy Polo.

Irvin Fury – Red Solomon won’t be the champion when the bell rings again. I have my money on Tommy Polo of course. He’ll shock the world like Rocky and come out of semi-retirement to win it all.

Jessica Swift – That remains to be seen.

Irvin Fury – We will see…..

* Virus picks up RS, sends him to the ropes and connects with a side slam, he hooks the leg for a pin but RS kicks out quickly. Polo breaks free of O’Doyle holding him back and hits Virus to the side of the head with his fist and starts stomping away at him. The crowd goes bonkers as she tries to restrain him. Polo picks up Virus and sends him over the top, to the floor. He exits out after him and the two start to brawl on the floor as Polo slams Virus’ head into the barricade and rakes his back.

Inside the ring, GM enters and snapmares the champion, connects with several kicks to the chest and back, hits the ropes and hits a front dropkick to the face. GM picks up RS, sends him to the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. RS yells out in pain as GM goes to the top rope and connects with a suicide cannonball dive onto the chest of the champion. He turns over and starts punching the champion out. *

Irvin Fury – The inevitable chaos has broken out in this match, as I figured Sarah O’Doyle is incapable of maintaining the action.

Jessica Swift – I wonder why she was appointed the referee for this match. Even after what has happened to her over the past month; being powerbombed through a pane of glass, verbally and mentally assaulted by Lady Misery, threatened to have her pay docked, I’m bewildered as to why she gets to call this match.

Irvin Fury – Maybe Alexia wants her to fall on her face and blame her for an outcome Alexia won’t like, even though the odds of that happening is slim to none, or Alexia wants to back her into a position to call the match in her favor out of intimidation. Ahhhhh, intimidation, something Jake Titan felt tonight when I sicc’d The Stooges and Derek Wellings on his ass.

Jessica Swift – You two need to stop before someone gets seriously hurt.

Irvin Fury – And it’ll be him.

* Polo rolls Virus back into the ring and gets back on the apron to get tagged in. Now, GM has RS in a corner and hitting multiple European uppercuts, sends him out of the corner but RS reverses and sends GM right into Virus, who connects with a big boot expecting RS instead. The crowd cheers as Virus has a look of surprise on his face, then it turns into a smile. RS hits the ropes and as Virus tries to counter with a back drop, RS kicks him in the face with a backwards flipping bicycle kick. Virus falls against the ropes and gets his arms tied up. RS tags in Polo and the two lifts GM to his feet and hit a two man stun gun on him. He rolls out of the ring as RS exits himself to the apron. Polo then menacingly storms towards Virus and boots him to the face while he’s tied up in the ropes and then slaps the hell out of his chest. Polo then chokes Virus in the ropes until he slips out and Polo continues to choke him down to the mat. Sarah O’Doyle is trying to pry the arms of Polo from the neck of Virus, but of course, he’s too strong. Polo gets up and stalks O’Doyle around the ring and as he turns his back, Virus hits Polo low from behind. Polo drops to a knee and Virus hits him with several punches to the back of his head. Virus hits the ropes and when Polo is on one knee, Virus grab his head and hits a running DDT. He goes for the pin: 1………Polo kicks out. Virus then tags in GM who looks over at Virus with hate and then connects with a superkick to Polo. Polo doesn’t fall, so GM connects with a short-arm clothesline. GM puts the boots to Polo and then hits a couple leg drops. Polo is trying to get up and GM hits the ropes and connects with a Yakuza kick to the side of the head. He then goes for the pin: 1………..2…………Polo kicks out and GM slaps him several times to the back of the head and drops and elbow to the back of his neck. GM waits for Polo to stand and backs into his corner, just as he ready’s to charge out, Virus taps his shoulder, as GM runs out and spears Polo into a corner and starts hitting shoulder thrusts. Polo is fighting back with hammering forearm shots to the back, but Virus breaks that up with a running forearm to the face. O’Doyle is telling GM to leave the ring and he doesn’t know why and he’s arguing with her. Virus gets behind Polo and hits the dragon suplex and covers Polo but O’Doyle doesn’t make the count because she’s still arguing with GM. *

Irvin Fury – Ugghh, she’s so unqualified for this match.

Jessica Swift – Any referee would have been caught off guard by this turn of events. The Grand Mystique won’t leave the ring while a pin attempt is being made.

Irvin Fury – I think the pin attempt is more important than a man in the ring, but I’ll buy it because Polo can’t get pinned in this match.

* When GM leaves the ring, O’Doyle sees that Polo was being pinned and tries to make a fast count to make up for not being in position: 1….2…..Polo gets his shoulder up. The crowd moans as Virus picks up Polo once again and hits him with a piledriver. Virus stands over him and makes an ‘X’ with his arms over his head. He picks him up by his thick, muscular neck and ready’s to hit one of his finishers, The Living Daylights, but as he lifts Polo, he gets kicked low and Polo counters with a kick to the gut and a gutwrench powerbomb. Virus is laid out on the mat as Polo musters his strength to make the cover: 1………..2……..Virus gets his shoulder up. Polo then grabs him by his head and starts punching him repeatedly until he draws blood with his fist. Virus is now busted open and wobbly. He struggles to stand as Polo hits the ropes and RS taps his shoulder as he hits the ropes and Polo gores Virus. He goes for the cover, but RS is on the top and dives off with a Leaping Tiger on top of both men to break up the pin. *

Jessica Swift – Red Solomon just saved the title with that twisting dive off the top rope.

Irvin Fury – He sure did. He just prolonged his title reign by only a few more minutes. Tommy Polo is going to be our new, and more respectable champion.

Jessica Swift – From the looks of it, he has ring rust.

Irvin Fury – Not rusty enough. Even with ring rust, he’s still 3-times better than Red Solomon, 4-times better than The Grand Mystique, and 100-times better than Leon. And who would name their kid Leon, anyway?

Jessica Swift – Probably the same type of person who would name their child, Irvin.

Irvin Fury – Hey, hey. Irvin is a name of greatness.

Jessica Swift – Starting with……?

Irvin Fury – Me, of course. Don’t ask silly questions, Jessie. I’ll be forced to slap you with the royal backhand.

Jessica Swift – Will it be you or your cronies to do it?

Irvin Fury – I can handle you.

Jessica Swift – I highly doubt it.

* Polo rolls out of the ring as RS pins Virus: 1………….2…………Virus kicks out. RS picks up Virus and hits several chops to the chest, hits the ropes and hits a jumping elbow to the top of the head, a thrust kick to the sternum, a shuffle side kick to the chin, followed by a leg sweep, then hops up on the top rope and connects with Death From Above. *

Irvin Fury & Jessica Swift – GOOD GAWD!!!!

* RS hooks the leg for the pin: 1………….2……….GM stomps on the back of RS’s head, picks him up and hits a German suplex into a rear naked choke. GM is wrenching back hard on his head and neck and O’Doyle is warning GM to break the hold. She starts counting him for the illegal hold because he is not the legal man. Polo jumps into the ring and pushes Sarah out of the way, makes a muscle, kisses it and drops it onto the head of GM. He picks him up and hits a very strong belly to belly suplex back into the center of the ring, causing GM to bounce off the mat. Virus gets up and clotheslines Polo out of the ring and follows him out. He lifts him up onto his shoulders and hits a rolling cutter on the floor, showing his strength, picking up the much bigger opponent. He stomps on him and then launches him into the ring steps. He slides back into the ring and lifts RS up and carries him over to the top rope, he positions his head onto his shoulders and turns him upside down, hooking the legs, runs out of the corner and crushes him with the Muscle Buster. Streams of blood run down Virus’ face as he hooks the leg for the pin: 1…………2………RS gets his shoulder up. The crowd loves the action as it’s picking up significantly. *

Jessica Swift – At this rate, this match will never end.

Irvin Fury – For the sake of these people, it shouldn’t. I know I don’t care for these people, just as much as I don’t care for Jake Titan, but they help pay my car note. Without them, I’d be riding around on a Segway.

Jessica Swift – Umm, Fury, you do ride around on a Segway.

Irvin Fury – Shhhhh……

* Virus sits up and can’t believe RS kicked out. He then goes to drop and elbow but RS rolls out of the way. Virus tries to drop another one and another one, but each time, RS rolls out of the way, then he makes it to his feet with doing a back spin into a kip up, but Virus sends him back down with another clothesline. GM reaches out for the tag and Virus looks back at him and slaps his hand to tag him in. As Virus exits the ring, GM kicks the ropes up into his groin, causing him to fall off the apron. The crowd laughs as Virus is on the ground, holding himself. When GM turns around, RS springs to his feet again and connects with a front thrust kick to the chest, which causes GM to hit the ropes then bounce back into the Teeth of the Dragon. RS has GM down on the mat, pulling back on GM’s arm and yelling. GM is struggling to break free and looks for the ropes for help. RS is trying to pull GM away as GM is trying to get to the ropes. The looks of lost hope and despair is in the eyes of GM as he holds his head in pain and doesn’t want to tap. RS is wrenching even harder on his arm and he has his arm outreached and looks ready to tap but Virus rushes into the ring stomps on the head of RS to break the hold. He then drags GM over to his corner, steps out onto the apron, tags himself in, runs over to RS, picks him up and executes The Shadow Cross. He goes for the pin: 1…………….2……….Polo stops the count by stomping on Virus, picks him up, but Virus swats the arms of Polo away, headbutts him and hits a big boot to the face, sending him out of the ring. Virus turns around and RS executes the Drunken Master to get behind Virus and sweeps his legs out from under him. RS then slowly goes to the top rope, but GM runs over climbs up with RS, hits him a couple times, then places him onto his shoulders, turns around and leaps off the top rope, crushing RS with the Big Bang. The crowd explodes into a chant………… *

HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Irvin Fury – The Big Bang is what started the universe and ended the title reign of Red Solomon. Dammit, that was awesome.

Jessica Swift – Everyone is giving it their all and I’m surprised Sarah O’Doyle has maintained some sort of order, even though, I think this match is too high profile for her.

Irvin Fury – I have a high profile that’s hung pretty low, if you know what I mean.

Jessica Swift – I wish I didn’t.

* The crowd continues to chant as a pissed off Virus grabs GM and launches him out of the ring by his head and tights. Polo pulls RS to their corner and forces a tag. As GM is outside the ring staring down Virus, Polo comes up behind him, turns him around, kicks him in the gut, locks both arms behind his back, lifts him up, and drops him on his head, executing the Polo Plunge. The crowd is going bananas, as Polo is about to win the UWA Heavyweight Championship. *

Irvin Fury – OH SHIT!!!! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!! HE’S ABOUT TO BE THE NEW UWA CHAMPION!!!!

* Polo taunts Virus by forming an ‘X’ over his head and wiping the sweat from his brow and flinging it down towards Virus. Polo then looks out at the crowd and makes a ‘1’ with his finger, to signal one more time. The crowd eats it up and they want more. So Polo picks up Virus, positions him for the Polo Plunge once more, but RS leaps over Polo and Virus, then superkicks Polo to the face. Polo falls back into his corner as RS slides out, then touches Polo’s shoulder as he’s unconscious on the mat. Virus dives and tags in GM who connects with a diving spear to RS, causing him to flip totally over onto his face. *

Jessica Swift – Oh no. Red Solomon just set himself up by tagging into the match when Polo seemed to have everything under control.

Irvin Fury – Frickin’ idiot. He could have just let Polo win the title and then leave it as that.

Jessica Swift – I doubt he would have just allowed him to win the belt. That’s why he broke up that second Polo Plunge attempt.

Irvin Fury – A smart man would just allow Polo to be win and lick his wounds later.

Jessica Swift – A smart man, like Red, wouldn’t allow someone to simply walk off with a title he earned.

* GM picks up RS, hoists him up onto his shoulders and flips him over, hitting the Big Bang once again. He goes for the cover: 1…………….2………….Virus breaks up the count. He lifts GM to his feet, knees him to the gut and then launches him over the top, to the floor. GM lands on his feet and then goes under the ring.

Inside the ring, Virus goes to pick up RS, but Polo hammers him across the back, locks his arms again but Virus counters with a back body drop. When Polo gets up, Virus runs and connects with a running big boot to the face, sending him over the top, to the floor. When Virus turns around, RS kips up and then connects with a running high knee to the face of Virus, sending him over the top rope, to the floor. Sarah O’Doyle looks out at the carnage on the floor, and doesn’t see, GM return to the ring with a crystal ball. When RS turns around, GM smashes the crystal ball into his face, laying him out. *

Crowd – HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Irvin Fury – The crystal ball tells no lies……

* GM hurries to pick up RS, locks both of his arms behind his back, lifts him up and crushes him with the Hand of Prophecy. He hooks the legs for the pin: 1…………………2……………………3!!!! The bell rings and The Grand Mystique jumps to his feet and falls to his knees in jubilation. He covers his face and falls onto all fours. The crowd is going bonkers. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………….AND NEEEEEWWWWWWW ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………………..THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Goddamit……..but oh well.

Jessica Swift – He has done it fans. The Grand Mystique has accomplished what he has worked so hard to achieve. He is the new Pro Wrestling Council UWA Heavyweight Champion.

* GM is on his knees as Sarah O’Doyle hands him the championship belt and he looks at it. He then stands up and jumps up onto a corner and holds it over his head to celebrate. The crowd is cheering for him as the new champion is proud of his accomplishment.

Outside of the ring, Virus gets up and sees his arch nemesis with the gold high above his head. He has a look of disgust on his face and he starts to back away from the new champion, as he shows off the belt. Virus makes the motion that the belt will be around his waist and stares at him from the stage. Polo gets up and sees GM and waves him off and leaves. GM hops down from the corner and looks at RS, who is struggling to get to his feet. GM tries to help RS, but he refuses his assistance. RS is bleeding from the face and wipes it, looks at the blood and then slaps the hand of GM to show him what he’s done to him to obtain the title. *

Jessica Swift – Red Solomon just let The Grand Mystique know that he won the title with blood on his hands. He didn’t win the title honorably.

Irvin Fury – So what. There was nothing that could have been done to stop him from using the crystal ball. He should have known that was going to come into play. Now his tights are all in a bunch? Grow up Red, better luck next time. You had your chance, now let someone else play with the ball.

* Red leaves the ring, pissed off, as GM is in the ring, continuing to celebrate. *

Jessica Swift – Yes fans, The Grand Mystique is the new UWA Heavyweight Champion. Now is a new era in UWA------

Irvin Fury – I’m not so sure, because I don’t think Alexia is going to like the new champion.

Jessica Swift – We’ll see in the coming weeks how that is going to be played out. Now fans, after this break, we will have our main event…………Daniel McCloud taking on The Masked Grappler, in a STEEL CAGE.

Irvin Fury – Instead of a steel cage, it should be to see who will die first.

Jessica Swift – Will you quit it?

Irvin Fury – No……


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone X returns from commercial break after the INCREDIBLE UWA Heavyweight Championship match. The staff has finished setting up the Cage and Ally Winters stands outside the ring.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Ladies and Gentlemen. THIS IS IT! The final match of the evening. Two friends are once again mortal enemies as they take each other on in a Steel Cage. What's you two cents on this Irvin darlin'?

*** Irvin Fury ***
Although I cannot say I love these foggies, I gotta give them credit as they actually REQUESTED this match to take place. They wanted this dedication show to end with a Hell of a way. The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud have battled on through the eons, and now Ms. Valentine has granted them the time to go out and kill each other in a Steel Cage. What can I say? I've called my fair share of cage matches, and this one has no chance of being brutal as these old dudes will probably die of a heart attack in the ring.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Just when I thought you were goigng to be a human, you do something else to make me feel stupid. I should have known. On well.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT! The follow match is a STEEL CAGE MATCH. The only ways to win in this match are by climbing over the cage, and both feet touching the floor, escaping through the door and touching the ground with both feet, submission or pinfall. There is no Disqualification in this match. Your Referee for this match is Jim "Old School" Mills. Introducing first weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, standin six feet tall, from Dublin, Ireland he is "The Greatest Living Legend Alive" DANIEL MCCLOU!

"Honny B. Goode" by Chock Barry begins playing and the live crowd of UWA is on their feet with a loud standing ovation for Daniel McCloud. Dan starts walking out wearing one of his many house coats with one hand in his pocket and a pipe in his hand. He begins strutting down the ring casually smoking from his pipe as people reach out for him. He takes one last puff and empties his piper on the ground and looks at the device he invented. He looks not just calm but happy as he encourages the fans to cheer on.



Daniel walks to the ring clamly as fans pat on his shoulder. He reaches out and tapes them on their shoulders himself. He runs ups the steps quickly, and gets into the ring to more cheering. He wipes his boots off before actually gettin inside paying respect to the ring he and The Masked Grappler made all those years ago. befor ehe quickly disrobes and hands it to Referee Mills who in turn gives it to Ally Winters who gives it to the Time Keeper. "Jonny B. Goode" finally dies down as Daniel gets weapons checked.



"When We Were Young" by Frank Sinatra & The Ratpack continues playing out. The crowd comes alive once again cheering holding up iron claws for The Masked Grappler. He stops just outside the entrance staring at his his friend who is currently his enemy.

*** Jessica Swift ***
The Masked Grappler, I remember seeing these guys wrestle live when I was a little girl back home in Alabama. My dad said he remembers seeing these guys go at it once ro twice when the was a child himself. From what I could research, these two men are tied with equal wins and loses to one another. Looks like we'll find out who is truely better today when The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud fight each other once again. This should be a true classic as these men can wrestle better than the entire WWE Locker Room.

*** Irvin Fury ***
That's right. These bastards have been going at each others throats for the longgest of time. While they do have moe talent than everyone in the entire liquid fed, I should note so does my left testicile. Hopefully they'll entertain us with some good ol]d fashioned carnage.

*** Ally Winters ***
His opponent, weighing in at 234 lbs, standing six feet two inches tall from Cincinnati, Ohio, he is the only man to make Coco Thunder tap out to the dreaded Iron Claw he is none other than THE MASKED GRAPPLER!

The Masked Grappler stares down Daniel McCloud as he gets closer to the ring. Daniel calls The Masked Grappler to get in out of old times sake. Before he enters, Grappler wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes, then allows the referee to check for weapons. Jime finds nothing and calls for the bell. The crowd cheers loudly as Jim shuts the door and tells them to fight. They circle each other for several seconds but Dan is the first to act when he extends his hand in friendship. His opponents looks at his hand a moment the takes it up and both men shake to a great response. Once more they circle each other and this time they lock up and push each other back and forth, and Daniel locks in a headlock.

The Masked Grappler slaps his shoulder and pushes Daniel into ropes and shoulder tackles him. Daniel falls back and hits the ground. Grappler hopes over him, comes off the ropes while Daniel gets back up, he stays hunched over and Grappler jumps over him, but Daniel gets up and this time he jumps over Grappler, turns around he dropkicks The Grappler. He falls over and McCloud follows up with a simple Elbow Drop but his opponent moves away and drops an elbow of his own and lands.

Grappler gets up and drops down again with an elbow drop. He bends over picks McCloud up and tries to hit a Gutwrench Suplex, but McCloud fights it, and escapes. He lifts The Masked Grappler onto his shoulders, and begins to spin him around with an Airplane Spin. The crowd cheers at a classic move, and begins to count. Daniel spins around five times, and hits him with a Death Valley Driver.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Back and forth action from both men. After eight rotations from Danile MeCcloud, his enemy and friend The Masked Grappler is downed by a Death Valley Driver.

*** Irvin Fury ***
A lot of boring stale moves from the two holdest geezers in this side ofthe world. This si only exciting if you were born between 1910 and 1930. LETS SEE SOME ACTION!!

Daniel gets The Grappler off the canvas, and hits him with a Knife Edge Chop, The Grappler counters with one of his own. The two continue to hit one another with Knife Edge Chops but once more Daniel wins after the third exchange of chops and begins firing away with lefts and rights. He presses The Grappler against the rops, he coms back and nails Daniel with a DDT.

Both men take a moment to rise up taking their time, and Daneil goes for a kick but The Grappler counters him, and pulls him in for a Side Slam. McCloud tries getting up quickly but he rewarded with a Atomic Drop, he favors his tail bone but Grappler runs past him and hits him, bounces off the rops and lands a Clothesline taking him out. Grappler isn't through yet, he grabs McCloud by his hair and tosses him into the cage Daniel created, and bounces off holding his face. Daniel is grabbed again and is about to be thrown into the other wall of the cage, but he counters and smashes Grapplers face into the cage himself, but instead of going down Grappler hits him with a Traditional Body Slap followed up by a leg drop.

*** Irvin Fury ***
ALL RIGHT! About time we see some carnage, but lets see some blood!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Got some lively action. Didn't think I'd see that but then again they've always been a bloody match. I wouldn't mind seeing some skulls bashed around for the sake of entertainment.

TMG holds onto McClouds head as begins punching his head around like a toy before apply a Sleep Hold. Daniel counters by rushing into a wall of the cage as fast as he can. TMG doesn't let go, and Daniel begins to fade until he runs Grapplers' head into a turnbuckle forcing him to let go. TMG falls flat on his back, and his opponent catches his breath. TMG recovers quick enough to attempt a Wristlock, but Daniel himself counters into a Hammer-Wirstlock. TMG places his feet against he cage and pushes off crushing McCloud beneath his weight.

Grappler stays on the offense by droppin elbow after elbow over his opponents Chest. Daniel recieves several before he tries getting up himself. Grappler helps him up to give him a Kitfchen Sink following up with a Suplex and some boots while he's down. Daniel rolls around trying to avoid his boots, but Grappler clamps down on his shoulder giving him a Claw but McCloud fights back giving Grappler an claw of his own. The two break up and McCloud tries getting his wind back.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like the Battle of the Claws tonight here in teh Mellon Arena. I bet that move hasn't been used here in fourty years.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Probably thirty years, but they were exciting people a minute ago! Now they're not! I'm crying and dying on the inside.

McCloud and Grappler take a look at each other as they both get back to their feet. TMG gets to his feet as McCloud comes at him with a Clothesline, TMG ducks his attack and hits McCloud with a Neckbreaker downing him. He drops down to his opponent and begins headbutting him, but McCloud counters one with a very well placed kicked on TMGs' head. He backs off him a moment, but notices McCloud is reachin for him and counters his grab with a few fists in his gut.

McCloud spins away, and TMG gets up and hits him over his head with a few fists, trips him up and Slingshots McCloud into cage. His head bounces wildly off the cage, and McCloud walks around a little dizzy. The Masked Grappler elegantly sneaks around him and applies a Full Nelson, btu McCloud counts it with a wristlock into hammer lock and smashes Grapplesr' face against the cage. McCloud tries getting into control applying a sleeper but TMG pushes legs against the ropes, comes off in a pinny position. Jim drops done ONE!... TWO!... and McCloud breaks up the impromptue pin

*** Irvin Fury ***
Now this fight is kicking up. About time too.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Didn't expect you to get interested in this match. I thought you'd be crying and whining and bitching the whole entire time.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I'm commiting Harakiri on the inside, but on the outside I'm enjoying it. Does that count as me caring?

*** Jessica Swift ***
I guess it does. As long as you remember you're not here to ruin a dedication show, them I'm sure noone will mind.

The two get back up quickly as the fans start to get rowdy again, McCloud gets Arm Dragged three times before TMG finally lands as Scoop Slam. McCloud manages to get The Grappler in a Inside Package, but he kicks out and this time McCloud gets up as quickly and starts Arm Dragging TMG over the ring. AFter the third, Grappler uses the ropes to get up and attempts a Dropkick but McCloud tosses him to the ground and begins to focusing on his opponents arm fiercly stomping away on his right arm, his Claw arm.

McCloud drops down and applies and Armbar, however the Grapplr fights through the pain. McClou changes his tatics, flips him over and aplies a Reverse Armbar, but once more his opponent fights through the pain. He then tries locking in a Mexican Surfboard, but Grappler reverses into a pinning situation...

One...

Two...

Thr...

McCloud and Grappler begin rolling circlings around the ring. Mills begins sliding all around the ring attempted to count the pin. However he cannot stay down long enough as they keep rolling. McCloud manages to keep Grappler from rolling by releases the submission hold. He grabs Grappler by his arm and begins driving his knee into his shoulder and attempts to put him in another Reverse Armbar.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Lots of back and forth action between these two men. This actually getting kinda exciting seeing two geezers going old school in a cage match.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That's right. These two guys know everything about each other from all their years of doing battle against one another. I wouldn't be disappointed if this continues for another hour or so. These guys are doing a great job fighting one another in this classical matc.

TMG flips out of the the move and takes down his friend and enemy, then trips him up. The Grappler tries getting back in control focusing on Daniels' legs. He places a foot behined Daniels right leg and stomps on his knee. McCloud holds knee, and Grappler grabs it and stomps once more. His opponent tries rolling away but Grappler stays focused in stomping all over right leg trying weaking his ability to the Figure Four. TMG backs away from his opponent and allows him to stand up. McCloud uses the ropes to help him out and lands a Diving Clothesline on McClouds right knee.

McCloud yells loudly trying to find off his opponents' attacks. However TMG grabs his bad leg and sticks four fingers up. The fans pop loudly, as TMG locks in Four of a Kind. McCloud yells loudly and tries fighting out. Jim drops down and checks on McCloud seeing if he taps out. He shakes his nead now and he tries reversing the move. TMG fights back by not allowing him to turn over. Daniel tries rolling on each side but TMG is blocking him off. His shoulders begin to lower and TMG elevates himself using his own arms as the power. ONE!... TWO!... Daniel gets his shoulder up. He yells out and with a mighty push, he manages to flip over and reverse the hold on TMG. He yells out and tries escaping but Daniel won't allow him.

TMG bangs his elbows against the mat holding his head while his opponent laughs and cheers on getting the fans to stay loud and excited. Finally after several minutes locked in the hold Daniel breaks the hold and begins crawling out towards the door. He signals for the door to open, and sure enough Sarah O'Doyle, the referee on the outside, opens it up. The crowd begins getting louder cheering on McCloud to reach the door. The Masked Grappler looks over and sees that he is crawling over, and with a great dive he jumps over and stops him by grabbing his leg. He begins pulling McCloud back into the center of the ring, and Jim Mills motions for the door to close. Sarah shuts the door and sure enough the match is still going on and The Masked Grappler picks up McCloud and lands over head Belly to Belly Suplex on McCloud as he crashes against the unforgiving steel and lands on his back. The fans go bananas seeing TMG do something unpredictable.

*** Irvin Fury ***
A OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX?! I didn't think that bastard knew how to do a newer and more current day move such as the Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. What gives?

*** Jessica Swift ***
In a match this big, I wouldn't be suprised if these two old timers didn't pull a few new moves out of the wood works just to be able to get that one last pin over his opponent Fury. Besides, the Belly to Belly Suplex is a classic move that both men use, its just tossing them over your head that is a little LITTLE newer.

TMG notices that McCloud isn't getting up quickly. He steps up using the ropes and tries escaping the cage. He takes his time trying to conserver his energy for the last hoist over the top. TMG gets closer and closer to the top, but MccCloud begins stiring and in a desperate attempt to reach his opponent, he runs over and jumps up on the cage itself. He begins climbing up the cage, as Grappler nears the top he stops and notices McCloud behind him and pulling at his leg. TMG tries kicking him off, however McCloud continues up and takes The Masked Grappler down with a Side Russian Legsweep. The men crash on the canvas as if it was thunder in the mountains. Both men are laid out and REferee Mills begins making the count...

ONE....

TWO...

Both men are getting back their wind still to a massive amount of cheering.

THREE....

FOUR....

McCloud and TMG flip over and crawl to the ropes to get up. Both men get onto their knees.

FIVE...

SIX...

Both men take their time getting back up to their feet as the crowd begins blowing the roof off the Mellon Arena stomping, clapping, banging their chairs, ANYTHING to get behind the guys in the ring.

SEVEN...

EIGHT....

Both men are back up and meet in the center of the ring and exchange punches and Knife Edge Chops. Grappler wins the exchange and attempts a Bear Hug but McCloud claps on his hears and he drops him on his feet. McCloud runs against the ropes and comes back with an attempt to Clothesline and Grappler hits him with a Airplane Spin and drops him down. McCloud looks out of it, and the Grappler signals for the end. McCloud kicks his opponent away so he cannot lock in the Iron Claw

[/b] McClou gets up but Grappler runs over an connects with the Running Knee Lift[/b]. McCloud is out, and Grappler pulls him into center of the ring. He covers him and scoops a leg. ONE!!!... TWO!!!.... THREE!!!... Jim Mills calls for the bell.[/i]

*** Ally Winters ***
HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL! THE MASKED GRAPPLER!

*** Irvin Fury ***
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! They didn't die? I was so hoping on that! DAMNIT!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Cannot win them all Irvin darlin'. The Masked Grappler and Daniel McCloud have faced one another again, and sure enough The Masked Grappler came out on top. This was truely a old school match as neither men were into flashy things such as diving off the cage like Rikishi or slamming the opponents head into th door like Chyna did. No, they WRESTLED it out and The Masked Grappler got the pinfall.

The Masked Grapplers' hand is raised high and the fangs give the men a standing ovation for a job well done. TMG looks over at Daniel McCloud who is slowly getting up. TMG offers his hand, helps up his friend and raises his hand pointing at him. The fans cheer loudly at the men in the ring.

*** Jessica Swift ***
What an incredible night. Redemption came in on top in a great fashion, Verve got rid of Travis and White with ease, Michelle made Tracie bleed, we got a new UWA Heavyweight Champion and now The Masked Grappler has won the Main Event in a classic fashion.

*** Irvin Fury ***
What about me? I kicked Jake Titans ass fair and square. Don't forget about me, I have a 100% winning percentage.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Ugh... don't get me started on you. Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for tuning in tonight on the Tenth Edition of UWA Warzone. I'm Jessica Swift and he's my broadcast partner, Irvin Fury. Good night!

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Phils Note: This show was dedicated in loving memory to my father who passed away Novermber 1, 2008 after a eight year battle with Thyroid Cancer. He was a wrestling fan himself, liked his gimmick matches and loved his cage matches. I've been going through a bit of a rough time because of his death, I hope you can pardon me for my lateness. I'm just trying to adjust to life without him.

Phillip Alkiviades Steriopoulos Jr.
December 15, 1957 - November 1, 2008

Rest in peace dad. I hope we see each other again one day.