July 9, 2008 Warzone II

[Alexia Valentine]

The famous and unmistakable voice of Ozzy Osbourne plays: I... Am.... Iron Man... followed by the signature guitar strumming of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath continues as fireworks welcomes the UWA Fans and Viewers to the show. The camera switches to Irvin Fury and Jessica Swift sitting at the announcers table at ring side.

***Jessica Swift***
HOWDY YA'LL! WELCOME TO UWA WARZONE! JESSICA SWIFT AND IRVIN FURY HERE AT RING SIDE! Coming to you LIVE from the Amway Arena, in Orlando Florida!

***Irvin Fury***
That's right Jessica! The orange juice state... oh don't forget We Live Together is also based here.

***Jessica Swift***
Okay, I'm not even going to BOTHER asking how or why you know that.

The song cuts away and is instantly replaced by "Misery Business" hits the PA System and Alexia walks out with a microphone in her hand with Michelle and Derek Wellings following behind her.

***Ally Winters***
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Derek and Michelle Wellings, the owner of PWC:UWA Alexia Valentine, MAJOR MANAGEMENT!

Derek and Michelle hope up onto the Ringside edge and several fans reach out flipping them off. Derek threatens the fans and they welcome him to attack. He looks at them and ignores them. Alexia walks up the steps, and climbs in followed by Michelle and Derek. She raises the microphone up to speak.

***Alexia Valentine***
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The UWA is PROUD to present it's NEWEST Super Star: "The King of the World" Daniel Spears from that liquid fed. As his first act, you must watch this...

***Daniel Spears***
I know you all have heard rumors about my release from…well you all know where. I would like to say at this time that the rumors are true. I wish they weren’t but the are. Belle and I have been keeping busy though, as I am working USW, IWF, and I have my agent discussing a part time PPW contract. I stress part time on that last one though as I have recently signed a bigger contract. That’s right, your’s truly, Daniel Spears, has signed into a one year contract with PWC. I will be appearing regularly with them. I could divulge my plans now…or I could make you wait until Warzone…where Belle and I will definitely be! Thank you all for your time...

Spears starts to leave then he backs his way to the podium again…

***Daniel Spears***
And yes…I do have BIG plans.

***Alexia Valentine***
So ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest star of the first wave of of greatness in UWA, a man who can carry his own and back it up without further hesitation: "THE KING OF THE WORLD" DANIEL SPEARS!

***Jessica Swift***
Daniel Spears! OH MY GOD!

***Irvin Fury***
ALL RIGHT! FINALLY! Someone has seen through their bullshit! DANIEL SPEARS IS UWA!

“The Enemy” by Godsmack begins to play and the stadium erupts in boos…except for Irvin Fury who cheers more than he has ever cheered in his life. A large red pyro goes off, followed by a blue one, gold sparklers, and the great balls of fire shoot out of the stage. When the chaos settles, Belle Fille is standing a top the entrance ramp. She is staring at the fans who are hooting and hollering for her.

After a minute or two of her teasing, going as far as pulling her shirt up, just short of her breasts, Daniel Spears steps out from the back, wearing a pair of blue jeans, a “Bow Down” t-shirt and black sneakers. He looks at the fans. They all boo him. He pulls in Belle close and holds her. They stare passionately into each others eyes.

The two come down to the ring and get in with Derek and Michelle holding the ropes open for them. Alexia walks over and hands him the microphone. He looks out at one fan mooning him.



Alexia has Polo Protection Agency throw the mooning fan out. He looks disgusted at the fan as he is being dragged out by PPA. He ignores the crowd reaction and begins...

***Daniel Spears***

I know you all have heard rumors about my release from…well you all know where. I would like to say at this time that the rumors are true. I wish they weren’t but the are. Belle and I have been keeping busy though, as I am working USW, IWF, and I have my agent discussing a part time PPW contract. I stress part time on that last one though as I have recently signed a bigger contract. That’s right, your’s truly, Daniel Spears, has signed into a one year contract with PWC. I will be appearing regularly with them. I could divulge my plans now…or I could make you wait until Warzone…where Belle and I will definitely be! Thank you all for your time…

Spears starts to leave then he backs his way to the podium again…

***Daniel Spears***
And yes…I do have BIG plans.

The camera returns to ring side with Derek Wellings, Michelle Wellings, and Alexia Valentine smiling and getting ready to welcome him. The camera changes over to Irvin and Jessica.

***Irvin Fury***
Strong words from my friend.

***Jessica Swift***
Yes, they were strong words, but one can only wonder what they can be.

***Irvin Fury***
Well we are about to find out.

***UWA CROWD***
DIE, SPEARS, DIE! DIE, SPEARS, DIE! DIE, SPEARS, DIE!

***Daniel Spears***
Die, Spears, Die! That’s right. Last time a group chanted that I made a speech about the heart I put into the ring every week. The energy I put into the ring every week. The blood, sweat, and tears I put into my work. Well this time I can safely say fuck that, and fuck all of you. I am here tonight to break down my plans for my time in PWC. First though, I would like to say hello to my good friend, Irvin Fury.

***Irvin Fury***
Hey, Spears. Damn has it been a while.

***Daniel Spears***
And I would like to introduce myself to anyone who does not know me, and to Jessica Swift, the other commentator here. Jessica, and all of you, my name is Daniel Spears. I am the king of the world. I am a former pimp. My brother, Joseph Beaston, or as he should be know, Adam Spears, works on commentary at PPW and is trying to get me a light scheduled contract there. Those negations though are a while off. My current objective is dominating here in PWC. The next is—

Spears gets cut off by the fast paced metal song “The Wolf is Loose” by Mastadon. A tall, lean French man, with short brown hair in Randy Orton style trunks walks on the stage. He stares at the crowd who cheers for him, though they have no clue who he is, but anyone who shuts up Spears is a great person.

The man starts down the ramp and looks at Spears the whole time. He walks around the ring to the timekeepers area to get a mic, and then he slides into the ring. Him and Spears stare at each other with an obvious hatred. Major Management stand still and don't move.

***Daniel Spears***
What the hell are you doing here, Jean.

***Irvin Fury***
I know who this is. I saw him at a ROH show a few weeks back. It’s Jean DuBois, a French wrestler.

***Jessica Swift***
Wow, Irvin, I never thought you knew any wrestlers you didn’t work with.

***Irvin Fury***
Guess I surprised you, didn’t I?

***Jessica Swift***
You sure did, Irvin.

Back in the ring…

***Jean DuBois***
*bad english*Monsieur Spears. You think you are…how do you say….magnific, but in reality you est tres cocky. You come out and beat ass de tout le monde, mais tu est—

***Daniel Spears ***
*Cutting him off*WATCH IT FRENCHIE! I seriously don’t know what goes on in your mind, but I know that every time we have met, there has been a backstage incident. One that led to me getting fired. But now you are in my territory. This is mine. PPW will be mine. IWF is mine and USW is mine. You know I can’t stand you. You know that, so why do you insist on harassing me everywhere I go?

***Jean DuBois***
I am—

Spears flips at the response and punches Dubois in the stomach. He starts to lay down lefts and rights on him. DuBois goes down and Spears follows, ready for more attacking. Belle backs up as Spears lifts up DuBois and drives him into a corner. Spears backs into the center of the ring and DuBois walks up to him. Spears grab him by the neck and lands a Pimp Drop on him. He uses his foot to push the knocked out French man to the concrete.

Daniel Spears***
As I was saying, the next part is gold. I am going to make sure that by the end of the summer I will be your number one contender. Every promotion I have gone into I have had an iffy record. Here, I will not. Here, I will go undefeated. I saw the last Warzone. If this is the best they have to offer, I will hold every title. Finally—

New music cuts Spears off this time. This time it is a piece that is unidentifiable. It’s a house track. A man in his mid fifties steps out. His hair is graying and he has a beard, in fact he looks like Sean Connery.

He makes his way down the ramp and is met with genuine cheers, after all, who doesn’t know Brian “The Brain” Ala. He gets to the base of the ramp and heads to the ring steps. He climbs the steps and enters the ring. He takes the mic clean out of Spears’ hands.

***Brian Ala***
Daniel Spears. My God has it been a while. Dammit if you haven’t changed in all the years. I haven’t seen you since…what was it, 2002? Ah, either way, it doesn’t matter because I have been following your wrestling career and I must say I am very upset. You were such a nice person when we met, but recently you have become somewhat of a prick. I have seen what you have said and done. I followed your court trial when you were accused of pimping. Would I have loved to see you be a world champion but no promoter wants to give the title to a prick. You are a selfish man. Look at Belle. You have her in hot pants and a tube top. You—

Spears pulls the mic out of Brian’s hands and cuts him off.

***Daniel Spears***
I will have you know Belle chose to dress that way. I love her and when she is with me she has complete freedom. It’s your daughter who has no freedom. I saw how you pushed her into journalism and how you forced her to cover my trial. Seriously, who deprives women of freedom? The former pimp or the former champ? I say the former champ…and I stress FORMER! And another thing—

Brian gets mad and slaps Spears across the face. Spears gets mad and socks Brian back. The two erupt in a brawl that sees Spears slam Brian into a turnbuckle. Belle screams and runs out of the ring as Spears goes into a blind rage. He tosses The Brain to the center of the ring and rips a covering from the turnbuckle. Brian gets up and charges at Spears, who trips him into the exposed metal head first. Spears drags Brian to the center of the ring and runs the ropes, hitting a Reppin’ NYC.

"Enemy" plays and both Spears with Belle and Major Management begin to leave the ring. Spears doesn’t even bother to finish his announcement to the arena and exits the ring. He signals for Belle who runs to his side and the two make their way up the ramp. At the top they stop to survey the carnage. They look at the camera and smile, before disappearing behind the curtain.

***Jessica Swift***
WHOA! Spears destroyed two men and now he leaves abruptly? This guy is unique.

***Irvin Fury***
OF COURSE! He's 100% original and never duplicated. He is the King of the World and Major Management is getting the rub off him. Now time for a break

The show breaks to it's first commercial.

[Alexia Valentine]

* Warzone returns with Alice Winters in the ring, ready to announce the first match of the evening. *

Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the “Golden Era Classic”…………….THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!!

* “Last Night When We Were Young” by Frank Sinatra plays for a while, giving an old school vibe off into the arena, settling everyone. Then the curtain moves a bit and then the masked superstar of the Golden Era of professional wrestling makes his way down the aisle. He is surrounded by fans that jump the railing and rush him because they love him. He walks his way up to the ring, looks at his opponent and walks up the steps. Before he enters, he wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes, then waits in the corner for his opponent. *

Alley Winters – And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his companion, Sherry, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, and weighing in at 250 pounds………………..JASON VERVE!!!!! Your referee is Shane Thomas.

* Six by All That Remains plays and Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. They sit in a corner together and wait for the bell to ring while staring at The Masked Grappler. *

Jessica Swift – Those two look blood thirsty.

Irvin Fury – If that Sherry wants to suck on something, I got what she might be looking for. She can suck on it all day and all night.

Jessica Swift – Honey, it’s not big enough to be suckin’ on all day and night. Besides, she has her man right there in the ring. She’s perfectly fine with what she has.

Irvin Fury – If you don’t think she’s interested, how about yourself? Do you want to display your blood sucking ways?

Jessica Swift – I’d rather get kicked in the face by a mule than to put MY face in YOUR place.

Irvin Fury – Getting kicked in the face by a mule makes your lips bigger. Are you trying to tell me something Jess?

* The bell rings and Sherry leaves the ring. Grappler and Verve circle around the ring and then Verve starts the match off with a quick thumb to the eye. Grappler holds his eye as Verve connects with punches to the head. Verve, then sends Grappler to the ropes and hits a clothesline. He picks up Grappler and body slams him. Verve drags Grappler over to the ropes by his leg, exits the ring and holds onto his head, then he smashes an elbow down into the throat of Grappler. Verve looks out at the crowd and then he smashes another elbow into his throat. *

Irvin Fury – Quick start to this match by Jason Verve, Vampire Hunter.

Jessica Swift – He is not a Vampire Hunter. He’s a mystery, I’ll tell you that much. And those elbows are mighty sharp; looks like they can cut down an entire beet field.

* Grappler is holding his throat in pain as Verve rolls back into the ring as referee Shane Thomas continues his count. Verve pulls Grappler back into the ring and covers him for a count, but the resilient old man breaks out before the count. Verve pulls him to his feet and goes for another body slam but Grappler blocks it and Verve tries again but Grappler blocks that one and then reverses into a small package, but Verve breaks out before a count. Grappler is slow getting up and pays the price when a running boot connects with his face from Verve. Verve begins to beat down Grappler in the corner with hard right fists and steps on his face in the corner. He pulls him up to his feet and hits a suplex. He rolls over and goes for pin with his forearm in Grappler’s face: 1…………….2…………Grappler kicks out and Verve continues to go on the offensive. *

Jessica Swift – Reminiscent of last week, The Masked Grappler starts off slow. This week Jason Verve may have did his homework and learned from Dagger’s mistakes. He’s staying on top of him and won’t allow The Masked Grappler come up for air.

Irvin Fury – I wish someone would stay down on me and won’t come up for air.

* Grappler is hit across the back with a forearm and then has his back racked. Verve grabs Grappler by his head and headbutts him from behind. Verve doesn’t realize that Grappler has a hard head and he makes himself dizzy. Verve stumbles around the ring as Grappler turns and connects with a hard punch to the head. Verve flies back into a corner as Grappler punches him to the body and works his way up to the jaw. Verve fires back with a knee to the gut and Grappler surprises him with a chop to the chest. Verve flies up onto the corner and Grappler makes the Iron Claw and sinks it into the stomach of Verve. Verve starts screaming in pain as Grappler is trying to pull his guts out. The referee is trying to make Grappler release the hold because Verve is in the ropes. Grappler releases the hold and stalks the referee. Verve gets down from the ropes and clobbers Grappler from behind. Grappler stumbles into the referee but doesn’t harm him. When Grappler turns around, Verve connects with a superkick. He pins Grappler: 1………….2……….Grappler kicks out. Verve rolls out of the ring as Sherry consoles him and checks his stomach region. The claw print is embedded in his stomach and he’s pissed. Sherry takes the hand of Verve, she flips it over to read his palm and whispers something into his ear. A smile comes across Verve’s face. *

Irvin Fury – I wonder can she read the veins in my di-------

Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler mounted a very small comeback that sent the younger Jason Verve into retreat. Now he’s strategizing with his Second in Command, so to speak. What dirty tricks do they have up their sleeve? The smile on Verve’s face only means on thing…….something is up.

Irvin Fury – Who has dirty tricks?

* Verve rolls back into the ring at the 6-count and Grappler stomps on his hand. He pulls him up by his arm and then locks him in an armbar. Grappler locks it in real good as Verve is looking for the ropes to grab but Grappler keeps him in the center of the ring. Grappler then turns the armbar into a hammerlock and then goes for a crossface chicken wing, but Verve reverses and locks in his own hammerlock. Grappler is calm in the hold then he bends over and forces Verve to roll over his back and land on the mat. Before Verve can get up, Grappler grabs his arm again and executes a locking armbar, riding the back of Verve. Verve is clutching at the leg of Grappler and takes him down. Verve pounces on Grappler and has him in a headlock. Grappler pushes him off and gets to his feet before Verve and Verve gets frustrated. *

Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler is too skilled on the mat for anyone to hold him in position. Jason Verve is getting so frustrated; his pale face is turning red.

Irvin Fury – I hear that Grappler has a reversal for almost every submission hold and locking maneuver in the book. If you put him in the figure four, he can turn it on you or slide right out like nothing was even being done.

Jessica Swift – I guess that’s the benefit for being the first wrestler………ever.

Irvin Fury – Speaking of first ever, care to share you first experience in the sack with me? I love to hear those stories.

Jessica Swift – If it hasn’t happened yet, I’d love to be the first to shoe you in the nuts if you don’t stop harassing me.

Irvin Fury – It’s only friendly conversation; no need to get testy.

* Grappler stands up and wants to lock up. Verve looks out at the crowd and they urge him to lock up with the old man. Verve motions he’s going to lock up and then sucker punches Grappler in the eye. Grappler holds his eye as Verve charges and connects with a spear. He is punching Grappler to the head and then he stands up and shakes off his hand because he hurt it on Grappler’s head. Grappler stands up and hits a shot to Verve’s stomach and then he headbutts Verve to the gut. Verve is bending over and Grappler measures him, slaps his knee a couple times and goes for his other finisher, the running knee lift, but Verve dodges the attempt and hits a clothesline to the back of Grappler’s head. Verve then pulls Grappler up and tosses him out of the ring. Sherry goes over and starts hovering over Grappler to attack him while Verve distracts the referee. *

[Alexia Valentine]

Jessica Swift – I guess that plan is about to go into effect. With Verve tossing The Masked Grappler from the ring, it gives Verve a breather and Sherry some time to get to know Grappler.

Irvin Fury – I would love to get to know Sherry and those two conjoined twins that she carries around. Together, we could have one hell of a party.

Jessica Swift – You could have one hell of a party with your 5 buddies.

Irvin Fury – Then I must party every day, and boy, are they tired of partying.

* Sherry goes to pick up Grappler, but he pushes her down to the ground and the crowd cheers for him. As he begins to enter the ring, Verve meets him and they are struggling for position. Sherry gets up and holds Grappler’s leg as Verve hits a throat thrust and pulls him back into the ring. Verve hits a punch to the head, sends Grappler to the ropes and hits a spinebuster. He covers Grappler: 1…………….2………….Grappler barely gets his shoulder up. Verve is getting mad and he is punching Grappler in his face. Verve then looks out to Sherry and she puts the cloak over her head and walks around the ring. Verve goes over to pick up Grappler and Grappler trips Verve up with a drop toe hold and he falls into the middle ropes. Grappler gets up and jogs from one side of the ring, hits the ropes and jogs to the other and jumps on Verve’s back with a leg. Verve rolls out of the ring and as Grappler is slapping at his arms and shoulders to show that he’s now warmed up. *

Jessica Swift – Jason Verve is hanging in there with The Masked Grappler. I didn’t expect him to last this long, but it’s great to see, because the future of Ultimate Wrestling Association is in good hands.

Irvin Fury – I have good hands. Allow me to show you.

Jessica Swift – If you touch me, I’ll break every single finger off your hands and shove them up where the sun don’t shine, honey.

Irvin Fury – I think that’ll hurt.

* Verve pounds the apron in frustration as Sherry walks over to him and whispers something into his ear once more. Then she walks over to the steps and starts to enter the ring. The referee goes over to stop her from entering and then Grappler is trying to cover both grounds because he’s outnumbered then when he approaches the ropes because Verve is coming up the apron, Verve tosses powder into Grappler’s eyes and enters the ring. *

Irvin Fury – An old fashion cheat tactic and Grappler still fell for it. I thought he knew all the tricks of the trade.

Jessica Swift – Sometimes when you’re outnumbered and fighting for survival, the littlest things slip by.

* Verve is trying to enter the ring and Grappler wipes the powder from his eyes quick enough to kick Verve in the groin. Sherry can’t believe that the plan didn’t work. Grappler goes over to her and drags her into the ring. The referee is trying to stop Grappler from harming her. Grappler then takes a knee, bends Sherry over his knee, lifts her skirt up, and starts spanking her. The crowd gets a good kick out of it then Grappler rolls Sherry from his knee and boots her out of the ring. She’s outside the ring and irate. When Grappler turns around, Verve goes to hit him with a double axe handle, but Grappler ducks it and hits a gut shot. As Verve is bending over, Grappler makes the Iron Claw, shows it to the crowd and then locks it in on Verve’s head. Verve starts screaming in pain as Grappler has full command of the match and steers Verve to the center of the ring. *

Jessica Swift – The beginning of the end for Jason Verve.

Irvin Fury – He was doing so well. But I’m not counting him out just yet. He hasn’t submitted yet.

* Grappler has Verve on his knees in the center of the ring and pressing down with the Iron Claw. Verve is trying to hold on but the pressure is too much and he taps on the forearm of Grappler to signal that he quits. The crowd explodes with cheers as the bell ring and Grappler has chalked up another victory. *

Irvin Fury – I spoke too soon.

Jessica Swift – You speak too much.

Irvin Fury – Where’s Teddy Speaks?

Jessica Swift – Who?

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA SUBMISSION………….THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!!!

* The crowd cheers as Grappler walks to all four corners of the ring and thanks the fans by waving to them. Sherry is upset when she enters the ring to check on Verve. As Grappler is about to leave the ring, she goes over to him and hits him a couple times. He stops, turns around, and then Sherry slaps him. Everyone is standing and watching what will happen next. Grappler is talking to her and he grabs her arm again when she tries to slap him again as Verve is sliding in behind him. Grappler starts spanking her legs with his hand and the crowd is laughing. *

Jessica Swift – A good old fashion spanking never hurt anyone.

Irvin Fury – With those hands of his, I bet they do hurt.

* As Grappler releases Sherry to the mat, he’s standing over her and pointing. As he turns to leave, Verve spears Grappler to the mat. The duo starts stomping him and Verve gets down and locks on Nature’s Wrath (crippler crossface). The crowd is booing as Verve is pulling back on Grappler’s head real hard. Sherry is kicking Grappler in the back and then the face as he’s being torn apart. *

Irvin Fury – Reverse that Grappler……….hahaha.

Jessica Swift – Those two spoiled brats are wrong for this attack. The Masked Grappler won the match fair and square and this is how an elder is to be treated?

Irvin Fury – I can treat you a lot better if you let me.

Jessica Swift – Shut up. The Masked Grappler needs help.

* Verve is pulling back on Grappler’s head real hard and Grappler is tapping out. Sherry goes into her cloak and starts tossing tarot cards down onto Grappler. Tommy Polo and The Polo Protection Agency rush down to stop Verve from injuring Grappler. Verve and Sherry leave the ring as they hug each other and look up at the damage they’ve done. They head up the ramp as the crowd tosses trash and other items at them while booing them out of the building. *

Irvin Fury – I doubt that’ll be the last time we hear of Jason Verve and Sherry. I hope it isn’t, because I need to pass my digits to Sherry in case she needs a neck to suck on.

Jessica Swift – Fans, please ignore Fury, I know I am. I just hope The Masked Grappler is fine. His head was almost touching his spine.

Irvin Fury – Well, Jason Verve just made up for not being booked last week. What kind of future he has, I don’t know, but if he keeps doing things like that, he’ll have a bright future.

Jessica Swift – He’ll make a lot of enemies that way. So I guess he’ll definitely open some eye alright. Fans, this was just the opening match, just wait for the rest of the show.

Irvin Fury – They don’t need to wait, it’s right now.

Jessica Swift – Let’s see what Jake Titan is up to next.

Irvin Fury – Oh shit, time to go.

[Alexia Valentine]

UWA Warzone returns from commercial. Jake Titan is walking around backstage with a boom box on his shoulder blasting "Break Your Neck" by Busta Rhymes. Jake looks around, casually strolling around looking for Irvin Fury. He bumps into man with long black curly hair with sunglasses on like Fury. Jake readys to slam the book box over his head.

***Jake Titan***
OH SHIT NIGGA! I've been lookin' for you! Gonna bust yo' ass open inbreed!

Jake winds up to smash it when the guy backs up and hides behind a random pedistrian. He peaks out and looks at titan.



***Howard Stern***
Whoa calm down dude! I'm not Irvin Fury, we look alke I know, i'm Howard fuckin' Stern.

***Jake Titan***
Like Hell! You sure don't sound like Fury.

Jake sets the boom box down and begins to chase after Stern, he ducks around people and eventually grabs a trash can lid and holds it up to protect himself.

***Howard Stern***
Can't a man go out when he has a cold? Calm the fuck down bro...

***Jake Titan***
Hey honky, ain't cho bro!

***Howard Stern***
Nevertheless, FUCK OFF. I'm not him, I'm here with Robin and she'll vouch for me. ROBIN HELP!

Jake lunges and Howard swings at him striking the tips of his fingers. He swears under his breath and shakes his hand. Suddenly an black woman walks over and takes a stern and serious look to her as she addresses Jake Titan.



***Robin Quivers***
JAKE! CALM DOWN! This is THE Howard Stern, not Irvin Fury. Yes they look a lot alike, you just don't need to attack him. I saw Fury near Alexias office.

***Jake Titan***
All right... I'll trust a sista, not no damn honky who fuckin' acts like that chicken shit Fury. That's a good way to get your ass kicked.

Jake Titan looks at them, grabs his book box. Hits play blasting Busta Rhymes again, and wathes as Jake walks over continuing his hunt for Irvin Fury. The camera returns to Howard and Robin.

***Robin Quivers***
That man is PSYCHO... pay up Fury. I saved you from Jake Titans wrath onces, I don't think it'll work again. You better be glad you and Howard look A LOT alike, now fork it over.

Irvin digs into his pocket and with a pissed off look grabs some money and places it in her hand without taking his hand away.

***Irvin Fury***
Thanks for showing up late. I almost got killed by that psycho path. I told you to stop him before he got here. But did you? NOOOO you wanted to see me hurt. Is it because you secretly want Howard hurt?

Robin shoots a look of utter disgust at Fury.

***Robin Quivers***
OF COURSE NOT!

***Irvin Fury***
That's what I thought. Be useful next time. Stop being his side kick and getting kicked around by Titan. Kick ass, mace him, have sex with him. I dont' c are. *checks his watch* I gotta go.

Fury makes a mad dash away dropping the garbage can lid. Robin looks at the money he left her and notices it's all Life (TM, all rights reserved) money. She holds back her anger and throws the money into the trash can and leaves as the camera fades to black.

[Alexia Valentine]

* Warzone returns from commercial break with Irvin Fury sneaking back down to ringside and taking his place next to Jessica Swift. *

Jessica Swift – Welcome back.

Irvin Fury – Man, that dude is a psycho and a half. I don’t know why he wants to peel my hide so much.

Jessica Swift – If you ever had an outer body experience, and you got to see yourself from the outside, you’ll want to peel your hide as well.

Irvin Fury – I’ll always love me.

Jessica Swift – But you are not the one who wants to hurt you.

Ally Winters – Our next match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, hailing from Castro Street in San Francisco, CA, and weighing in at 198 pounds, he is…………….CAKE BOY MARY!!!!

* “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls starts playing as pink, purple, and white lights start to strobe around the stage, as glitter falls from the rafters, showering the entire crowd. Then Cake Boy Mary, dressed in his patented pink diamond encrusted feather robe walks out to the stage waving to the crowd. Men in different outfits such as business suits, road workers, fisherman, football players, police officers, rappers, and gymnasts rush from behind the curtain and surround him. He unfastens the robe belt and drops it to the ground, exposing his outrageous leather and studded short shorts and vest while holding a whip. He starts gyrating on stage ala Rick Rude and then starts giving hard pelvic thrusts as the men run circles around him, feeling up his body. The men circle him once more then head to the back with the last guy picking up his robe and gives Cake Boy Mary a long hard kiss in the mouth. Cake Boy smacks his ass then the guy prances away. Cake Boy makes his way down the ramp by skipping and does the Melina split to enter the ring. Cake Boy jumps up on the top rope and lays there, waiting for his next opponent. *

Irvin Fury – This guy makes me wanna throw up.

Jessica Swift – You make me wanna throw up, but I’m not the one to complain openly about it.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from The deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is…………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!! The referee will be Sarah O’Doyle.

* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the UltimaTron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. *

Irvin Fury – I don’t know………what that fruit cake had to say about The Grand Mystique may be on point. He does look a little fruity up there with his arms outstretched behind himself like that.

Jessica Swift – I didn’t want to see that promo by Cake Boy Mary. I listened to the audio and I do understand that it got a little explicit in the end. Something to do with A-Rod coming in and……oh, forget it, it’s nasty.

Irvin Fury – Damn right it’s nasty. Cake Boy Mary should be dropped in a ditch and buried alive. And all that body rubbing and saddling up behind people is not cool.

Jessica Swift – Well, I hope he used protection.

* The bell rings and CBM is thrusting his pelvis towards GM, same as he did during the Gauntlet for the Gold Battle Royal. GM is disgusted by the antics of CBM and flips him off. CBM looks enlightened by the “invite” and tries to hug GM. GM punches CBM to the jaw which staggers him back and GM, sends him to the ropes and hits a clothesline. GM picks up CBM and hits a belly to belly side slam. He stomps on CBM and drops an elbow onto his chest. GM pulls CBM up and hits several European uppercuts, then slams CBM’s head into the turnbuckle. GM sends CBM into the opposite corner and follows through with a whipping leg lariat. GM then hits the ropes and hits a senton splash. He covers CBM for a quick pin: 1…………..2………….CBM kicks out. GM lifts him up and throws him over the top rope, to the floor. *

Jessica Swift – The Grand Mystique is starting out rather quickly. It’s like he doesn’t want to be in the same ring with Cake Boy Mary.

Irvin Fury – Who ever would want to be in the same ring with Cake Boy Mary unless they were getting paid big dollars. But I doubt Grand Mystique is worried about Cake Boy doing anything to him that already hasn’t been done.

Jessica Swift – What are you implying, that Grand Mystique is ga-----

Irvin Fury – Hey, that pose he does in the ring is mighty suspect. Maybe beating up Cake Boy is his way of denial. Maybe he wants to rid himself of those feelings and beating up someone who’s out of the closet will make him feel better.

Jessica Swift – Whether or not he’s on the other side of the tracks, Grand Mystique is a stellar performer. I’ve seen tapes of him in other federations and he’ll amaze you with some of the things he can do.

Irvin Fury – I bet that’s what Cake Boy told him before the match. He’ll amaze him with things he can do……..

* As CBM is trying to get up, GM exits the ring after him and hits him with a double axe handle to the back. CBM falls against the barricade and GM chops him. CBM lets out a female whimper as he holds his chest. GM lifts his chin up once more and chops him again. CBM stumbles away as GM grabs him by the head and tries to slam him into the ring apron. CBM puts his foot up to block the attempt then slams GM’s head into the apron. As GM staggers away, CBM grabs his butt and squeezes. GM hops around and rolls back into the ring. CBM turns to the crowd and starts thrusting his pelvis then does the Melina split to enter the ring. GM goes to hit CBM but it’s blocked and CBM hits a throat thrust from a leg split position. CBM stands and hits a roundhouse kick to the side of the head which staggers GM. CBM hits the ropes and hits the Invert. GM is holding himself and hopping up and down as CBM holds his face and then starts hopping up and down next to GM. CBM then punches GM in the face to drop him. CBM prances to the ropes and then goes for a flipping leg drop but GM rolls out of the way. GM then grabs CBM by the head and hits hard forearm shots to the side of his head then he hits the ropes to go for a Yakuza kick but CBM dodges and then starts hitting GM with Helicopter Punches. He backs GM into the ropes, hits him to the jaw once then giggles like a girl. *

Irvin Fury – What is this crap? He’s making a mockery of a wrestling match by being this way.

Jessica Swift – You make a mockery of the commentary profession by being the way you are.

Irvin Fury – And I’m still loved…….

Jessica Swift – And hated by many.

* CBM sends GM to the opposite side of the ring and does a cart wheel then hits a mule kick to the chest. GM falls through the ropes and onto the apron. As he’s trying to get up, CBM grabs him by the face and kisses him. GM slaps CBM away then swings with a punch that misses and CBM grabs GM, turns him around, pinches his butt, licks his neck, then hits him across the chest with a forearm. GM falls off the apron, to the floor. CBM then skips to the other side of the ring, waits a second, runs then does a cart wheel into a handspring back flip over the top rope and lands on GM. The crowd erupts and claps for the big move. *

Jessica Swift – I must say, honey, that was a spectacular move. Looks like something from that TNA X-Division.

Irvin Fury – More like the F-Division.

Jessica Swift – The F-Division?

Irvin Fury – Yeah, the Fruit Fly Division.

* Both men are down and slow to get up. CBM sees GM trying to pull himself up on the apron and goes to help him up by wrapping his arms around his waist and hoisting him up then he starts getting his pelvic thrusts again and starts pounding GM from behind but catches an elbow to the side of the head, then follows up with a clothesline to the back of the head. GM kicks CBM to the head then launches him into the ring steps. GM is pissed off that he’s being felt up the entire match and it shows in his body language. GM smashes CBM again with a hard punch to the head and CBM yelps like a female and stumbles away. As CBM is leaning against the barricade, GM charges in and connects with a Yakuza kick that sends CBM into the front row. The referee has now exited the ring and tries to stop GM from continuing the assault. He moves her to the side and grabs CBM by his head and slams his chest down into the barricade. GM gets up on the apron as the referee is guarding CBM, then GM looks out at the crowd, poses with his arms outstretched behind himself then dives off and over the referee with a guillotine leg drop to the back of CBM. The crowd claps for the big move. *

[Alexia Valentine]

Jessica Swift – That had to hurt. The Grand Mystique is really angry. With every blow, with every move, he’s inflicting more and more lasting damage to Cake Boy Mary.

Irvin Fury – Would it be considered homo-bashing if Mystique just destroys Mary? I mean, this is a sanctioned wrestling match, where would the legality stand for a lawsuit?

Jessica Swift – That’s a good question. I think you just might have opened up a can of worms if people want to beat up Mary. They can use the match as a reason to harm him.

Irvin Fury – Where do I sign up?

* Referee O’Doyle is urging GM to get back into the ring. He takes CBM and rolls him back into the ring and pins him: 1………….2…….CBM gets his shoulder up. GM pulls him up but CBM headbutts him to the midsection. GM hammers him with a shot to the back of the neck, but CBM hits another headbutt to the groin, keeps his face there and starts wiggling around, biting the sensitive area of GM, then he grabs his nuts and lifts him up off the ground. GM is screaming in pain and then falls over, coughing. CBM has his arms up in the air, prancing around the ring then he does a split over GM’s head and repeatedly thrusts down on the face of GM, executing The Tea Bag. The crowd is laughing and turning away from watching such a horrible move. *

Irvin Fury – This is the reason why he should not be in the ring. Stuff like this will make a man snap and commit a crime he won’t regret committing.

Jessica Swift – Oh lighten up. Just be happy it’s not you. Or, since you’re so upset about it, has it happened to you in your lifetime? You’re so up in arms about everything Mary does; is there something you’re not telling me and the people.

Irvin Fury – SCEW YOU COUNTRY GIRL!!!! I LOVE CHICKS!!! I LOVE HOT CHICKS!!!!

Jessica Swift – I don’t know……

* CBM is still tea bagging GM until he’s finally pushed off. GM is on his knees, vigorously wiping his face and spitting. *

Irvin Fury – HA!!!! He’s a spitter.

* GM gets to his feet as CBM is on the turnbuckle taunting to the crowd and thrusting his pelvis, when GM approaches him, CBM does a back flip over him and connects with a roundhouse to the head. GM bounces chest first into the corner, staggers backwards into CBM who bends GM over and executes Forced Entry. GM falls to his knees and tries to shake off the attack. CBM is jumping up and down in the ring and goes for his whip that he left in the corner. He grabs it and cracks it a few times. Referee O’Doyle is trying to tell CBM put it away but CBM moves O’Doyle to the side and approaches GM, who grabs CBM by his waist and tosses him out of the ring. GM goes to the top rope and dives off onto CBM. They hit the barricade hard and lay on the ground; O’Doyle beings the countout. *

Jessica Swift – These two are going at it tooth and nail. Mary creeps me out with his antics in the ring and Grand Mystique is really controlling himself from not killing him.

Irvin Fury – I’d find a glass bottle, break it and try to stab Mary for the crap he’s doing in the ring. He’s outright violating Mystique.

…………3……………………..4………………….5………………..6………………7…………..

* Both men try to get up, but CBM wraps the whip around the throat of GM and drags him around the ring. *

…………8……………………..9………………….10!!!!

* O’Doyle calls for the bell and tells Ally Winters what the outcome is. *

Ally Winters – THE REFEREE’S DECISION IS AS A RESULT OF A DOUBLE COUNTOUT………….THIS MATCH IS DECLARED A NO CONTEST!!!!

* The crowd boos as CBM continues to drag GM up the aisle. *

Irvin Fury – What the hell does he plan on doing with him; make him his King?

Jessica Swift – I have no idea. Mary has a twinkle in his eye. Maybe he found a replacement for A-Rod. He did say he wanted to out Grand Mystique. Maybe he’s taking him someplace to do just that.

Irvin Fury – Someone needs to stop this before he does something all men will regret, and especially The Grand Mystique.

* As CBM drags GM up the ramp, the crowd cheers as Francis Bailey runs out and goes after CBM. *

Jessica Swift – The nerd has taken his place amongst the men. He’s out there helping The Grand Mystique.

Irvin Fury – He’s trying to redeem himself after what CBM did to him earlier tonight.

* Bailey is laying into CBM with punches to the jaw and is knocking towards the end of the stage. CBM unravels the whip from GM’s throat and as Bailey connects with another big punch, CBM cracks the whip into the face of Bailey. He drops to the ground in a horrific scream, holding his face, kicking and screaming……… *

Francis Bailey – MY EYE!!!!! MY EYE!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! MY EYE!!!!

Jessica Swift – Oh my God.

Irvin Fury – Damn, hate to see that happen.

* EMTs rush out and tend to Francis Bailey as members of the Polo Protection Agency come out, snatch the whip from Cake Boy Mary’s hand and usher him out of the area as he has a sick smile on his face, blowing kisses to Grand Mystique, Francis Bailey, and the fans. Bailey is still screaming on the ground, as the medics place gauze pads over his face as he’s kicking in pain. They try to help him to his feet while holding the gauze on his face and help him to the back. The crowd claps for him as he slowly makes it to his feet and is assisted to the back. *

Crowd – FRANCIS BAILEY!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap* FRANCIS BAILEY!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap* FRANCIS BAILEY!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap* FRANCIS BAILEY!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap* FRANCIS BAILEY!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap*

Jessica Swift – Fans, I have no idea what to say…..

Irvin Fury – I do, Cake Boy Mary did us all a favor and got rid of that skinny, little twit in Francis Bailey. But I must say, even this time, he was trying to do the right thing and some twinkle toes bastard went too far. I hope they toss Mary in the slammer, where he belongs since he likes cock so much.

Jessica Swift – Don’t say those words on TV. Twinkle toes is a very offensive word to some.

Irvin Fury – I thought you were going to say cock was offensive. And if you’d like, my cock can go on the offensive if you’d like.

Jessica Swift – How can you think of sex in a time like this? Francis Bailey may be seriously injured and because of Cake Boy Mary, the main event may be canceled.

Irvin Fury – I know of an individual who is ready for a major chance at the top, but he’s too busy protecting the people from distress to besiege his chance to rule.

Jessica Swift – And who may that be?

Irvin Fury – My cock.

Jessica Swift – Fans, we’ll be back from this commercial break.

[Alexia Valentine]

The show returns from commercial as camera opens up to Derek sitting at a table with Lizard, TinMan and Spirit. The three are huddled together looking at Derek with fear.

***Derek Wellings***
What the fuck? Why are you assholes here? I don't remember Alexia signing your three fagnetos to a contract. Why don’t you keep Cake Boy Mary company like you did last week. All three of you smell like ass crack and nut sack.

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***TinMan***
You forget, as long as you use your legal name, as the sole owner of that fed and as a member of a corporation that used to be a liquid federation, I have the right to boss you and anyone else in it, around; that includes areas I have no power on.

***Derek Wellings***
You're a piece of shit! You hold back from using any originality and you force people to change gimmicks when they have a chance of being better than any one else that might have a very stale gimmick. You can't get a decent reaction unless you're being a spot monkey and you’re a poor one at that!

Derek punches TinMan in his nose, instantly bending it out of position. He crawls away crying as oil flows from his face and piss runs down his legs, causing his leg to instantly rust. Spirit and Ghost huddle up holding each other like two scared little girls, hiding from the boogeyman.

***Derek Wellings**
Why are you ladies hanging around? I thought I told you two to get lost.

Spirit begins fading in and out of existence.

***Spirit***
On no... not again... I keep doing this when I know I'm beat. I did it to Polo a few times. I know I did it when you came to me looking for answers as to why we used an imposter Irvin Fury on our sub par show. I also rigged you and your former tag team partner up for failure. We saw what the two of you could do on your own, so I alone suggested to the corporation in charge at the time that you two team up and get held down by The Knockedup Fags.

Derek squints at Spirit, grabs a fire extinguisher off the wall and throws it at Spirit as he fads into reality. He falls over and a loud slushy sound can be heard as Lizard begins to hold his nose. Spirit starts crying as he finally disappears. Derek looks at Lizard, he stands up, fixes his shirt, opens his mouth... but runs off in the complete opposite direction instead. Derek sighs loudly and notices the camera.

***Derek Wellings***
Oh my God... they finally figured out they don't have power over me or Polo any more. Speaking about Polo where is that chicken shit faggot.

Derek stands up and turns around to literally bump into Polo.

***Derek Wellings***
WHOA! Your face scared me ugly.

***Tommy Polo***
You half baked, old Army grunt. What hell do you want?

***Derek Wellings***
I'm not that old. At least I'm adapting to the times, what about you?[/b]

***Tommy Polo***
I'm adapting to your old lady pretty nicely.

***Derek Wellings***
Ugh... There's only one child in UWA, and that's me Tommy. Not you, you can call out your old bosses like that idiot last time or Big Gay Al Powers or even Wiener Earthbender, errr whatever his name was.[/b]

***Tommy Polo***
What the fuck are you talking about, nimrod? All the name calling about people you don’t know is laughable.

Derek backs up with a shocked look in his face. He smacks Polo across his face. He looks up and Derek makes the cheek not so lonely.

***Derek Wellings***
OH NO, YOU DID NO HONEY!!!

***Tommy Polo***
What the fuck did you just say?

Derek places his hand on his waist and cocks the opposite out. Tommy looks over and chuckles slightly.

***Tommy Polo***
HAHA! You're kiddin’ me right? Bitch slaps, hand on waist, bad Spanish accent... did you take your medication today Colon Must Turd?

Derek squints at him.

***Derek Wellings***
Define today...[/b]

Tommy smacks Derek in his right eye when he's not paying attention. Derek turns away and swears under his breath, turns around smacks Polo’s left ear. He swears under his breath. He turns around and digs his nails into Derek’s shirtless back and scratches as hard as he can, getting Derek to bleed a little. He turns around with a look of shock and pain, but pokes Polo’s eyes. Polo is seething and tries to get after Wellings, but The Polo Protection Agency get between them. Polo reaches out and manages to accidentally punch one of his underlings.

***PPA Guard #1***
What the Hell boss?

***Tommy Polo***
My bad. Fuck this guy. He’s a piece of shit that needs to be flushed. He’s walkin’ around all delirious and shit, someone needs to put him out of his misery. But I won’t be the one to do it. I have other, more pressing matters to take care of, instead of babysittin’ some lunatic, who’s jealous of my success.

The two guards let go and Derek snaps and punches the both before grabbing a non-folding steel chair and flooring Polo and his underling. Derek stands on top of Polo’s back.

***Derek Wellings***
I was lowering your defenses acting like that. Do you really think I'd talk to those assholes at Liquid? Please, those dicks follow us and come in without authorization. That would be like me going to a Major General with a Platoon Sergeant problem. I took care of it, they might be back but that's only because they like the boys... that includes you sweetie.[/b]

Derek jumps down with his full wait on the shoulders of Polo. He yelps and fights back as Derek pinches one of his cheeks humiliating him.

***Derek Wellings***
Now, remember how I was saying some time ago how you could never win the big one because of your a sperm dumpster? I further found proof, you couldn't beat Lizard and Cheese in a specialty of yous: Submission when JWA was still around. You helped them out and at least they could do was give you the title right? WRONG, they know with that cum vacuum of yours, everyone would turn away because YOU scare people off. Nothing too fancy about that. Now we split out time between here and at AEW.

You come where you're NOT welcomed, not by just me but a booker too. How's them apples for you Polo? You come to a place where you destroyed a trainee of yours, where I must agree they must have sucked really badly, and now he's out for revenge claming he'll promo circles around you. Now Alexia finds you a "draw" since you got a big name... yeah a negative name. She's the boss but hey, I don't care about working for a skirt. I served Captains and higher that were women I did it without giving lip.[/b]

***Tommy Polo***
That’s because you’re one of them; a bitch is a bitch.

Derek stares down at Tommy, rolls back off him. He tries getting up quickly but other members of the Polo Protection Agency restrain them again but Wellings breaks free and once more they begin firing fists away at one another. PPA tries breaking them up, but again they get hurt by either Polo or Wellings. The two scuffle around several minutes smashing each other into anything they can find, either a trash can, a platter of sea foot, a table or a chair. Eventually, Alexia arrives with eight police officers in full riot gear and they shoot both men with bean bag guns. Derek and Tommy groan loudly as the Riot Officers stand over each of them with the guns pointed at their nuts. Alexias' face turns red even from behind her make up.

***Alexia Valentine***
Okay, you two animals want to behave like this? You two get time outs until I say so. Both of you are going to be tied to posts outside and left in the cold until you can calm down. In three weeks on the next edition of Warzone, Tommy Polo of Polo Protection Agency will take on Derek Wellings of Major Management in a Hardcore Unsanctioned match. How do you like that?

The two look over to Alexia and nod their heads. The police grab the men by one limb each and carry them out. PPA gets off the ground and grabs some chains to follow the officers. Alexia follows them several feet and stops.

***Alexia Valentine***
LADY MISERY HAS SPOKEN!

Fade to a commercial[/center]

[Alexia Valentine]

Warzone returns with breaking news coming in on the condition of Francis Bailey's eye.

***Jessica Swift***
I'm getting word that Francis Baileys' eye injury is very sever than originally acknowledged and he will NOT be allowed to compete until he is medically cleared. Ms. Alexia Valentine is going to address us.

"Misery Business" hits the PA System and Alexia Valentine walks out with a mic in her hand, and wearing a Referees T-Shirt. She walks down the ring and Jim "Old School" Mills holds open the ropes for her.

***Ally Winters***
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring the UWA Owner, from Seattle, Washington: Alexia Valentine!

***Alexia Valentine***
CUT THE DAMN MUSIC! Ladies and Gentlemen, due to injury tonight, Francis Bailey can NOT compete with the damage done to his eye caused by a certain individual earlier. Therefore: It is my pleasure to introduce his repleacement: "THE KING OF THE WORLD" DANIEL SPEARS!

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"The Enemy" by Godsmack blairs over the soundsystem and Belle Fille steps out from the back. She waves to the fans, who hoot and hollar. Then Spears steps out and pulls Belle close. The two kiss and then stare at the fans before heading down the ramp. Spears hops onto the apron and parts the ropes before entering the ring himself. He takes his fur coat and hands it to a ringside worker before heading to the middle rope to yell at the fans, while Belle exits the ring.

***Ally Winters***
The following match is schedueled for one fall, and it is for the UWA Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first the challenger! Accompanied to the ring by Belle Fille, weighing in at two hundred and fourty three pounds, measuring at six feet two inches tall, from New York City, New York: He is "The King of the World" DANIEL! SPEARS!

Alexia claps her hand several times for him. Daniel and her exchange a few words.

***Ally Winters***
Being accompanied to the ring by NAWE Owner "Big Time" Thomas Cox, standing in at five foot ten, weight in at two hundred and ten pounds, from Martin, Georgia: He is the UWA Heavyweight Champion! "AWESOME" DJ SYTLES!

DJ runs out with "Big Time" Thomas Cox from the entrancce and both men spread eagle infront of the crowd to a great response. He stiffens his hands to a fist and beats on his chest on his way to the ring looking at the fans touching hands with any fans he can. Thomas waits in DJs'; respective corner however DJ looks at the two people in the ring and raises his hands up in as if he's already won.



He climbs up the apron and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the top rope and tekes off his Championship Belt and holds it out for the crowd to see and cheer at. DJ hops off the turn buckle and Alexia walks over and takes the title off himm, holding it in on hand she raises the mic up.

***Alexia Valentine***
Oh did I forget to mention I am the Special Guets Referee for this match? I should also note, if you get yourself disqualifed or counted out: Dainel Spears WILL become the UWA Heavyweight Champion! Lady Misery gets what Lady Misery wants, and she wants a classic from you two.

The crowd boos Alexia for her sudden stipulation change. Jim "Old School" Mills knows his time is up, and leaves the ring quickly and quietly. Alexia hands the title to Ally Winters and signals the bell.

***Jessica Swift***
What the Hell? He just won the title at last Warzone, and now she has it in for her Champion? This isn't right or fair!

***Irvin Fury***
It may not be right, but it's a good move. That wuss Francis couldn't step up and elevate his game, so someone more deserving than him took it from him. Daniel Spears is going to easily win this match. She knows Daniel Spears will draw asses into the seats.

DJ and Spears waste no time and begin sluggin' away at one another with some fierce fists until The Awesome One gets the upper hand and whips spears into the ropes behind him, he runs across, DJ ducks a clothesline attempt, they bounces off the ropes again and DJ hits a Shining Wizard early on. Alexia reprimands DJ for the move. The crowd boos and DJ ignores her and as Spears gets back up he delievers several fists over his head and backs him into the ropes once more. DJ gets a gut kick in and lifts him up for a suplex, drops his gut on the top rope, he bounces off and DJ connects with a wierd Inverted Snap Suplex.

***Irvin Fury***
That's a wierd bull shit suplex!

DJ attempts a cover and Spears manages to Arm Drag him fron the ground. He attemts an Arm Bar, but DJ manages to get to the ropesand break the hold. Alexia breaks them up, and both men get to their feet. Spears snaps first hitting a few more fists followed by a Swinging Neckbreaker. DJ goes down and Spears follows with an Elbow Drop over his throat three times before he gets the Champ back to his feet and lifts him up for a Powerbomb. He doesn't slam him right away as he shows off spinning around in a circle several times and finally gives him a Ganso Bomb instead. DJ holds his neck and Spears goes for the first pin of the match. Alexia drops down and givfes a fiar count, but DJ gets his shoulder up at the two and a hafl point. She says two to both Spears and time keeper.

***Jessica Swift***
SO CLOSE! We almost a new champion two times running.

Spears gets up to one knee and fites a few more fists away at his head and neck areas. He pulls him up by his arm, and hits a Samoan Drop, and goes for another pin with a two count again. Spears gets him back up again and readies for an Sexplex but DJ manages to get out of it dropping behind Spears and hits Spears with a Backbreaker. He rolls away towards Belle as she consols him in his corner. DJ takes a moment to regroup with "Big Time" both respective manages whisper something quickly into their mans ear, and get away from the ring before Alexia can call foul. DJ tries moving his neck but it resists him with pain. Both men hook up in the ring and DJ gets the upper hand and locks Spears in a Headlock, but the champion is stossed into the ropes and eats a big boot.

***Irvin Fury***
Teach him what you foot tastes like Daniel!

***Jessica Swift***
Sounds like you're gettin thrilled by this match... and a foot too of course.

Daniel walks into a corner and begins removing a turnbuckle, and Alexia doesn't stop him. The crowd boos this and Daniel tosses the pad outside the ring. Dainel grabs DJ, and goes to throw him in the corner head rist, but his opponent counters and tosse the King into the exposed turnbuckle he falls down holding his head. DJ goes up the ropes, and raises one hand signalling the end. HE comes off with an Bombed in Style[/b] but Spears sees it comming and gets his kees up and into his back. DJ has a excruciating painful look in his face. He rolls towards his corner and trie snot to apply pressure on his back or neck.[/i]

***Jessica Swift***
OH THE HUMANITY! Poor DJ Styles went for a high risk maneuver and he failed! Spears proved he's the king of his world and stopped himself from getting Bombed in Style.

DJ kicks the mat several times, and the UWA crowd follows behind him clapping their hands trying to get them back into the match. Alexia takes her sweet time counting the men out... ONE... TWO... Daniel Spears nears jhis corner with Belle... THREE... FOUR.... She leans in close to him and hands him something. FIVE... SIX... DJ manages to finally crawl over to the trops... SEVEN... EIGHT... He and Spears get to their feet... NINE... Alexia stops counting and Belle jumps up onto the ropes argues with Alexia. She walks over and the two begin fighting verbally, the crowd boos loudly as Daniel takes a black jack and cracks DJ over his forehead with it.

UWA Crowd
THAT'S FUCKED UP! THAT'S FUCKED UP! THAT'S FUCKED UP!

Daniel tosses the black jack out of the ring, falls down to his knees, hooks a leg and rolls onto his back over DJ's chest. Belle jumps off he ropes and begins pointing at DJ/Spears. Thomas freaks out yelling and spittin at Belles direction. However Alexia still drops and counts. ONE!... Daniel begins shaking hiis head triumphantly TWO!... "Big Time" Thomas Cox hops up onto the ring edge and argues with Alexia who instantly runs over to him and both begin argueing.

***Irvin Fury***
WHAT THE HELL WOMAN!? Daniel had the title won! And now you just ignore him defeating DJ Styles fair and square withou chesating?!

***Jessica Swift***
Fury, are you watching the same match the rest of us are? Because I and the rest of th fans KNOW we did NOT see what you claim to have happened. We saw DJ Styles get hit with a black jack for no reason!

***Irvin Fury***
DJ has been using illegal moves liek that running kick to the back of hte head tht you call "The Shining Wizard", which is a blatant kick to the back of a mans head. That's illegal!

***Jessica Swift***
Yeah, you ARE watching your own match fury darlin'.[/center]

[Alexia Valentine]

Alexia threatens to DQ Styles unless he gets off the apron, and he does so quickly. He bites his toung as ehe yells some moer. Daniel yells at Alexia to make the count, she turnsa nd see that he is pinning and restarts the count. ONE... TWO... THRE... DY GET HIS SHOULDER UP! Daniel looks at Alexia as ifh e wants to punch her in the face. She tells him to bring it and she'll GLADLY release him. The crowd pops loudly for Alexia laying down the law. Both argue a few moments, however DJ comes out of nowhere with a School Boy Pin, and Alexia drop down to make the count... ONE... TWO... THR and Spears kicks out.

***Irvin Fury***
That was bull! Alexia must be doing DJ Styles behind the scenes, that's the only reason why she's slow counting for him.

Both men get up quickly finding a new breath of air in them, Spears runs at DJ and he arm drags him once, SPeras gets back up quickly and repeats this two more tiems before he finally nails a drop kick flooring Spears. DJ jumps up ala Shawn Micheals and hops onto the second turn buckle spreading his arms out like wings. The fans explode in excitement. DJ jumps off the turn buckle spinning around an awaits The King of the World to stand up. He finally rises up and DJ hits a gut kick, and sets him up for the Clashing Styles

[/b], however as he locks his arms around Spears waist, he reverses it and back body drops DJ. He rolls to the ropes quickly and his opponent grabs the ropes. Alexia begins counting again and the King catches his breath in time. Alexia lines up behind DJ and tells him to get up otherwise he'll forfit the title. DJ gets up quickly, and Spears shoots out a Superkick, only for DJ to duck it and he clean Alexias' clock knocking her out.[/i]

UWA Crowd
ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

***Jessica Swift***
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! DANIELS SPEARS TOOK OUT ALEXIA VALENTINE WITH A SUPER KICK MEANT FOR DJ SYTLES AND THE CROWD LOVES IT!

Daniel Spears face is full of shock, while Belles' is full of horror and both DJ and Thomas Cox take a sigh of relief as this is their to level the playing field. DJ slowly gets up Spears is tossed the Black Jack again by Belle, but as he goes for a swing, DJ get a low blow in, and causes him to drop the jack. DJ gets onto a knee and again locks in the Clasing Styles[/b] hitting it on The King. Thomas Cux runs over the side and shakes Alexia back into this world, she slowly crawls over to face DJ pinning Spears, but she signals the bell instead. DJ looks at her with a questioning face. She rolls out of ht ering and stumbles over to Ally and takes her mic.[/i]

***Ally Winters***
Ladies and Gentlemen, Alexia Valentine, the referee of this match has decided this match to be a no contest! She has stated that since DJ Styles knew Alexia was behind him, he still willingly dodged a kick meant for him, while she does not award Daniels Spears the winner, she does no decide he's the loser eitehr and this match is a NO CONTEST

***Irvin Fury***
NO CONTEST! BULL SHIT!

***Jessica Swift
It happens Fury darlin', it happens. Nothin' we can do that that.

"Big Time" Thomas Cox gets into the ring and picks DJ up by a shoulder and raises his hand because of the fact DJ SHOULD have won the match. Alexia asks for the title and Belle gets into the ring to check on Spears. Daniel gets up quickly and looks at both DJ and Alexia. She tosses the title to him, and he swings for DJ and Thomas Cox, but both men duck and bail out of the ring. They head up the ramp backwardsd pointing and yelling at one anotehr but neither is picked up by the cameras. Alexia claps her hand for a mic, and on is tossed to her. She lifts the mic up as the crowd begins chanting "BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!"

***Alexia Valentine***
DJ, since you fhould cowardice was useful to make this match a draw,,I want to see how well you do. Remember: Lady Misery gets what Lady Misery wants. So next time on Warzone against Daniel Spears: IN A TWO UUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH! The first fall will be one on one, the second with be falls count any where, and the last SHOULD you make it that far, will be a Last Man Standing! How do you like that DJ? Lady Misery has SPOKEN!

"Misery Business" Hits the sound system as Alexia pats on the UWA title which Daniel Spears is holding. DJ freaks out but "Big Time" Thomas Cox keeps him calm and is heard saying "I'll prepare you DJ." as the two head backstage. Meanwhile in the ring, a ring crew member tries to get the UWA CHampionship back from Speras, but he takes it away and holds the title up as the show fades to black.



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