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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:14:11 GMT -5
-PARENTAL ADVISORY-
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested. * As Tommy Polo is at the gorilla position getting ready to be announced first for his unsanctioned match against Derek Wellings, Alexia Valentine walks up to him and gives him a few words of “encouragement”. * Tommy Polo – This is what he’s been waiting for……..a straight ass kickin’. Alexia Valentine – Talking to yourself again Mr. Polopolis? * He turns around slowly and looks pissed off that she’s around him. * Tommy Polo – What is it Alexia? Alexia Valentine – Now you know better to call me out by my first name; call me Boss. * Polo’s face curls up and he tilts his sunshades down to see her clearly. * Tommy Polo – Get the fuck outta here you power trippin’ bitch. I don’t care if you fire me, it’s not like I can’t find work someplace else. Alexia Valentine – Calm down, with that Polish blood of yours. Don’t let it boil over to the point you’ll regret it. I just want to say, good luck in this match I’m not sanctioning because I want you and Derek to work out your differences the best way you testosterone driven apes know how. And don’t come crying to me or your lawyers if you get hurt. Tommy Polo – Bitch, don’t you know, I never cry. * Suddenly a shovel comes flying at Polo’s head and he ducks it in time. Derek Wellings comes charging into the scene and the two are fighting all over the place, knocking equipment and lighting over. Alexia flees the scene all-the-while stating…….. * Alexia Valentine – Always remember Tommy Polo, who’s the boss. * Wellings takes Polo by the head and tosses him through the curtain. The crowd then stands up and watches and cheer as the two men are going toe to toe with lefts and rights to the face. Wellings gains the upper hand and knees Polo to the gut and slams him into the stage setup. Wellings then clobbers Polo with a clothesline to the back of the head and then slams his face into the rods that hold up the Ultimate-Tron. Polo stumbles away as Wellings goes after him and launches him down the ramp but Polo falls off the side and lands on the barricade at the side of the ramp. The fans are going wild as Wellings jumps down after him and starts pounding on his back and chest with fists. Polo grabs a fans cup of beer from his hand and smashes it into Wellings’ face. Wellings is surprised and falls back. Polo takes his legs out from under him and starts beating on him with punches to the face. Wellings rolls it over and starts fighting back and the crowd is pouring beer, soda, and popcorn on the two. * Irvin Fury – Hello fans, well you finally got want you wanted, Derek Wellings versus Tommy Polo. These two DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. Jessica Swift – That’s an understatement. We haven’t officially kicked off the beginning of the show and these two are trying to tear each other apart. Irvin Fury – Ms. Valentine can be a bitch at times, but she sure is a business person. She knew these two wanted to rip into each other and she made it unsanctioned so the blood won’t be on her hands. Jessica Swift – And to start the show at that. These two are going to set the tone for the rest of the evening, that’s for sure. But for how long will these two be at each other’s throats before we have pinfall. Irvin Fury – There isn’t a pinfall, these two are simply going to fight until one or both are dead or unable to continue. Jessica Swift – Alexia is crazy for allowing this to happen. Irvin Fury – From the looks of it, she might have been a part of it, distracting Polo the way she did. Jessica Swift – I need to have a woman to wom------ OH MY GOD!!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!!!?* Wellings tries to topple over a tower of heavy equipment onto Polo who rolled out of the way at the last moment. Polo gets up and tackles Wellings into some lighting equipment and it falls on top of the two, shattering the bulbs and that section of the area goes dark. The two continue to exchange blows as Wellings retreats towards the ring. He stumbles around as Polo chop blocks him and tries to slam his face into the concrete, but Michelle Wellings runs and jumps on Polo’s back. * Jessica Swift – Looks like the wife is taking up for her husband. That’s what good girls do. Irvin Fury – Well, then you haven’t seen Tracie in action. * Right on queue, Tracie Bottoms comes running down the aisle to a thunderous ovation and tackles Michelle. Tracie is beating on Michelle and the two are cat fighting at ringside. * Jessica Swift – That’s not lady like. Where did Tracie come from? Irvin Fury – Tracie isn’t too far behind Polo, you better believe that. Those two are inseparable. * Tracie is beating Michelle’s head against the concrete as they scream and scratch at each other. Derek grabs Tracie by the hair and lifts her off of Michelle and tosses her to the ground. The crowd boos as he approaches her and is pointing. Polo grabs a steel chair and whacks Derek across the back with it and when he turns around, Polo smashes it into his face, sending him into the ring. The bell finally rings to start the match as Polo rolls into the ring after Wellings, but Michelle holds his ankle to stop him from going further with his attack. As Polo turns around, Derek hits him in the back and hits a belly to back suplex. Wellings picks up the chair and is about to hit Polo, but Tracie enters the ring and tries to spear Derek, but he doesn’t budge. Michelle enters the ring and starts pounding on Tracie with right fists. * Jessica Swift – My oh my, this is really getting out of hand, sugar. Irvin Fury – I like it. Only because a boob could pop out and something of mine would pop out of my pants in return. Jessica Swift – I don’t think what you have will pop out, if there was heat applied to hit and it was made of corn kernels. Irvin Fury – You could apply some hot breath on it and see what it does. Jessica Swift – Where’s a blow torch? I’ll burn your entire body up to crisp if you continue to get fresh with me. Irvin Fury – You’re into the kinky stuff, eh? * Referee Jim “Old School” Mills has the displeasure of overseeing this fight as the two women are trying to beat each other silly. Michelle drags Tracie over to a corner and then rubs her butt in her face, executing the Stink Face. Tracie is on the mat and Michelle stomps her out of the ring. Polo grabs the chair from Wellings, kicks him in the gut and blasts him across the back with the chair. Michelle then stands up to Polo, but he grabs her by the face and pushes her into the ropes and blasts her with the chair as well. * Jessica Swift – OH MY DEAR LORD!!!! POLO JUST LEVELED A WOMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!! HOW DISGUSTING IS HE!!!!Irvin Fury – That’s the Polo I know and love. * The crowd is going nuts as Polo exits the ring and drags Wellings out with him. He tosses him over the barricade and back into the crowd and they are going nuts. Polo goes into the crowd after Wellings and Polo hits him again with the chair. Wellings is trying to crawl away up the aisle as Polo is behind him with the chair. He takes it to his back once again and Wellings stiffens up and falls into the sea of people. Polo picks up Wellings and launches him into more people. The Polo Protection Agency is holding the mobbing fans back as their leader serves up more punishment. Wellings turns over and kicks Polo in the leg, jumps up and hits a DDT out of desperation. A cotton candy vendor walks by, Wellings takes his tray and waits for Polo to stand and smacks him across the head with it. Bags of cotton candy fly all over the place as the fans scramble for it. Wellings staggers up the aisle even more as Polo attempts to crawl after him and Wellings jumps down the steps and blasts Polo over the head with the tray once again, getting it stuck over Polo’s head. Polo is wobbling around and falls down the steps. * Irvin Fury – FANS, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!!!* The show introduction starts as the two continue to fight in the crowd and then they disappear to the back. * |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:15:30 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – Welcome back to Wednesday Night Warzone, y’all. We’ve already seen some great action tonight with Tommy Polo and Derek Wellings starting their unsanctioned fight which has gotten out of hand and has spilled out of the ring and into the building someplace, but I have a feeling the best is yet to come. Irvin Fury – Normally I’d disagree with you Jessica, just for the hell of it, but I can’t quite do it this time. Up next we are going to witness a Triple Threat Match, a match sanctioned by UWA Head Honchette, Alexia Valentine, after she announced the signing of the UWA’s latest superstar, the martial artist Red Solomon. Jessica Swift – Red will make his debut in this match, and I’m sure he’ll be fired up to win it, but The Grand Mystique is furious about his non-win against Cake Boy Mary in his last match and he needs a win just as much as the rookie. Earlier this week, The Grand Mystique shot a video about how he was feeling. * The camera cuts to a video of the interview the Grand Mystique gave earlier this week. * Jessica Swift – Strong words there from the Grand Mystique, a man clearly focused on the path to victory tonight. And how will that madman, The Maxx, factor into all of this drama tonight? Fury, any thoughts? Irvin Fury – I wonder if he uses that Hand of Prophecy to do more than just tell the future… Jessica Swift – Why do I even bother...? Oh good, here comes Allie Winters to start off the match. * The crowd gives a big cheer for the cute girl with the big voice and purple hair. * Allie Winters – Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the deepest, darkest cosmos, weighing in tonight at 277 pounds… THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the UltimaTron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. * Jessica Swift – The Grand Mystique, a man who swears by the mysterious forces of the universe, is no flake with his head in the sky. Under that bedazzling exterior is almost 280 pounds of pure power. The Grand Mystique is a force to be reckoned with, and despite his non-win at the last Warzone he has to be considered an early favorite in this match. Please he has a bone to pick based on comments he made about Daniel Spears and how he jumped over him to get shots at the UWA Champion, DJ Styles. Irvin Fury - Now there’s only one Cosmo I believe in, and he recently made a fool of himself in a club in New York. But I believe in Cosmo Kramer. I believe he’ll be back. As for the Grand Mystique, starlight and pixie dust don’t win you matches, but those power moves of his definitely will. So for one night only, I might be tempted into stargazing for a moment or two. *Raising voice* Yeah Grand Mystique!! Hubble for the win! The Tarot sayeth ye shall kick major ass tonight! Jessica Swift – *Despite herself, struggling to contain laughter* Fury, you are so full of it. Allie Winters – Coming to the ring, hailing from Camberwell, South London, and weighing in at 295 pounds, he is “The Undisputed King of the Outback”…………. Maximillion Mustafa………….THE MAXX!!!![/color] * An intimidating man strides to the ring disdaining the hopeful outstretched hands of a few children by the walkway. He slides into the ring, mounts a turnbuckle, throws back his long black hair and lets loose an unearthly howl that makes all who hear it, jump. * Jessica Swift – The King of the Outback is with us tonight, Fury. He claims to be inspired by pain and wants to inflict pain, as much of it as possible, on his unlucky opponents. Irvin Fury – That man scares the shit out of me, Jessie. Did you know that The Maxx once had a crocodile taming contest with Steve Irwin? Jessica Swift – Did he really? Irvin Fury – Well they went at it for a while, until The Maxx got bored and killed them with his bare hands. Then he started eating them. Jessica Swift – Mister Fury, it ain’t polite to lie to a lady. Irvin Fury – Who’s lying? Allie Winters – And finally, all the way from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation……. REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!! The referee for the match will be Shane Thomas. * The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to The Grand Mystique, The Maxx, and the referee. He then dances around the ring, keeping his eyes locked on The Grand Mystique. * Jessica Swift – The newest signing of the UWA, Red Solomon! The enigmatic martial artist met up with our backstage interviewer Willie Moleman earlier this week, and we learned quite a bit from him. Irvin Fury – Martial artist? Hah! That man’s nothing but a hippie who likes to hit people more than he does actually wrestling them. Living out in the wild can’t be too good for your health either. He’ll have a tough time tonight. * The bell rings and the match begins with a hot crowd and when Maxx approaches Red Solomon, he catches a roundhouse kick to the head from Solomon that puts Maxx on his ass. Solomon picks up Maxx, whips him to the ropes as Grand Mystique joins in and they hit a double flap jack to Maxx. GM turns to RS and starts chopping him. RS absorbs the chops and returns his own to GM, backing him into the ropes, sends him to the opposite side then hits a dropkick. GM sits up, holding his mouth and looking at RS. RS stands in a corner and bows to GM to make him upset. GM gets up and the two enter the center of the ring but Maxx gets up and hits RS to the back, sending him into GM. The two start to stomp on RS but GM nails Maxx with a forearm to the face, hits the ropes and hits a clothesline. He pulls Maxx up and launches him over the top rope. The Maxx lands on his feet and drags GM out of the ring and the two start exchanging punches. RS gets up, measures the two men, runs and does a springboard Moonsault onto both men outside of the ring. The crowd goes crazy. * Crowd – Jessica Swift – What a magnificent move by Red Solomon. It’s not the first time I’ve seen a move like that, but the height that he got on that Moonsault was simply stunning. Irvin Fury –Not as stunning as that nipple slipping out of your top right now. Jessica Swift – That’s for telling me. How long as it been out? Irvin Fury – Don’t worry, I’m on the only one to see it. * RS gets up and starts kicking both men while they’re down. He sits up GM and kicks him to the chest and he falls over, holding his chest. Maxx is on all fours, as RS does a heel kick where he raises his heel up, holds it with his hand then brings it down with force to the side of Maxx’s head. He picks up Maxx, rolls him into the ring and climbs the top rope. Maxx rolls over onto his back and RS bows to him as he stands up on the corner. * Jessica Swift – What’s he going to do? Irvin Fury – He’s not going to order Chinese takeout or to yodel. * As RS is about to dive off the top, GM grabs his ankle which causes RS to crotch himself. GM then hops up on the middle rope and hits a modified DDT from the top rope onto RS. RS’s feet are straight up in the air before he crumbles to the mat. GM then goes for the cover: 1………………..2……………..RS gets his shoulder up. GM can’t believe it and he has blood coming out of his mouth from a kick earlier in the match. GM picks up RS, leans him against the ropes and chops his chest. GM then chokes RS against the ropes, then sends him to the opposite side and he collides into Maxx who was trying to stand up. RS wobbles back out of the corner only for GM to kick him in the gut and hits a traditional piledriver. Maxx falls out of the corner and GM kicks him in the gut, grabs him by the back of his head and tights and launches him over the top rope, to the floor. GM goes to pin RS again, but he kicks out before the count. GM pulls RS to his feet and headbutts him, hits the ropes and goes for a Yakuza Kick, but RS dodges to the side, back kicks GM to the back of the knee to make him fall to a knee, then hits a roundhouse kick to the back of the head. GM falls flat on his face and RS stands over him and then goes for a Fujiwara Armbar. GM starts howling in pain and does not attempt to tap. * |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:15:57 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – That move is so painful. I remember being placed in that move by Bull Nakamino and it felt like my shoulder was on fire and being torn apart.
Irvin Fury – I never experienced that move, nor would I ever want to, but being torn apart from the inside, I can make you feel that way again.
Jessica Swift – If I didn’t like it when it happened to my shoulder, what makes you think I’ll like it if you attempt to rape me. Because that’s what it’ll be if you get close to me in that manner.
Irvin Fury – Hey, hey now. No need to say the R word. It’s all love baby, all love.
Jessica Swift – I hate you.
* GM is reaching for the ropes but Maxx is holding them back as he re-enters the ring. He stomps on RS, pulls him to his feet and swings with a punch, but RS ducks the blow, hits a spinning kick to the gut, locks both arms behind his back and repeatedly smashes his knees into the face of Maxx then hits a Butterfly suplex. GM is in the corner nursing his hurt shoulder as RS runs and hits a running knee to the face, holds onto his head and hits a bulldog. The crowd claps for the showmanship displayed in the ring. RS then goes after Maxx with swift kicks to the kidney’s and then a falling chop to the head. Maxx crawls over to a corner and RS climbs up and delivers the 10-punch combo to the head of Maxx then when he jumps down, he hits a big chop to the head. Maxx stumbles out of the corner as RS runs past him, and hits a springboard back elbow. Maxx stumbles around then RS hits a spinning heel kick, followed by crucifix cross armbar, completing the Teeth of the Dragon. Maxx is yelling in pain as his arm is being torn from the socket and he has his arm up as if he’s going to tap out but GM makes the save by dropping an elbow to RS. Maxx rolls around on the canvas in obvious pain as GM pulls RS to his feet, slaps him across the face, hits some shots to the gut, holds the back of his head with both hands and brings his knees up into his face, hits the ropes and takes him down with a big Yakuza Kick to the face. The crowd claps for the combination as GM leans against the ropes from being tired. *
Jessica Swift – Wonderful combination by The Grand Mystique. He really showed he still has wind him in even after some of the punishment he’s taken this match.
Irvin Fury – I didn’t know he had that kind of speed in him. Even for his size, that was interesting to see.
* GM pulls RS to the center of the ring and pulls Maxx to his feet and sets him up into a corner. GM slaps Maxx across the face and goes up with him. GM goes to hit a superplex, but Maxx blocks it and hits several shots to the gut then hits a couple headbutts. GM is wobbly, so Maxx grabs him by the head, stands up and jumps off, executing a modified sitdown facebuster onto Red Solomon with GM in tow. RS is rolling around on the mat in pain as Maxx stands up, disoriented and bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow to the face of RS and covers him for the pin out of instinct: 1………………..2…………..RS gets his shoulder up. GM is holding his gut as Maxx stands up and pulls him to his feet and hits a European uppercut that makes the bandage on GM’s eye shift. Maxx grabs it and tosses it out of his mask and repeatedly headbutts GM in the eye, body slams him and goes to the top rope. RS gets up and kicks Maxx’s leg out from under him and hits another roundhouse kick to the head. Maxx is dead weight on the top rope, so RS goes up after him and he hits his own superplex with Maxx onto GM. RS rolls to his feet and then hops up onto the top rope and hits Death From Above (shooting star press) onto the pile of both men. The crowd jump to their feet and cheer as Red Solomon stumbles to his feet, holding his stomach and stumbles around the ring. *
Crowd –
Irvin Fury – I must say……….that was impressive as hell.
Jessica Swift – Shades of Paul London and Billy Kidman, the shooting star press has made it’s presence known tonight. He calls that move, Death From Above.
Irvin Fury – HA!! And judging by how he’s keeled over in the ring, he may be suffering from death by internal bleeding. He just reverse flipped onto two men almost weight 300 pounds a piece. That’s just too much mass to be throwing yourself onto without any thought of what will happen to yourself. Insane…….wild.
Jessica Swift – This is the Ultimate Wrestling Association.
Irvin Fury – I know.
* RS is on one knee and he looks at his two fallen opponents then he goes over to cover GM: 1……………..2……….GM kicks out. The crowd groans, but then clap because they are enjoying the match. RS has a look of disappointment on his face as he rises to his feet and GM starts to rise as well. RS hits a punch to the jaw, stands GM up, goes to chop him over the head but GM catches the arm and turns it into a backslide pin: 1……………..2…………RS escapes. GM is slow moving as he slowly goes after RS, but catches a chop to the chest. GM returns a chop, RS returns a chop, GM returns a chop. *
Irvin Fury – The sweat is now flying fans. Call your local meat market, freshly chopped meat is on the way.
* The two continue to chop away at each other when Maxx gets up and hits a clothesline to both men. He starts to roar and he lifts RS up and drops him face first into the turnbuckle with Snake Eyes. Maxx hits the ropes and clotheslines RS out of the ring. Maxx turns around into a leg lariat from GM, hits the ropes, but RS pulls the ropes down, causing GM to flip out of the ring and hits the floor hard. RS then climbs the corner again and as Maxx is getting up, RS jumps off and executes the Red Revolution (Dragonrana) for the pin: 1……………..2………………..3!!!!! Red Solomon releases the pin and holds his arms up in joyous victory as the crowd stand and cheer. *
Jessica Swift – The Dragonrana, or as he calls it Red Revolution gets him his debut victory.
Irvin Fury – That was ssswwwweeeetttt.
Allie Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……………….RED SOLOMON!!!!
* As Red Solomon celebrates in the ring by bowing to the crowd. Grand Mystique looks mad as hell as he exits the ring. He goes under the ring and emerges with a crystal ball. As Solomon comes to his side of the ring to bow to the crowd, Grand Mystique shatters the crystal ball over Solomon’s head, busting him open. Grand Mystique is fired up, as he rolls back into the ring, picks up Solomon and crushes him with the Hand of Prophecy. Grand Mystique climbs on top of Solomon and proceeds to punch the open wound to make him bleed even more. *
Jessica Swift – What a poor sport. Red Solomon won that match fair and square and he’s got his tights in a bunch.
Irvin Fury – Now this is what I like, the attitude, the aggression of The Grand Mystique. I may actually say more good about him if he keeps this up.
* There is no security because they are out tending to the fight between Derek Wellings and Tommy Polo. Grand Mystique continues to pound on the open flesh of Red Solomon until he looks at his bloody fist and holds it up to the camera. *
Grand Mystique – Welcome to the Hand of Prophecy. You all will be punished.
Jessica Swift – What a sick man.
Irvin Fury – He’ll be going places.
* EMTs rush down to tend to the fallen Red Solomon. Grand Mystique pushes past them as they try to get to the ring. The crowd boos and tosses trash at Mystique as he continues up the ramp without looking back at the damage he’s caused. The EMTs are placing a clean towel over the head of Red Solomon as they help him to his feet and the crowd looks on. *
Jessica Swift – There you have it fans, with the victory, comes a defeat for the debuting Red Solomon.
Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique is mad that Red Solomon wanted to show that he could shatter his crystal ball with his head. So Mystique took his frustrations out on him. I don’t blame him. Do you know how much a crystal ball costs?
Jessica Swift – Don’t be such a jerk, Fury. Grand Mystique shattered that crystal ball over the head of Red Solomon because he’s a sore loser.
Irvin Fury – From the looks of things, Red Solomon is the only loser I see, him and The Maxx.
Jessica Swift – I hope Red Solomon is fine and he doesn’t miss any action. Now up next, the very----------fans, I just got word that the fight between Derek Wellings and Tommy Polo has spilled out into the concession area. Do we……? Yes, we have cameras in that area, let’s take you to the action.
Irvin Fury – I hate blood on my hot dog………………do you get it? Blood on my hot dog?
Jessica Swift – I get it you sick pervert.
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:16:42 GMT -5
* Wellings smacks Polo with a pillow sized bag of popcorn that explodes all over the place. Polo punches Wellings in the jaw and slams him into a pillar. Wellings stumbles around as Polo picks up a classic Commando arcade game and tosses it at Wellings, who moves out of the way before it hits him. The crowd is going crazy, as parents are holding their children away from the action so they won’t get hurt. Polo tackles Wellings over the counter top of a concession stand and they hit the floor, landing hard on the greasy floor. Polo stands up and starts throwing food onto Wellings, who gets up and tackles Polo against the salad section and then tries to shove Polo’s face down into the hot grease pit. *
Jessica Swift – Derek Wellings is trying to fry the face right off of Polo.
Irvin Fury – He’s trying to give him a good reason why to wear sunshades.
Jessica Swift – Question…….who do those shades stay on Polo’s face, even during a huge fight like this?
Irvin Fury – I have no idea.
* Polo returns with a series of elbows to the gut and fires back with punches to the jaw. Wellings then takes a fry basket and dumps the greasy, hot fries onto the back of Polo. Polo screams in pain and Wellings clotheslines him back over the countertop. Wellings jumps up on the counter but slips off from stepping in mayonnaise. Polo takes the cord from a vending machine and wraps it around Wellings’ throat and chokes him. Wellings hits a hard elbow to the ribs of Polo then hits an STO on the floor. Wellings then pins him: 1…………..2………..Polo gets a shoulder up. *
Irvin Fury – I’m surprised he’s still smart enough to make a pin attempt. With all the surroundings and chaos, I’m very much surprised.
* Wellings then takes the cord from around his throat and then wraps it around Polo’s throat. Polo struggles to stand up and then he gets to a knee and then swings himself around to where Wellings’ back smashes into the corner of the countertop and he releases in pain. Polo then reaches back and whacks Wellings with the Strong-Armed clothesline. Wellings lands on the countertop and Polo connects with a couple elbows. He then starts to grabs packets of ketchup, mustard, relish, salt, pepper, and rip them open all onto the face and body of Wellings. Wellings returns with a stiff shot to the face and Polo stumbles away. Wellings wipes the goo from his face and drags Polo around the building a little more. Wellings throws Polo into the Maintenance closet door a few times until it busts open. Inside, the janitor is watching German porn, with a horse defecating on a woman’s chest. *
Jessica Swift – Is everyone in the world mad?
Irvin Fury – I gotta find the name of the video that janitor was just watching.
* Polo tries to leave the closet, but Wellings slams the door on his hand repeatedly. Polo screams in pain as he bends over, then Wellings slams the door on his head. Wellings closes the door and he limps away. *
Irvin Fury – I hope he doesn’t think he’s won this thing.
Jessica Swift – That’s the wrong thing to do. I thought he was trained to never turn his back on the enemy until they are dead.
Irvin Fury – Goes to show that the military doesn’t recruit the brightest, because you have to be as dumb as a door knocker to even join the military.
Jessica Swift – Not true. Don’t talk bad about this countries armed forces.
Irvin Fury – Dumb I say……..dumb.
* Suddenly, the door reopens and Polo has a mop in hand and when Wellings turns around, Polo jams the mop into his face and forces him against a wall. Polo wiggles the dripping wet mop into his face, the scoops him up and body slams him into an information booth. Flyers and pamphlets are flying everywhere as Polo kisses his massive bicep and drops and elbow onto the chest of Wellings. As Wellings is holding himself, Polo is doing push ups next to him, to add insult to injury. Polo then goes for the pin: 1……………….2…………Wellings kicks out. Polo then pulls him up but Wellings grabs a piece of the broken booth and whacks Polo a few times in the ribs then headbutts him. Polo is stumbling away and Wellings charges him and spears Polo down a flight of stairs. Wellings went down with him and both men are exhausted and laying out in the staircase. *
Jessica Swift – Fans, we have to go to commercial. If there is a winner, even though in this fight, there won’t be any winners, we’ll show it to you when we return.
Irvin Fury – Stay here, stay her----------
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:17:20 GMT -5
* Warzone returns from commercial break as Polo and Derek Wellings have now gone into the boiler room of the Richmond Coliseum and continue to fight. Wellings breaks a 2x4 over Polo’s back, and he returns with a bag of Styrofoam peanuts to the head of Wellings that has no effect. Wellings is busted open and rakes the eyes of Polo. Polo leans against a big pipe and turns the wheel, until steam blows into the face of Wellings, who yells in pain and falls. Polo covers him for a pin: 1……………2…………Polo kicks out. Wellings is holding is face as Polo climbs a ladder and jumps off with an elbow that misses. Wellings musters up the vision to grab a pipe and bend it over Polo’s wide back. Wellings kicks Polo in the ribs as the battle continues. * Irvin Fury – You gotta love it. Jessica Swift – That’s all too insane. We gotta get to our next match, yall. Ally Winters – Our next match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, hailing from Castro Street in San Francisco, CA, and weighing in at 198 pounds, he is……………. CAKE BOY MARY!!!! * “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls starts playing as pink, purple, and white lights start to strobe around the stage, as glitter falls from the rafters, showering the entire crowd. Then Cake Boy Mary, dressed in his patented pink diamond encrusted feather robe walks out to the stage waving to the crowd. Men in different outfits such as business suits, road workers, fisherman, football players, police officers, rappers, and gymnasts rush from behind the curtain and surround him. He unfastens the robe belt and drops it to the ground, exposing his outrageous leather and studded short shorts and vest while holding a whip. He starts gyrating on stage ala Rick Rude and then starts giving hard pelvic thrusts as the men run circles around him, feeling up his body. The men circle him once more then head to the back with the last guy picking up his robe and gives Cake Boy Mary a long hard kiss in the mouth. Cake Boy smacks his ass then the guy prances away. Cake Boy makes his way down the ramp by skipping and does the Melina split to enter the ring. Cake Boy jumps up on the top rope and lays there, waiting for his next opponent. * Irvin Fury – I hate that guy. Alley Winters – And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his companion, Sherry, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, and weighing in at 250 pounds……………….. JASON VERVE!!!!! Your referee is Shane Thomas. * “Six by All That Remains” plays and Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. They sit in a corner together and wait for the bell to ring while staring at Cake Boy Mary. * Irvin Fury – I hope he inflicts more damage to this freak than he did to the old man on the last show. Jessica Swift – UWA and all of PWC would like to wish The Masked Grappler Get Well wishes, as he recovers from that vicious beating Jason Verve put on him at the last Warzone event. Doctor’s say his neck is healing fine and he should return to the ring after some due rest. Irvin Fury – What is he doing, taking an extended dirt nap? Verve should have finished the job the Grim Reaper started. Jessica Swift – You’re so inconsiderate and evil. I hope you remember that you’ll be old one day. Irvin Fury – Then put a bullet in my head if I can’t control my own pee. Jessica Swift – You can’t now, especially if Jake Titan comes looking for you. * Fury looks around frantically. * Irvin Fury – Where’s Titan, where? * The bell rings as Verve stands and Sherry exits the ring. Cake Boy Mary is thrusting his pelvis towards Verve and as Verve gets closer to him, Mary humps at him even faster. Verve gets into Mary’s face and Mary puckers up as to kiss Verve, but Verve smacks him across the face, knocking his glasses off. CBM holds his face in astonishment and then Verve hits him with a kneelift then slams his face into the turnbuckle. Verve punches CBM to the body, pulls him out of the corner and hits a suplex. Verve hops up and puts the boots to CBM. He pulls him to his feet, slaps him again, then squeezes his cheeks together and forces him into a corner. Then he slaps CBM again. * Irvin Fury – Looks like someone else can’t stand Cake Boy Mary. Jessica Swift – Jason Verve is playing mighty rough out there with Cake Boy, but the odd thing, he might actually like it rough. Irvin Fury – Do you……..like it rough? Jessica Swift – Only with a real man. So I guess you’re disqualified. * Verve takes CBM out of the corner and suplexes him again. He flips over with his forearm in his face and goes for the cover: 1……..CBM kicks out. Verve picks him up, whips him to the ropes and hits a clothesline. Verve places his heel on the face of CBM, stomps and twists. CBM is holding his face on the mat, while kicking uncontrollably. Verve gets down and starts choking CBM as the referee counts him: 1………………..2………………….3…………………..4………..Verve breaks the illegal choke, then he does it again: 1………………………….2……………………3…………………..4……………Verve breaks the choke and stares at the referee then he chokes CBM once more: 1……………………2………………..3………………..4…………….then the referee pulls the arms of Verve away from CBM. Verve gets up and stalks the referee around the ring before turning his attention back to CBM. CBM is trying to get up by leaning on the ropes, Verve clobbers him with a shot across the back, whips him to the opposite side then hits a beautiful spinebuster. He hooks the leg for a pin: 1………………2…………CBM kicks out. Verve goes to choke him again: 1………………2………………..3…………..the referee kicks Verve’s arms away and Verve gets up and grabs the referee by the shirt and backs him into a corner. * Jessica Swift – Hey, hey, leave him alone. He’s only doing his job. Irvin Fury – What kind of job are you referring to? Because it would seem the referee is looking out for Mary. I mean, what job are you talking about, a hand job or a blow j--------- Jessica Swift – SHUT UP!!!Irvin Fury – I’m saying, because Mary and the referee could be partners in this match. Jessica Swift – No one is partners. Just hush up. * Verve is scolding the referee then CBM sneakingly rolls Verve up with a schoolboy pin: 1…..2….3!!!! * Irvin Fury – WHAT!!!!? WHAT THE…………..? HOW!!!!!?Jessica Swift – laughing 1-2-3 is how. HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………………CAKE BOY MARY!!!!!Irvin Fury – THE REF COUNTED FAST……………YOU SAW THAT!!!!!!Jessica Swift – Sorry, but your bad breath had blinded me there for a moment, I didn’t see anything. * CBM is trying to get up as an irate Jason Verve looks at him and the referee. Sherry Martinez enters the ring and holds Shane Thomas’ arms back as Jason Verve kicks him in the gut and hits a Double Arm DDT. The crowd is booing as the eyes of Verve are bulging from his head. He picks the referee up and hits the Vampiric Embrace, knocking him out. The bell is ringing like crazy as CBM tries to escape the ring, but Sherry holds him back by the back of his tights as Verve pulls him into the ring, holds him by the throat and spits into his face. CBM falls back as Sherry kicks him in the stomach and starts beating him down with fists. CBM pushes Sherry away but Verve almost takes his head off with a clothesline, that makes his head snap back on the top rope and he falls hard into the center of the ring onto his face. * Jessica Swift – This is turning into a lynching. Someone has to stop this. Irvin Fury – Like who? PPA is out making sure Polo and Wellings don’t kill each other. There’s no one to save Mary from what he has coming to him. Even The Grand Mystique called this one. |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:19:43 GMT -5
* The bell continues to ring like crazy as Verve tells Sherry to hold CBM’s head up and when she does, Verve runs and punts him right across the face. Verve stomps a mudhole into the chest of CBM as he lays in a corner. He then rubs his boot into his face, takes off running then hits a running boot to the face, completing a facewash. CBM is bleeding from the mouth and nose, as the madman, Jason Verve, slowly pulls CBM up and hits a throat thrust, kicks him in the gut and hits the Vampiric Embrace on him as well. He starts choking CBM as UWA staff rushes down to the ring to help but Sherry Martinez takes out a lead pipe and threatens to hit anyone who enters the ring. * Jessica Swift – Someone has to stop this guy. He’s trying to kill Cake Boy Mary. Irvin Fury – Then he’s doing us all a favor. Jessica Swift – We need the police or some kind of security out here. This is borderline assault. * As each staff member try to enter the ring, Sherry would belt them with the lead pipe and threaten the others if they enter. Jason picks up hits another standing spinebuster onto CBM. Verve takes the bloodied face of CBM and pounds his fist into it in rapid fire motion. CBM rolls on the mat as if he’s dying then Verve kicks him in the ribs, takes the lead pipe from Sherry and whacks him across the back of the neck with it. He turns CBM over and starts choking him with the pipe as blood bubbles up from his mouth and nose. His violent kicks are getting weaker and weaker, as he tries to fight off the attack. Verve has a sick smile on his face as CBM is losing consciousness. Verve releases as UWA staff enter the ring and Verve belts one with the pipe, grabs another and tosses him over the top rope, hits another across the face with the pipe, hits another in the gut with it and Sherry eliminates him from the ring. The crowd is going crazy and booing this ultra-violent attack. * Jessica Swift – Fury, get in there and help Cake Boy Mary out. Irvin Fury – Nope. I don’t want that guy thinking he owes me any favors. Besides, I’m busy watching this all go down and calling the action. Jessica Swift – You’re such a bitch. I hate your stinking guts. You’re no man. Irvin Fury – I’m open to showing you how much of a man I can be. * Swift then gets up and tosses off her headset and heads towards the ring. Inside, Verve has locked on Nature’s Wrath (crippler crossface) with the lead pipe over CBM’s throat. They don’t notice Swift getting into the ring and the crowd is cheering for her. She enters the ring and grabs Sherry by her hair and flings her to the side. Jason releases CBM and gets up. He has a sick look on his face as he tends to Sherry and then they both look at Swift as if they’re going to attack her. Then they look up the ramp and see something that makes them exit the ring. * Irvin Fury – Now I know that Jessie didn’t scare off Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez just by looking at them. She’s not that tough………….. WHOA!!!! Who are those guys coming to the ring? * As Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez are backing away from the ring as two hulking sized guys in rubber outfits and masks make their way down to the ring. The roll into the ring and stand over the fallen, beaten, and bloodied Cake Boy Mary. One of them pick him up by his leg and slings him over his shoulder like a bag of laundry. The other makes sure Verve and Martinez don’t try to enter the ring. * Irvin Fury – That those guys be Cake Boy’s butt-buddies? They are huge; looks to be over 6’10” a piece. * Jason Verve looks on as the two men begin to carry Cake Boy Mary out of the ring and head towards him while he’s on the ramp. CBM is dropping blood all down the back of one of the huge masked men and trailing it up the aisle. The UWA staff are coming to and stagger up the ramp with the two men. Verve and Martinez head to the back as the crowd is booing the entire turn of events. Jessica Swift sits back down and puts her headset back on. Irvin puckers up as if he’s waiting for a kiss. * Irvin Fury – Miss me? Jessica Swift – You’re such a coward, Fury. If it wasn’t for me, who knows what those two would be doing to Cake Boy Mary. Irvin Fury – Hey, I don’t want any of that alternative lifestyle blood on me. It might make me change the way I live or even my sexual preference. Jessica Swift – I don’t know who those two large guys were, but they obviously know Cake Boy and they’ve taken him away. I hope they nurse him back to help because what happened to him was just vile and disgusting. Irvin Fury – Tell me about it. Bleeding that type of blood is vile and disgusting. Someone could get hurt messing around with Mary if he gets too close. Jessica Swift – At least he won the match, but the battle or even the war is just beginning. I hope Ms. Valentine suspends or fires Jason Verve for his actions. What he did had a motive behind it. It had nothing to do with him losing the match. He went overboard for a reason. Irvin Fury – I think I know that reason, but I’m going to keep it to myself. Jessica Swift – Well Grand Mystique, Jason Verve, and all you other discriminative bastards out there, I hope you’re happy. Irvin Fury – I know I am. Jessica Swift – Fans, we’ll return after this commercial break. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:20:52 GMT -5
* Warzone returns to an unsuspecting Irvin Fury who continues to run his mouth about certain happenings in UWA. * Irvin Fury – As I was saying, Jessie, Jake Titan is an uneducated oaf. He fell for that trick on the last show, when it was me the entire time. Did he actually think that it wasn’t me? Next time, I got a better trick for him; I’m going to have someone tell him that his kids got hit by a bus and they need him to-------ah? Shit, we’re on the air? Jessica Swift – Watch your mouth, Fury. Irvin Fury – If I could watch my mouth, I’d be a rich man. Did you all get what I said on the air? * The camera shakes up and down in a ‘yes’ motion. * Irvin Fury – Shit, I’m a dead man. Jessica Swift – You better hope Jake Titan didn’t hear what you just said. Irvin Fury – Even if he did, what’s he going to do? * Suddenly a voice comes over the PA system and then a image of Jake Titan appears on the Ultimate-Tron 9000. He saying something but the audio isn’t set yet, then it pops in while he’s speaking. * Jake Titan – …….this? This right here will cut your fucking heart out you piece of shit. Pretending to be other people ain’t cool white bread and I’ll make sure I’ll peel your hide when I do catch up to you. Jessica Swift – Is he talking about you? Irvin Fury – He can’t be. I didn’t do anything to him. Jessica Swift – Sure? Irvin Fury – Positive as his AIDS test. Jake Titan – That’s the type of shit I’m talking about, Fury. You don’t think I can’t hear you. Your every word, I can hear. Just like you said you’re going to tell me that my kids got hit by a bus……I heard that. And for bringing my family into it, I’m going to fuck you up. * Fury starts to get loud. * Irvin Fury – HEY!!!! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME?!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!!!Jake Titan – You were born you son-of-a-bitch. That’s what you did to me. This claw right here is going to tear your fucking guts out when I catch you. You better believe that shit when I tell you. Irvin Fury – I’ll have you arrested if you come near me. Jake Titan – Fuck the police. Ain’t nothing they can do to stop me from erasing your ass. You’re a punk and a coward, Fury, and when the time comes, you’ll know when to tell your momma to wear that black dress. Irvin Fury – Go to hell, Titan. You’re a piece of crap that does nothing to harass people. You have no worth, no value to PWC or UWA. Go back to the ghetto where you come from, you ignorant urban terrorist. Jake Titan – That’s OK, just like how you like to play games, I’ll play a game with you. Irvin Fury – You’ll do nothing but stalk me, harass me, steal, rob, smoke crack, and make illegitimate babies, just like you always do. Jake Titan – What are you saying, Fury? What? Irvin Fury – What I’m saying is…….. * Fury then stands up and takes off his headset. He then walks around to the front end of the commentators table, pulls down his pants and bends over. * Jessica Swift – Fury, what are you doing? * Fury grabs his headset and speaks into it. * Irvin Fury – Titan, this is what I want you to do. I want you to look at this perfect ass of mine and I want you to kiss it. KISS IT!!!!! KISS IT!!!! KISS IT!!!! You make me sick with your idol threats. Go away, you monkey. Jessica Swift – FURY!!!! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!!!Jake Titan – That’s alright, Fury. When I see you, I’m going to make sure you never breathe again. * Ultimate-Tron 9000 flashes off and everyone is looking like, “what the hell just happened”. Fury pulls his pants back up and sits back down next to Jessica. * Irvin Fury – Now that that business is taken care of, what’s next on the show? Jessica Swift – I can’t believe you just pulled your pants down and exposed your ass to everyone. Irvin Fury – That wasn’t for everyone. That was for Jake Titan, loser extraordinaire. I’m sick and tired of this guy threatening me for no reason. I’m going to stand up to him and he’s going to learn a lesson in respect, because if he comes near me, I’m going to have him arrested. Jessica Swift – Boy, I would like to know what you did to him to make him so upset at you. Irvin Fury – I didn’t do anything to him. He’s just an asshole who has too much time on his hands and decides to screw with me during my time of work. Jessica Swift – If you say so. Irvin Fury – What I say goes. I have no need to tell lies. Jessica Swift – I have a hard time believing that one myself. Fans, we’ll return to more UWA action right after these messages. UP NEXT:
"The True Star" Jimmy Star vs. "Asian Delight" Sayomi Oshiro |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:21:48 GMT -5
* When Warzone returns from break, Jimmy Star and Sayomi Oshiro have begun the action. * Jessica Swift – Welcome back UWA fans. As you can see, Jimmy Star and Sayomi Oshiro couldn’t wait to begin the match and we join it in progress. Irvin Fury – Progress is what this match is about. The winner gets a contract with the Ultimate Wrestling Association. Jessica Swift – Maverick Michaels is the referee. * Oshiro is going to the top rope and Star goes up after him by slapping his back and headbutting him in the rectum. Oshiro crotches himself on the corner and Star grabs him by the back of his head and hits the Rope Hung Neckbreaker. Star then waits for Oshiro to stand but he lays there, so Star goes to the corner and executes a Split Leg Moonsault for a pin: 1………..2…….... Oshiro kicks out again. Star pulls him up and body slams him. Star hits the ropes and hits a quick elbow, gets up and does it again. Star is hyped up and waits for Oshiro to stand. When he does, Star goes for a high roundhouse kick, but Oshiro ducks it and hits a throat thrust. Star stumbles away and Oshiro hits the ropes and hits a Mafia Kick. He chops Star across the back of the neck as he tries to stand and hits a European uppercut and ties Star’s arms up in the ropes. Oshiro stands in front of Star, bows, then proceeds to chop him with rapid-fire chops to the chest. Star’s chest turns beet red as he’s released from the ropes by the referee. Oshiro bows to all four sides of the ring. * Jessica Swift – These two are going at it extremely hard in their first match to gain a contract. Irvin Fury – I don’t blame them. One will stay, the other will be wasting his time because he lost and will have to look for work elsewhere. Maybe he could find work in a former liquid federation where the boss is the champion. Jessica Swift – You’re on that again, eh? Irvin Fury – Yep, because it’s totally disgusting. * Star is clutching his chest and the referee is checking on him. Oshiro nudges the referee out of the way and hits a falling headbutt to Star. He picks him up and throws him into a corner. Oshiro takes a few steps back and connects with a Handspring Elbow, then perches himself on the top rope and when Star turns around, Oshiro dives off hitting a diving shoulder block. He goes for the cover: 1………..2……...Star kicks out. Star rolls into a corner as Oshiro runs and kicks him in the chest and does the Face Wash. Star wobbles to his feet and Oshiro goes to hit a superkick, but Star catches the leg, turns Oshiro around and hits a side back suplex. Both men are down and Star is trying to pull himself up on the ropes. Oshiro is on the opposite side of the ring trying to pull himself up as well. When the two turn around, they run after each other and simultaneously punch each other, fall back onto the middle rope and hit a double clothesline. The crowd is roaring as both men are down and the referee is counting…….. * Jessica Swift – This excellent wrestling match is getting down to………the……..oh no, what’s he doing out here? Irvin Fury – Daniel Spears is making his way to the ring because he just feels it’s his time to shine. * Daniel Spears starts making his way down the aisle as the crowd stands to see what he’s going to do. He walks up the steps, enters the ring and climbs a turnbuckle. He starts to pose and looks out at the crowd as the two men vying for a contract start to make it to their feet. * Jessica Swift – What’s his purpose? Irvin Fury – His purpose is going to be made in a short few seconds. * Oshiro and Star get up and look at Spears interrupting their important match, look at each other and decide to attack him. Spears ducks the double clothesline and when Star and Oshiro turn around, Spears takes them both down with a single spear of his own. He picks up Oshiro, kicks him in the gut and hits the Pimp Drop. Jimmy Star gets up and Spears punches him to the side of the head then locks his leg over the back of his neck then hits The Snapper. The crowd boos the interruption as Spears motions for Alice Winters to hand him a microphone. She reluctantly gives it to him and he starts to rant. * Daniel Spears – Tonight, my destiny will be fulfilled. I will defeat the UWA Champion, DJ Styles in a series of matches that will define me as the greatest wrestler known to woman and man. There is no denying my destiny, as I am the King of the world…………..you all will BOW DOWN!!!!!* “The Enemy” by Godsmack begins to play and Spears leaves the ring. The crowd boos him as he walks up the aisle. He looks back at the damage he caused and he grins about it. * Jessica Swift – He did all that just to announce his already announced match? What a pompous ass…… Irvin Fury – He just wanted to remind everyone that he was in the building. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Jessica Swift – He just ruined Oshiro and Star’s chances at a contract. Irvin Fury – BAH!!!! They wouldn’t have lasted anyway. Jessica Swift – Fans, we’ll return after this short------what……….again? Fans, I’ve been told that Tommy Polo and Derek Wellings are now in the back alley of the Richmond Coliseum, still fighting. Irvin Fury – If this hasn’t been the longest fight in history, I don’t know what is. Do we have the cameras still following them? Jessica Swift – Do we? Yes. Take us there. |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:22:25 GMT -5
* Polo slams the face of Wellings into the side of a dumpster, then he forces Wellings to lick the side by rubbing his face up and down on the dirty trash container. Wellings elbows Polo to the ribs and then hurls to the side. Polo charges Wellings who bends over and Polo is back body dropped into the puddle of vomit. *
Jessica Swift – Gross.
* Polo rolls over and sweeps Wellings’ legs out from under him. He climbs on top to punch him but Wellings reverses the position and headbutts Polo repeatedly, busting him open. Wellings gets up and stumbles to the side where he finds a wooden pallet and then slams it down onto Polo’s back. Wellings then stumbles out of the alley and onto Broad St, the main street in downtown Richmond. As he wobbles around, bleeding, Polo tackles him from behind and they knock over a mailbox. Polo finds a rolled up newspaper and pops Wellings upside the head with it, but Wellings shakes it off and kicks Polo in the chest with a big boot. Polo falls down as Wellings picks up the mailbox and bongs Polo over the head with it. Polo is flat on his back and breathing wildly as Wellings collapses on top of him for a cover: 1…………..2………….Polo instinctively gets his shoulder up. *
Irvin Fury – This is too wild and I’m loving every second of it.
Jessica Swift – I wonder how Jim Mills is keeping up with this action. This has been all over the place.
Irvin Fury – That’s what makes this all so good.
* Wellings picks Polo’s head up and starts punching him until his fists are all bloody. Wellings gets up and tries to rip a street sign from the ground but Polo gets up and smashes a flower pot over his head. Wellings stumbles into the street, where cars have to swerve to miss the two battling brutes. Polo grabs Wellings from behind and hits him with a half-nelson Tazplex onto the concrete. He rolls Wellings over and makes the cover: 1……………..2…………Wellings kicks out. Polo rolls off of him in exhaustion. Polo then fights to his feet and drags Wellings over to someone’s car. He rolls him up onto the hood of the car and follows behind. He goes to pull Wellings up but Wellings retaliates with shots to the gut then uses his strength and might to hoist Polo up and over and connects with a gut wrench powerbomb onto the hood of the car. *
Jessica Swift – SWEET BLUE BERRY PIE!!!! A POWERBOMB ON TOP OF A CAR!!!! THAT’S HORRIBLE!!!!
Irvin Fury – Polo could have broken his back. Derek Wellings is a fiend; abandoning all of his military training to become………..a thug.
Jessica Swift – Oh hush up. You didn’t complain when Polo was injuring and maiming people back in JWA:EWA and all other others federations.
Irvin Fury – That’s different, those people deserved it, Polo doesn’t.
* The alarm starts going off as both men are laid out on the hood of the car. A crowd starts to gather around and they are chanting…….. *
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Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans.
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:23:15 GMT -5
* Inside the locker room of UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles, he looks at the monitor, and shakes his head at what’s going on outside of the building between Derek Wellings and Tommy Polo. * DJ Styles – Mush for brains. Those two have nothing to fight for, yet, they are trying to kill each other. I don’t know if they are trying to impress someone to get a shot at this belt, but it’s not going to get them anywhere. Besides, Polo can’t even wrestle anymore, according to his contract. What a waste of the show’s time. * There’s a knock at the door and before DJ can acknowledge, the doors opens up. DJ turns around to see who it is and he looks agitated. Voice – Why aren’t you getting ready for your match? Do you know you’re up next? DJ Styles – Oh, it’s you. Alexia Valentine – Oh, don’t act surprised to see me. I’m only your boss. * Styles stands up and places the UWA title over his shoulder. * DJ Styles – Alexia, you need to stop throwing your weight around. I know, we all know you’re the boss. Thank you for making UWA the way it is today. But if you continue to harass me, even though I’m your champion, I could just walk out of here and go to some other federation if you don’t show me respect. I’m not asking, I’m telling you. Alexia Valentine – Oh hush up. You’re not going anywhere. Where else can you go without getting run into the ground and burned out? Anywhere else you go, you’ll be slaved to the point you won’t want to do this anymore. At least here, you can have time off before the next event and even explore other options in-between events. That’s the least I can do for you and everyone else. You wouldn’t want to run the risk of changing your already easy schedule. DJ Styles – It’s not about the schedule Alexia, it’s about respect and that’s something you lack when it comes to your power tripping. Alexia Valentine – Fine then, be an ungrateful brat. I could just strip you of the title right now, but that would be robbing the fans of a match; a match that even my money is on for Daniel Spears to beat you. * Alexia starts to inch closer to DJ and she rubs her index finger on the belt in a sensual manner. * Alexia Valentine – I suggest you get as close to this title within the next few minutes as you can because when that bell rings, Daniel Spears and possibly with the help of someone that you don’t like, will help divorce that title from you. * DJ leans down and looks as if he’s going to kiss Alexia. * DJ Styles – You know something Ms. Valentine, as enticing as it may be to hold onto this title with all my might, it will be my pleasure to……………..screw you over instead and make your life just as miserable by retaining it. * The face of Alexia turns to a frown and she starts yelling. * Alexia Valentine – GET OUT AND GET READY FOR YOUR MATCH!!!! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU LOSE TONIGHT!!!! DANIEL SPEARS IS THE CHOSEN ONE TO CARRY UWA TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!! I WILL SEE TO IT THAT HE DEFEATS YOU TONIGHT!!!!* DJ starts gathering his stuff and placing them in a gym bag. He makes his way out of the door and looks back at Alexia and winks. * DJ Styles – Have it your way, but you’re not going to get what you want……..at least not by the hands of Daniel Spears. I will retain tonight just to spite you. Alexia Valentine - GET OUT!!!!! Change in the janitor’s closet, I think he needs company anyway. * DJ leaves and Alexia is standing in place with her arms folded like a spoiled child. She looks over and sees the live footage of Tommy Polo and Derek Wellings fighting in the street. * Alexia Valentine – Come on Derek, beat him down for me. |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:24:21 GMT -5
* Wellings throws Polo into a pile of trash cans then drags him over to a store front window that’s guarded by a metal pull down shield. Wellings sets Polo’s head on the shield, takes a few steps back then kicks him to the head. Polo crumbles as Wellings makes the pin: 1………….2…………Polo rolls over a bit. The crowd is going nuts as Wellings is tired to continue on. He musters the strength to pull Polo up and hoists him up onto his shoulder like a missile then sends him face first into the ‘STOP’ sign on the corner. The sign is twisting around and spinning like crazy as Polo is twitching on the ground. *
Jessica Swift – This has to stop. There is no sense in continuing on. They aren’t in this for anything of value. They just want to destroy each other. Stop this madness.
Irvin Fury – We must have a winner. Let them fight. Derek Wellings wanted this for over a year now, and all that pent up frustration and anxiousness to face each other has just boiled over into the streets of Richmond and it’s for all to see.
Jessica Swift – At least save some for later.
* Wellings pulls Polo up but catches a low blow for his efforts. Wellings stumbles away as Polo picks up a bicycle, throws and hits Wellings in the back with it. Wellings stumbles into an alley as Polo follows him and drags him up the fire escape. Polo grabs a 2x4 on his way up and whacks Wellings with it a couple times across the back then starts climbing the fire escape after Wellings. *
Irvin Fury – This is going to get interesting.
* Polo clips Wellings on the fire escape and grabs him by his throat. He looks over the side and sees a dumpster down below. He looks out to the crowd through his blood stained face, lifts Derek Wellings up and chokeslams him from the 3rd level of the fire escape, down into the dumpster. The crowd roars as Derek Wellings’ body flies into the garbage and in a big poof, trash bags and loose garbage fly out. *
Crowd –
Jessica Swift – GOOD LORD!!!!!
Irvin Fury – YES!!!! YES!!!!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE SEEN SO FAR IN UWA!!!!! AND IT’S BY SOMEONE NOT ON THE ACTIVE ROSTER!!!!
Jessica Swift – Better than showing your naked ass?
Irvin Fury – Nah, showing my ass made the night, this was a close second.
Crowd –
* The crowd continues to chant as Polo sits down on the fire escape, exhausted and loosing blood. He gets up and limps his way down the steps and walks over to the dumpster. Jim “Old School” Mills tries to stop Polo from doing any further damage, but he gets pushed out of the way as Polo tries to find something to stand on to see inside of the dumpster. Members of the PPA are searching for a stool or crate for him to stand on. Suddenly, flashing lights and sirens are heard as the Richmond Police Department has arrived and has surveyed the scene. *
Irvin Fury – This doesn’t look good.
Police Officers – STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!!! DON’T MOVE!!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM…………NOW!!!!!!
* Polo turns around, puts his hands up and drops to his knees to surrender. Officers rush him, place his hands behind his head and cuff him. They stand him up and haul him off to the back of the squad car. *
Irvin Fury – What did he do?
Jessica Swift – Someone must have called the police because they were disturbing the peace. That fight got way out of hand.
* Tracie comes running out and she’s crying. Polo begins to bash his head against the window of the squad car and yelling…… *
Tracie Bottoms – TOMMY!!!!! TOMMY!!!!! NO!!!!!
* A female officer takes Tracie away as the squad car pulls off. PPA and members of the Richmond Police Department unhook the side of the dumpster and the body of Derek Wellings amongst the trash and other rubbish spill out to the ground. Rats, mice, and other creatures scurry to hide as Wellings is unconscious. The police radio in medical assistance as an ambulance is heard in the distant background. Jim Mills and others gather around to tend to Wellings, as Michelle Wellings comes out, with a bandage on her head. She sees Derek in his current state and starts screaming at the site of Derek, she thinks he’s dead. *
Jessica Swift – This is horrible. A horrible, horrible thing. Alexia Valentine, you are responsible for allowing this to happen.
Irvin Fury – No she isn’t. They signed a waiver to not place any blame on her in case they got hurt. So what happened to Wellings is his own fault. He’s been snapping at Polo’s heels for almost a year and this is what happens when you mess around with The Menace.
* Jim Mills is holding Michelle as she screams and cries uncontrollably. The ambulance arrives and the medics rush out with a stretcher and stabilizing board. They go through the process of loading Derek Wellings onto the stabilizing board and tend to him as UWA goes to commercial break. *
Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans. We don’t have to show you this…………
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:25:35 GMT -5
* When Warzone returns, a clip is shown of Tommy Polo chokeslamming Derek Wellings from the 3rd level of a fire escape. * * The footage stops and goes to Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury. * Jessica Swift – Fans, if you’re just tuning in, shame on you. Tonight has been one of the wildest nights in the short history of Ultimate Wrestling Association. We’ve seen a fight break out that just ended in the arrest of our Head of Security, Tommy Polo; Derek Wellings is on his way to the hospital; new comer, Red Solomon won a spectacular Triple Threat match, and tons more. Irvin Fury – Don’t forget the brutal beating of Cake Boy Mary at the hands of Jason Verve. That was one of the major highlights of the evening. Jessica Swift – I bet you did like that. Irvin Fury – I wouldn’t have mentioned it if I didn’t. Jessica Swift – And we saw Alexia Valentine tell UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles, that she’s betting against him to lose the title tonight against Daniel Spears. Irvin Fury – That was a cold blooded thing to do, but I guess she knows a lot more about this title match than we do. Jessica Swift – This is no ordinary title match. It’s a 2 out of 3 falls, singles, Falls Count Anywhere, and Last Man Standing match. Ms. Valentine really upped the bar for this show. Irvin Fury – Yeah she did. She is really trying to attract the talent so she can have more people to screw. And if she likes screwing, I hope I can be one of them. Jessica Swift – I don’t think you’ll want to be on her bad side. Irvin Fury – I don’t think she has a bad side. Jessica Swift – Fans, lets get to the main event. Allie Winters – Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a 2 out of 3 falls contest for the UWA Heavyweight Championship. The first fall will be a standard singles contest where pinfall, submission, disqualifications, and count outs are the way to win the first fall; the second fall will be a Falls Count Anywhere contest where the action may spill out into the crowd and the two opponents are eligible to gain a victory, anywhere on the planet; and the third fall will be a Last Man Standing match where the winner is declared once their opponent can not answer the referee’s 10-count. Now, introducing first, the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Belle Fille, weighing in at 243 pounds, and hailing from New York City, New York……………………… ”The King of the World”…………DANIEL SPEARS!!!!!!* "The Enemy" by Godsmack blairs over the soundsystem and Belle Fille steps out from the back. She waves to the fans, who hoot and hollar. Then Spears steps out and pulls Belle close. The two kiss and then stare into the crowd. Spears takes off his fur coat and hands it to Belle before heading down the ramp. Spears hops onto the apron and parts the ropes before entering the ring. He heads to the middle rope to yell at the fans and then strikes a pose. * Jessica Swift – He’s a cocky someone. Irvin Fury – He’s determined to become the UWA Champion. He’s be a very charismatic champion once he defeats DJ Styles. Jessica Swift – There’s no guarantee he’ll win. Irvin Fury – If Ms. Valentine says he’ll win, he’ll win. Allie Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Martin, Georgia, and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the current UWA Heavyweight Champion………….he is “AWESOME” DJ STYLES!!!!!!!* “Learning to Fly” by Pink Floyd plays and the Champion, DJ Styles runs out to the entrance and spreads eagle in front of the crowd to a great response. He stiffens his hands to a fist and beats on his chest on his way to the ring looking at the fans touching hands with any fans he can. He climbs up the apron and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the top rope and takes off his jacket leaving it on the turnbuckle. He hops down while unstrapping the belt and holds it up into the air for all, including Daniel Spears to see. Spears snatches the belt from Styles and holds it up for everyone and they all boo. * Jessica Swift – Well the fans just let Daniel Spears know that they wouldn’t like him as champion. Irvin Fury – It doesn’t matter what the crowd thinks, it’s about Ms. Valentine and her vision. * Referee Sarah O’Doyle takes the belt from Spears then holds it up in the center of the ring over her head, hands the belt to the ringside attendant and then calls for the bell. * Jessica Swift – This will be the standard one-on-one encounter. Irvin Fury – I’m calling it the feeling out period. The part of the match where you soften your opponent. Jessica Swift – I bet you know all about being soft. Irvin Fury – Rub the genie’s lamp and you’ll see how soft I can really be. * The bell rings and Styles is measuring Spears with his hands and breaks it apart. Spears walks around the ring and tests the ropes. He hops around and then the two lock up. Spears arm drags Styles to the other side of the ring and Spears looks out at the crowd and points to himself. Styles kicks the ropes and then the two measure each other up again and lock up, but Styles hits a kneelift to the gut and turns it into a sit-down powerbomb and O’Doyle makes the count: 1……………2………….Spears escapes. Styles picks up Spears and whips him to the ropes, but Spears does a somersault over the back of Styles and kicks his legs out from under him. Spears goes for the pin but Styles kicks out and the two face off. The crowd claps for the exchange and Spears begins to clap as well. Styles is getting upset with Spears’ ways and pokes him in the eye. Styles grabs Spears and bashes his head into the turnbuckle. Styles then hits multiple shoulder blocks to the gut and hip tosses Spears out of the corner, but Spears, in mid air, flips through the hip toss and lands on his feet and hits a superkick, flooring Styles. Spears does a standing Moonsault to Styles for a pin: 1……………2………Styles kicks out and Spears pulls Styles to his feet and throws him into the corner, but Styles flips in the corner and is sitting on the top turnbuckle, with his back towards Spears. Spears then grabs Styles by his head and drops straight down with a neckbreaker. He goes for the pin again: 1…………………2………….Styles gets his shoulder up. * Jessica Swift – Seems as if Daniel Spears has come into this match with a gameplan. Irvin Fury – Smart move. He’s matching the style of Styles and even beating him out in the speed department. Jessica Swift – Yeah, that’s something I didn’t expect to see. * Spears pulls Styles up and chops him. He whips him to the ropes and ducks, but Styles stops short, grabs Spears by his hair and pulls his head back across his bent knee. The crowd groans at the move and Styles goes for the pin: 1………………..2…………Spears escapes. Styles drags him up and body slams him. Styles hits the ropes and drops an elbow to the chest of Spears. Styles then goes to the middle rope and goes to hit a forearm but Spears rolls out of the way and out of the ring. He continues to hold the back of his head and Styles goes out after him. Styles grabs Spears by his head and slams it into the barricade. He marches him around the ring and launches him into the ring steps. Styles picks him up and rolls him into the ring. Styles executes a headlock takedown and holds it to make Spears suffer a little. The crowd is getting behind Styles……. * Crowd – Jessica Swift – Listen to this crowd. The UWA Champion is trying to slow down the assault of Daniel Spears by keeping him grounded. I don’t know if that’ll work in his favor. 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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:26:08 GMT -5
* Spears has his arm raised and is showing that he’s going to fight the move. He is shaking his fist in the air and is trying to get to his feet. Styles looks around in amazement, as Spears is fighting back. Styles then grabs Spears by his hair and pulls him back on the mat, hits the ropes as Spears kips up and hip tosses Styles. Styles pops up and Spears hits a dropkick, then Styles flies out of the ring. Spears shakes off the headlock and dives over the top, hitting a cross body press and the two fall against the barricade. Spears hits a series of punches then he enters the ring. Styles is slow to get up and as he rises, Spears climbs the top and jumps off, but Styles counters with a dropkick. The crowd ‘ahhhs’ at the move as Spears is flattened on the floor. Styles picks up Spears and rolls him back into the ring. Styles gloats a little on the apron then he enters the ring and drops a knee across the head of Spears. Styles picks him up, presses him against the ropes, whips him, and hits a knee to the gut that causes Spears to do a flip. Styles raises his arms into the sky and drops a leg across the head of Spears. He goes for the pin: 1………………….2………….Spears gets a shoulder up. Styles picks Spears up and locks both his arms behind his back and goes for a double arm DDT but Spears powers through the move and flips Styles over into a bridging pin: 1……….2…..Styles releases Spears and rolls out of the way. As Spears rises, Styles kicks him in the face. *
Irvin Fury – That’ll make you go see Isaac Yankem in the morning.
Jessica Swift – Quick kick to the jaw that sent Daniel Spears to the mat. The Champion is stepping up his aggressiveness this match.
Irvin Fury – He’s going to have to be aggressive to match what Daniel Spears has to offer this match. Plus, wearing his down early will only benefit him for the later stages of the contest. But as Ms. Valentine said, Daniel Spears is the one that’s going to win.
Jessica Swift – Her attitude lately is disturbing. I wonder what she’s got up her sleeve.
Irvin Fury – I know what’s down her blouse…………..and they’re huge.
* Styles is taking his time pulling Spears to his feet and Spears looks very weary. Styles whips him to the ropes, kicks Spears in the gut, flips him up and hits a spinning powerbomb. Styles gets up and rushes over to the corner and taunts to the crowd. They cheer him as he smiles and goes to cover Spears: 1……………..2…………Spears escapes again. The champion looks to be getting frustrated now, so he puts the boots to Spears and drags him to the center of the ring and goes to the top rope. Styles measures Spears with his hands as if he’s making a movie of him, taunting Spears, then goes for the Bombed in Style and connects. The crowd thought Spears was going to move. Styles pins him: 1……………………2……………….Styles pulls Spears’s head up. *
Jessica Swift – Unseen. DJ Styles is acting cocky himself this match. He may have had Daniel Spears beat and he just let him up.
Irvin Fury – I guess he’s showing Spears a lesson in showing off and being an ass. If he had the man beat, then beat him. Don’t try to show him up and act as he acts. That’s not his nature and he’ll lose this match because he’s not being himself.
* Styles is smiling as he pulls Spears to his feet and begins to lock Spears’s head into position for Style of Fame, but Spears pushes Styles into O’Doyle and knocks her out. Styles wobbles backward and Spears hits a bulldog. Spears climbs the top rope and hits a super Reppin’ NYC for the pin but O’Doyle is knocked out. Spears looks over and then tries to revive the referee, Styles gets to his feet and hits Spears in the back a few times with a forearm, turns him over and hits a series of suplexes then finishes with Clashing Styles. *
Irvin Fury – It would seem that DJ Styles has benefited for changing his style of wrestling to keep up with Daniel Spears.
Jessica Swift – It would seem. He’s on top of Spears but the referee is out cold and can’t make any sort of count.
Irvin Fury – I like to be on top.
Jessica Swift – Keep dreaming.
* Styles pulls O’Doyle up and smacks her around a little bit. O’Doyle is shaking off the cob webs as Styles pulls Spears to his feet and hits a Style of Fame. As Spears is laid out on his back, Styles runs up the corner and hits a moonsault onto Spears and hooks the leg for the pin: 1……………………………2……………………..3!!!!!!!! The bell rings as Styles stands up slowly and arrogantly put his arms up in the air. He smiles as he steps over Spears and walks around the ring in triumphant fashion. *
Allie Winters – THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL……………….DJ STYLES!!!!!!!!!!! The second fall will start after a 30 second break.
Jessica Swift – An out of character DJ Styles has won the first fall against his opponent Daniel Spears.
Irvin Fury – I’m amazed that Styles has taken this match so serious, he almost doesn’t seem to be himself. He’s almost taken on another persona. He’s more cocky, more arrogant. If he keeps this attitude up, I just might place him on my Christmas list.
Jessica Swift – I don’t think you are the type to give out gifts for Christmas, you look like the type to expect to receive more than give.
Irvin Fury – Oh, I love to give Jessie, you just don’t know it yet. What’s your address so I can personally deliver my package?
Jessica Swift - Go to Hell, Fury.
* As the time is ticking down, DJ Styles is waiting over the body of Daniel Spears. Spears then pulls himself up on the ropes and Styles dumps him over the top to the floor. Styles exits the ring after him right as the bell rings to start the second part of the match. Styles hits him across the back with a forearm and attempts to ram his head into the ring steps, but Spears blocks it and comes back with an elbow to the gut and slams Styles’ head into the ring post. Spears then measures Styles and hits a swinging neck breaker on the floor. He goes for the cover: 1……………………2…………………Styles gets his shoulder up. Spears then pulls Styles to his feet and drags him around the ring. He leans him against the barricade then he clotheslines Styles over the top, into the crowd. When Styles gets up, Spears punches him in the jaw and then does a springboard clothesline to Styles, knocking over a couple rows of the crowd. *
Jessica Swift – We don’t need this again. It’s been like this all night long. Almost every match has ended up in the crowd.
Irvin Fury – Yeah, takes me back to my JWA:EWA days and this portion of the match is Falls Count Anywhere. Boy, those where the days. And speaking of all night long…………….
Jessica Swift – Don’t even think about it.
* Spears drags Styles by his hair through the crowd and through a curtain at one of the portals. He ends up backstage where Willie Moleman is conducting an interview with The Three Stooges (Lizard, TinMan, and Spirit). Spears throws Styles into the background and topples it. Lizard catches a boot to the gut and is launched out of sight into a vending machine. TinMan retaliates with a trash can but Spears dropkicks it into his face. TinMan doesn’t drop so Spears picks up the trash can and bashes it over his head and he falls. He tries to crawl away and Spears bashes him over his back several times until he falls down a flight of steps. Spirit looks to be making moves on DJ Styles but a trash can comes crushing over his head. Daniel Spears comes into the scene laughing at Styles and Spirit, as Styles tries to get up. Spears bashes Styles over the head a few times with the trash can then kicks him in the ribs. Spirit lays on the ground and he starts to fade away. *
Jessica Swift – This is total mayhem. I haven’t seen anything like this in ages. Not since the original ECW have I seen such anarchy.
Irvin Fury – That’s because the Polo Protection Agency is out trying to bail out Tommy Polo for chokeslamming Derek Wellings 3 flights off a fire escape into a dumpster.
Jessica Swift – And we’ll try to get a report on his condition. That was just horrible.
Irvin Fury – And speaking of horrible, that beating Jason Verve put on Cake Boy Mary was just wonderful.
Jessica Swift – UWA is falling apart and Ms. Valentine is condoning it.
Irvin Fury – Gets ratings.
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:26:56 GMT -5
* Spears picks up Styles and throws him through the gated setup of the interview area. Spears kicks Styles in the butt a few times then hits 3 German Suplexes in a row on the floor. He goes for the pin as Sarah O’Doyle comes out of no where to make the count: 1………………..2……………..Styles kicks out. Spears picks him up and throws him into a fork lift. Spears charges but misses a jumping knee and then Styles grabs him by the back of his head and throws him into a wall. Styles rolls up Spears for a pin: 1………………2………….Spears kicks out and Styles pulls Spears to his feet and body slams him. Styles jumps up on a table and swings from the fork lift. Spears gets up and Styles wraps his legs around Spears’s neck and then hits a hurricanrana, sending Spears into a lot of barrels. Styles picks up a barrel and then slams it over the body of Spears as he wobbles around, then Styles stuffs Spears down into the barrel and rolls him around the backstage area. Other UWA superstars and members of staff and media all dodge the melee as Styles is rolling the barrel down the hallway. * Jessica Swift – HAHAHAAA!!!! Pure comedy. I haven’t seen that before in wrestling. Irvin Fury – It’s embarrassing. How do you stuff a man into a barrel and roll him around like a grocery cart? That’s not funny or fair to Daniel Spears. * Styles rolls Spears down a small ramp and the barrel slams into a wall. Styles pulls the barrel off of Spears then kicks him in the ribs a few times. He pulls him to his feet and Spears is wobbling around then falls on his face. Styles turns him around and makes the pin: 1…………2…………Spears kicks out. Styles picks up Spears and throws him over a safety gate and into what looks like hay. Styles follows but Spears throws the hay into his face and then kicks him in the balls. Spears executes a jawbreaker then places his head between his legs, turns him upside down and then hits a piledriver on the hard summer dirt. Spears picks Styles up once more, places his head between his legs, turns him upside down and then executes another piledriver. He goes for the pin: 1…………….2…………Styles gets his shoulder up as Spears chokes him then stomps him. Spears searches around and finds a bull rope. He wraps it around the throat of Styles and drags him around the ground. Styles holds tightly as he’s being dragged then Spears tries to tie him up but Styles rolls him up into a small package: 1………………..2…………Spears escapes and Styles pulls the rope towards himself then hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Spears. * Irvin Fury – We’re going to the rodeo folks. Should feel like home to you, eh, Jessie? Jessica Swift – The barn does remind me of home, but I ain’t never seen a man get dragged around like that unless he owed my daddy some money. Irvin Fury – Your dad seems cool. Jessica Swift – Yep, an All American Cowboy, he is. * Styles takes the bull rope from around his neck and throws it to the side. He picks up Spears and whips him into the stable then the sound of banging and horses snorting can be heard. Spears stumbles from the stable then Styles hits a clothesline. Styles climbs up on a stable door and then dives off hitting a springboard leg drop. He goes for the pin: 1……..2…………….Spears kicks out. Styles picks him up and rams his head into the stable door. Styles grabs him by his head and hits a neckbreaker drop. The horses and bulls are going wild in their stalls as the commotion is making them rowdy. Styles climbs up on a stall but Spears grabs a bale of hay and tosses it up at Styles, causing him to lose his balance. Spears runs and dropkicks Styles into the stall with a bull and it goes wild and charges after him. He dives out of the way and the bull smashes into the door and it swings open, hitting Spears and he flies back into a mound of hay. The bull is running wild, bucking and snorting. Styles finds a bull rope and begins to spin it around in the air as if he’s going to lasso the bull. The bull stops and sees Styles then charges him but Styles dodges the charge and lasso’s the bull by the horns. The bulls’ power drags Styles around the stable and then smacks him into a pole. Styles is laying on the ground as Spears gets up with a shovel in hand and approaches Styles. The bull bucks and snorts then charges Spears and almost gores him but attaches him to his head. * Jessica Swift – This is more than any of us bargained for. A bull has gotten involved in this match. Irvin Fury – This is one spectacle to see. Fans, tomorrow, when you go to work or summer camp, whatever, tell your friends about UWA, this is where the action is. Jessica Swift – I can not disagree with you there. This is nuts……. Irvin Fury – No, I have nuts……. * The bull is bouncing Spears up into the air then throws him so high he flies and hits the ground and lands in horse crap. The bull bucks around even more and goes back into its stall. Spears gets up with horse crap on his face and wipes it out of his eyes. He is thoroughly disgusted as he looks around for the shovel. Styles is still trying to get up and stumbles to his feet. Spears grabs the shovel and swings on Styles, who ducks the weapon, kicks Spears in the gut and delivers a Clashing Styles into a pile of horse crap for the pin: 1…………….2………….Spears gets his shoulder up to escape. Styles pulls Spears to his feet, but Spears uses the shovel handle to hit Styles in the gut then whacks him to the back of the head with the shovel. * Irvin Fury – Totally gross. Now these guys are rolling around in horse shit. Jessica Swift – Reminds me of my brother and cousins playing as kids. * Spears picks up Styles drags him over to a pile of bull shit and delivers The Sexplex into the pile of crap. He hooks the leg for the pin: 1………………….2……………..3!!!!!!!!!! The bell rings inside the arena. * Allie Winters – THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL…………..DANIEL SPEARS!!!!! The third and final fall will start after a 30 second break. Irvin Fury – Boy, these guys are going to need to peel their skin off when they’re done. They have all flavors of shit all over them. Jessica Swift – Watch your language Fury. But yes, both men will need a mineral water bath after this to cleanse their skin. I have never seen two men fight in an unkempt stable before. This is just insane. Irvin Fury – That’s what separates us from the competition. You don’t get title matches that go into neighboring barns and stables in other federations. Daniel Spears and DJ Styles is showing why UWA is so special. Jessica Swift – Winner take all with this last fall. * Daniel Spears hops on a golf cart and starts to drive back towards the building. Sarah O’Doyle helps DJ Styles to his feet and helps him back towards the building. After a few moments, Spears jumps off the golf cart and attacks Styles by pushing O’Doyle out of the way and kicking at Styles’ legs. Styles stumbles back a bit, and now Spears kicks Styles in the back of the thigh. Styles backs up, and then comes back at him with a kick to the back of the thigh. Styles pounces on him and begins throwing punches. Daniel Spears takes some hard lefts and rights, before throwing Styles off him, and rolling away. Daniel Spears gets back to his feet, and Styles comes at him again, but this time Daniel Spears catches him with a leg sweep. Spears hits a sitdown leg drop to Styles, and Daniel Spears then finds the bull rope from earlier and ties it around the throat of Styles and ties the rope to the golf cart, hops back on it and then drags him back into the building by his throat. * Jessica Swift – He’s dragging him by his throat. Irvin Fury – This is comedy. Pure comedy. I love every bit of it. * Spears picks up speed as he turns corners and slams Styles into a pile of boxes and metal poles. Styles has rope burn around his throat as he’s gasping for air. Saran O’Doyle runs down the hallway and makes the count on the champion………….. * * Styles starts to get to a knee then Spears punches the gas on the golf cart and it snaps the head of Styles and drags him again. * Jessica Swift – God that was terrible. He could have decapitated the champion doing that. Irvin Fury – Then he would have been doing us all a favor. * Spears drives Styles all the way around the building and then through the curtain to return to the ring. The crowd goes nuts as Spears drags Styles all the way down the ramp and to ringside. The face of DJ Styles is blue and Daniel Spears hops off the golf cart and starts slapping Styles in the face and then unties the bull rope from around his neck. Spears lifts Styles limp body up and rolls him back into the ring and tells the referee to make the count…….. * * Styles starts to pull himself up on the ropes and Spears grabs a chair from a fan and smashes it into the face of Styles. Styles hits the mat and is laid out as Spears goes to the top rope and comes off the top with the chair down into the throat of Styles. Styles is floundering around the ring as Spears paces around the ring. * |
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Post by Alexia Valentine on Nov 8, 2008 10:27:55 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – This is crazy. First he tries to hang him by dragging him from the neighboring barn, then he tries to drive a chair into his throat. When is this going to stop? Irvin Fury – I hope never. I’m enjoying this. If DJ Styles is going to prove he’s championship material, then he’s going to have win this last fall. His title reign has been suspect so far. Jessica Swift – Explain…. Irvin Fury – No need. The beating he’s taking shows us all why he’s not worthy of the title and why Ms. Valentine wants it off of him. * The referee continues her count………… * * Styles has blood coming from his mouth and is struggling to get up. His eyes are red from the blood vessels bursting in the eye ball and is face is long. Spears comes up behind Styles, hits him in the gut with the chair and whacks him across the back with the chair. Styles drops to his knees and coughs up blood. Spears hits the ropes with the chair in hand once again and then is tripped by Styles, which causes Spears to fall throat first onto the chair. Now he’s floundering around, clutching at his throat. Styles then pulls Spears up, kicks him in the gut and hits the Clashing Styles onto the chair. The referee begins to count both men down…………… * Jessica Swift – This is getting down to the bone. I haven’t seen anything this intense since a Texas cyclone in the dead of summer. Irvin Fury – I can show you intensity, and you don’t have to leave your bedroom. Jessica Swift – Shut up, Fury. Irvin Fury – OK, my bedroom. * Styles and Spears begin to get up at the same time. They both stumble to the center of the ring and Spears swings on Styles, who ducks the blow and hits a Rock Bottom. He picks up the chair and as Spears gets up, Styles clobbers him over the head with it. Spears falls against the ropes and Styles hits him again. Spears falls against the ropes once again and Styles plasters him with the chair again. Spears is busted open and blindly walks around the ring and falls onto his face. The crowd is getting behind Styles as he yells out and starts coughing up blood. He drops to a knee as the referee starts to count out Spears. * * Spears starts to get up by Styles grabs him by his arm and then ties his arms up into the ropes. Styles then takes the chair to Spears’ head once, twice, three, four, five, six times until Spears’ head is hanging and blood flows from his face. The referee pushes Styles out of the way to free Spears, who plops down onto the mat. The referee starts the count………… * * Styles then pushes the referee out of the way to inflict more damage. He picks up Spears, but is surprised when Spears kicks him low and hits a piledriver. Both men are laid out on top of each other as the referee begins the count……………. * * Styles reaches the ropes and pulls himself to his knees, while Spears is out cold as a pool of blood forms around his head. * * The referee calls for the bell and Styles has his arm raised in victory as he collapses back to the mat. * Allie Winters – THE WINNER OF THE THIRD AND FINAL FALL…………..AND STTTTIIIIILLLLLLL ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION CHAMPION…………………..DJ STYLES!!!!!* “Learning to Fly” by Pink Floyd plays as the crowd cheers for DJ Styles. As soon as he tries to make it up with the help of the ropes but he falls back down onto his back, Alexia Valentine starts to come down the ramp and enters the ring. She makes Allie Winters hand her the microphone and she leans down and starts talking to Styles as the crowd boos her. * Alexia Valentine – Well I didn’t expect this outcome DJ. I really didn’t. I was expecting Daniel Spears to dominate you and become the champion, but I guess he’s not up to par just yet. So I congratulate you on winning the match and retaining the title……… Irvin Fury – That’s nice. Jessica Swift – Nice and what else is there? Alexia Valentine – …….so I want you to go home and rest up. I want you to reflect on this match and think about your future because next week, you’ll be going against UWA new comer, Red Solomon. And yes, you will be defending the title once again, but this time, I want to hear you cry Uncle, when you’ll be defending in a Submission Match. Jessica Swift – She can’t be serious. Give the guy a break. Irvin Fury – That’s what she’s trying to do. She wants Red Solomon to break the body and spirit of the UWA Champion, DJ Styles. I can’t wait. * The crowd boos as Alexia Valentine leaves the ring with a smile on her face and the show ends with the camera showing a laid out and bloodied DJ Styles staring at the lights. * * …….end……. * |
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