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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:13:37 GMT -5
-PARENTAL ADVISORY-
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested. * Warzone starts with UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles, in the back stretching and displaying the bandages around neck from the attack of Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez earlier in the week. As he’s stretching, Red Solomon walks up to him to speak. * Red Solomon – I do not wish to bring you harm. I wish to bring you luck during our submission match. * DJ looks up and offers his hand to shake. * DJ Styles – I thank you Red Solomon. You are one of few good men we have in UWA. I wish you luck as well. Red Solomon – I do not hope that your injuries that you have incurred over the past few weeks will hinder your performance, as I wish to have you at your best. I to have suffered injury at the hands of The Grand Mystique, who I know will be watching this match between you and I. DJ Styles – I know about The Grand Mystique. I don’t concern myself with cry babies and those who use their force after they’ve lost. * A smile comes across Red Solomon’s face. * Red Solomon – I know what you mean. But allow me to leave you be, to allow you to preserve your mental state and body. I will be ready DJ Styles, how about you? May the best man win. * Red Solomon walks away as DJ stands there and he thinks out loud. * DJ Styles – I am ready……………and I will win. * The introduction to Ultimate Wrestling Association Wednesday Warzone begins and when the camera shoots the crowd, they are all going crazy. * Jessica Swift – Hello everyone to yet another edition of Ultimate Wrestling Association Wednesday Night Warzone. I’m Jessica Swift and tonight, we have another spectacular card lined up, with several matches from some new comers that are trying to get a contract with UWA and ------- Irvin Fury – How can you just not introduce me? It’s just like a woman to hog the spotlight. Everyone, please forgive Jessie for being a narcissist prick. Since she didn’t introduce me, I’ll do it, as I can only do it better, I’m Irvin “If your mother’s going to the clinic, it was only because I was up in it; she liked it bare back, now that’s why her belly’s getting fat” Fury. Jessica Swift – That was totally disgusting. Irvin Fury – That’s what she said. But I’m your color commentator for the evening and we have a great show lined up; with a main event that will make your bones break. Jessica Swift – Tonight, there will be another UWA Heavyweight Championship defense, as at the last Warzone, Alexia Valentine made a submission match between Red Solomon and champion, DJ Styles. Irvin Fury – Apparently, Ms. Valentine likes the discipline of Red Solomon and granted him this match as punishment to DJ Styles. After that thrashing that Styles took at the hands of Daniel Spears and later by my 2nd favorite wrestler, Jason Verve, I highly doubt that Styles is in any condition to face a young, hunger, martial artists, who knows the pressure points on the body to put you to sleep. Jessica Swift – That’s right, DJ Styles is pretty much banged up and it may be to Red Solomon’s advantage and we could see a new UWA Heavyweight Champion tonight. Irvin Fury – Also, The Grand Mystique is still looking to build some kind of momentum and thrust himself into the title scene. You know, with an attitude adjustment, everyone might get a shot at the title. Jessica Swift – It necessarily doesn’t help, but it gets you noticed. Irvin Fury – You know I really got noticed when I mooned Jake Titan on the last show. I got so much mail from females wanting me to do private parties, it was coming in by the truck loads. Jessica Swift – Yeah, more like truck loads of crap. Let’s get this show started. Take it away Allie………. Allie Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing The Three Stooges, hailing from A Place In Space that doesn’t Exist, and weighing in at 230 pounds…………. SPIRIT!!!!!* “That’s so Raven” by Raven Symone hits and the lights flash on and off to give a strobing effect. When they turn off, Spirit is standing on stage and is glowing white. Lightning strikes the ring and when the lights come on again Spirit is in the ring. He floats aimlessly around the ring in circles, waiting for his opponent. * Irvin Fury – He’s such a pussy. He thinks he knows it all and doesn’t know half the details. And look at him, he’s a freaking ghost for crying out loud. What is he going to do to anyone that will make him a contender? He vanishes whenever he’s in danger, freakin’ douche bag. And his theme music makes me wanna puke. Jessica Swift – Now, now, Fury, how can you hate an individual who wanted you to join the crew? Obviously, he likes you. Irvin Fury – For all the wrong reasons. Even had the nerve to create an imp--------AHHHHH forget it. Allie Winters – And his opponent, hailing from The Grave, and weighing in at 270 pounds……………. ZOMBIE!!!!! The referee will be Sarah O’Doyle. * Organ music begins to play as fog and smoke fill the entrance and rolls down the ramp. From the back, an individual with a ripped up flannel shirt with outstretched arms, and flakey grey skin makes his way through the fog and down to ringside. His eyes are in a trance and he robotically walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. He stands in the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and waits for the bell to ring. * Jessica Swift – Is this Alexia Valentine’s new superstar initiative? Pretty odd if you ask me. Irvin Fury – What the hell is this, Halloween? We have a zombie and ghost in the ring ready to face off in a wrestling match. What is this, the old WCWF? Jessica Swift – Most of us wouldn’t know what you’re talking about. * The bell rings and Spirit continues to roam around the ring. Zombie reaches out to grab Spirit but his hands go right through his body. Zombie looks confused. Spirit then hits a forearm smash to the chest of Zombie that staggers him back. Spirit hits another forearm smash and tries to send Zombie to the ropes, but Zombie holds on and reverses it into a short-arm clothesline. Zombie picks up Spirit and hits another short-arm clothesline. Spirit is rolling around on the mat as Zombie stomps on him with this platform boots and then picks up Spirit. He sends Spirit into a corner and hits a running clothesline. Spirit wobbles out of the corner and Zombie hits the ropes and hits a big boot to the face. Zombie stands over Spirit and growls. * Irvin Fury – Man, what the hell is this? Jessica Swift – Give it a chance, Fury. Just because you don’t like who’s in the ring, doesn’t mean the action isn’t worth your time. Irvin Fury – It’s not about that. It’s the………..the……….you’re right; I don’t like neither one. * Spirit is trying to get up but Zombie is pounding on his back with double axe handles. Zombie lifts Spirit up by his sheet and crushes him with a belly to back suplex. Spirit is trying to pull himself up with help from the ropes but Zombie is pounding on him with hard fists. Zombie sends Spirit into a corner and chokes him with his boot. Spirit is struggling to get some air as the referee tries to make Zombie break the illegal choke. Zombie then attempts to hip toss Spirit back into the center of the ring, but Spirit floats back to his feet and takes Zombie down with a spinning heel kick. Spirit bounces off the ropes and hits a big splash in the center of the ring for a pin: 1………Zombie escapes immediately and slowly rises to his feet as Spirit punches him to the head. Spirit hits the ropes and goes for a Spirit Splitter and connects, dropping Zombie’s face into the mat. Spirit gets a little too excited and starts fading in and out of view. He then picks up Zombie and drops a forearm smash across the chest of Zombie. Spirit starts to get happy again and starts floating circles around the ring. * Jessica Swift – I think he’s happy to get some moves in. Irvin Fury – I’m surprised this has gone on this long. I’ll be back, I’m going to get some popcorn. Let me know who won when I get back. * Irvin Fury takes his headset off and leaves the ringside area. He walks up the side of the ramp and exits through a curtain. * Jessica Swift – I can’t believe he just abandoned his post during the match. The guy is crazy. * As Spirit continues to do circles in the ring, Zombie gets up and grabs him and smashes his back into the corner. Spirit holds his back then Zombie connects with a devastating spinebuster. Zombie then walks around the ring with his arms outstretched and then grabs Spirit by the throat and lifts him up then flattens him with a chokeslam. The crowd is getting behind Zombie as he growls real loud and picks up Spirit once more by the throat. He crushes him again with another chokeslam. * Jessica Swift – I think Zombie is just about done with Spirit after executing a string of power moves that will put down even better men. Where is TinMan and Lizard when Spirit needs them? |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:14:24 GMT -5
* Spirit is broken in half as Zombie picks him up and hoists him up onto his shoulders and brings him down with the Zombie Drop (F-U). Zombie pins Spirit with a boot on his chest: 1…………………2………………3!!!!! The bell rings and Sarah O’Doyle tries to raise his arm in victory, but he refuses as he outstretches his arms and leaves the ring. * Allie Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………………ZOMBIE!!!!!Jessica Swift – There you have it fans, Zombie is victorious in his debut match on Warzone. As for Spirit, I don’t know where to begin with him. He’s misguided and undecided. I wonder if being the liquid federation champion has anything to do with his sudden weakness. I know he believes he’s going to turn that federation around, but it’ll all be the same with him as champion or even TinMan or Lizard calling the shots. * As Zombie roams up the ramp, TinMan and Lizard part for the winner to make his way to the back. The two make their way into the ring and check on Spirit. Then through the crowd, the two rubber men push their way through and slide into the ring. TinMan and Lizard are scared out of their wits as the two rubber men clothesline them both. * Jessica Swift – WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?!!!! WE SAW THEM ON THE LAST SHOW, WE DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY WANT!!!!* The two grab Lizard, snaps his tail off and tosses that into the crowd. They whip him to the ropes and back body drop him out of the ring and he lands on the floor, hard. Rubberman 001 picks up Spirit, lifts him up into a suplex position and crushes him with a brainbuster. Rubberman 002 sends TinMan into the ropes and they hits a massive double flapjack, forcing TinMan into the canvas and he breaks into pieces. The newly named Polo Security Agency make their way down to the ring without Tommy Polo, and they are scared of the two rubbermen. The two men have taken over the ring as Rubberman 002 picks up Spirit, lifts him over his head and tosses him down onto the PSA. The crowd is going bonkers over these two unnamed assailants. * Jessica Swift – This is too wild. I don’t even know what’s going on. One show, they are protecting the oddest member on the roster in Cake Boy Mary, the next show, they are attacking the oddest trio on the roster. Too bad Fury isn’t here to see this. But we have to go to commercial break. Maybe when we come back, we can have something sorted out. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:14:59 GMT -5
 The camera returns to Wednesday Night Warzone. It shows Irvin Fury standing in front of a urinal. He's whistling while he's "working" then an Asian man steps next to him. The guy looks over and Fury catches him.*** Irvin Fury ***What the fuck are you looking at pal? I ain't a faggot like Jake Titan.*** Asian Man ***
I would not say that if I were shue.*** Irvin Fury ***What's shue and shuer terrible English going to do?*** Jake Titan ***I don't know mothafucka. I might be right behind yo' chicken shit faggot ass.The color of Fury’s skin leaves him. His "business" is not stopping. He slowly turns around, with a look full of dread in his face. Titan is punching his palm getting ready to unleash his Fists O' Fury on him.*** Jake Titan ***Yeah motha fucka. Huge Boobs gave me last week off, this time I bought a ticket. I knew you'd come here eventually as you don't take yo' job that serious. Now dick hea' it's time to pay for that shit you be talkin'.The Asian man backs away with a smile on his face, holding back his laughter. Sudden the door flies open as Titan raises his hand to knock Fury out. It's non other than UWA Head of Security and PSA Head, "The Menace" Tommy Polo.*** Tommy Polo ***Well... what do we have here?*** Jake Titan ***What's crackin' dawg? I'm just about to bust me open a bottle of inbred.*** Tommy Polo ***I know Fury can be an asshole, but I can't really let you fuck him up. For two reasons, he's my buddy AND it's my job to keep assholes like you in line.*** Jake Titan ***OH COME ON! This mothafucka has it commin'. Ain't nobody talk shit to me or about me with out me fuckin' they day up. At least let me break a leg or arm, maybe stomp on his nuts.Titan turns around, and the camera focuses on just Titan and Fury with Titan on his tip toes going nose to nose with Polo. Neither man not backing down.*** Tommy Polo ***You see what I did to Derek Wellings on the last show? And you have the nerve to step to me? Yo, better back up 'fo' I fuck yo' day up.*** Jake Titan ***I ain't backin up from no Polock. I've fought dudes bigger and badder than you. Yeah I didn't win them all, but all left bleeding from ear to ear. I ain't above fuckin' ya day up to.*** Tommy Polo ***Polock, eh? Bitch, I’ll tear your balls off and hand em to you, partna. You musta fogot where I’m from, Southeast DC bitch. Beatin’ punks like you is what I do in my sleep. So stand back you filthy, big lipped beast or I’ll send you back overseas to chuck more spears and outrun cheetahs in the “motherland”.Jake Titan backs away a little, but with a smile on his face. He chuckles slowly. Polo stares at him with his sun shades on, never moving them once.*** Jake Titan ***You know, you did come from some pretty rough streets bro. Growing up in Harlem in NYC ain't easier. A brotha can get killed in so many ways just for the way he dresses. No matter what he wears, he's gonna piss off a gang or two. My brother was shot dead because he wore a black T in a Bloods' Hood. You have a tough background. We also don't have World Heavyweight Gold to our names either. Those racist fucks in management won't let a brother or a polcat get ahead. They know what we'd do if we had gold.Polo scoffs at Titans words, though some to seem to be true.*** Tommy Polo ***YOU DAMN RIGHT DAMNIT! But if you're still going to fuck up Fury. Do it outside of the arena. Otherwise I'll have to shove my size fifteen up your ghetto black ass brotha.*** Jake Titan***Coo' then TP. Fury, you're luck you inbred...Titan turns around to see the Asian man standing there with a note. Titan grabs the note and runs off screaming "YOU'RE FUCKING GOING TO DIE FURY!"*** Asian Man ***
I wonder what piss them off so bad.*** Tommy Polo ***DAMNIT FRANK! DROP THAT FAKE ASS ASIAN ACCENT! WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE BORN IN BOSTON!***Frank the Asian***
Asshole...*** Tommy Polo ***FUCK YOU SAY?!* Polo grabs Frank by the back of his neck and slams his head into the wall several times. Frank tries to fall but Polo holds him up and throws him into a urinal. He flushes it several times then slams his face into the sink. Frank is bleeding from the mouth as Polo drags him across the pissy floor and into a stall then a familiar ass walks out. *  *** Famous Ass ***
Oh, you can have it. I saved something for you……….and boy……..it’s stinky in there. *** Tommy Polo ***That’s what I’m looking for.* Polo looks down into the toilet and turns his head back fast. * *** Tommy Polo ***Oh my God. That’s huge and green. What have you been eating……….babies?* Polo then cocks Franks head back and as he opens his mouth to scream, Polo dunks his head into the toilet. He pulls his head up and he has dod-doo on his face and in his mouth. Polo dunks his head in again as he laughs maniacally and the footage cuts off. * *** Jessica Swift***That damn Polo is a brute. We’ll be back fans. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:15:34 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – Welcome back fans, and welcome back, Fury.
Irvin Fury – Glad to be back to entertain my fans. Boy, I’ll tell ya, that Jake Titan is a stone cold idiot. He gets tangled up with Tommy Polo and he forgets all about me. I tell ya, distracting him is much easier with his advanced ADD. I told you that doesn’t know why he’s chasing me.
Jessica Swift – Don’t say that about ADD. There could be people who suffer from that disorder, who could be watching.
Irvin Fury – Oops, they just turned away.
Jessica Swift – You’re so sick.
Irvin Fury – And so are they.
Jessica Swift – Earlier tonight fans, two matches took place that were not televised that were a part of Alexia Valentine’s superstar initiative to help the roster of UWA grow. One was a rematch from the last Warzone between "Asian Delight" Sayomi Oshiro and Jimmy "True" Star and the other was between new comers Ronnie D and Fred Dagger. The winners of these matches are promised an UWA contract by Alexia Valentine………
Irvin Fury – HA!!! Yeah, like trusting her word is golden. I’d rather listen to President Bush speak at a Klan rally.
Jessica Swift – I won’t comment on that, but here’s footage of the events that have taken place before our broadcast.
* Ronnie D is hip hopping around the ring because he got a good punch in. Dagger is shaking off the punch and when Ronnie D turns around, Dagger darts out of the corner and spears Ronnie D out of his Nike’s. Dagger jumps up extremely hyped up and starts yelling. The crowd is semi-behind him and he goes to pick up Ronnie D and hoists him up into a suplex position. Dagger holds him there for quite a while then turns in mid drop, hitting the Darrowspike (Jackhammer) and hooks the leg for the pin: 1…………….2………….3!!! The bell rings and Daggers gets up yelling and extremely hyped up. *
Local Announcer - THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………..FRED DAGGER!!!!!
* Dagger starts shaking the ropes and yelling………….. *
* Oshiro goes for a roundhouse kick but Star ducks it hits a belly to back suplex. Star hops up onto the top rope and goes for a shooting star press but Oshiro rolls out of the way, causing Star to land on his stomach hard. Star is writhing in pain as Oshiro measures him and connects with a roundhouse to the head. He then grabs Star and goes for a brainbuster, but Star flips out of the suplex position, pushes Oshiro to the ropes and rolls him up in a roll up pin: 1…………..2………..Oshiro kicks Star off of him and sends him crashing face first into the corner. Oshiro stands as Star turns around and runs up his chest and hits a dropkick into the chest of Star. Star holds his chest as he staggers out of the corner and Oshiro goes for another frontface lock position but Star reverses it and turns it into a standing crossface. Oshiro reaches for the ropes and is getting close, but Star releases and turns the hold into a gutwrench powerbomb. Star then goes to the top rope again and goes for another shooting star press but lands on his feet when he sees Oshiro rolling away. He picks up Oshiro but gets blinded when he catches a green mist into his eyes. The crowd cheers for the move as Oshiro connects with two consecutive thrust kicks to the chest then drops Star on his head with an Implant DDT then rolls over onto Star’s back and locks on Dragon’s Wings making Jimmy Star to submit immediately. *
Local Announcer - THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………….."Asian Delight" Sayomi Oshiro!!!!!
* Oshiro blows another green mist into the air as he celebrates his victory. *
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Jessica Swift – There you have it fans, the Warzone Rewind, showcasing some new talents that are on the way to Wednesday Night Warzone by way of the superstar initiative.
Irvin Fury – I like that Fred Dagger. He looks menacing; like he means business.
Jessica Swift – That’s what we’re looking for out of these new comers, someone who will enter the ring and take charge.
Irvin Fury – I know you women love a man who takes charge but after this break, we’re going to have the woman who is in charge.
Jessica Swift – Ms. Alexia Valentine is next.
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:17:54 GMT -5
* Warzone returns with Alexia Valentine conversing with Derek Wellings in her office. *
Alexia Valentine – What did I tell you, Derek? Polo is one man you don’t want to mess with.
Derek Wellings – I don’t care, I had to test him. I didn’t expect that roided bastard to chokeslam me off a fire escape.
Alexia Valentine – Well you got what you asked for. How’s the neck holding up?
Derek Wellings – Doctor told me I may have two herniated disks in my neck and may need surgery to fuse them together. What’s worse is that if the rehab doesn’t go well, I may have to retire.
Alexia Valentine – I told you, your blood is not on my hands. You wanted to show your teeth and you got them knocked down your throat.
* There’s a knock at the door. *
Alexia Valentine – Come in.
* In walks Tommy Polo, and Derek Wellings stands up to face his nemesis. *
Derek Wellings – Alexia……what the fuck?
Tommy Polo – Ha, how’s the air up there Derek?
Alexia Valentine – Now, now boys. I just want to say I appreciate you guys tearing each other apart on my behalf on the last show. Ratings were slightly up and you all got people talking. Besides, Polo, where have you been?
Tommy Polo – I had to drop a friend off at the pool.
Derek Wellings – Dammit Alexia, my career may be over for the sake of ratings.
* Polo starts laughing. *
Tommy Polo – HAHAAHAHAAAA!!!! Over? You weak son of a bitch. I was chokeslammed off a balcony in JWA:EWA and laid up in the hospital for a while, but my career wasn’t over. You make me sick, crying and bitching.
* Derek turns to him, takes off his neck brace and they get in each other faces. *
Derek Wellings – If I have to die, I will show you that I can be all that I can be.
Tommy Polo – I think you already have and it wasn’t much.
Alexia Valentine – Stop you two. I don’t want you two tearing up my office. This expensive furniture doesn’t need to be cleaned just yet. Now, I’m waiting on Dr. Brown to give me some stats on a few of our injured superstars.
* On queue, walks in Dr. Brown. *
Dr. Brown – YEAH!!!!
Alexia Valentine – Dr. Brown, what’s the news on The Masked Grappler and Cake Boy Mary, both victims of attacks of Jason Verve.
Dr. Brown – Well, The Masked Grappler has suffered a mild sprain of the neck from the Nature’s Wrath submission hold. He’s been out for about 3 weeks now and he’ll be cleared to return within the next month with proper rest. And from when I’ve talked to him, he’s resting pretty comfortably at a “nursing” home, well away from any trouble.
Alexia Valentine – A “nursing” home?
Dr. Brown – YEAH!!!!
Alexia Valentine – What’s the name?
Dr. Brown – WHAT?!!!!
Alexia Valentine – What’s the name?
Dr. Brown – WHAT?!!!!
Alexia Valentine – Name, what’s the name?
Dr. Brown – Pinewood Meadows.
Tommy Polo – I talked to him last week. He’s doing fine. Copping cheap feels on the nurses, but he’ll live.
Alexia Valentine – And what about Cake Boy Mary?
Dr. Brown – He suffered some internal bleeding from his attack and he’ll be out for at least 2 more months.
Tommy Polo – Hey Wellings, you and Mary have something in common; you’re both weak bodied pussy’s.
Alexia Valentine – Tommy, shut up. Anything else to report Dr. Brown?
Dr. Brown – WHAT?!!!!
Alexia Valentine – Anything else?
Dr. Brown – WHAT?!!!!
Alexia Valentine – Nothing, goodbye.
Dr. Brown – OK!!!!
* Dr. Brown leaves and Ms. Valentine continues to talk. *
Alexia Valentine – Well, that scratches them for at least two months. I hope some of the guys on the roster can step it up and perform, or at least shake off some of these injuries get back in the ring. I wonder how the eye of Francis Bailey is doing.
* Both Polo and Wellings laugh. *
Derek Wellings – Don’t count of that geek coming back. He doesn’t have the heart for this business.
Tommy Polo – I’ll personally go to his house and “fire” him, if you will allow it.
Alexia Valentine – No need. I’ll let that situation play itself out. In the meantime, you need to go out and regulate this program and you, Derek, need to get back healthy. You haven’t had an official match since UWA opened its doors.
Tommy Polo – For a reason. All he does is want to prove himself against me. It’s not happenin’ jack.
Derek Wellings – Fuck you Polo. I’ll get in the ring when I’m damn sure ready.
Tommy Polo – Which is never.
Alexia Valentine – OK guys. Polo, you may leave and earn your pay. Derek, stick around, Major Management has some things to discuss.
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Jessica Swift – That was intense, yet odd.
Irvin Fury – Nothing ceases to amaze me around here. And why was Dr. Brown talking like Lil John?
Jessica Swift – You mean that wasn’t Lil John?
Irvin Fury – Who knows. What’s up next?
Jessica Swift – Next, we have another match in the superstar initiative with The Grand Mystique taking on new comer, Adam Shane.
Irvin Fury – Adam Shane? Sounds…………generic, but I’ll take it for what it’s worth.
Jessica Swift – Hope it’s worth something. Lets get down to the ring.
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:18:24 GMT -5
Allie Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, by way of the superstar initiative, hailing from Seattle, Washington, and weighing in at 205 pounds……………….. ADAM SHANE!!!!!!* The lights in the arena go down as “Voices” by Rev Theory begins to play over the sound system. The lights start to give off a rave effect as they flash the colors of the American flag. Adam steps onto the entrance ramp looking out at both sides of the arena. Adam makes his way down to the ring as he holds out his hand so the crowd slaps his hand. Adam walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes as he walks over to the corner waiting for his opponent. * Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique is going to tear this guy apart. Jessica Swift – Don’t count on it. When you’re hungry, you tend to surprise people. Irvin Fury – I’m not going to put money on this match because Shane Adams looks like a scared wombat out there. Jessica Swift – His name is Adam Shane. Irvin Fury – That’s what I said. Jessica Swift – No you didn’t. You called him Shane Adams. Irvin Fury – What’s the difference? He’s going to lose anyway. Allie Winters – And his opponent, hailing from The deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is……………. THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!! The referee is Maverick Michaels. * “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the UltimaTron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. * Jessica Swift – He looks extremely ready for action and to redeem himself. Irvin Fury – Too bad that Shane Adams is going to have to find another day to showcase his talent. The pissed off Grand Mystique is a freight train that’s not stopping for anything. * Once the bell rings, the two circle around the ring and then they lock up in the center of the ring. GM forces AS into a corner and backs away as if he’s going to break clean. As Maverick Michaels gets between the two, GM slaps AS which sets the youngster off. GM hops away and waits for AS to get his head together. When AS charges after GM, GM trips him and stomps on the back of his head. GM picks up AS and sends him to the ropes and executes an arm drag. AS springs to his feet and goes after GM again but GM stops him short with a superkick, hits the ropes and hits a hangman’s neckdrop. GM sits back in a corner and you can see a smile through his mask. * Jessica Swift – Grand Mystique looks comfortable out there, he’s actually kicked back in the ring. Irvin Fury – I won’t be surprised if he doesn’t break a sweat against this guy. * As Shane gets to his feet, he looks extremely mad that GM is taking this match lightly. He wants to do a test of strength in the center of the ring and GM smiles again and walks over to him. He puts his arm up to test his strength but kicks AS in the gut and hits a DDT. GM stomps AS and then drives his forearm into the back of AS’s head several times. He lifts the head of AS to show that his nose is bleeding. He grabs him by the face and throws him back to the ground. AS is looking scared of the treatment he’s receiving. GM kicks him to the chest and chokes him while he’s sitting up in a corner. Maverick Michaels starts counting the illegal choke: 1……………….2…………….3…………..4………..GM would break the choke and slap AS when he stands up. * Irvin Fury – Boy, I’ll tell ya. I haven’t followed the Grand Mystique for that long. I’ve seen him in action in AEW but I have never seen him this aggressive. Jessica Swift – Makes you wonder if he’s showing out because he’s in new territory or if he’s really got a mean streak in him because he wants to prove that he’s the best in UWA. Irvin Fury – With all the injuries going on within the roster, I’m pretty sure he’ll get a shot at the UWA Heavyweight Champion pretty soon. Jessica Swift – For the roster’s sake, lets hope so. * AS is wiping the blood from his nose and GM charges him and hits a jumping forearm to the face. AS staggers back and GM grabs his arm and connects with a short-arm clothesline. GM climbs up on the middle rope and poses for the crowd with his arms outstretched to the back. He hops down and stomps on the head of AS once more. He picks him up and body slams him, sits him up, delivers some stiff kicks to the back and chest, hits the ropes and connects with a running dropkick to the face. He goes for the cover: 1……………2………..AS kicks out. GM measures him and hits an elbow to the top of the head and then locks on a Dragon Sleeper. GM stands up and then hits a twisting facebuster. GM lifts the head of AS and starts pounding him with his fist. The referee tries to make him stop but he doesn’t so he starts the count on him: 1………………2………………….3…………………….4…………GM stops punching him. GM gets up and stares at the referee all the while having his boot on his face. * Jessica Swift – Grand Mystique needs to just end this. Adam Shane is not even putting up a fight. Irvin Fury – You’re right about that, I’m hoping that he at least gets a pinch in. * GM sends AS into a corner and jumps up in a mounted position. He connects with a few punches to the head then he holds onto his head and falls back with his knees bent into AS’s ribs, executing the Down to Earth. AS is on the mat floundering around, holding his ribs. * Jessica Swift – Oh my. That was a devastating move by Grand Mystique. He could have broken his ribs. Irvin Fury – Now all we need is some barbecue sauce and some baked beans and we can have a cookout. Jessica Swift – I’ll bring the devil eggs. Irvin Fury – Ahhhh, you got jokes now. Jessica Swift – Sorry, I try to keep my professionalism, but you were talking about cookouts, and you got me excited. Irvin Fury – I know of other ways of getting you excited. Jessica Swift – I’ll stick to the barbecue. * GM picks up AS, stands behind him with a waistlock, forces him into a corner chest first, rolls backwards, stands up and hits a German suplex all in one motion, executing the Big Bang for the pin: 1………………..2…………….GM releases the pin and gets to a knee, giggling. * Irvin Fury – Insult to injury. * He then picks up AS, knees him to the gut and then finishes him with the Hand of Prophecy. GM goes for the pin: 1………………..2………………3!!!!! The bell rings and Grand Mystique gets up and doesn’t want the referee to raise his arm in victory. * Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………………THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!!Jessica Swift – There you have it fans. The Grand Mystique is victorious in dominating fashion and should be on his way up the ladder of UWA. Irvin Fury – At least he didn’t smash a crystal ba------------ OH!!!!!!* The cameras cut back to the ring and shows Adam Shane laid out with glass all over the place. GM shatters a crystal ball over his head and he’s busted open. GM goes down and starts pounding on the open wound of AS and then holds his bloodied fist up to the camera once again. * Grand Mystique – I told you all, the Big Bang has cometh and you will all feel the Hand of Prophecy. DJ Styles, Red Solomon, you better watch out, because, I am hot on your tails. Jessica Swift – He’s sick. Irvin Fury – You would be to if Cake Boy Mary wrestled you…. Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:19:04 GMT -5
* Warzone returns with Ally Winters in the ring and ready to announce the next match. * Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his debut with Ultimate Wrestling Association, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, and weighing in at 225 pounds……………….. NICK TRAVIS!!!!!* "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough."-Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge.- "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me."-The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match. * Jessica Swift – Nice little intro for someone who hasn’t established himself yet in UWA. Irvin Fury – It’s an attention grabber. It’s like a pimp wearing flashy suits and having the nice car; you’re going to look at him because you have to. Jessica Swift – What you know about pimping? Irvin Fury – I tried it back in the day. I got so good at it, I retired on top. Jessica Swift – Lying once again. Irvin Fury – Ha. Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from New York City, New York, and weighing in at 243 pounds……….he is the self proclaimed “King of the World”………….. DANIEL SPEARS!!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills. * "The Enemy" by Godsmack blairs over the sound system and Belle Fille steps out from the back. She waves to the fans, who hoot and hollar. Then Spears steps out and pulls Belle close. The two kiss and then stare into the crowd. Spears leaves Belle behind on the stage before heading down the ramp. Spears hops onto the apron and parts the ropes before entering the ring. He heads to the middle rope to yell at the fans and then strikes a pose. * Irvin Fury – Daniel Spears took the UWA Heavyweight Champion to the limit on the last edition of Warzone in a 2/3 falls match and came up short. He’s now looking to get back on track. Jessica Swift – How better than against an unknown opponent who looks like he may have experience of his own. This will be interesting to say the least. * The bell rings and the two circle around the ring. They lock up in the center of the ring and Spears takes Travis over with an arm drag. Spears starts to strut around the ring to show off. Travis gets up and complains to the referee that Spears pulled his hair. The referee doesn’t buy it and tells him to continue the action. Spears pushes Travis and Travis pushes back. Then Travis smacks Spears and takes him down with a double leg takedown. Travis starts punching at Spears, who covers up and kicks Travis away. Spears gets to his feet and complains to the referee that Travis pulled his hair. The crowd boos. * Jessica Swift – If getting taken down by your legs and complaining that your hair was pulled is the thing to do, then go for it Daniel, we’ll believe you. Irvin Fury – You saw how his hair flew all over the place; Nick Travis pulled his hair. * Travis then walks over to Spears and slaps him again. Spears counters with a punch to the jaw and the two now are exchanging punches. Spears gains the advantage and backs Travis to the ropes. Spears chops Travis and Travis absorbs it. Spears chops him again and again, then Travis grabs Spears by the head and pushes him into a corner and starts chopping Spears himself. He then hooks his am and hip tosses him into the center of the ring. Travis then hits a dropkick when Spears stands up. Travis then goes over and applies a reverse chinlock but Spears stands up and turns it into a side belly to belly suplex. Spears gets up and applies an armbar to Travis, who makes it to one knee then stands up. He walks over to the ropes, holds onto it and starts doing flips then he reverses the standing armbar into a flipping arm takedown of his own. He holds onto the arm and drops a leg across the shoulder then he crawls on top of Spears and starts pounding him with punches. Travis is pulled off of Spears by the referee and he’s starting to argue with him. Spears gets up, repeatedly touching his face to see if he’s bleeding. He’s not and he goes after Travis with a clothesline that nails the referee. * Irvin Fury – Wow. Ref-bump so early in the match. Jessica Swift – It is odd. Let’s see who’ll take advantage of the referee’s “eyes being closed”. * Spears kicks Travis in the back of the nuts and hits a neckbreaker drop. Spears goes to the top rope and waits for Travis to stand and when he does, he comes off with a hard forearm to the head. Spears tries to revive the referee and he’s taking too long to recuperate. Travis gets up and rolls Spears up from behind with a school boy but the referee is still out. Travis then slides out of the ring and pushes the timekeeper out of his chair. * Irvin Fury – Here comes the violence. Something that Ms. Valentine would appreciate. Jessica Swift – Jim Mills is hurting out there. Someone is going for the kill and he may not be in position to count it. Irvin Fury – Spoiler alert; you know how it goes; the ref will be in position when the time comes. * He slides back into the ring and when Spears turns around, blasts him to the face with the chair. He slams the chair down in the center of the ring, picks up Spears from behind and locks him in a full nelson then hits a Travis Plex (Dragon suplex with bridge) onto the chair. The referee finally looks up and sees the pin and slowly makes the count: 1………………………………………………………..2………………………………………………3!!!! The bell rings and Nick Travis is victorious. * Alley Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……………NICK TRAVIS!!!!!* Nick Travis leaves the ring as Daniel Spears is holding his neck. Belle Fille rushes down to see if Spears is OK, but Nick Travis grabs her and takes off up the ramp. She’s kicking and screaming as Daniel Spears is slowly getting to his feet and leans over the ropes to see Belle being taken away. From behind the curtain another guy steps out and greets Nick Travis. They look back at the ring to see Daniel Spears concerned that Belle is being kidnapped. They both grab Belle by her arms and disappear behind the curtain. * Jessica Swift – It looks like Belle Fille has been led away against her will. Irvin Fury – Daniel Spears doesn’t look too well to give chase. In this day of human trafficking, I won’t be surprised to find the services of one Belle Fille on Craig’s List or ebay. Jessica Swift – You’re disgusting, Fury. This is serious. Belle Fille has been kidnapped by Nick Travis and some unknown guy. Irvin Fury – Oh well; draw up some MISSING flyers, I’ll help post them and conduct a candle light vigil. Jessica Swift – errrrrr. Irvin Fury – errrr, what? You’re a tiger now? Jessica Swift – Go to commercial, please. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:19:39 GMT -5
* As Warzone returns, Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury begin to discuss some of the recent actions of Jason Verve. * Jessica Swift – Welcome back fans. As you know, over the last few shows, Jason Verve has been performing acts of violence that have cross the border and in doing so, even in my surprise, Alexia Valentine was forced to suspend him. Irvin Fury – How can you suspend a man for defending himself? Jason Verve was in a wrestling match and in a wrestling match, you defend yourself at all costs…….. Jessica Swift – Even after the match is over? That’s just uncalled for and he’s being a spoiled sport, a brat, because he lost those matches. Irvin Fury – He’s defending himself. YOU women always blame US men for being babies because we lash out and retaliate against those who do us wrong. Jessica Swift – You are a baby, Fury. Just like when Jake Titan said he was going to cut you, you wet your pants. Irvin Fury – And I told him to kiss my ass to. You didn’t see me crying then. Jessica Swift – You showed your ass so someone can change your diaper. Irvin Fury – I showed my ass because it’s the most perfect in the world. Jessica Swift – Fans, lets show you why Jason Verve was suspended in this video package. Action from UWA Warzone II Action from Warzone III |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:20:23 GMT -5
Irvin Fury – Did you really have to show all of that? Jessica Swift – Yes. We had to show the people why Jason Verve is a fiend and a scoundrel. And when I said Alexia Valentine suspended him, it wasn’t because he put two superstars out of action, it was because the fans tossed that trash at him and she had to pay for the cleanup crew’s overtime. Irvin Fury – Ha, that’s funny. Jessica Swift – She’s really showing how she values her roster. Irvin Fury – I’m valuable; without me, this show would be boring. Jessica Swift – You two are made for each other. Irvin Fury – I tried, but she won’t answer my phone calls. Jessica Swifts – Fans, lets hear a word from Jason Verve about his suspension. * The Ultima-Tron 9000 flickers and shows Jason Verve standing outside of a nursing home. He has Sherry Martinez with him and he speaks. * Jason Verve – Welcome my people. You are welcome to spend time with me as I express my feelings about being suspended. You see, Alexia Valentine may have suspended me for the acts of the so-called fans of UWA, but I accept this little bit of time off Valentine has given me. It gives me time to visit an old friend who’s been ill over the past couple weeks. Sherry Martinez – I wish to personally thank that old for lending me a helping hand when I was a bad girl. Jason Verve – Come on Sherry, lets pay that friend a visit, right now. * Jason and Sherry both put on masks. Jason puts on a Sharkboy mask and Sherry puts on a mask of a dragon. As Sherry and Jason get to the front desk, they tell the receptionist who they are looking for. * Receptionist – Hello, and welcome to Pinewood Meadows. I’m Rachel, how may I help you? Jason Verve – Hello, my name is Nemo and this is my seer, Demencia and we’re here to visit my father, Oscar Lawrence Dalton. We want to surprise him since I just got in town and wish to surprise him with this visit. Receptionist – Oh, Mr. Dalton. He’s a frisky old man. Sure, he’s in room 1408, right around the corner there. Jason Verve – Thank you Ms. Rachel. Your help has been greatly appreciated. * As the two walk through the hallways of Pinewood Meadows, they see the occupants of the home. * Sherry Martinez – He calls this place home? Jason Verve – Only while he’s out of action. He says he recuperates faster without the stress of the outside world. Sherry Martinez – Funny how he tries to escape the outside world and he’s so oblivious that the outside world will come looking for him. Jason Verve – Well said. Sherry Martinez – Room 1408, wonderful room number. Jason Verve – Yes, everything about it is wonderful. They will now have a reason to never use this room again. * knock…….knock……* Voice – Who is it? Jason Verve - ………… Voice – Hello? Who’s there? Sherry Martinez – A surprise gift wrapped in nothing but a trench coat from your pal, Tommy Polo. Voice – Polo? That whipper-snapper always comes through. * As the voice gets closer to the door, Jason kicks it in and attacks. * Voice – OH NO!!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!Sherry Martinez – Your worst nightmare has come true Masked Grappler. * Jason kicks TMG in the gut and slams him against a wall. Jason then chokes TMG against the wall then knees him in the stomach. TMG has a neckbrace on and Jason tears it off and kneelifts TMG to the face. TMG falls back against the bed and Sherry takes out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs TMG to the bed. * The Masked Grappler – WHY??!!!!! WHY??!!!! What did I do to you? Jason Verve – You’re an old man and you need to be put out of your misery. Sherry Martinez – He beat you Jason. He made you submit. Now you have to make him submit. * Jason beats on the chest of TMG with a hard fist then he chokes him. Sherry looks around the room and finds a bed pan. She bongs him over the head with it several times then she digs her sharp fingernails into his exposed ribs and stomach. TMG screams in pain as she draws blood from digging so hard. TMG is floundering and trying to escape as Jason goes over to a table and powers on a defibrillator. TMG starts yelling for mercy as Jason has a sadistic smile on his face as he approaches TMG. He then yells out……….. * Jason Verve – CLEAR!!!!* Places the paddles on TMG’s chest and shoots another 1000 volts into the body of TMG, making his body jump. TMG screams and coughs uncontrollably as Jason places the paddles on his chest again……. * Jason Verve – CLEAR!!!!* ………and blasts another 1000 volts into his body. Sherry is in the background taking off her mask and placing her hood back over her head. TMG stops screaming as Jason drops the paddles and grabs the unconscious face of TMG and talks crap close to his face. * Jason Verve – You embarrassed me old man. * Jason then takes off his Sharkboy mask and grabs the face of TMG once again. * Jason Verve – You set me back and I want to zap some life back into your old, frail, flabby body. So when you recuperate, I want you to come looking for me so I can put you back on the shelf permanently. You’re old, Grappler, old and spoiled like milk and you need to be exposed of. And to make my words a little more clearer, I’ll leave this message…….. * Sherry goes over to where the handcuffs are and unlocks them. Jason takes one of the paddles and zaps TMG to the head once more. Then he pushes the body of TMG off the bed and then locks on Nature’s Wrath just as the door crashes open and the two big guys in rubber suits that helped Cake Boy Mary at the last show arrive. Jason jumps up and grabs Sherry and puts her in front of him. One of the rubber guys pick up TMG and places him back on his bed; the other rubber guy stares down Jason and Sherry as they back out of the room. Sherry picks up the dragon and Sharkboy masks and they back out of sight. The two rubber guys stand guard of The Masked Grappler’s room as the video cuts out. * Jessica Swift – That was just despicable. Jason Verve needs to be fired. Irvin Fury – That was classic; pure gold. Jessica Swift – I hope that The Masked Grappler is OK. He took 3 shots from that defibrillator and suffered Nature’s Wrath. He could have re-injured his neck and no thanks to Jason Verve. Irvin Fury – It’s great that he may have kept him out of the ring for a while longer. I was getting bored calling Grappler’s matches. Jessica Swift – That’s Mr. Masked Grappler to you, Fury. Irvin Fury – Call him Mr. Static Electric after what Verve did to him or Snap, Crackle, Pop for his neck. Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans with the main event. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:20:57 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – Welcome back fans. Before the break, we witnessed a video sent in by Jason Verve where he attacked The Masked Grappler while he’s recuperating after he injured him only a few weeks ago. It was a vile and disgusting act that should be reviewed by UWA Management and possibly The Council of Pro Wrestling Council. Irvin Fury – Ah, leave Jason Verve alone. And to sic The Council on Verve is going a little overboard, don’t cha think? Jessica Swift – Overboard? You’ve seen what he’s done over the past month or so, you’ve seen the video footage. I think what he’s done is overboard and he should be punished. Irvin Fury – I got my whuppin’ stick right here. How about I punish you? Jessica Swift – Go to hell, Fury. Ally Winters – The following contest is a Submission Match for the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation……. REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!!* The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd and referee. He waits in the corner for the entry of his opponent. * Ally Winters - And his opponent, hailing from Martin, Georgia, and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the current UWA Heavyweight Champion………….he is “AWESOME” DJ STYLES!!!!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills. * “Learning to Fly” by Pink Floyd plays and the Champion, DJ Styles runs out to the entrance and spreads eagle in front of the crowd to a great response. He stiffens his hands to a fist and beats on his chest on his way to the ring looking at the fans touching hands with any fans he can. He climbs up the apron and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the top rope and takes off his jacket leaving it on the turnbuckle. He hops down while unstrapping the belt and holds it up into the air for all to see. He locks eyes on Red Solomon and hands the referee the belt. He paces around the ring and waits for the bell to ring. * Jessica Swift – The intensity is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. Irvin Fury – I have something so thick, it will melt in your mouth. Jessica Swift - …….disgusting. * The bell rings and Red Solomon bows towards the champion and then they square off in the center of the ring. Solomon takes a few slaps at DJ who ducks them both and takes a chop attempt of his own which misses. They continue to feel each other out and circle around the ring. They lock up in the center of the ring and DJ applies a headlock. Solomon pushes DJ into the ropes and DJ takes him down with a should block, then he hits the ropes, Solomon hits the canvas as DJ hops over him and hits the ropes again, Solomon jumps up and hits a low kick to the gut and then hits the ropes and hits a striking knee to the side of the head. Solomon then hits a jumping knee to the head and then follows up with a chop to the head. * Jessica Swift – Great counter wrestling by the two superstars. Irvin Fury – It’s the first time these two have matched up and it’ll be interesting to see how they react to one another. Like who’s been doing their homework and who’s been playing Playstation. * DJ gets up and his head is busted open. Solomon notices his opponent bleeding and goes through a Muai Thai exhibition to celebrate the bringing of blood. DJ gets mad and charges Solomon who side steps him and pushes him into the ropes and when he returns, Solomon takes him down with a single leg crab and starts to work on his knee. DJ starts to reach for the ropes and Solomon pulls him back into the center of the ring and sits down to cinch in the pressure. * Jessica Swift – Red Solomon starts it off with the first submission move after a feeling out period. Irvin Fury – I hate periods. * The referee checks to see if DJ wants to give but he doesn’t so Solomon turns the single leg crab into an STF. DJ then rocks and turns the move over so Solomon is on his back and DJ is able to elbow his way out of the move. DJ limps to his feet and Solomon kicks him to the leg a couple times. DJ limps off and as Solomon goes to kick him again, DJ catches his leg but Solomon flips back and goes for a sabot kick, but DJ catches his foot and turns it into a reverse heel hold. Solomon is in position to grab the ropes and DJ is forced to break the hold. DJ is backed away from Solomon as he stands up and they circle around the ring, as the cut on DJ’s head is dripping blood. They lock up in the center of the ring again and Solomon applies a headlock and DJ turns it into a belly to back suplex. He goes down and drops a fist across Solomon’s head then locks on a fujiwara armbar. He then tries to position himself so Solomon can’t reach the ropes and Solomon gets to a knee, rolls through and then does a leg sweep, taking DJ down. Solomon drops an elbow that misses and DJ rolls back and then connects with an enziguri. DJ grabs the arm again and starts to work on it with another armbar. The referee is checking to see if Solomon wants to give up. He refuses and it causes DJ to bring Solomon to his feet, send him to the ropes and Solomon counters with a low dropkick to the leg of DJ. As DJ is on one knee, Solomon connects with a hard front kick to the face of DJ that sends him out of the ring, onto the apron. Solomon pulls DJ to his feet and hits a European uppercut and DJ falls off the apron, to the floor. * Irvin Fury – They are trying to work on a body part, but they are primarily going through some basic wrestling. I want to hear someone scream Uncle. Jessica Swift – You should know that they will eventually wear each other down and all this tic for tac submission moves will come into play later once they are fatigued enough. Irvin Fury – Kind of like working the middle until the walls come crumbling down, eh? Jessica Swift – I hate to agree with your gross comparison, but yes. Irvin Fury – I knew you were a freak. * As DJ is trying to get up, Solomon hits the ropes and does a twisting body attack over the top rope onto DJ and they hit the barricade hard. Solomon lands on DJ’s leg and he’s holding it in pain. Solomon is slow to get up as the crowd is chanting. * Crowd – * Solomon starts to get up and he drags DJ over to the ring steps by his injured leg and then he props it up on the ring steps. Solomon holds it in place and then walks up the steps and then executes a high heel stomp right down onto the kneecap of DJ. DJ starts screaming in pain as he rolls around uncontrollably on the ground. * Jessica Swift – GOOD GRIEF!!! He could have broken his leg completely off with a heel kick like that. Irvin Fury – It pays to have training overseas. You can leave pressure points and weak points on the body that can render a man helpless. Jessica Swift – The Muai Thai background of Red Solomon may be the determining factor in this match. His discipline would hold the key to his success. * Jim Mills rolls out of the ring to see if the champion can continue. DJ pushes Mills away and pulls himself up with the help of the barricade. Red stands on the top rope, looking down at the champion and waits for his return to the ring. DJ slowly re-enters the ring and Red is waiting for him. He stomps on him and then pulls him up and gives him a hefty chop across the chest. DJ stumbles back into the corner and Red hits a snapmare into the ring then a side kick to the head. DJ is hurt bad as Red goes for a figure four leg lock but DJ surprises him into a small package. Jim Mills is patting him to inform him that there are no pins in this match. * Irvin Fury – How dumb is DJ Styles? He just tried to make a pin during a submission match. Jessica Swift – It’s instinct. You can’t blame him for that. Irvin Fury – Yes I can. I can blame his family and the education system he came up in for making him so dumb. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 22:21:22 GMT -5
* Red escapes and when DJ is on his knees, Red goes to kick him with a low enziguri, but DJ blocks it and punches Red in the nuts in midair. The crowd groans as Red is on the mat holding his nuts in pain. DJ struggles to his feet, makes a wish with Red’s legs and then drops a head down into his groin area. DJ holds the legs again and turns him around into a Boston crab. Red is struggling to escape as Jim Mills looks to see if he’ll submit. Red is shaking his head “No” and tears roll into his eyes. He starts to push up and with his powerful legs, he forces DJ to flip out of the submission hold and Red ends up on top. Red is in the mounted position and starts pounding away at DJ with stiff open palm shots. DJ is trying to cover up and he knees Red away. Blood continues to flow from the face of DJ as he limps around the ring and stares at his opponent. Red gets up and is in position for more action. DJ runs at Red but slides between his legs and as Red turns around, DJ hits a laying kick to the gut and then hits a mule kick while laying on his back. DJ kips up and then holds his leg in pain. Red charges DJ but DJ turns it around into a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. DJ holds his leg again as the move took something out of him. He slowly makes his way up to the top rope and then he comes down with a frog splash onto the back of Red. DJ gets up and then goes for a deathlock, but Red kicks him away and then he goes for a lion tamer, but Red kicks him away again. Red then gets up and then DJ takes him back down with a kneelift. DJ then locks on a camel clutch but Red was too close to the ropes and grabs hold. *
Jessica Swift – Red Solomon has great ring presence. He always knows where to fall so he can be close to the ropes and grab hold in case he gets into trouble.
Irvin Fury – To me, that’s the indication of a coward. If he’s going to be in the ring, he might as well withstand the punishment that comes with the territory.
Jessica Swift – I think it’s get ring savvy and training.
Irvin Fury – I think it’s bitchassness.
* DJ is getting frustrated that Red is always grabbing the ropes so he grabs Red’s hand and starts to bite him. He places Red hand on the mat and stomps it. He holds the hand drags him over to a corner and ducks out of the ring. He splits two fingers of Red and then pulls him arm into the direction of the ring post, causing Red’s fingers to split the post. Red is holding his hand in pain as DJ has turned up the violence in this match. DJ then goes to the top and comes down with a stomp on Red’s hand. DJ then steps on Red’s pinky finger then stomps on his fingers. DJ picks up Red’s hand again and starts biting him. *
Irvin Fury – Looks like that attack from Jason Verve is starting to have an affect on DJ Styles.
Jessica Swift – He is getting rather violent, but this is a sport that is surrounded by violence. It’s to be expected.
* Red knees DJ away and then hits a backwards roundhouse kick to the head of DJ that makes his head wobble a bit; DJ’s knee buckles and he falls to the mat. Jim Mills looks over DJ and notices that he’s out cold. He places the dreaded “X” over his head and the bell rings. The crowd is shocked as they don’t know what’s going on. Red Solomon is looking with shock on his face as well as he tries to go after DJ but is backed away by Mills. UWA EMTs come down to the ring and flash lights into the eyes of DJ. *
Jessica Swift – A vicious roundhouse kick to the head of DJ Styles has knocked him out cold.
Irvin Fury – This is a submission match, not a knockout affair. The match has to continue.
Jessica Swift – DJ is out cold, he can’t continue. What’s the official announcement of this match?
* Jim Mills goes over to Ally Winters, who’s entering the ring and he tells her what the outcome is. The crowd is silent and standing up to hear what the result is. Red Solomon is standing in a corner with a look of confusion on his face and he’s awaiting the announcement. *
Ally Winters – REFEREE JIM MILLS HAS RENDERED DJ STYLES NOT CAPABLE TO CONTINUE. THOUGH THE STIPULATION OF THE CONTEST IS A SUBMISSION MATCH, THE WINNER MUST BE DECLARED VIA SUBMISSION, DJ STYLES COULD NO LONGER CONTINUE, THUS RED SOLOMON IS DELCARED THE WINNER………
* There are small pockets of cheers coming from the crowd. *
Ally Winters – ……..THROUGH ULIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RULES, IF A WRESTLER IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE THE MATCH, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN A MATCH WHERE THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE, THE TITLE IS AWARDED TO THE WRESTLER THAT IS DECLARED THE WINNER. SO THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……….. ANDDDDDDDDDD NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………………..RED SOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!
* The belt is brought into the ring and is handed to Red Solomon. He looks at it and then stares out at the crowd. They cheer for him as it has yet to sink in that he’s won the championship. The EMTs continue to check on DJ and Red doesn’t celebrate, but he shows his human side and goes to assist in helping DJ regain consciousness. *
Jessica Swift – We have a new Ultimate Wrestling Association Champion in Red Solomon. Instead of celebrating his victory, he’s helping the EMTs with DJ Styles, the man he just defeated for the championship.
Irvin Fury – This was a submission match, there was no submission. The fans were robbed here tonight. Red Solomon should not be the champion.
Jessica Swift – When have you ever cared for what the fans got?
Irvin Fury – I don’t; but it’s the PC thing to say. Sort of like Barack Obama. Say the right things, even though you don’t mean them.
Jessica Swift – I’m not surprised that just came from you. DJ Styles is hurt, Red Solomon is the new champion, so much going on in UWA. We will see you all next time fans.
Irvin Fury – McCain…
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