September 10, 2008: Warzone V

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<<
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.


The shows opens to “Iron Man” by Ozzy Osbourne playing in the background as the last several moments of Warzone IV play.........

<<<<<< WARZONE REWIND >>>>>>

*** Red Solomon knees DJ Styles away and then hits a backwards roundhouse kick to the head of DJ that makes his head wobble a bit; DJ’s knee buckles and he falls to the mat. Jim Mills looks over DJ and notices that he’s out cold. He places the dreaded “X” over his head and the bell rings. The crowd is shocked as they don’t know what’s going on. Red Solomon is looking with shock on his face as well as he tries to go after DJ but is backed away by Mills. UWA EMTs come down to the ring and flash lights into the eyes of DJ. ***

The scene of DJs' head wobbling and knees buckling plays several more times. As it plays over Ally Winters makes the announcement...

*** Ally Winters ***
REFEREE JIM MILLS HAS RENDERED DJ STYLES NOT CAPABLE TO CONTINUE. THOUGH THE STIPULATION OF THE CONTEST IS A SUBMISSION MATCH, THE WINNER MUST BE DECLARED VIA SUBMISSION, DJ STYLES COULD NO LONGER CONTINUE, THUS RED SOLOMON IS DELCARED THE WINNER. THROUGH ULIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RULES, IF A WRESTLER IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE THE MATCH, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN A MATCH WHERE THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE, THE TITLE IS AWARDED TO THE WRESTLER THAT IS DECLARED THE WINNER. SO THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………………..RED SOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!

The camera cuts away as fireworks go off welcoming the fans to UWA Warzone V.

*** Irvin Fury ***
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO UWA WARZONE! It's me, the one, the only, the biggest draw on the card: Irvin “Goddamit I’m hot, after smoking Mowie Wowie Pot, I was up in your girl all night long, she didn’t want me to stop, she wanted me to give her a pearl necklace, so I gave her bosoms a shot” Fury!

*** Jessica Swift ***
You’re so disgusting. Howdy ya'll! Jessica Swift here too! We got a great night tonight don't we Irvin?

*** Irvin Fury ***
YUP!!! It’ll be an even greater night if you let me pet your beaver. But l’ll get to that later. We have Adam Shane and Grant White as our opening bout. That should be so exciting.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Sarcasm noted. Supposedly, the returning Francis Bailey is returning to go against Zombie. But I heard Francis hasn't recovered completely yet from the eye injury he sustained from being hit in the eye by the whip of Cake Boy Mary way back on the first edition of Warzone. This should be interesting to see how this plays out, whether or not he returns or not.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I hope Zombie gets something to eat tonight. We'll also have Grand Mystique and Nick Travis lock up for the #1 Contenders spot for the UWA Heavyweight Championship. Hopefully that Mexican jumping bean from the outer cosmos will break another crystal ball over Travis' head.

*** Jessica Swift ***
HOLY CRAP, FURY!!!! Watch it man with the racial stuff. This is not the place to label people. And finally, in our main event we'll have the reinstated Jason Verve with Sherry Martinez take on UWA Heavyweight Champion Red Solomon, in a non-title match. Speaking of Red Solomon, he's supposed to be coming out soon.

*** Irvin Fury ***
He'll have to kiss some ass to make sure his reign isn't as demanding as DJ Styles' was. Well, thinking about it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea kissing anything on Ms. Alexia Valentine.

Suddenly, "Misery Business" by Paramore hits the PA and Alexia Valentine makes her way through the curtain and makes her presence known. The fans begin booing and thumbing down Alexia as she walks out with Michelle Wellings.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, Owner of PWC: UWA and Head Councilman on the PWC Council, accompanied by Michelle Wellings…………….Ms. ALEXIA VALENTINE!!!!!

Both women walk up the stairs and Michelle opens the ropes for her. Alexia climbs in followed by Michelle as Alexia pulls out a microphone to speak.



*** Alexia Valentine ***
Ladies and gentlemen, on the last edition of Warzone, you saw "Awesome" DJ Styles get taken to the edge and back. Red Solomon defeated DJ Styles as I predicted he would. It may not have been by submission, but he did beat that ungrateful swine, DJ Styles. Now, it is time for Red Solomon to show his appreciation to me; Get out here and bow before ME!

The crowd boos Alexia but as a Georgian chant with a zither hits the arena, the boos turn to a mixture of cheers and boos. Red Solomon, the newly crowned UWA Heavyweight Champion walks to the ring calmly and enters quickly. He holds his guards up, as he’s well aware of the sneaky tactics Alexia is capable of pulling in the form of an attack. Alexia and Michelle look right at him.



*** Alexia Valentine ***
I'm waiting for you to bow and thank me for allowing you to become UWA Heavyweight Champion………..anytime now. It’s not nice to keep a lady waiting.

Red Solomon looks at her, snatches the microphone away to a loud pop.

*** Red Solomon ***
If a good boss appreciates her talent, she wouldn't be demanding them to bow before her. You're not a good boss for demanding me to bow for your ego. That ego of yours will cause your downfall Ms. Valentine. I'm not going to bow to you. You take a sick and twisted thrill out of seeing your stars get hurt.

The crowd gets excited as they begin to blow the roof off from Red not bowing down to Lady Misery. Her jaw drops and Michelle gets ready to fight Red, but Alexia pushes her back. She quickly grabs the microphone from Red.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Great, she’s trying to create another DJ Styles scenario. I guess his match will be a First Blood title match against the reinstated Jason Verve, knowing Alexia. He dug his own grave, that idiot.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Possibly, I'm glad Red decided to give our boss his two cents.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
ALL RIGHT SMART ASS!!!!! You want to be disrespectful, FINE!!! You'll end up like "Awesome" DJ Styles; a broken man by Lady Misery.

Reds' face doesn't change as he's not afraid of Alexia and knows there's nothing that she can do to stop him. The crowd boos Alexia even more as she stands there a moment contemplating what she'll do. Suddenly she cracks a wicked smirk.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
Okay hot shot. If you're NOT victorious in your match against Jason Verve tonight, not only will he be a #1 contender, but the winner of the Nick Travis and Grand Mystique match, will ALSO be the #1 contender. In six weeks time, you will have to defend my title against two men in a Triple Threat match. How do you like that? Lady Misery gets what Lady Misery WANTS!!!

Red steals the microphone again and looks at her.

*** Red Solomon ***
Fine, but when I defeat Jason tonight, you'll have to do me one thing. Sit on it, rotate and TWIST!!!

Red drops the microphone, Alexia grabs it quickly and Red begins leaving the ring to a big ovation. Alexia looks right at him with a very angry face.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
JASON! GET OUT HERE AND DESTROY RED NOW!!!!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Uh oh, looks as if we’re going to get the main event right now.

Red turns around quickly to see Jason Verve run out and the two begin brawling at the foot of the ramp. Both men swing back at one another, getting hit with brawlers' fists or trained martial artist fist strikes. The Polo Security Agency quickly gets over the barricades and try breaking up the fight as not to ruin the main event.

*** Jessica Swift ***
WHOA!!! Chill out there Lady Misery! You're giving away the main event too early. That would be bad for business.

*** Irvin Fury ***
NO WAY!!! That Solomon has a problem heading his way, and Alexia is going to destroy him like she did DJ Styles with grueling match after grueling match. I can't wait to see Jason Verve ruin Reds' day. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back after these messages!

The show begins fading to black as PSA pulls apart Jason Verve with a fat lip, while Red has a swollen right ear. Tommy Polo is seen pushing Verve away and almost swinging at him.

Fade to black...

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns with an irate Jason Verve, Sherry Martinez, Michelle Wellings, and Alexia Valentine storm the backstage area looking for Red Solomon. Verve is knocking everything over in his path as he’s being instigated by Valentine. *

Alexia Valentine – FIND HIM AND DESTROY HIM!!!!! I WANT HIM TO SUFFER JUST AS DJ STYLES SUFFERED!!!! I DON’T WANT HIM WALKING OUT OF THIS BUILDING TONIGHT!!!!

* Verve swats down a lighting pole and some boxes. When he turns around the corner, Adam Shane comes out of his locker room, getting ready to make his way to his match. He stops dead in his tracks when he comes face to face with the small pact of goons. Verve shows his teeth then attacks Adam Shane, slamming his head into the door and then launching him into a pile of crates. Valentine is yelling at Adam………. *

Alexia Valentine – YOU IDIOT!!!! ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS EXCUSE ME!!!! NOW YOU’RE GOING TO PAY THE PRICE!!!!

* Verve stomps on Adam and as he attempts to get up, Sherry kicks him in the ribs and Verve locks on Nature’s Wrath. He pulls back as hard as he can then Michelle Wellings runs and kicks Adam in the face while he’s still locked in the submission hold. The kick knocks him out cold as Verve releases the hold and his head bounces off the ground with a resounding thud. Alexia is clapping in the background……. *

Alexia Valentine – This is what it’s about. Pain and dedication. If you can’t play right with me, you’re going to suffer. Jason, I thank you for your dedication. You’re not done yet, go back to the ring and take care of the other half of our would-be opening match.

Jessica Swift – She’s killing her own product with sending out hits like this. First she ran DJ Styles into the dirt, now she’s planning on doing the same to Red Solomon, and then having Jason Verve attack the roster. She’s insane.

Irvin Fury – She’s not insane, she’s psychotic. Adam Shane just felt Nature’s Wrath and now she’s sending him out to find, who I would think would be Grant White, his opponent. This doesn’t look too good for the roster at all. But hey, you do what you gotta do.

* Verve looks at Sherry and they smile before heading off towards the curtain. *

Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, already in the ring, and making his Ultimate Wrestling Association debut, hailing from Charleston, South Carolina, and weighing in at 275 pounds……………….GRANT WHITE!!!!

* The crowd really doesn’t give him a reaction. *

Irvin Fury – He’s dead.

Jessica Swift – He’s affiliated with Nick Travis and was the man who came out at the last show to help haul Belle Fille away. Little adulation from the crowd, doesn’t hold well for the newcomer.

Irvin Fury – Not even that, but Jason Verve is on his way to the ring to do Ms. Valentine’s bidding. The man not only killed himself by not cutting any promos to hype his debut, but now he has a maniac headed to the ri---------

* “Six” by All That Remains blasts over the PA system as Jason Verve makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos as he walks to the ring and slides in. Grant White stands in one corner and stares at Verve. Verve then attacks Grant and beats him down into the corner. Verve sends Grant to the ropes and hits him in the throat with a forearm. Grant is on the mat, clutching his throat and rolling around wildly. Verve picks up the bigger man, lifts him up onto his back and hits him with the Vampiric Embrace. He continues to stomp Grant and then his music begins to play again as he looks out at the booing crowd. *

Crowd - BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Jason Verve is on a rampage.

Jessica Swift – This is getting out of hand. Alexia Valentine is the figurehead of this company and she’s unleashing a beast onto the roster. Who’s going to be left to even give a show if she continues to send this hitman out to assault everyone?

Irvin Fury – I have no idea, but I hope she doesn’t make me suit up and get in the ring for her amusement.

Jessica Swift – With Jake Titan roaming around looking for you, your greatest fear may soon come true.

Irvin Fury – Hush your mouth. I’d handle Jake Titan easier than a mountain lion handles a squirrel; I’d tear him apart.

Jessica Swift – Whatever. And I would assume what has happened to both Adam Shane and Grant White at the hands of Jason Verve, we won’t be having an opening match.

Irvin Fury – Well, whatever match actually happens first tonight, will be our opening match. What we just witnessed was a mere workout for how this show is going to go. We haven’t broken a sweat yet.

Jessica Swift – This is Ultimate Wrestling Association, Warzone. We’ll be back fans.


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from break. The crowd is still excited from the exciting first bout. Ally Winters stands in the ring.

*** Ally Winters***
Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to medical reasons from his eye injury by Cake Boy Mary at UWA: Warzone 1, Francis Bailey is STILL UNABLE

[/b] to compete. However, Ms. Alexia Valentine has decided that the following match be scheduled for ONE FALL and is a HARDCORE MATCH![/color]

The crowd goes wild as they're feed an unexpected hardcore match.

*** Ally Winters ***
Making his way first from the grave, weighing in at 270 lbs. He is ZOMBIE![/b].[/color]



Organ music begins to play as fog and smoke fill the entrance and rolls down the ramp. From the back, an individual with a ripped up flannel shirt with outstretched arms, and flakey grey skin makes his way through the fog and down to ringside. His eyes are in a trance and he robotically walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. He stands in the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and waits for the bell to ring.

*** Ally Winters ***
And his opponent, from Harlem in New York City. Standing six feet tall and weighing in at 230 lbs, JAKE TITAN! The referee of this match is Maverick Michaels.

The crowd explodes in a standing ovation as "Welcome to New York City" Hits the PA System, as they are welcoming Jake Titan to his first official UWA match. He walks out from the entrance ramp with a crowbar in hand. He looks around at the crowd.

*** Irvin Fury ***
WHAT THE FUCK!? What's this talentless piece of shit doing here! PSA Better be ready, incase I have to defend myself.

*** Jessica Swift ***
[color=[pink]Fury, we both know you're too much of a pussy to do anything. You're just going to climb under the table and hope he doesn't look down there.[/color]

*** Irvin Fury ***
With what you got there Jessie, when I get under the table I'd NEVER get out, and speaking of out...

*** Jessica Swift ***
Fury, unless you want to have a very painful death tonight, I'd end that sentence right there.

Jack Titan walks down the ring and sides into it. Zombie scuttles over, but Jake smacks him in his ribs. Zombie moans, then Jake slams it against his back and he drops. The ref signals for the bell as Jake slides out, looks under the ring. He pulls out a table, slides it into the ring, two chairs, a pane of glass and a trash can. Jake gets back into the ring and Zombie grapples him, but Jake counters him with a drop toe hold onto one of the chairs. Jake grabs the table, sets it up in center of the ring. Jake brings several fists over his opponents head as Zombie scratches and bites back. He nips Jakes' wrist and walks away shaking his wrist swearing. Fury however stands up at the announcers table and points right at Titan.

*** Irvin Fury ***
YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY! Be a man and fight your opponent you talentless piece of shit. New Jack has more talent than you asshole!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Fury put a cock in you mouth and SHUT THE HELL UP!

She reaches up, grabs a pressure point on his shoulder pressure point, sits him down. He leans back with a huge smile on his face and begins pointing at his pants. She ignores him, leans over and continues calling the match.

*** Irvin Fury ***
You got me excited Jessica.

Jake points at Fury. Both men begin arguing, until Zombie grabs the pane and breaks it over the back of Jakes head. Fury begins laughing. but Jake comes back at Zombie with a DDT on the glass. He rolls onto his stomach and both of their heads are bleeding. Titan grabs a large shard of glass and tosses it at him. Fury ducks away and tosses it back but misses the ring completely, and doesn't even clear the announcers table. Jessica looks at him and begins laughing at his terrible throwing arm.

Meanwhile in the ring, Jake has mounted Zombie and began to hammer away at his head. Zombie moans with each hit, and eye rakes Jake. He gets up and stumbles around a little bit. Zombie gets up and steps on the glass making it break more, but Jake looks over and Super Kicks him down. Both men hit the glass again, but Jake has lots of strength left and places a chair under Zombies head and grabs the other. He points at Fury.

Jake Titan
THIS IS YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

He swings the chair down and gives a One Man Conchairto to Zombie. He stops moving, moaning, groaning and looking reanimated. Jake picks the chair up and swings again giving him another. Jake tosses the bloody chair out of the ring and the crowd goes berserk.

UWA Crowd
HE'S HARD-CORE!!!! HE'S HARD-CORE!!!! HE'S HARD-CORE!!!! HE'S HARD-CORE!!!! HE'S HARD-CORE!!!!

*** Irvin Fury ***
These idiots. He's not hardcore, he's brutalizing Alexia Valentine’s talent! This isn't right. New Jack should be arrest, tried, sent to jail, and made to bitch. Not idolized.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Fury, you're only jealous that Titan is more famous now than you'll EVER be.

Titan grabs Zombie, dead lifts him onto his shoulder and places him onto the table. He moves it a little closer to the ropes. Climbs outside, and in one magnificent attempt, he successfully nails a Springboard 134th Street in Harlem[/b]. Jake stands up, looks at Fury and places one foot over his chest. Michaels drops down and makes an easy three count, with no resistance from Zombie.[/i]

*** Ally Winters ***
HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL! JAKE! TI-TAN!!!

Titan looks over at Fury and the two continue swearing up a storm at one another. Both men throw glass at once another. Fury flips him off, and Jake throws a chair at him, the chair hits him and he falls flat out onto his back out cold. Jake knows he's faking, and he walks over and tosses the chair on his nuts. Fury covers himself while Titan laughs. A few members of Polo Security Agency quickly jump over and separate both men. Fury manages to stand up and demand he get arrested.

*** Irvin Fury ***
ARREST THAT COCK SUCKER!!!! I WANT HIM IN JAIL! HE ASSAULTED ME!!!!

*** Tommy Polo ***
Sorry, we can't arrest him. But we can throw him out of the arena.

*** Irvin Fury ***
FINE!!!! GET HIM OUT!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM!!!!! THIS ISN'T OVER!!!!! I'LL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH JAKE!!!!!

Titan walks off with Polo security agency as Zombie gets up and stumbles away into the back.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Don't worry folks. PWC:UWA will be right back after these messages.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Good riddance to a piece of trash. I did NOT deserve that brutal beating.

The camera switches over to Jake Titan once more.



The camera then fades to a commercial.[/center]

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns with Ally Winters in the ring ready to announce the next match. *

Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, hailing from Leavenworth, Kansas, and weighing in at 280 pounds……………….FRED DAGGER!!!!!

Jessica Swift – Fred Dagger was victorious at the last Warzone against Ronnie D in a match that took place before we hit the air.

Irvin Fury – There’s a reason for that; Ronnie D sucks and his beating was not to be broadcasted. Fred Dagger is the real deal, a beast and I’m looking forward to see who will get split in half this week.

Jessica Swift – Fred Dagger is a product of Ms. Alexia Valentine’s “superstar initiative” and he’s looking to get a contract.

Irvin Fury – He’ll get one if he continues to win.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from London, England and weighing in at 268 pounds……………..H³………………HUNTER H. HELMSFORD!!!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels.

* The National Anthem of England begins to play as the Union flag falls from the ceiling and covers Ultima-Tron 9000. The Washington, DC crowd is livid and some fans actually scale the Ultima-Tron 9000 and cut the cords supporting the flag. It falls to the stage and more fans burn and stomp the flag. H³ creeps from behind the curtain and looks on wide eyed and afraid. He is then spotted by several fans who stomp the mayhem and chase him down the ramp. He stops at the mouth of the ramp and looks on as his country’s flag is desecrated. He points and says something and then he enters the ring. *

Jessica Swift – He looks a lot like the other guy with the H’s in his name.

Irvin Fury – He better not be here to look for stability by marrying Alexia, because she knows a rat when she sees one and from the looks of H³, he has an alterative motive.

Jessica Swift – Whatever it maybe, we’ll see if he is here to manipulate like TinMan with virus’ do other federations or if he’s here to become a great talent.

Irvin Fury – Why is he here in the first place?

Jessica Swift – Alexia’s “superstar initiative”, that’s why.

Irvin Fury – More like Teddy Long’s “superstar initiative”.

Jessica Swift – Anyway, the bell is about to ring and we’ll see who will take the initiative.

* The bell rings and H³ runs at Fred Dagger who was standing in the corner. Dagger grabs H³ out of mid air by his neck and throws him back into the center of the ring. *

Jessica Swift – Wow. The power of this guy.

Irvin Fury – This is going to be short, I can see it now.

* H³ gets up and runs at Dagger again, but he gets military pressed as Dagger starts growling then he drops H³ on his face. He shakes the ropes, looks out at the crowd and starts yelling and growling. The crowd is going bonkers for the guy as he picks up H³ but H³ pokes him in the guy and hits a couple shots to the back. Dagger staggers away and when H³ goes to hit him again, Dagger grabs his arm and flips him over into a takedown, then attempts a triangle hold but can’t cinch it in. H³ makes it to the ropes and wraps his legs around the bottom rope for Dagger to break the hold. Dagger gets up and waits for H³ to get to his feet. *

Jessica Swift – It’s a wonderful thing to be in full control of your environment. Fred Dagger is dominating this match up.

Irvin Fury – The way this is going, we might be hearing H³’s name on Juan Black’s next injury report.

Jessica Swift – I wonder what the condition of former UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles is. I hear it isn’t good, his knee, I mean.

Irvin Fury – Yeah, once that wheel goes out, he can forget all that high flying stuff he’s used to doing. He’s going to become a grounded veteran like Edge and Steve Austin.

* Dagger kicks H³ in the gut, sends him to the ropes and crushes him with a massive spinebuster then he wanders off into a corner and crotches in a hunters position. H³ is having a hard time getting up, he has his back towards Dagger and when he turns around, Dagger darts out of the corner and cuts H³ in half with a spear. The crowd continues to go nuts as Dagger gets up and yells. *

Jessica Swift – Good night Irene.

Irvin Fury – He hit him so hard, his own head almost went through the mat. HAHAHAA!!!! H³’s boot is hanging by the strings.

Jessica Swift – That’s when you know that someone’s been hit hard.

Irvin Fury – I would assume your boots have hung by strings…..hint, hint.

Jessica Swift – They have and not by you and never will be by you.

* As H³ is flat on his back, Dagger picks him up and hoists him up into a suplex position. The crowd is cheering as Dagger holds him in place for about 7 seconds then flattens him with the Darrowspike for the pin: 1…………………….2…………………..3!!!!! The crowd, along with Fred Dagger are extremely hyped up. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……………..FRED DAGGER!!!!!

* Fred Dagger grabs the ropes and starts shaking them like crazy as the fans stand and clap for him. *

Jessica Swift – There you have you it fans, another win for Fred Dagger. He was splendid out there tonight.

Irvin Fury – Splendid? That’s all you can say……….splendid? That sounds so girlie when describing what he did in that ring.

Jessica Swift – News flash……..I am a girl.

Irvin Fury – I like women.

Jessica Swift – Not according to one of your past marriages………a midget stripper anyone?

Irvin Fury – She sure knew how to polish knobs……..

Jessica Swift – Disgusting……….we’ll be back fans.


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns with Michelle Wellings all along in the ring. She has a microphone in her hand and she begins to speak. *

Crowd – BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle Wellings – Thank you. Thank you all.

Jessica Swift – She should be ashamed of herself. She was so sweet at one time. Alexia Valentine and the wanting of success for her husband, Derek Wellings, has gone to her head and corrupted her.

Irvin Fury – That’s not the only thing I heard has corrupted her; *coughPolocough*.

Jessica Swift – Stop spreading rumors, Fury.

Crowd – BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle Wellings – Thank you for showing me love like this. I’ve never been shown this much attention before by such a large group of people. First of all, I would like to say, thank you all for being who you are………..stupid, ignorant, ultra violent, Washington DC political poo-butts.

Crowd – BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle Wellings – I’d boo me to if I committed a murder each and every day for no reason at all. And I’d also boo myself for living in such a cesspool of political corruption and social deviance. You people help elect politicians who make the decisions for this country and make the rest of the world hate us. Who you all elect, is a reflection of who you are…………and you all SUCK!!!! You all suck big time. And that’s why I’m out here tonight.

Jessica Swift – I’ve never heard her be so pompous before. Boy, has she turned over a new leaf.

Michelle Wellings – I’m out here tonight to not only tell you all that you suck, but I want that bitch of Tommy Polo’s, Tracie Bottoms, to stay out of my affairs. Not only is Derek a better man than Polo, and he actually did kick Polo’s ass in that unsanctioned fight a month ago, but I am a better woman and lover to my husband. Get it……….husband. That’s right, you amoral whore, I’ve married the man of my dreams and sealed the deal. You? You’re still spreading your legs to a man who rumor has it, is sleeping with anything with a slippery hole in the middle.

Jessica Swift – Sounds like she has her men confused, eh, Fury?

Irvin Fury – Are you eluding to me? I don’t sleep with everything with a slippery hole, and that goat doesn’t count. I was drunk out of my mind and on medication, anyone would have done what I did if it had lipstick on its lips and was looking for a bottle to suck.

Jessica Swift – You’re disgusting.

Irvin Fury – Shamefully, I agree.

Michelle Wellings – I am a pure woman who loves her husband, while you’re just live-in pussy who will slit your wrist when Polo dumps you.

* Tracie comes running out from the back to a huge ovation. She slides into the ring and tackles Michelle to the mat. She starts pounding away at Michelle and then she picks her goes for an Unprettier, but Michelle turns it around and kicks Tracie in the gut. She whips Tracie to the ropes and clotheslines her. The crowd is going nuts for this fight. *

Irvin Fury – Damn, where’s the popcorn………..or the mud?

* Tommy Polo comes from the back with a cup in hand and a smile on his face. He walks down the side of the ramp and he’s asking fans for donations for this fight. Fans are actually giving him money and he works the entire ringside area.

Michelle grabs Tracie by her hair and flings her across the ring. Michelle starts to punch the back of Tracie’s head until she turns it around and kicks Michelle in her gut and hits a forearm to the face. Tracie kicks Michelle into a corner and then beats her down. Tracie takes a few steps back then executes the Bronco Buster to Michelle. Polo is proud of his woman, as a scene is cut to the back with Derek Wellings looking on a monitor, as his wife fights. He’s not moving as if he’s allowing Michelle to learn on her own. Polo is at ringside still collecting money as the cup spills over with cash and he’s now stuffing cash into his pants pockets.

Tracie pulls Michelle into the center of the ring by her hair and then begins to pound away at her with punches. Tracie gets up and thinks she’s got the best of Michelle. She looks out of the ring and starts talking to Polo, who’s showing her the money he’s made for her fight. She slaps it into his face in disappointment that he’s profiting from being disrespected. As she has her back to the ring, Michelle gets up and hits a low blow on Tracie. Michelle pulls Tracie to her feet and then hits a DDT to Tracie. *

Jessica Swift – Ah, Tracie took her eyes off her enemy and she paid the price.

Irvin Fury – No, the fans paid the price. Polo is a rich bastard after that catfight.

* Michelle exits the ring and limps to the back. Tracie gets up as Polo slides in and assists her. Tracie swats at Polo and she’s staring a hole through Michelle. Michelle grabs her breasts squeezes them and makes fun of Tracie, pretending to wipe tears from her eyes. Polo continues to try to help Tracie but she doesn’t want it as she leaves the ring. All Polo can say is…………. *

Tommy Polo – I’ll split the cash with you. I’ll take you to dinner.

Irvin Fury – He’s trying to help out.

Jessica Swift – Michelle Wellings may have struck a nerve and now there’s problems a brewing.

Irvin Fury – He'll give her the cockmeat sandwich later tonight, and all will be well by the morning.

Jessica Swift – You guys are pigs.

Irvin Fury – Oink, oink.

Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans.


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

Juan A.B. Black: Hello everyone, I’m Juan Black, Pro Wrestling Council Analyst, for Pro Wrestling Council Illustrated. Today, I would like to report on some recent injuries that have incurred over the past few PWC: Ultimate Wrestling Association Warzone events. First, I would like to start with how all these injuries are related, due to the actions of one man. That man would be…………

Juan A.B. Black: ……Jason Verve. His assaults started at UWA Warzone II when he lost a match to The Masked Grappler and snapped after the match ended. Jason Verve proceeded to pummel The Masked Grappler due to embarrassment of submitting to The Masked Grappler’s powerful Iron Claw and that he lost his debut match after being so highly advertised. Jason Verve then applied Nature’s Wrath to the already injured neck of The Masked Grappler from an incident in AEW. Verve focused on the weakened neck of the Golden Era Classic, not releasing the hold until the Polo Security Agency stormed the ring, running him off.

Juan A.B. Black: Now the update on The Masked Grappler’s condition. Perhaps the oldest wrestler alive and with his already weakened neck from a series of grueling encounters with his own tag team partner, Tommy Polo, in the former Apocalyptic Enigmar Wrestling; The Masked Grappler’s neck has been injured and he needed to take some time off. With Ultimate Wrestling Association kicking off their Warzone product, The Masked Grappler went against doctor’s advice and took to the ring and suffered additional injury to his neck. Dr. David Brown, Pro Wrestling Council and UWA Head Doctor states……..

“The Masked Grappler has suffered a severe sprain of the neck from the Nature’s Wrath submission hold being applied one too many times for long periods of time. He’s been out for about a month now and he’ll be cleared to return within the next month with proper rest. And from when I’ve talked to him, he’s resting pretty comfortably at a ‘nursing’ home, well away from any trouble.”

Juan A.B. Black: Unfortunately, The Masked Grappler may have been away from trouble, but that didn’t stop trouble from finding him, as Jason Verve posed as one of The Masked Grappler’s children and paid him a visit at his ‘nursing’ home in a video sent into Warzone IV. Jason Verve had been suspended by Ms. Alexia Valentine earlier in the week because the fans tossed trash at him and around the ring, so she had to pay for the overtime for the cleanup crew; not because of his vicious attacks. Verve once again attacked the legendary wrestler in his place of rest, zapping him with a defibrillator two times to the body and once to the head, then locking on Nature’s Wrath one more time to add insult to injury. The extent of this assault has now prolonged the return of the Golden Era Classic, as he is not set to return to the ring for another two months. It’s a shame…….

Juan A.B. Black: …….and the report of UWA’s alternative lifestyle aficionado, Cake Boy Mary, is not a good one. Once again, when Jason Verve lost on a surprise schoolboy pin, he took his frustrations out on Cake Boy Mary by beating him senseless after the match at Warzone III. The beating was so bad, many dubbed it a near “hate crime”, but many agree that it pushed the envelope and crossed the line. Cake Boy Mary suffered massive internal bleeding and continues to suffer from an uncontrollable form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS). It is said that his rectum is so raw, the nourishment that he ingests, has to be removed through a tube inserted into his stomach. A return for this different superstar is uncertain, but a spokesperson in Cake Boy Mary’s camp stated…..

“Mary will be just fine. We are all taking great care of him and he’ll return to the ring once he gains all his strength back and he’ll be back on his feet kicking more ass. Ooooo, did I just say ass?”

Juan A.B. Black: Yes you did, sir, ma’am, whatever, yes you did say ass. And to follow up on………

Juan A.B. Black: …..the condition of former UWA Heavyweight Champion, “Awesome” DJ Styles. Earlier in the week, the suspended Jason Verve attacked Styles while he was conducting a vignette for his upcoming championship match against Red Solomon. The attack consisted of Verve delivering the Vampiric Embrace and biting Styles on the neck several times, leaving Styles laying in his own blood. That was only the beginning as it appears he suffered a Grade 3 concussion when he was hit with a backwards roundhouse kick to the head by Red Solomon during their championship match at Warzone IV. Referee Jim “Old School” Mills stopped the submission championship bout due to knockout, most likely a first, and the title was awarded to Red Solomon. During the submission match, Red Solomon had focused on the lower extremities of Styles, especially the knee. When the roundhouse connected, if you see the video, Styles’ head wobbled a lot and his knee buckled, causing him to lose consciousness for several minutes. Along with the Grade 3 concussion, he also suffered a chip of his patella, a strained Lateral Collateral Ligament (LCL) and a partially torn lateral meniscus. These injuries could require surgery and he’s going to visit Dr. David Brown after some well deserved R&R. The grueling schedule that Ms. Alexia Valentine put him through, out of spite, caught up with him. We hope that DJ Styles can make a speedy recovery, so he can show the world that he is deserving to be an awesome champion.

Juan A.B. Black: During a backstage segment at Warzone IV, involving Ms. Alexia Valentine, Derek Wellings, and Tommy Polo; Derek Wellings made a statement that he has several herniated disks in his neck and he may require neck fusion surgery, causing him to think of retiring from the sport. This issue came about when Ms. Valentine agreed to an unsanctioned fight between Polo and Wellings at Warzone III. The fight ended when Polo chokeslammed Wellings from the 3rd level of a fire escape into a dumpster, and this is where Wellings says his injury occurred. No other information is known of this injury as it was only mentioned by Wellings. We will continue to research and find out more information, if there is any more to report.

Juan A.B. Black: We at Pro Wrestling Council Illustrated wish all that are injured and hurting a speedy recovery and return to the ring to entertain the fans. I’m Juan A.B. Black, signing off for Pro Wrestling Council Illustrated.

[Councilman #2]

Ally Winters – The following contest is a #1 contenders match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, and weighing in at 225 pounds………………..NICK TRAVIS!!!!!

* "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough." -Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge. – "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me." -The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match. *

Jessica Swift – Nick Travis has been silent since Warzone IV. He kidnapped the girlfriend and valet of Daniel Spears after he defeated Spears and we haven’t heard a peep from her or Travis.

Irvin Fury – Maybe he sold her on the black market. I mean, she is a former prostitute. He put her right on that gravy train and put her back to work. Only a good pimp would do that. Besides, she’s used to it, I don’t see what’s the problem.

Jessica Swift – Please stop about this pimping and hoeing, it makes my stomach hurt.

Irvin Fury – Expecting?

Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is…………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!! The referee is Maverick Michaels.

* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. *

Jessica Swift – Beware of the crystal ball. The Grand Mystique is a man on a mission, just as Councilman #3 said on the audio show last week.

Irvin Fury – What’s with that guy’s voice? It seemed to drag.

Jessica Swift – Not everyone has a voice for radio, Fury.

Irvin Fury – Well, I have the -----

Jessica Swift – Nevermind. Grand Mystique is looking focused tonight as there is so much on the line.

Irvin Fury – Hell yeah so much is on the line. Nick Travis has a chance to become the #1 contender in his second match in UWA, now that’s impressive.

Jessica Swift – I can’t commend him on anything until we find out what happened to Belle Fille.

Irvin Fury – It doesn’t matter, no one pressed charges or filed a missing person’s report………..by the way, where’s Daniel Spears?

Jessica Swift – In training to become a tool, I would assume, if he doesn’t try to find his girlfriend. If he doesn’t try to find her, then Nick Travis has beaten him again.

* The bell rings and Nick Travis has a cocky look on his face. GM circles him around the ring and then they lock up in the center of the ring. The much larger GM forces Travis into a corner then starts laying forearm shots into the chest of Travis. GM sends Travis out of the corner, holds onto his arm and connects with a short-arm clothesline. Travis tries to get up by GM kicks him to the side of the head and lifts him up once again and then body slams him. GM drops a series of elbows to the chest of Travis and goes for a pin: 1……………..2…………Travis kicks out. GM pulls him up and throws him out of the ring by his head then exits out after him. *

Irvin Fury – Grand Mystique is truly mad about something. You can see it in his body language.

Jessica Swift – That’s not madness, Fury. I used to be a wrassler, remember? That’s going all out because a shot at the title is on the line. He knows what it takes to position himself to be on top. He’s taking it up a notch and leaving it up to Nick Travis to step his game up.

Irvin Fury – Well, Nick Travis better show up now because showing up later isn’t the way to go. He’s just wasting his time in the ring, getting his butt whupped for nothing if he’s just going to be a piece of flesh to beat on. Where’s the spunk and devious acts that got him in this position?

Jessica Swift – Disappeared, just like Spirit.

* Both commentators laugh at the joke as GM throws Travis into the ring steps. Travis is backing away from a raging GM and then catches a kick to the mouth. GM picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. GM goes to the top rope and sits there, waiting for Travis to stand, then he comes down with a double axe handle to the head. Travis is down and trying to get up, but GM puts the boots to him then boots him to the mouth again. Travis is crawling on the mat, trying to pull himself up with the help of the ropes and GM clobbers him across the back with a forearm. GM sends Travis to the ropes and connects with a Yakuza kick to the mouth that floors Travis. *

Irvin Fury – I guess with all the blows to Nick Travis’ mouth, Grand Mystique is trying to send a message.

Jessica Swift – Yeah, because after this match, Nick Travis probably won’t be able to talk. Look at his mouth, his lips are all busted up and bleeding from the kicks to the mouth.

Irvin Fury – Ewww, his time of the month.

Jessica Swift – Shut up, Fury. That’s nothing for you to make comments about.

Irvin Fury – But I -----

Jessica Swift – Zip it up.

* Travis is on all fours, as blood oozes from his mouth. GM pulls him to his feet and connects with a chop to the chest then a punch to the head. Travis stumbles back into a corner and GM runs up and starts the 10-punch combination on him and when he finishes, he holds the head of Travis and drives his knees into the ribs of Travis as he falls back, executing the Rib Cracker. Nick Travis is floundering around on the mat like a fish out of water, as GM is pompously walking around the ring with his arms up and the crowd giving him a mixed reaction. *

Jessica Swift – Is this a #1 contenders match or a squash? This is not the caliber of match that Ms. Valentine had in mind for two would-be top level superstars here in the UWA.

Irvin Fury – Well, you can blame Mr. Travis for not showing up. He should have stayed missing like Belle Fille.

* Travis rolls over and tries to get up, holding his ribs and mouth, and GM runs over and punts him to the ribs. Travis yelps in pain as he has one hand on the ropes. GM pulls him away from the ropes and then locks on the Anaconda Vice. Referee Maverick Michaels is checking to see if Travis wants to give up but he somehow turns his body into a position to get his foot on the ropes, forcing GM to break the hold. GM gets up and sits back, waiting for Travis to get up. GM charges Travis but he’s sidestepped and Travis connects with a couple snap jabs to take the advantage. Travis bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline. He tries to hype himself up and the crowd simply boos him. Travis stumbles around the ring a bit like a beaten and bloodied man and picks up GM. GM holds his head on top of his head and hits a jaw breaker. Travis stumbles around the ring, holding his bloodied mouth and then GM hits a release Big Bang, causing Travis to roll on the back of his neck. *

Irvin Fury – BIG BANG!!!!! BIG BANG!!!!! BIG BANG!!!!!

Jessica Swift – OK, JR; calm down.

Irvin Fury – The Big Bang is what made the cosmos and I’m assuming that’s where Grand Mystique is from.

Jessica Swift – That’s where he’s billed from; and soon could be headed to a championship match near you.

Irvin Fury – Is he radioactive?

* GM stomps on the back of Travis’ head, pulls him up and then crushes him with the Hand of Prophecy for the pin: 1…………………..2……………………..3!!!! The bell rings. *

Irvin Fury – That’s it? I feel cheated.

Jessica Swift – As do I and these fans. Nick Travis has cheated the fans of a potentially great match.

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!!!!!!

[Councilman #2]

* “Headstrong” by Trapt begins to play as GM gets up and is on his knees next to Nick Travis’ prone body. GM then looks down into the face of Travis and then pounds his chest with a closed fist. GM gets up and steps over Travis and climbs to the top rope. He then leaps down with a suicide cannonball dive, landing on the head of Nick Travis. He’s flounders around on the mat as GM exits the ring, locates his crystal ball and slide back into the ring. He starts rubbing the crystal ball until it starts to fog up and small bouts of lightning starts to form inside. GM is mumbling something to himself as he approaches the downed Travis and then skull and cross bones appear inside the crystal ball. *

Jessica Swift – Oh my goodness, sweetie, did you just see that?

Irvin Fury – I did, and now I’m scared.

* GM then holds up the head of Travis then smashes the crystal ball into his face, shattering it into a million pieces and bloodying his opponent. The mixed reaction from the crowd is very evident as GM stands over his fallen opponent then wipes the blood of Nick Travis onto his fists. He stares at it and then he holds the back of his head and shouts out into the air like a madman. He then walks over to the camera to display his bloody fist. *

Grand Mystique – The Hand of Prophecy has fallen. Nick Travis was the first, Red Solomon, you will feel the Big Bang and the UWA Championship will be mine…………all mine.

Irvin Fury – We have a concrete #1 contender to the UWA Heavyweight Championship, and his name is The Grand Mystique. I think we finally will have a true challenger to our title; wouldn’t you say Jessie?

Jessica Swift – What’s the smell?

Irvin Fury – Sorry, I ate Chipotle before the show.

Jessica Swift – We’ll be back after this message fans.


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[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from commercial break. Ally is in the ring and the fans are eagerly awaiting the main event.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentlemen! It is time for your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is scheduled for one pinfall or submission with your referee for this match, Jim "Old School" Mills.........



"Six" by All That Remains hits the sound system. The crowd begins booing relentlessly at the duo they know is coming out. Sherry Martinez makes her way out first, wearing a long black cloak covering her from head to knees. Jason comes out with here with a whip in his hand, the same kind that Cake Boy Mary used to injure Francis Bailey. Sherry grabs his arm and the two make their way to the ring as the crowd boos relentlessly.

*** Ally Winters ***
Hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, standing six feet six inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, accompanied by his Seer, Sherry Martinez.................JASON! VERVE!

Jason hops up on the ring apron and takes Sherry's hand helping her up onto the ring. Both climb in, walking to the dead center of the ring. Sherry strips off her cloak and tosses it out of the ring. Her revealing outfit gets several cat calls, but she pays them no mind as she removes Jason's leather French Gothic coat. He spreads his arms out in a crucified pose and Sherry begins feeling him up.



*** Irvin Fury ***
DAMN THIS IS HOT! I come to shows for great action and a free show, but didn't expect THIS kind of free show! Hey Jess, what do you think?

*** Jessica Swift ***
Personally I think there's a time and place for this material, but that's later. However this is Ms. Valentine's show and she can do what she wants with it as evident with her using Jason Verve to take out her personal vendettas against most of the roster.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Your damn right it is. Speaking of free shows, do you want to give one?

*** Jessica Swift ***
Not if my life depended on it.

Sherry feels him up from stomach to crotch with emphasis on his crotch before she finishes. Suddenly Gregorian chanting with an Eastern-style Zither and flute music with a loud pounding drumbeat hits the PA system.

*** Ally Winters ***
And his opponent, standing six feet tall weighing at two hundred and twenty pounds, from Bangkok, Thailand, he is the UWA Heavyweight Champion.................RED SOLOMON!

The crowd goes crazy and gives a HUGE ovation for the Champion as he makes his way from the entrance ramp to the ring. He holds the UWA Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. The arena darkens and red strobe light goes off. He stops half way down the ramp, balls up his fists and bows then races to the ring. He leaps over the top rope and gets face to face with Jason.

The two begin arguing but Jim gets between them. Red hands over his UWA Heavyweight Championship belt to him. He checks Red, Jason and Sherry for weapons and finds none. He proceeds to hand the title over to Ally Winters & the timekeepr with Dr. Brown watching on. Red looks at Jason & Sherry and strikes a combat pose.



Jason and Sherry however look unimpressed at the champion. Sherry gets out of the ring as Jim sounds the bell and both men begin brawling again, picking up where they started at the top of the show. Fierce fists begin beating away at Verves' face. But he reverses a punch, and takes him over with a single arm drag.

*** Irvin Fury ***
ALL RIGHT! My man Jason Verve is taking on our UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. Verve has been destroying men every single week since he's been here, and now he's taking on our champion. Alexia has decided to punish Red by giving Verve the crown jewel of the company on a silver platter. Red wouldn't bow to our boss, and now he has to pay!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Red did the right thing Fury, rather you like it or not. He stood up for DJ Styles to our bully boss. I'm on Reds' side until the end. I hope he beats the Hell out of Jason Verve.

Verve continues to stay in control of the match by attacking his arm. He holds onto one arm and begins to stomp away at his shoulder. Red yelps from time to time, but he doesn't give into his brutal tactics. Jason goes to lock in a reverse armbar, but Red trips him face first onto the ground and aims to take out his knee with several stomps. However "The Nature Boy" rolls away and gets to his feet only to be met by a spinning heel kick to his face. Verve falls over, and Red comes off the ropes with a baseball slide into his arm. Verve rolls back to the ropes to buy some time, but the champ is still on him throwing fists over his head.

Verve fights back and punches him in his stomach several times. He backs off, and Verve comes off with a massive clothesline taking down Solomon. Verve drags him up by his arm and throws him shoulder first into a turnbuckle and connecting hard. The crowd boos at Jason fiercely as he takes a time out to get a kiss from Sherry.

*** Jessica Swift ***
This will cost him his match hopefully.

Jason turns around and runs over onto Reds' arm leg first, but Red pulls out at the last moment and Verve lands knee first over the ropes. He holds back the pain and the crowd pops as Red jumps back up and begins kicking away at Verves leg. He climbs out of the ropes and delivers an impressive over the top rope Enziguri straight to the back of the head of Jason Verve. He falls back and Red stomps away at the knee he has been focusing on all match.

*** Irvin Fury ***
DAMN! Those are some pretty good moves from our champion! He's got his challenge down and is focusing on that knee. The big guy loses his effectiveness if he can't stand and destroy like the boss wants. Now we gotta go to commercial! FUCK!.



Authors Note: Sorry about the uber lateness. Personal problems I wish not to discuss publically. Please forgive me. -Phil (Posting under Alexias' name).

[Councilman #2]

*** Irvin Fury ***
Welcome back to UWA Warzone folks! Since our commercial break, the tide of the battle has switched from that wuss Red Solomon to the Incubus monster Jason Verve.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That's right ya'll. During the break. the big man known as Jason Verve was able to reverse a corner shoulder dive attempt, and threw him into the ring post and has been man handling that shoulder since.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Man handled eh Jess? Mind if I man handle you later?

*** Jessica Swift ***
HELL NO!

In the ring Jason arm drags the champion once and locks his knee behind the champs' shoulder, and begins to bend it backwards trying to break his arm. Red yells out and Sherry begins shrieking at the top of her lungs outside. Verve smiles sadistically and keeps the pressure up on Reds' shoulder. However, his smaller body allows him to wiggle out after he makes a lot of noise to get behind him. Red throws his legs out, spins around and trips Verve. He lands chest first onto the ground, and now it's Reds' turn to take control as he locks in a half crab on that of Verve. He yells out and reaches for the ropes by over powering Red. He holds the half crab in until the referee reaches for and still gets a loud positive ovation from the crowd.

Verve uses the ropes to get back to his feet and once more Red comes at his knee and tackles it out. He falls back hard, and favors his knee. Seeing his weakness, he places his knee on the rope, and Red bounces several times on the rope. He jumps off but Verve catches him mid flight with a boot, causes him to fall down and allow Verve a well hidden and undetected low blow. The crowd boos loudly as Jim missed the blow.

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*** Jessica Swift ***
COME ON JIM! OPEN YOUR EYES!

*** Irvin Fury ***
Hate to sound like some wash ups, but you know the referees health plan doesn't include eye sight.

Verve throws Reds' body off him. He stands up and smiles looking around at the crowd. He begins stomping on Reds' shoulder. Sherry climbs partially up the ring, and Jason walks over and begins making out with her. After several moments, Red recovers somewhat and Verve stops, pushing away Sherry to concentrate with Red again. Verve lifts him up for a suplex and nails him dead center of the ring. He covers and only gets an two count. He punches his opponent several times, lifts him up, places an arm in between his legs and attempts a pumphandle slam but Red counters to a great reaction. he runs into Verve, pushes him against the ropes but he holds on the ropes and Solomon falls back.

Verve turns around to see Red has gotten back to his seat. He runs over attempting to clothesline him over the rope, but he gets a spinebuster from The Nature Boy instead. He holds his back but Verve tries for another cover getting a two count. Verve sits onto and tries firing away but Red switches his weight and begins well places martial art chops over the shoulders of Jason Verve. Red gets up suddenly reinvigorated from the crowds response.

He waits for Verve to get up on his own, as Verve is hunched over he nails a scissors kick. Verve hits the ground, gets up again only to be hit by a dropkick. He runs at the ropes and hits a Leaping Tiger, but Verve attempts to lock in a small package and succeeds at it. He's holding the tights but Red manages to reverse it again and rolls around putting Verve in a small package, but he too reverses it and it continues several times.

*** Irvin Fury ***
WHAT THE HELL?! They're rolling around the ring!

*** Jessica Swift ***
They're reverse each others' inside packages. It's incredible!

After eight rolls, Red manages to come out on top and has Verve locked in. He tries rolling but he can't. ONE... TWO... and Verve breaks it with the aid of Sherry at the last moment. The crowd boos her viciously, and Verve gets up. Red backs away from him, but Verve goes and nails a spear on the champ. He stands up and screams in his face "EVER FEEL A VAMPIRIC EMBRACE!?". He grabs Red by his bad shoulder, lifts him into a powerbomb position. Lifts him up quickly in a Vampiric Embrace position...[

*** Irvin Fury ***
THAT'S IT! We're looking at the new UWA Champion fall tonight!

*** Jessica Swift ***
I wouldn't count on it yet Fury.

Red fights desperately and manages to wiggle free. The crowd pops loud, and he turns around to lock in Natures' Wrath but Red, instead, hits him with the Red Revolution with the aid of the ropes behind him. The crowd pops loudly as Jim goes down for the pinfall.

One...

TWO!...

THREE!

“Old School” signals for the bell and rolls out the ring. Verve is very upset in the ring.

*** Ally Winters ***
HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL, THE UWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...................RED SOLOMON!

Sherry runs up behind and low blows Red. The crowd boos them and the bell rings continuously. She tosses him back into the ring and Verve locks in Natures' Wrath

*** Jessica Swift ***
That match is over Jason! You lost fair and square.........again.

*** Irvin Fury ***
That maybe true, but Jason is doing Alexia's will: He's destroying the pain in her ass. Speaking of which... nah, not now. This is better.

Jason locks in the hold, but Red refuses to tap out. Jason locks it in so hard, Red is beginning to fade. Suddenly a man in a trench coat jumps over the barricade. He grabs Sherry's ass, then throws her aside, then slides into the ring. Jason unlocks the hold and instead begin attacking the man, Verve is taken down quickly when the man locks in the Iron Testicle Claw. With his free hand, he removes his hat to show it's THE MASKED GRAPPLER!

*** Jessica Swift ***
THE MASKED GRAPPLER IS BACK!? I thought Juan said he wouldn't be back for at least two more months!

*** Irvin Fury ***
That old bastard! We may as well call him the Masked Wolverine. He has above average healing abilities, damn him.

Verve begins tapping out, but Sherry gets in and he locks her into a Iron Clit Lock forcing her to tap out as well. Red begins to recover and even laugh at the villains misfortune as the crowd surely loves it. However Grand Mystique quickly runs down and slides into the ring. TMG unlocks both Verve and Martinez and begins to fend off the challenger for the champs title. The two begin fighting as Tommy Polo makes a run down and pulls both Grappler and Solomon out of the ring. They begin backing up the ramp. However "Misery Business" hits the system and Alexia makes her way out looking at the situation. The crowd boos her as she has a microphone and is ready to speak.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
Okay, since I have to restore order; Verve you couldn't get the job done. Grand Mystique you almost ruined your upcoming title match. Here's what I'm going to do. On the next UWA Warzone, two weeks from now, it will be the combined forces of Jason Verve with Sherry Martinez and Grand Mystique taking on Red Solomon and the returning Masked Grappler in a Tag Team Mayhem match. I'm not spoiling the surprises this week. Find out soon and Tommy...

Tommy Polo, I'm ordering you as the head council member of PWC to remain at ringside with Fury and Swift. Your arch-nemesis will be out to address you. So stay down there were you belong. LADY MISERY HAS SPOKEN!

Misery Business hits the PA again as Red and Grappler are handed his UWA Heavyweight Championship. Verve and GM look at each other uneasily but shake hands for peace... for now. The camera returns to see Polo sitting down at the announcers table.

*** Tommy Polo ***
What's crackin' Jessie? I wonder who the tool is that Alexia is ordering out. Could it be The Corpse, or how about Virus?

Tommy reaches over and places a hand over Jessica's shoulder. Fury looks at Polo, but he shoots a look back and he stops immediately.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Actually, I heard it'll be Derek Wellings. That pussy might be coming down to beg to suck your...

*** Jessica Swift ***
I'm cutting you off right there. Too many young ears could hear you and we need to goto break.

As Jessica finishes her words, the screen fades to black.[/center]

[Councilman #2]

The show returns from commercial as the crowd is still clamoring over the main event. "The War is Over" hits the PA system as Derek Wellings walks out in civilian clothing (Blue jean pants and a whip sleeveless button up shirt) and has a neck brace on, with a microphone in his hand. Tommy Polo, who is sitting at ringside for security, scoffs at the sight of Derek Wellings, and pays him no attention. Irvin shrugs his shoulders as Jessica is the only person giving him some attention.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Welcome back to PWC: UWA Warzone ya'll! Chief of Security, Tommy Polo is still down here at ringside and Derek Wellings is making his way to tha rang.

Polo looks over to Jessica and with a stone face says…….

*** Tommy Polo ***
Oh please, he's just looking for sympathy now. His feelings are hurt because I embarrassed his ass a couple weeks ago and his little neck hurts. That pussy; I bet his wife made him feel like a real man when he got home. As a matter of fact, probably not, she probably put the pants on and made him cook and clean.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I agree with you there Tommy. Derek Wellings weaseled his way out of fighting you at Warzone IV and now he's coming to the ring for sympathy. That bleeding pussy. What a douche bag.

Derek continues his way to the ring, and walks up the stairs to thunderous booing from the crowd. He ignores them as he steps through the ropes. He looks around at the people in the audience. They begin chanting...

*** UWA Crowd ***
PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!!

*** Derek Wellings ***
As many of you saw several weeks ago, Tommy Polo. That man right there……..

Derek walks to the side of the ring; Polo stands up ready to fight him, but Derek stands in the ring and points him out.

*** Derek Wellings ***
……is the reason I'm in this damn neck brace. We finally, after almost a year, had the fight we've been gunning for. That man took me to the third story of a building and chokeslammed me off. While I don't know how tall that balcony was he was chokeslammed off was back in the glorious JWA:EWA days; but I guarantee it wasn’t as high as a third story fire escape. We've seen and done a lot of shit to one another over the past three months; but Tommy got the last punch in. I'm a man, and I have my honor.

*** Tommy Polo ***
What honor? The honor that you have is in disgrace.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Let him speak Tommy. The man deserves that much.

The crowd begins getting restless and several unorganized chants begin to start up in the crowd.

*** Derek Wellings ***
And as a man with honor; I'm asking, No, I'm BEGGING Tommy Polo, get in this ring and shake my hand. That was my last match and he not only beat me fair and square but he ended my career and I'm going to show my respect to him.

Derek motions for Tommy to come into the ring. However Polo sits in his seat, motions for a Pepsi from a vendor. The vendor tosses one to Tommy, and he catches it; cracks it open, pulls a bottle from his pants that is unmarked and pours the Pepsi and continues drinking. Derek holds the ropes open and tells him to come; but still he won't move.

*** Tommy Polo ***
Why are you so eager to get me in the ring, Wellings? Every time we square off, you walk over, but you limp back. I’m too much for you, I’m bigger, better, and much stronger than you. You ain’t shit to me but a carpetbagger. What you need to do is re-enlist and maybe get yourself shot in the ass over in Iraq and maybe someone will pay your feeble ass some attention. Organize a gay pride parade or something, make a friend, because I sure don’t want anything to do with you.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Yeah that is true, but the fans are getting restless Tommy. So you should PROBABLY do it before you pull over time. And you know how Alexia doesn’t like to pay overtime.

Jessica and Irvin look over at Tommy. He takes his can with him; walks to a side, away from Wellings and gets into the ring slowly. He doesn't spill a single drop. He looks at Derek’s extended hand and spits in it. Derek wipes it off on his shirt, and laughs about it.

*** Derek Wellings ***
Okay, maybe I deserved that for opening myself up to you. But dammit, Polo, me and you were looking for someone half decent to feud with all these months and I'm the only person in several YEARS who met your standard. I didn't beat you and you got the best of me. You caused a Gulf War and Iraqi War vet to toss in the towel. Shake my hand and we can end this right here and now. Polo tilts his shades down and looks at Wellings with disgust. He then looks down at his hand and says……….

*** Tommy Polo ***
I’m not going to show you any signs of weakness or respect. I’m only doing this because I want you and your wife to stop calling me at night, begging me to be your friend. I’m only doing this for my own sanity. Once I shake your hand, I’m going to leave this ring to wash them thoroughly because Michelle sure does tell me that you’re not doing the job with her, but giving yourself hand jobs. You’re a loser, Wellings, always have been and always will be. When I send Michelle back home to you, she’ll tell you how it felt to get fucked by a winner, because after all these years……….she’s realized that she was sleeping with a loser and that she’s only with you for sympathy and the insurance money in case you got your fuckin’ head blown off in a war. Your highness grants your wish for a hand shake……

Tommy and Derek shake hands. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd. Suddenly Derek throws his leg into Tommy’s crotch and he falls over after being lifted off his feet. The crowd boos mercilessly as Derek reaches into a pocket to find something. He pulls it out to and begins spraying mace into Tommy’s eyes. He screams loudly as it is one of the worst things he's felt recently. Derek spreads his legs again, and drops both legs on his crotch ala Jeff Hardy. He stands over him and finishes the can of Pepsi to spite Polo. Tommy begins throwing up with how potent the mace is. Derek reaches around the Velcro part of the neck brace; tears it off and tosses it out of the ring. He moves his neck around showing his neck is NOT hurt.

*** Derek Wellings ***
Way to go dumbass. Oldest trick in the book and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. You fucking DESERVE this beat down. You're not better than me. Never have, never will. You've never killed a man with your bare hands, but I have. You're about to become number three.

Derek bails out of the ring, looks underneath it and then pulls out a chair and a table and tosses both into the ring. He climbs back in, sets the table up in a corner. Tommy is using the ropes to keep himself up but is still blinded by the mace. Derek walks over and kicks him around a bit.

*** Jessica Swift ***
COME ON! IT'S OVER! The man’s blinded Derek! He can't even defend himself. This isn't right!

*** Irvin Fury ***
I hate to agree with sweet cheeks. But you're right. Tommy can't see and Derek is going to ruin his day all because Tommy beat him in their unsanctioned match. What a cowardly pussy Derek Wellings is.

Derek wastes no more time and lifts Tommy into a powerbomb position. He lifts him up over and onto his right shoulder and runs at the table, tossing Tommy through it in a huge crash. Tommy rolls onto his stomach and covers his heck and head. Derek drop down and begins yelling at his enemy but it's not picked up. Derek is pounding on the mat so hard he is lifting up from the ground as if he was doing push ups. Derek grabs the chair he tossed in and waits for Tommy to raise, but he doesn't move.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That's it. I'm doing something.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Like what? You're T&A. You're not talent Jessie.

[Councilman #2]

Jessica stands up, take off her microphone and head set. Tosses them onto the desk and the crowd pops loudly that Jessica is leaving the announcing table and looks to provide assistance to Polo.

*** Irvin Fury ***
OK. If you need my help, I’ll be right here to call for help for you.

She climbs over the table and up the ring behind Derek. She gets into the ring, grabs Derek’s' shoulder and ready’s to slug him in the face. But instead he turns around and knocks Jessica clean out in one hit. She doesn't move at all and the fans being pelting the ring with garbage. Suddenly 8 members of the Polo Security Agency being to storm the ring and goes after Wellings. Derek looks at the camera closest to him and gives them all his final words.



*** Irvin Fury ***
THAT SON OF A BITCH! He took out my woman! He took out my boy! Hell hath no wrath like a woman’s Fury. I know Chesty McChest is going to have some words to tell Derek. That prick took out Tommy Polo, rendering PSA pretty much useless for several hours. THEN he took out my fuck buddy in one chair shot! That cock sucker is going to have Hell to pay! Ladies and gentlemen, I know you don't want to hear this but I have to say it. On behalf of Jessica Swift and Pro Wrestling Council: Ultimate Wrestling Association. I'm Irvin Fury, good night!

PSA hits the ring hard and begins to take control of near rioting fans who are pelting the ring, and begin taking Jessica and Tommy out of the ring for emergency medical attention. The show fades as Derek looks at the camera one more time with a sadistic smirk, happy with what he's done.


END OF SHOW