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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:22:42 GMT -5
>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<<
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.
"Ironman" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as the shows' entrance begins. The fire works blast off welcoming everyone to UWA Warzone VI. Irvin Fury stands in the ring with a mixed reaction from the crowd. He has his very comfortable leather announcers chair in the ring. Ally is standing outside the ring with her microphone.
*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, Irvin "The One, The Only, The Best in the West, The Love Machine, The Man who makes the women cream" FURY!
The crowd boos Fury, and he picks up the microphone.
*** Irvin Fury ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, last time on Warzone, you saw that fat Army loser Derek Wellings attack an unspsecting. Show it.
The Ultimate Tron goes back to Warzone V
The crowd boos the rewind and Fury picks the mic back up.*** Irvin Fury ***I have great news for everybody! Tommy Polo IS HERE TONIGHT! From what he told me, the macing has only pissed him off more and he has trained his girlfriend the lovely Tracie Bottoms to take on the dried up old hag Michell Wellings tonight!The crowd explodes in a loud cheer.*** Irvin Fury ***I have more good news for you tonight! Despite that cowardly chair attack from that pussy Derek Wellings, Jessica "I want to ride Fury Jr. all night long as if I had one night to live" Swift is back tonight!The crowd explodes in cheering as "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lyndard Skynard hits the PA System. She comes out with a strapless black dress complete in black stockings and poses at the ramp for the fans, with no sign of injury on her. She continues her way down to the ring. Fury points out two guys pulling Crowd Duty in Polo Security Agency, and orders them to help Jessica into the ring. The promptly do as they're told. Jessica staps in the ring and stands in front of Fury looking him in his eyes.*** Irvin Fury ***Hey there Taylor... what? Not hitting me? GOOD, I think you're finally coming around to me. About time to. Tell me something...Jessica grabs the microphone away from him immedately.*** Jessica Swift ***Fury, darlin'. Let's forget the foreplay and be honest honay. You love me, and let me show you something that will astound you.He begins shaking his head that he's up for it.*** Jessica Swift ***Close your eyes, and let me give you something here and know, infront of everyone.Fury is overheard screaming "DAMN WOMAN! I knew you were kinky!". He closes his eyes as she asked. She leans into him, the crowd begins booing. Suddenly the camera rotates around them and Fury begins screaming moving violently. The camera finishes rotating and Jessica is BITING HIS NOSE! Fury drops to his knees and she finaly lest go. The crowd begins laughing at Furys misfortune. He holds his nose and his eyes begin welling.*** Jessica Swift ***If you EVER say what you said just now and last week EVER again. I'll bite your nose off and spit it in your face.Fury stands up, checks his hand for blood but there is a bulge in his pants. Jessica looks down disgusted and leaves the ring followed closely behind by Fury. They sit down at their table. Fury places his headset on and looks at her.*** Irvin Fury ***I'm into a lot of things baby, and pain DOES equal pleasure to me hot stuff. Feel how excited you got me.Jessica looks away as "Misery Business" hits the PA System. Alexia makes her way out followed by Derek & Michelle Wellings. The trio gets down the ramp quickly and enters the ring ready for an annoucnement. The fans begin chanting "POLO IS BETTER!" at Derek, but he ignores them.*** Jessica Swift ***Great, this is getting good already. What's Lady Misery want from us?*** Irvin Fury ***I don't know, but it should be good.The crowd is booing mecilessly at the three in teh ring. She looks at them and pays no mind and she lifts the mic to speak.*** Alexia Valentine ***Last week, Derek destroyed Tommy Polo. That sissy got what was comming to him, but Derek. Remember: You're still apart of major management, and you still made us look bad. Tommy is here tonight, but he is NOT allowed to come near you... not until I say so. That also includes YOU. YOu can't come near him OR Tracie. So you two will have to wait out back during their mach. Oh and don't you EVER touch my announcers ever again. Is that understood?Derek flips out and pulls at his hair. Michell calms him down. Alexia looks at him with no change as the crowd laughs at his misfortune.*** Jessica Swift ***SERVES HIM RIGHT! That son ova bitch.*** Irvin Fury ***Yes he does deserve it. Finally Alexia is trying to regain SOME order to her promotion. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:23:40 GMT -5
*** Alexia Valentine ***
That takes care of Major Managements. But as for everyone else tonight. As you know The Masked Grappler saved Red Solomons' ass last week when he defended him from "The Nature Boy" Jason Verve and Grand Mystique. His doctors didn't give him clearance, but if he's healthy enough to fight last week, he's health enough for active duty. So tonight, I'm reactivating Oscar "The Masked Grappler" Dalton as a member of our roster.
The title isn't on the line Red, but you BETTER be prepared and be willing to fight for your title tooth and nail. Because if you mess up, things are goin to get a lot worst for you.
The crowd boos Alexia mercilessly as she gloats on her promises to destroy Red at any costs. Suddenly "So Raven" by Raven Seymone hits the PA System and The Three Stooges come walking out. They're holding each others hands swinging and skipping as the song plays. Alexia gives them a stone cold dead look.
*** Alexia Valentine ***
CUT THE MUSIC OR YOU'RE FIRED.
The music suddenly dies down. Tin Man gets into the right followed by Spirit and Lizard, the two licking one anothers wounds.
*** Tin Man ***
HEY ALEXIA!
UWA Crowd
The dreaded chant begin and Tin Man begin crying, all because cannot get over without having a ladder to jump off, and he has no political power in PWC. The tears run down his cheeks and the snot runds down his nose.
*** Tin Man ***
ALEXIA! When am I going to get my title shot! You gave shos to Francis Bailey, Daniel Spears, Grand Mystique and Red Solomon but not me! When can I get my shot at the prize so I can prove that I'm the ultimate back stage playing pussy around the E-Fed circuit!
Alexia looks as if she's suddenly physically ill.
*** Alexia Valentine ***
As soon as you get talent, better promo skills, better movesand can get over without a jump seen across the world. You sudden return playing the pitty card like Spirit and the tough guy card like Tommy Polo? Guess what, that will not fly in MY ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION! So if I were Tommy Polo, when I see you, I'd better beat the three of you bloody single handedly and let you three lick each others wounds that yous uffered over three months ago. Don't you EVER come out demanding a title shot when you've disappeared for thre months and are trying to look good so you decide you want to bury everyone in your path. NEVER AGAIN! Now get out of my face or you fired. Derek, Michelle show them the door.
The crowd pops loudly as Derek and Michelle grab Tin Mans' arms, and make him beat the Hell out of himself. Spirit jumps up to defend Tin Man but Derek low blows him, lifts him up and delivers and ARMY STRONG
[/b] on Spirit out of the ring. The lights suddenly flash on cue and be fades out of exsistence leaving a trail of piss behind. Michelle grabs Lizard, but he immedately bails out of the ring, and crawls under the ring. He does a terrible job as she can see his entire body BUT his head. She drags him out, and DDTs' him on the ground. Lizard scurries backstage where he THINKS he's safe. Tin Man is begging for mercy, but Alexia pays him no mind and both Wellings lift him up and give him a Dead Drop on the mat. He stops movies, but Derek lifts him up on his shoulders, Michelle climbs up a turn buckle and the two hit a Doomsday-rana on Tin Man. He faints and the two drag him out of the ring to the back. Alexia smirks. at the camera.[/i] *** Irvin Fury ***THANK YOU FOR GETTING RID OF THAT CRAP! FINALLY!*** Jessica Swift ***I'm actually agreeing with you. Good job Major Management.*** Alexia Valentine ***Remember Red, it may not be right away but Lady Misery gets what Lady Misery wants. You will be bowing before me, and very soon. Lady Misery has SPOKEN.The crowd boos Alexia as she drops the mic in the ring and leaves as "Misery Business" hits again.*** Jessica Swift ***That boss of ours. What can I say?*** Irvin Fury ***NOTHING! Alexia maybe a total bitch, hence Lady Misery, but she is a genious. Red didn't do the time honored tradition of kissing the bosses ass, now he's getting her wrath. Not even DJ Styles was left standing. I'm glad Alexia is muscling up for Red.*** Jessica Swift ***Fury... that was just plain stupid... I think I'm actually dumber after hearing that. THAT GOD we're goign to a commericial now.No sooner had Jessica mentioned the commercial did the scree fade to black.
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:24:02 GMT -5
* UWA Warzone returns from commercial break with the crowd still buzzing over there return to health by Jessica Swift, another beat down of The Three Stooges, and Alexia Valentine vowing to Red Solomon that he will bow before her. As the crowd continue to simmer, Alice Winters enters the ring and there is a large pop from the crowd because the first match of the evening is about to take place. * Ally Winters – The first contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, by way of the superstar initiative, hailing from “The Whitest City in America” Livonia, Michigan and weighing in at 197 pounds……………….. RONNIE D!!!!!!* The crowd boos as the rapping white boy from “The Whitest City in America” Livonia, Michigan, makes his way out from behind the curtain to the sounds of N.W.A’s “Gangsta Gangsta”. * Jessica Swift – What a tool. Irvin Fury – Tell me about it. Did you see what The Masked Grappler did to him this week? Clamped the Iron Claw on him then stuffed him in a locker. Dude is a true tool. * As Ronnie D is making his way down the ramp, he pulls out a microphone and starts speaking. * Ronnie D – Yo, cut the music off. The name’s Ronnie D, Compton’s uncrowned king of everything. Once I step into this ring, you all are going to want to anoint me the King. I’m a beast, rappin’ and wrestlin’ skills that are sharp enough to pay the bills at least. Sharp as a creased, I’m going to cut down my opponent and talk about it in my master thesis. 1-2-3 is what I’m going to hear and my arm raised in victory, and I’m going to end this one quick, so the referee can’t screw me. Warzone 6, I’m in the mix, I should be the main event of this show, and the superstar initiative is going to help me blow. So Adam Shane, walk to this ring, because the only way you’ll be leaving is with a cane. Irvin Fury – THAT SUCKED!!!!Jessica Swift – Maybe he should work for Diddy. Irvin Fury – He sucks to. * The crowd continues to boo as Alice Winters announces his opponent. * Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington, and weighing in at 205 pounds……………….. ADAM SHANE!!!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels. * The lights in the arena go down as “Voices” by Rev Theory begins to play over the sound system. The lights start to give off a rave effect as they flash the colors of the American flag. Adam steps onto the entrance ramp looking out at both sides of the arena. Adam makes his way down to the ring as he holds out his hand so the crowd slaps his hand. Adam walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes as he walks over to the corner waiting for the bell to ring. * Irvin Fury – I have no real interest in this match. Neither men have impressed me in their past matches. I find more enjoyment in vomiting after a long bender. Jessica Swift – Don’t be so swift to count them out, honey. One or both of them may actually want to win this match to get noticed. Irvin Fury – Oh, I’m writing them off, because they both stink like a sweaty jock strap. * The bell rings and Ronnie D starts doing the Soldier Boy dance in the center of the ring. Adam Shane looks at him like he’s stupid then the charges, but gets caught with a powerslam. Ronnie gets up and starts doing the moonwalk and then bounces off the ropes into an elbow drop onto Adam. Ronnie picks up Adam, sends him to the ropes and hits a back elbow. Ronnie picks up Adam and headbutts him then kicks him in the gut and hits a snap DDT. Ronnie rolls Adam over for the pin: 1…………….2………….Adam kicks out. * Irvin Fury – Damn, I thought the match was going to be over. Jessica Swift – Misery loves company, and you’ve been invited. Irvin Fury – The only misery in UWA right now is Alexia Valentine and I wish she would invite me to squeeze those fun bags of hers so I can get cheered up from watching this atrocious match. * Adam Shane is up on his feet and Ronnie D connects with a shot to the head and he sends Adam to the ropes and Ronnie connects with a dropkick. Ronnie then goes to the top rope and as Adam starts to get up, Ronnie comes down with a hard forearm across the head. Ronnie goes for the pin again: 1………….2………..Adam kicks out and Ronnie continues the assault with punches to the head and does some kind of dance move but gets caught with a punch by Adam and another and another. Ronnie is backed up against the ropes and Adam sends him to the opposite side and hits a high back body drop. Ronnie lands on his ass ala Rick Rude and hops around. Adam hits a few more punches and backs Adam into a corner and continues to pound on Ronnie. Adam whips Ronnie out of the corner and hits a clothesline and follows up spinning wheel kick to the face. Ronnie stumbles out of the corner and Adam hits a modified neck breaker. He goes for the pin: 1………Ronnie kicks out. Adam, lifts Ronnie up and body slams him, then hits a pendulum elbow drop. Ronnie is rolling around, holding his chest as Adam is trying to get the crowd hyped up over his offense. * Irvin Fury – Poor sap is trying to get this idiot fans involved. The smartest thing they have done so far is ignore this guy. Jessica Swift – He’s doin’ quite well, if you ask me. Irvin Fury – Well, I didn’t ask you. And if I asked you anything, it’ll be what flavor does your twat smell like today. Jessica Swift – Don’t frickin’ go there, Fury. I chatted with The Masked Grappler earlier tonight and he told me what to do in case you bother me. So I suggest you better call this match or you’ll be feeling my Iron Claw. Irvin Fury – In public or private? * Ronnie is getting up and Adam hits him to the back, turns him around, then sends him to the ropes again and hits a picture perfect spinebuster. Adam then goes to the top rope and goes for the Dragon’s Rage: Phoenix Splash, but Ronnie gets his knees up at the last moment. Adam is on the mat, writhing in pain and Ronnie is slow to put the boots to him and then he starts choking Adam on the mat. Ronnie gets up and motions for Adam to get up. Adam gets up and he’s holding his stomach after missing the Phoenix Splash. The two lock up in the center of the ring and Ronnie takes Adam down with an arm drag then follows that up with a dropkick. Adam rolls out of the ring and Ronnie hits the ropes and then does a suicide dive through the ropes onto Adam and the two crash into the barricade. The wild fans pour peanuts, popcorn, soda, and beer on the two out of spite. Ronnie D gets up and face palms a fan and someone returns with a loogie to the face of Ronnie. As he wipes it from his face in disbelief, another fan punches Ronnie in the mouth, staggering him back into the ring apron. * Jessica Swift – This UWA crowd in Chicago is a bit on the rambunctious side. They just ganged up on Ronnie D. Irvin Fury – They are testing the nuts of that poser. They want to see if he’s really the gangsta, gangsta, like the song says. Jessica Swift – I laugh at guys like him who don’t even pose a threat to snail. But I hope the fans don’t go too far overboard, because they could get thrown out. Irvin Fury – Then they’ll just be waiting for him in the parking lot. * The referee is urging Ronnie to get back into the ring before the crowd really turns. He has a pissed off look on his face and the near-rioting crowd starts throwing more trash and food at Ronnie as he rolls back into the ring. Adam starts to get up and the crowd pushes him into the ring apron as well and he looks back at them with disdain as well and they throw stuff at him and boo. Adam rolls back into the ring and Ronnie is waiting for him with more stomps. He picks him up and chops him then he face palms him. Adam fights back with punches and hits a knee to the gut. Adam hits the ropes and hits a running kick to the head. Adam goes for the pin: 1…………2……….Ronnie kicks out. Adam goes to pick him up but Ronnie rolls him up into a small package: 1………….2……….Adam kicks out. Adam gets up but Ronnie trips him up, holds the leg and goes for a single leg crab but Adam kicks Ronnie away and kips up. Ronnie charges Adam again and misses a clothesline, but Ronnie comes back with another and connects with one to the back of the head. Adam falls flat on his face and Ronnie hits the ropes and when Adam stands up, Ronnie hits a shoulder block. Adam gets up again and Ronnie hits one more shoulder block and holds his hand in the air and then waves it in front of his face; the crowd boos. * |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:24:47 GMT -5
Jessica Swift – This guy is just too much. No one likes him and yet, he plays to them like they will give him a positive response. Irvin Fury – Mind if I jump in the ring and give him a piece of my mind? Jessica Swift – Sure, be my guest, because after the last few shows, I’ve been the one getting in the ring to stop the mayhem. Irvin Fury – OK, I’ll let you do it. * Adam is slow getting up and when he turns around, Ronnie hoists him up onto his shoulders for the Hip Hop Drop but Adam elbows him away and gets down off his shoulders and delivers a kick to the gut of Ronnie. He then hits the ropes but Ronnie scoops him up onto his shoulders again and then flattens him with the Hip Hop Drop (F-U) and hooks the leg for the pin: 1……………..2…………….3!!! The bell rings as the crowd boos. * Crowd – Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………………..RONNIE D!!!!!!!Jessica Swift – The tool actually won this match? Irvin Fury – Well, Adam Shane sucks anyway, so it was a battle of two suckers, who the fans could care less if they had a bomb dropped in the ring on them. Jessica Swift – Adam Shane better get it together or he’s going to endure further embarrassment or worse……….. Irvin Fury - ……..join The Three Stooges. And if that ha------- what does he have to say now? * Ronnie D has a microphone and he’s about to speak. * Ronnie D – Yo, yo. I told you who would be victorious, if you didn’t know. Ronnie D is your winner, rings throughout your ear lobes. I’m a beast, got that sucker down for the 1-2-3, and the King is coming for his crown, because no one can see me. Crowd – Irvin Fury – This guy sucks. Someone load a gun and shoot that poser. * “Gangsta, Gangsta” by N.W.A starts playing as Ronnie D is in the ring, dancing and celebrating his victory. The crowd litters the ring with trash as he dances. * Jessica Swift – He's such a clown. Up next, we have Willie Moleman in the back, ready to talk to one of the participants in tonight's tag team main event, The Grand Mystique. Irvin Fury - Will he have the crystal ball? Jessica Swift - I believe so. Irvin Fury - Duck........ |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:25:33 GMT -5
* The scene shifts to the back where Willie Moleman is standing with The Grand Mystique and he is about to ask him about the main event of the evening. The Grand Mystique looks agitated as Moleman talks to him. * Willie Moleman – Hello everyone, I’m Willie Moleman, PWC and UWA Interviewer. Right now, in preparation for one of the biggest main events in the young history of Ultimate Wrestling Association, I have with me one of the participants in that massive tag team match, The Grand Mystique. He will be teaming with the vicious Jason Verve against the returning Masked Grappler and UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. Grand Mystique, you are the #1 contender to the UWA Heavyweight Champion by way of a victory over Nick Travis back on Warzone V, so what are your plans going into this tag team match?  Grand Mystique – My plans are none of your business, Moleman. Only my mind and the crystal ball know what the future holds and releasing this information to the masses does not do any of you good because there is nothing you or anyone else can do once my plan is in effect. My stepping into the ring will be enough to answer your questions. I am not concerned with my tag team partner, Jason Verve. He has his own issue with The Masked Grappler. I am focused on bringing pain and injury to the champion, the man I will face in the coming weeks. And tonight, I will take another step in my conquest in becoming the UWA Heavyweight Champion. I will deliver the Big Bang and everyone in Chicago will then know, The Grand Mystique is who he say he is. Willie Moleman – What may be that be? Grand Mystique – I am the Hand of Prophecy. I am the legend that will rise and devour the champion, starting tonight. Tonight, Red Solomon, you will meet the Hand of Prophecy, and it will be a meeting you wish to never have made. You have once felt the pain of the crystal ball, next you will feel The Big Bang. Willie Moleman – What of comments by The Masked Grappler that you are not a better man than he is? Grand Mystique – The old man is off his rocker. A loss is a loss, no matter how he attained it. He can continue to develop an ulcer by belly aching something that is in the past, but I would assume he lives in the past by his war stories and ring style. The Masked Grappler is not a threat to me, as I’ve proven in AEW. His time will ultimately come to meet The Hand of Prophecy, but as I’ve said, my focus is entirely on the champion. Once I defeat Red Solomon for the championship, then The Masked Grappler may request to face me once more to attempt to redeem himself. But tonight is my night, the night of The Grand Mystique and Jason Verve. Willie Moleman – And speaking of your partner, Jason Verve, have you seen him? Grand Mystique – No one invited him into the building. * Grand Mystique walks off, leaving Willie Moleman. Moleman looks at the cameraman and asks………… * Willie Moleman – Well, I guess we have to find a door to invite him in to get his take on the main event. Fans, this is Willie Moleman, UWA interviewer and vampire hunter. Irvin Fury – Be careful Willie because I have your garlic necklace. And if Sherry Martinez wants to suck on something, I got a hunk of beef that needs adraining. Jessica Swift – You’re a sick man, Fury. Irvin Fury – If she sucks hard enough, she’ll rid me of this sickness called, stiffness. Or could you rub it out of me? Jessica Swift – No……….we’ll be back fans. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:25:23 GMT -5
UWA Warzone returns with Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury sitting at ringside ready. Ally Winters is in the ring and several men make cat calls at her. A chanting of "AL-LY!" dies down.*** Ally Winters ***LADIES AND GENTLE! The following match is schedueled for one fall! Making his way first to the ring weighing in at 225 lbs, stahnding in at 6'3" tall, from Newark, New Jeresy: NICK TRAVIS! "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough."-Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge.- "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me."-The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match.-*** Jessica Swift ***UGH Nick Travis? I didn't expect him to show up. This guy is pretty arrogant if you ask me.*** Irvin Fury ***Yeah he is, but that arrogance is what makes a CHAMPION!. If Nick Travis makes good shows last earlier when he hyped his match unlike that no talent shit Jake Titan, he'll be find his opponent to be the UWA Heavyweight Champion one day.*** Jessica Swift ***Speaking of Jake Titan...Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to the Empire State.
Home of the World Trade.
Birthplace of Michael Jordan.
Home of Biggie Smalls.
Roc-A-Fella headquarters.
Ladies and gentlemen, Killa Cam, Young Hov is definitely in the building
Brooklyn, Harlem World
(Welcome to New York City, welcome to New York City)
Stand the fuck up!
Jake Titan comes out from behind the UWA entrance to a loud ovation from the crowd. He leads the way with a crowbar as "Welcome to New York" by Cam'ron continues to play as Jake makes his way to the ring.*** Ally Winters ***HIS OPPONENT! Weighing in at 250 lbs, standing in at 6 feet tall, from New York City, New York. He is the UWAs' Original Gangster JAKE TITAN! Your referee for this match is Maverick Micheals.Jake runs into the ring and jumps up on the edge. Jack takes the micro away from Ally as she leaves the ring. He looks right at Irvin Fury. *** Jake Titan ***Listen here you stupid mother fucker. This is the second week I've come out here. You better not fucking get in my way you inbred piece of shit. I'm doing my god damn job yo. You need to stay the...Nick Travis runs up behind nad clubs Jake over his head. Maverick hands the mic to Ally outside the ring as he calls for the bell.*** Irvin Fury ***You see that? He should be harassing me at my damn job. That piece of shit should be arrest for harassment, thrown in jail with the rest of his family, and the key be one inch out of his reach. He should be teased with freedom and never given it.Fury stands up, flips off Titan and sits down. Titan counters a Irish Whip attempt by Travis, and throws him into the ropes. He bounces back, and shoulder tackles Jake down. He hopes over his opponent, bounces off the ropes and downs him with a Clothesline.
Nick put one foot on the mid rope standso nthe roeps and screams "I'M THE SMARTEST MAN TO EVER GRACE THIS RING!" Getting a loud negative reaction from the crowd. He steps off the ropes only for Jake to catch him in a Scoop Slam. Travis gets up, only to reciever a second Scoop Slam followed by a third one when gets up. Jake Titan gets on the ropes, raises one hand and yells out "FUCK FURY!" recieving a large positive reaction from the crowd.*** Irvin Fury ***Fuck this damn ji-*** Jessica Swift ***DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD.*** Irvin Fury ***Fine, fuck this gangster punk ass bitch. That piece of shit needs to lose in the worst ways. No other reason about it.Jake gets down from the ropes, but Travis has recovered and lands an Inverted Atomic Drop, Jake backs away only to be scooped in a German Supplex, but Jack wiggles free via backflip, and attempts a German Suplex of his own, however Travis backflips out and gives his opponent an Electric Chair Drop. Jake holds his ribs, seeing an opening Travis goes to work stomping away at his ribs. Titan protects himself, but Travis holds an arm and begins stomping away and dropping knees.
He picks up Titan, elbows him in his chest then hits a Rervers Side Russian Leg Sweep causing Jakes' ribs to impact the mat hard. He flips over Jake, bounes off the rops and lands with a double knee drop on him, and goes for a pin but only gets a two count.*** Irvin Fury ***GIVE IT UP TITAN! YOU SUCK!Travis swings a few times against Titans' head and picks him up, he delivers a few forearms to Titans' head, pushes him to the rope tosses him off, Titan comes back and Travis hits him with with a tilt a whirl backbreaker and goes for a pin but Jake kicks out quickly. He holds his hair and argues with the referee, and the crowd throws hate back at him. Titan rolls onto his stomach and begins crawling to the ropes.
Travis gets onto his feet, and bashes away at Titans' head but he counters back with a mule kick. Travis holds his gut, and Titan comes swinging with a Super Kick but Travis ducks his Super Kick attempt and manages to squeeze off a Scissors Kick. Travis grabs Titan by his bald head in a suplex position but manages to hit a Brain Buster DDT. Travis goes for another pin but Titan is still alive and kicking out. Travis begins beating on the canvas arguing with Maverick.*** Irvin Fury ***Kick his ass! This stupid piece of crap deserves to lose!*** Jessica Swift ***Titan has paid his dues. He deserves to win every bit as much as Nick Travis does. I hope Titan wins and comes out to hurt you good Irvin.*** Irvin Fury ***I hope you hurt me good.Travis grabs Jake by an arm, and hits an Arm Wringer followed by a Leg Drop over his ribs. He climbs up the ropes and comes off with three Flying Elbow Drops one at a time. He goes for another pin and Titan manages to kick out. Fury begins getting upset from Ring Side that Titan hasn't given up or been pinned. He tosses junk a the ring onlhy to be showered in moer junk himself.
Travis brings Titan up but he finally gets the strength to counter and hits a Hip Toss on Travis, he gets up holding his lower back and is hit with another Hip Toss. Titan begins summoning the crowd behind him which they glady do so. He toe kicks his opponent and hits a Ghetto DDT on Nick. He climbs up a Turnbuckle and hits a Big Splash room almost 1/4 of the way across the ring. He covers but Travis kicks out.*** Irvin Fury ***That's it, I can not risk anything.*** Jessica Swift ***What are you talking about Fury?Fury takes off his head phones, grabs Jake Titans' Crowbar, holding low he gets the referees attention. Maverick comes over but misses Fury throwing the Crowbar in the ring. Travis hides it under him but Jake walks over and spits right on Fury to a large good reaction. Fury spits back into Titans eye, he stumbles around a moment,
Travis takes this opportunity to crack Jake over his head with the crowbar. Titan falls down, and Travis cracks him two more times in the ribs with his own crowbar, tosses it out of the ring. The fans get into a huge roar over this and begin to air their grievances...UWA CrowdFury goes back to the announcers table. Puts his headset on and fixes his shirt.*** Irvin Fury ***Serves him right. Take that Titan. It's about time someone put him in his damn place.*** Jessica Swift ***When Titan tries to return the favor, I'm not protecting you. I'm sure Polo Protection Agency won't either. You reap what you sow.Travis picks Titan up, locks him in a Full Nelson and completes his Travis Plex. He bridges for a pin...
ONE!...
TWO!...
THREE!
Maverick calls for the bell and raises Nick Travis' hand in victory.*** Ally Winters ***HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL! NICK TRAVIS!The crowd boos Fury & Travis relentlessly. Travis spits on his defeaten opponent and begins to walk away from the ring with a smug look on his face. Fury stands up on his chair, removes his headset once more, asks for a microphone and raises it to his mouth. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:26:56 GMT -5
*** Irvin Fury ***
That crap hurts doesn’t it, you monkey? For all the crap that you’ve given me all this time, I found a way to pay you back. Each and every time you screw with me, I’m going to make sure that every time you show your ugly face, that you get what you deserve. I did nothing to you for you to choose me as your whuppin’ boy, but I’m going to make sure you know that you’re my whuppin’ boy.
*** Jessica Swift ***
Sit down Fury. This is so unprofessional.
*** Irvin Fury ***
When have I ever been professional about anything, Jessie? This guy keeps assaulting me, and threatening me, for something I have no idea what. I want that piece of shit out of the ring. He sucks and all he’s good for is talking shit and losing matches. PSA, do what you’re paid to do and get this piece of shit out of the ring.
Members of the PSA begin to come down to the ring as Jake is getting up. They enter the ring and surround him. He looks around then he starts swinging as they approach. They dog pile on him to keep him in place and then they drag him out. The crowd boos as Fury continues to yap.
*** Irvin Fury ***
That’s right. Get that fucker out of the ring and throw him out of the building. He has no value. He is a threat to everyone in this building and I want him gone. Every time that bastard comes near a UWA or PWC event, kick his ass and throw him into the street where he can pimp, do drugs, get shot at, and whatever else God has reigned down on his kind.
*** Jessica Swift ***
This is getting out of hand Fury. STOP IT NOW!!!!
Fury begins to sit down and then he runs over to where the PSA is carrying Jake out. Fury gets into Titan’s face and starts yelling……
*** Irvin Fury ***
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GO TO HELL AND BURN WITH THE REST OF YOUR KIND!!!! YOU’RE LUCKY I’M WORKING NOW, OR I’LL HAVE THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!!
The crowd boos as Fury goes back to his place at the announcer’s table and sits down next Jessica. She covers her head in embarrassment.
*** Jessica Swift ***
You are so embarrassing.
*** Irvin Fury ***
I have been assaulted, Jessie. I’m defending myself………..and you.
*** Jessica Swift ***
You’re doing more harm than help. You need to sit down and calm down. You sound and look more ridiculous than usual.
*** Irvin Fury ***
I’m a man, I’m 40. He shouldn’t be treating me like a stupid kid on the playground he thinks he can bully for a cocktail…………fruit. Every time he steps into my sandbox from here on out, I’m going to kick sand right into his eyes. I’m sick and tired of being harassed and assaulted when I’m alone. I’m smarter than he is and I once again showed him who’s boss. Screw him and his apron wearin’ mammy.
*** Jessica Swift ***
You’re just too much. Fans, lets go to the back and catch up with Willie Moleman, as he is looking for Jason Verve.
*** Irvin Fury ***
I’m looking for Sherry…….. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:27:46 GMT -5
* Willie Moleman is walking around in the back when he stops at a door. * Willie Moleman – Why won’t they just let him in? Cameraman – Why do you think they won’t let him in? Dude is a monster. Willie Moleman – Listen, I have a job to do and I’m not going to risk making Ms. Valentine mad by not conducting this interview because someone won’t invite the guy in. Cameraman – I’m not doing it. So I’ll stand back and record you make a big mistake. Willie Moleman – So who’s been letting him into all the other arenas we’ve worked so far? Cameraman – Maybe it was Alexia Valentine, I don’t know. Willie Moleman – What would you know, all you do is hold a camera. So he’s behind this door? * The cameraman shakes the camera in a “YES” motion then he backs away as Willie opens the door and in the darkness, a voice is heard. * Voice – Well? Are you going to invite me in? Willie Moleman – Sure, please come in Mr. Verve. I want to talk to you. * The crowd boos as Jason Verve with Sherry Martinez enters the building. * Crowd – Irvin Fury – Here comes the pain. Jessica Swift – Willie is making a big mistake by letting him in for the sake of an interview. Irvin Fury – He has a job to do, and I’m talking about Jason Verve. I could care less if Alexia gets pissed at Moleman. For taking so long and questioning whether or not to open the door, she should book Moleman against Verve just to show her own teeth. Jessica Swift – God, we don’t need that to happen. Things are tough enough around here as it is. Willie Moleman – Mr. Verve, no one invited you into the United Center this week. What happened? Jason Verve – My silence was enough to make people forget about me. None the less, I am here and I have you, Mr. Moleman, to thank. Willie Moleman – Don’t worry about it, I have a job to do. Jason Verve – As do I, as appointed by Ms. Alexia Valentine. I am here to destroy The Masked Grappler and the UWA Champion, Red Solomon. Two men who do not deserve to walk the same path in life as I. Willie Moleman – I don’t think either men walk the same path as you. They both have distinctive different lifestyles as yourself. Jason Verve – You fail to understand, Moleman. The path that we all walk is the path of life. Both men deserve to be taken on a detour, so to speak. I have attempted on more than one occasion to guide The Masked Grappler to a place where he will find peace in darkness, yet he keeps returning. I will attempt once again during the main event of the evening to send him back to where I wish for him to be. Willie Moleman – You’re not going to try and break his neck again, are you? Jason Verve – I will not try this time, I will succeed. Willie Moleman – like to see you try……….And what of the UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon? Jason Verve – The champion is a mere pawn in Ms. Valentine’s game. In due time, he to, will succumb to her will and fall just as DJ Styles fell. Tonight, myself and The Grand Mystique are simply here to inflict as much pain and injury to him as possible. And if I have my way, I wish to drain his body of the life fluid that his High Being has given him to live and indulge in drinking it. Willie Moleman – THAT’S TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!!!! I don’t think that’s legal in most states. Jason Verve – It is very much legal Mr. Moleman. Willie Moleman – I think it was a mistake inviting you in. Jason Verve – Unfortunate for you, I am here, and I will make sure you all know I am here. Tonight, the blood of The Masked Grappler and Red Solomon flow freely and I will paint the canvas with the regurgitated blood of my opponents, and then you will know that I am as serious as you doubt my abilities. Sherry, show Mr. Moleman that drinking the life fluid of others is legal. Sherry Martinez – I would love to…….. * Willie backs away and runs down the hallway as the two vamps stare, laugh, then kiss wildly. Sherry bites the lip of Jason and she licks the blood from his chin, smearing it onto his cheek. She wipes the blood off her tongue and smears the blood all over her face and the scene ends with the two laughing. * |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:28:10 GMT -5
UWA Warzone returns from commercial. The crowd is still going wild. “Da Baddest Bitch” by Trina starts to play and Tracie makes her way out from behind the curtain and stops on stage with a smile on her face. The bell rings several times signally the next match.*** Ally Winters ***The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Starlet match! Making her way first to the ring, from Norfolk, VA weighing in at 115 lbs measuring in at 6' tall, she is the lovely girlfriend of Tommy "The Menace" Polo... TRACIE BOTTOMS! She looks around into the crowd, then she does some sort of gyration on stage, bends over, and wiggles her tight little behind for everyone to get excited. She then starts her way down the ramp and walks up the steps. She then steps into the ring with one leg through the middle rope and bends over again, hiking up her little skirt, exposing her panties. She wiggles her behind again as the fans whistle at her. She enters the ring and then walks over to a corner, places her long leg up on the top rope and does some sort of stretching exercise, that gets the crowd excited.*** Irvin Fury ***ALL RIGHT! About time we have an all chick match! Not talking about pussies "Awesome" DJ Styles & "The King of the World" Daniel Spears. Those are real big pussies. Probably the biggest pussies in this federation.*** Jessica Swift ***Fury... shut up. You're the biggest wussy in this world. You're no man, there isn't enough man in that body to fill an atom. Face it Fury, you're a loser and a sucker.*** Irvin Fury ***But we all know you love me. That's why you stay here with me all the time.Suddenly "Light That Blinds" by Shadows Fall hits the PA and Michelle Wellings comes out by herself. The crowd boos her as she walks down to the ring dressed in a grey sweat shirt and tight black shorts. She slides into the ring head first and stares at Tracie.*** Ally Winters ***Her opponent, standing 5'8" tall weighing in at 175 lbs from Lowell, MA. Standing in the opposing corner, "The Lioness" MICHELLE WELLINGS! Your referee for this match is Sarah O'Doyle. *** Jessica Swift ***This should be an interesting encounter. Both were trained by their respective men, and both have NEVER wrestled before.*** Irvin Fury ***I'm just waiting for titties pop out. That would be so awesome!! And make this night Ultimate.The two women circle each other in the ring, and both snap. Michelle begins pushing Tracie into the corner behind her, but she reverse, slams Michelle into the corner and gives her a big chop as if it was Tommy VS Derek. Michelle nearly falls over, but Tracie pushers her back up, jumps onto the second rope and gives her a hurricarana.'The crowd pops not expecting this to come from Pulo-Trainie*** Jessica Swift ***WHOA! I didnt' think Tommy Polo, being a Super Heavyweight would have trained his girlfriend a Feartherweight the style of Cruiserweight. This is going to be good, cannot wait to see wht happens from Michelle.*** Irvin Fury ***OF COURSE! Tommy has traveled world, trained all over the world, and has trained the best, I'm not naming names but he help The Invincible in our JWA days.Michelle is on her hands and knees staring at Tracie who is actin all cutsy. She goes to the ropes quickly and Referee O'Doyle has to get between them and allow Michelle to get back up. She gets to her feet and confronts Tracie again, only this time things are different as she grabs Tracie's hair and drags her around the ring before throwing her like a rag doll. Tracie gets to her knees but Michelle is on her stomping away at her shoulder. She grabs Tracie in Powerbombing position and immedately connects with a Ganso Bomb. Tracie holds her neck and Michelle smiles looking around the crowd who just boos her.
Michelle begin stomping over her opponents neck but she gets to the ropes and once more O'Doyle gets in the way to allow Tracie up. She gets to her feet and runs out and takes her down with a running Tornado DDT. She rolls onto of Michelle and begins choking her with her boot. The crowd pops in her favor, and boos Michelles attempts at getting out.*** Jessica Swift ***That tide turned quickly, looks like Michelle cannot seem to keep Tracie down.*** Irvin Fury ***Funny enough that's what I heard from Tommy Polo the other night. But we all see that is true both in the sac and in the right. That dried up hag is going to have a hard time, except from her piece of shit husband Derek, who is has a flaccid time.Tracie drags Michelle to he rfeet and goes for a suplex but Michelle gets out, and hits a German Suplex, followed by a second German Suplex and a Release German Suplex. Michelle runs over and drops a leg over her opponents deck, gets up bounces off the ropes and drop a second followed by two more the same style.
Michelle stays down and begin doing push ups by Tracie b arkinga t her. She gets to he rknees and waits in a corner, as Tracie slowly gets up. The crowd begins warning her not to turn around, but as she does Michelle aims to Spear her but Tracie side steps and tosses her into into the turnbuckle instead. The crowd cheers and Tracie runs over, and jumps butt first onto her already hurt arm. She pulls her out and takes her down with a Arm Drag. She holds her arm as she quickly sits up, but he ropponent is unrelenting in her attacks and stomps on sher shoulder until Michelle gets up in a corner and hits a Belly To Belly Suplex on her opponent.*** Irvin Fury ***I've only seen two women fight like this only one time before!*** Jessica Swift ***Was it to keep you from sexually assualting them Irvin?*** Irvin Fury ***{/color]
Oh Hell no, it was when they wanted to be the first to sample the fruit of my loins known as Furys' Little Bastard Mischief Maker!
*** Jessica Swift ***
Oh God Fury... you're too much.
*** Irvin Fury ***
That's what they said.
Tracie goes for a pin, but Michelle gets her shoulder up at 2. Tracie puts her knee behind Michelles arm and begins bending it back wards, but Michelle manages to wiggle free and gives a huge drop kick to Tracie taking her down. Michelle doen't let up and begins pounding Tracies head into the canvas. O'Doyle breaks her away and it buys Traciea few moments to recover, and tackle Michelle over. THe two begin rolling around clawing at one anothers' eyes and clothes. Michelle wins the exchange but misses a Leg Drop.
Tracie grabs both of Michelles arms from behind, puts a knee against her spine and begins pulling back. Michelle yells a few times, Referee O'Doyle however doesn't call her submitting as Tracie releases the old early and lifts Michelle back to her feet and attempts a DDT, but Michelle reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. However Tracie kicks out at 2.
*** Jessica Swift ***
Close but no cigar, you'll have to put more moves on Ms. Bottoms if you're going to win Michelle.
*** Irvin Fury ***
I wouldn't mind seeing some girl on girl on girl moves if you know what I mean Jessica.
*** Jessic Swift ***
Unforunately I do know what you mean, and that's only in your dreams.
Both women take a momentary breather and get to the feet. They circle each othe rand both snap but Tracies ducks under Bitch Slaps Michelle, she returns the favor, only to miss by a ducking Tracie who bitch smacks her again, Michelle tries once more and again Tracie ducks under and hits a Back Breaker on Micelle. She lifts her up for another Backbreaker and connects again. This time she spins her opponent around, knees the Airborn Lioness in her gut, and signals for her mans' move. She looks around at the crowd goes crazy as Tracie locks MIchelle in a Double Underhook position. She tries fighting out, but Tracie breaks it only to give her a DDT. She stops move, and Tracie once again puts her in a Double Underhook lock. The crowd begins going crazy.
UWA CROWD
Tracie hits it too! Michelle is out cold from the POLO PLUNGE! [/b], and Tracie stands up, runs at the ropes comes off and hits an Atomic Leg Drop ala Hulk Hogan. She hooks Michelles leg...[/i] ONE!....
TWO!.l...
THREE!...Referee Sarah O'Doyle calls for the bell and raises Tracies' arm high with a defeated MIchelle looking on.*** Ally Winters ***HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL! TRAC-IE BOT-TOMS!"Da Baddest Bitch" hits the Pay and both leave the ring with a defeated Michelle Wellings looking on. Tracie begin crying with how happy she is over winning he first pro wrestlign match.*** Jessic Swift ***Another big win for Team Polo. Don't feel bad Fury, you have your dirty movies at your hotel room. Stick around folks we got more comming when we return.FADE TO COMMERCIAL[/center] |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:29:05 GMT -5
* The image of The Masked Grappler is shown and everyone in the arena goes crazy. * Crowd – Irvin Fury – Why are they cheering for this old bag of dust? Jessica Swift – Maybe because they actually like him. * The Masked Grappler is in the locker room with Willie Moleman and he’s going to give his insight on the big tag team main event for tonight’s show. * Willie Moleman – Hello everyone, Willie Moleman once again, and this time with me is none other than, my personal favorite, the returning Golden Era Classic, The Masked Grappler. The Masked Grappler – It feels great to be back to entertain the fans this evening and to bring back ---------------- * Grappler places his hand in the claw form up to the camera as the scene goes black and brown and starts flipping and skipping. * Masked Grappler – ----THE IRON CLAW!!!!Willie Moleman – Yes. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen you in the ring Mr. Grappler ------- The Masked Grappler – That’s Mr. Masked Grappler to you sonny. Willie Moleman – The name’s Willie Moleman. The Masked Grappler – Well sonny, what Mr. Jason Verve did to me back almost two months ago was a vile thing. He took me away from my fans and then he added insult to injury by attacking me in my place of rest last month. For his actions, he shall be punished. Willie Moleman – You are referring to the attack that Jason Verve did when he posed as your young son, Nemo, got into your “nursing” home while you recuperated from his first attack then attacked you again. Yes, that was a horrible thing he did, one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in wrestling. But you do have to thank the two rubber men for saving you, otherwise, you may have suffered more injuries. The Masked Grappler – Those two rubber men are a mystery to me. I have never seen such beings in all my time in wrestling and they haven’t been seen since they trashed The Three Stooges. Well, who ever they are, I would like to thank them for their assistance. Now, on to this match I’m taking part of……it is a blessing to return to the ring in such a high profile match and teaming with the current UWA Heavyweight Champion is an honor. My family have told Mr. Solomon how we feel about him and we wish him great luck in his current title reign. I wish to seek revenge on Mr. Verve and if The Grand Mystique, who wishes to accept hollow victories wish to step in my path, then he’s more than welcome to feel ----------- * Grappler places his hand in the claw form up to the camera as the scene goes black and brown and starts flipping and skipping again. * Masked Grappler – ----THE IRON CLAW!!!!Willie Moleman – You are making this out to be a very much anticipated event. I’m pretty sure you will do your best in the ring and get back into form. The Masked Grappler – The Masked Grappler is always in form, so expect 110% from me at all times. And in this match, I will get my revenge on Verve and take my place in the ranks of the elite of UWA. I’m never too old to beat anyone on the roster and carry this company on my back. Willie Moleman – Is that an indirect challenge to, lets say, Red Solomon as well? The Masked Grappler – It’s a challenge to anyone within UWA, as a whole. No young-whipper snapper is going to stand in my way of becoming champion. Now if you will excuse me, I have some neck exercises to do before my match. * The Masked Grappler walks away and Willie Moleman closes the interview. * Willie Moleman - There you have it fans, The Masked Grappler is primed and ready for the upcoming tag team main event and he looks to slap the Iron Claw on everyone who stands in his way. I’m Willie Moleman, UWA Interviewer, now back to the action. Jessica Swift - We're going to take a short break, and when we return, we have Triple Threat action, with Jimmy Star, taking on Angel, taking on Sayomo Oshiro. Irvin Fury - I wonder if she'll be interested in my egg roll. Jessica Swift - We'll be back fans. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:30:05 GMT -5
Ally Winters – The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall, and it will be an ANYTHING GOES MATCH!!!!!Irvin Fury – My kind of match. Jessica Swift – What a surprise we have here. Ally Winters – Introducing first, hailing from Hollywood, California, and weighing in at 173 pounds………….. JIMMY STAR!!!!!!!* Less Talk, More Rokk by Freezepop begins to play and Jimmy Star makes his way out onto the stage and spins around for all to see him,. He does a mad dash to the ring, jumps, front rolls into the ring, spins on one knee climbs the turn buckle and backflips off, ending with thumbs up to the crowd. * Irvin Fury – What a gump. Jessica Swift – He may be a gump to you, but Jimmy Star can put on a show and tonight, he intends to impress Alexia Valentine once again with another spectacular outing. Irvin Fury – If he had impressed her already, he’d be on the roster. Ally Winters – Coming up next, hailing from Sheffield, England, and weighing in at 230 pounds…………….. THE ANGEL!!!!!!!* A bell rings in the distance as the arena’s lights darken. White lights flurry across the crowd, as a 2nd bell rings. White flames build up at the entrance of the stage. A 3rd bell rings as “For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts. The flames spout up as The Angel walks through the fire to the arena. He nods as he psyches himself up for the match. Looking at the floor he raises an arm. Making his way to the ring, he then hops up on the apron and he waits nervously. Shaking his arms and tilting his head he climbs up to the ropes. Glancing to the crowd he climbs into the ring and up to the turnbuckle. Looking left to right, he raises an arm to the crowd. He takes off his jacket before climbing down and preparing for the match. * Irvin Fury – Who gives a rats ass about this guy? He’s a loner and does what he wants. Comes and goes, makes promises, listens to the wrong people, he’s sheep if anything, but screw him. I hope he suffers a heart attack and die in the ring. Jessica Swift – How can you say such a thing about him, Fury? We all know that he’s a douche bag. Irvin Fury – Well, something we finally agree on. Ally Winters – And the final opponent, she hails from Naha City in Okinawa, Japan, and weighing in at 145 pounds…………….. SAYOMI OSHIRO!!!!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels. * “Houki Boshi” by Younha plays and the first active female of the UWA roster makes her way out from behind the curtain. She makes her way down the ramp with her arms crossed together in each sleeve. She slowly walks down the ramp, as she is dressed in a kimono and she slowly makes her way up the ring steps. The referee helps her into the ring opening the ropes for her. When she removes her kimono, the referee hands it to the timekeeper. She looks on into the crowd as she prepares to take on two opponents who are just as hungry as she is to impress the boss. Angel slides out of the ring to jaw with some of the fans. * Jessica Swift – Sayomi Oshiro is the first woman in UWA to actually compete with men. I’m so proud of her. Irvin Fury – Since she has the balls to step into the ring with men, she should be treated like a man in that ring. It’s her choice to compete and it’ll be her opponents choice to make the mistake of being easy on her. Jessica Swift – She was raised by her brothers, she’ll manage. * .......Angel runs into the ring and is met with a double teaming clothesline from the two others of the match. The crowd loves it as the bell sounds. The two pick Angel up off the mat and delivers a double snap suplex. Angel writhes in pain on the mat. Oshiro splits the legs of Angel open and plays to the crowd. Angel begs but Oshiro stomps him in the nuts. * Irvin Fury - Angel's dill bag has to be smarting after that shot. Boy, I tell ya, women know where to go when they don’t like you. Jessica Swift - Fury, can you be a little more constructive in describing what happened to Angel? I mean, this is television, not pay per view. Irvin Fury - I thought I was being as constructive and descriptive with that. I'm going to call it the way I see it. * Angel is slumped down in a corner as Jimmy is holding him down by the throat with a boot. Oshiro exits the ring and finds a jump rope. She ties the rope around the neck of Angel and places a boot on the post and pulls back. Angel is choking as Jimmy is laughing. Jimmy begins to stomp Angel out in the corner as Oshiro tightens the hold. * Jessica Swift - Talk about trying to gain attention. Oshiro is trying to kill Angel with that rope around his throat!!!! * Oshiro releases the rope as Jimmy drags Angel back into the ring and makes a pin attempt: 1……….2……….Angel kicks out as Oshiro re-enters the ring and clotheslines Jimmy with the rope. The crowd loves the deception in this match up. Oshiro then goes for the pin on Angel: 1………..2…………Angel kicks out once again and rolls out of the ring. As Angel is trying to walk away from the ring, Oshiro wraps the rope around Angel's throat and pulls back, hanging the unsuspecting Angel. * Irvin Fury - I thought public hangings were barred in this country. Jessica Swift - Well they are, but this one is pretty much legal, Fury. * Jimmy comes to and hits Oshiro in her back and the two begin to brawl in the ring. Jimmy gets the upper hand and backs Oshiro into a corner. He takes some of the jump rope and wraps it around the throat of Oshiro, jumps over the top rope to the floor, snapping the head of Oshiro back. The crowd gasped at that move. Oshiro falls to the mat, holding her throat. Angel comes around the corner and smacks Jimmy in the back with a chair. Angel then sets the chair up and picks up Jimmy. Angel then picks up Jimmy, whips him, but holds onto his arm, reverses and trips him face first into the chair, bending it at the corner. Jimmy is on the ground writhing in pain. * Jessica Swift – Well I’ll be!!!! Angel could have just broken Jimmys' jaw with that move. Look at the chair; it’s all dented up. Irvin Fury - Brings new definition to, "Have a seat". * Angel re-enters the ring and drops an elbow on Oshiro, who is still hurt from her head being snapped back. Angel makes a pin attempt: 1………..2……..Oshiro kicks out as Angel kicks her in the back. Angel picks Oshiro up to her feet and delivers a Rude Awakening neck breaker and goes for another pin: 1........ Michaels is pulled out of the ring by Jimmy. Angel is pissed, he looks out at Jimmy, as a chair comes flying in and hits Angel in the head. Angel staggers around and Oshiro rolls him up and makes a pin; but the referee is being detained by Jimmy, so Oshiro releases Angel, runs and attempts a suicide dive over the top rope, but gets her foot caught up and falls face first into the concrete floor. * Jessica Swift – MY GAWD!!! Did you just see that, did you just hear that? Oshiro just fell face first into the concrete floor. Irvin Fury - Yes and with that kind of impact, who knows what could be broken. Jessica Swift - A nose maybe? Irvin Fury - How about a face? But her face is flat enough, I think swelling would be an improvement. Jessica Swift – I can hear about the phone calls from civil rights unions now. Irvin Fury – Who you call a nig------ Jessica Swift – Shut up, Fury. |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:30:36 GMT -5
* Jimmy sits there laughing at Oshiro and rolls into the ring. Angel meets Jimmy with a spear. He makes the pin:1……2……….the resilient Jimmy kicks out in time. Angel has a look of disbelief on his face. Angel then grabs the head of Jimmy and begins to punch him repeatedly. Outside the ring, Oshiro finally makes it to her feet, but her nose is bloody and one eye is swollen. Oshiro goes under the ring and brings out a table. The crowd explodes when they see the table and chant begins.... *
Crowd –
* Oshiro slides the table into the ring as Angel stops punching Jimmy. Angel grabs the table and sets it in a corner. Oshiro comes in from behind and chop blocks Angel. Oshiro begins to stomp Angel as blood is flowing from her nose and drips down on Angel. Jimmy comes to and delivers a Full Nelson Slam to the unsuspecting Oshiro. Jimmy stands Oshiro back first onto the table and stands Angel up to his feet. Jimmy whips Angel, but Angel reverses it, as Jimmy goes into the table, sandwiching Oshiro. Angel goes for another spear, but both Jimmy and Oshiro move out of the way in time, as Angel goes crashing through the table, head first. *
Irvin Fury - See, that happens when you have a head full of steam with no track to run on.
Jessica Swift - This crowd is electric!!!!!
Crowd –
* Oshiro climbs out of the ring and retrieves another table. Jimmy picks up Angel and goes for a DDT, but Angel reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex for a pin: 1………….2..........the pin is broken up by Oshiro, who hits Angel in the stomach with a piece of the broken table. Jimmy rolls away and sets the table up outside, next to the ring, then climbs back in. Oshiro whips Angel to the ropes and drops down, running into Jimmy, who falls over the rope onto the table. Angel falls out, over the top with Jimmy. Oshiro is waiting in the ring to see what's going to happen, then exits the ring on the other side to the announcer's table. She puts on a head set. *
Jessica Swift - Well hello there, Oshiro.
Oshiro – {Translated from Japanese} Watch this Swift and Fury. Watch as Angel destroy Jimmy on this table. I've seen Angel work before and this won't be pretty.
Irvin Fury – What did you just say? Are you asking for directions?
Oshiro – {Translated from Japanese} No, I am not asking for directions, you wild haired Yankee. I will send my family to your home and cut your throat.
Irvin Fury – Godzilla doesn’t live here. We have Cloverfield, a much, much worse monster.
Jessica Swift – Leave her alone, Fury. She’s speaking her native tongue and it could be about the match or even you.
Oshiro – {Translated from Japanese} You are correct white woman. You to, can feel the blade if you speak with a forked tongue.
Irvin Fury – Bah, she’s not saying anything important.
Oshiro - Watch this.........
Irvin Fury – Wha…….? English? She spoke English.
* Angel sets Jimmy in the tombstone position and does a sitdown piledriver through the table to the concrete floor!!!!! *
Jessica Swift – MY GOD!!!! He could have just broken Jimmy's neck with that move.
Oshiro - {Translated from Japanese} Better him than me.
* Oshiro then leaves the broadcast area and re-enters the ring. *
Irvin Fury - Angel calls that move something none of us cares about. Why are we even putting effort into calling this match?
Jessica Swift – We have a job to do.
Irvin Fury – So does Jason Verve and The Grand Mystique.
* Angel slowly climbs back into the ring as Oshiro is waiting and wipes the blood from her face. The two get face to face with Jimmy, jawing at each other. Angel throws the first punch and whips Oshiro to the ropes. Angel then goes for a clothesline, but Oshiro ducks under, gets behind Angel and executes The Stroke Out, then pins Angel: 1…………….2…………….3!!!!!! *
Jessica Swift – SHE DID IT!!!! OSHIRO PINS ANGEL AND WINS THE MATCH!!!!!!!
Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………………SAYOMI OSHIRO!!!!!!!!!
Jessica Swift - There are bodies everywhere, with Oshiro being the last man, or should I say woman standing!!!!! This is magnificent!!
Irvin Fury - What's so magnificent about it, Swift?
Jessica Swift - The fact that all the men involved in the match gave it their all and gave the fans a great match. Then a woman, won. I like it.
Irvin Fury – I don’t agree, and I’ll leave it at that.
* “Houki Boshi” by Younha plays over the PA system as Oshiro celebrates her victory, walking up the ramp way. *
Jessica Swift – Well, lets hope that livened this crowd up for the main event.
Irvin Fury – It put everyone into shock, more than anything.
Jessica Swift – We need surprises every once in a while in wrestling. And it’s no surprise that we have to pay the bills, so we’ll return after this commercial break.
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:31:13 GMT -5
* The crowd all stand in anticipation of the main event. Alice Winters enters the ring and begins the announcement of the competitors. * Irvin Fury – Finally, the moment of truth. This is going to be big, like the bulge in my pants. Jessica Swift – You need to get laid, Fury. And this match is big, but not referring to anything in your pants. Irvin Fury – You know you want it. Jessica Swift – I want it as much as I want a hole in my head. Irvin Fury – You have one already, and if you open it wide enough, that bulge in my pants will fit right in. Jessica Swift – errrrrr……….. Ally Winters – The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it’s the main event of the evening. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his companion, Sherry, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, and weighing in at 250 pounds……………….. JASON VERVE!!!!!* “Six by All That Remains” plays and Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. They start to kiss wildly then they drop into a corner and wait for the bell to ring. * Jessica Swift – These two are out of their wits. Irvin Fury – I wonder how shiny Sherry’s titties get if I rub my man gravy into them? Jessica Swift – You’re going to get us thrown off the air with that language, Fury, so shut up. Ally Winters – And his tag team partner, the current #1 contender to the UWA Heavyweight Championship, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is……………. THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. He hops down and looks at his tag team partner and his seer making out in the corner. He shakes his head in disappointment then he notices Verve smiling at him with blood spilling out of his mouth. * Jessica Swift – He is the #1 contender and he has that distinction for a reason. And Jason Verve is showing he’s more and more disturbed. Irvin Fury – I’m not jealous of him at all. He gets to eat from Alexia’s plate; wish I was in his position. Jessica Swift – You really don’t. Ally Winters – And their opponents, making his return to UWA, hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the “Golden Era Classic”……………. THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!!* “Last Night When We Were Young” by Frank Sinatra plays for a while, giving an old school vibe off into the arena, settling everyone. Then the curtain moves a bit and then the masked superstar of the Golden Era of professional wrestling makes his way down the aisle. He is surrounded by fans that jump the railing and rush him because they love him. He walks his way up to the ring, looks at his opponents and walks up the steps. Before he enters, he wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes, then waits for his partner to be introduced. * Irvin Fury – God, he’s so old and flabby. Hey Grappler, ever heard of a tummy tuck? Oh, I forgot, you need a hear aid to hear anything. Jessica Swift – Have respect, Fury. Or are you incapable of that? Irvin Fury – I’m capable of many things, if I wish to be capable of doing them. * Just before the announcement of the UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon, into the tag team match, he is spotted by Willie Moleman and he rushes over to him at the gorilla position. Red is preparing to cross the curtain but Willie asks him a few questions. * Willie Moleman – Red Solomon before you enter the ring tonight, what do you have to say about The Grand Mystique? He didn’t say much, but that he vowed to injure you and break your spirit during this match. Red Solomon – There is no way that The Grand Mystique can break my spirit. I am too focused on becoming the best wrestler UWA has to offer and with that, all challengers will fall to the side. His confidence in his ability is much to marvel, yet, it needs to be checked at the door. The Grand Mystique will not prevail. Willie Moleman – Jason Verve didn’t have anything nice to say either. He wants to drain your body of the life fluid that your High Being has given you to live and indulge in drinking it. He’s a sick man if you ask me. Red Solomon – Jason Verve is a fiend. He does not belong in the ring with myself and Mr. Masked Grappler. He has not accomplished anything in UWA that warrants him being involved in this main event. His actions outside of the ring and around it, may have caught the eye of Ms. Valentine, but it does not equate to him being a worthy opponent. Yet, I welcome him into the ring so he may be the fall guy and further embarrass himself and his kind. * Red Solomon’s theme music begins to play and he says one more thing…….. * Red Solomon – The Grand Mystique and Jason Verve, I seek peace through glory, glory through victory, and victory through you. * Red exits through the curtain as he is being announced to the cheering crowd. * Willie Moleman – There you have it fans, the final word on this great tag team main event from the current UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. He doesn’t seem phased one bit by the comments made by his opponents and he’s truly focused on winning tonight. I’m Willie Moleman, UWA Interviewer, now we return to the action. * The scene changes to……………….. * Ally Winters – And finally, introducing the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation……. REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills. * The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd, his tag team partner and referee. They stand side by side, as their opponents’ pair up and the crowd is ready to explode. * Jessica Swift – This is it what it is about fans. The pure adrenaline and emotion of it all. This is our main event and it will be brought to you without commercial interruption right after this break. COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:31:33 GMT -5
Irvin Fury – One thing that I don’t understand is, how are The Masked Grappler and Red Solomon going to co-exist after Grappler basically said, once he get back on his feet and into the swing of things, he’s going after the title? What does Red Solomon feel about that?
Jessica Swift – He wouldn’t care for a challenge. That’s why he’s here and the current champion. I’m pretty sure he’ll welcome the challenge.
Irvin Fury – Hell, I wouldn’t want that old bag of bones locking me up in some ancient medieval body twist that’ll make you suffer from IBS for months on end. I’d settle for the quick beating from someone like The Grand Mystique and Jason Verve.
Jessica Swift – Those two better hope that The Masked Grappler is a bit rusty and Red Solomon hasn’t over looked this match. That’s the only way I think they have a sporting chance to win.
Irvin Fury – The Masked Grappler has been rusty since birth.
Jessica Swift – And you wonder why guys like Jake Titan chase you all the time.
Irvin Fury – Screw Jake Titan, and I took care of him earlier tonight.
Jessica Swift – Until the next show, I would assume.
* The bell rings as the UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon starts the match off against Jason Verve. They lock up in the center of the ring and RS executes an arm drag and then follows with a dropkick. He’s going extremely fast as he connects with several punches to the head of Verve, sends him to the ropes and connects with another dropkick. Red goes to the top rope and dives off with a high cross body press onto Verve as he started standing up. RS rolls off of him and gets into a fighting stance, as Verve stands up with his guards up and falls back onto his ass. Sherry is livid on the outside, pounding on the mat and screaming. *
Irvin Fury – I’d like to pound on something of Sherry.
Jessica Swift – Try it, and see if you’ll wake up alive. Jason won’t have any of that.
Irvin Fury – He won’t be having any of that, but I’ll take plenty of her.
* Verve gets up and tags in The Grand Mystique and the crowd boos. GM enters the ring and adjusts his mask before meeting up with the champion in the center of the ring. He face palms RS, who fires back with some hard chops and a standing enziguri that sends GM into the ropes. He’s holding his head and looks at RS bounce around with his guards up, ready for more action. GM shakes it off and walks around the ring as RS takes jabbing steps at GM to taunt him, but it doesn’t phase the #1 contender. They lock up in the center of the ring again and GM forces RS over with a standing monkey flip but RS flips through and lands on his feet. He hits the ropes and GM swings with a clothesline that misses then when RS bounces back, GM surprises him with a powerslam. GM gets up and starts stomping RS. He picks him up and slings him across the ring with a modified hip toss, causing RS to land hard on his hip. RS grimaces in pain and he reaches out to tag his partner; but GM pulls him back into the center of the ring and beats him down with a double axe handle. Verve enters the ring and joins in as they beat him down with double axe handles illegally like Demolition. The Masked Grappler tries to get into the ring to save his partner, but Jim Mills stops him. The two heels pick up RS, throw him into their corner and start stomping and choking him. Sherry is clapping and the crowd is booing. *
Crowd –
Irvin Fury – Young Berg isn’t in the ring, but Jason Verve and The Grand Mystique are giving Red Solomon the business. And speaking of the business, what are you doing after the show?
Jessica Swift – Minding my own business.
Irvin Fury – Need a partner? Or can I watch?
* Jim Mills finally turns around and sees the illegal double team and forces Verve out of the ring. GM tags in Verve, and the two send RS to the ropes and executes a high flapjack to the champion. He’s down, holding his stomach as Verve starts choking him. Jim Mills starts counting the illegal choke and Verve lets up then starts choking him again until Mills reaches the 4 count. Verve gets up and stares down Mills. RS starts to pull himself up with the help of the ropes and Verve hammers him across the back with a hard forearm. He sends RS to the ropes and locks him in the sleeper hold. RS turns around suddenly and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex out of desperation. The crowd cheers for the turn of fortune as RS is trying to crawl to his corner to tag in The Masked Grappler. GM jumps into the ring, grabs the leg of RS and drags him back to the center of the ring. RS turns around and kicks GM away and rolls backwards, but Verve clotheslines him out of the ring before he can tag his partner. Verve exits the ring after RS and slams his head into the ring apron. RS returns with an elbow to the gut but Verve hammers him again with a forearm. RS staggers away and comes face to face with Sherry, who shows her teeth to him and he grabs her by the fangs as the crowd cheer and he slaps her across the face but Verve comes in from behind and clobbers him across the back of the head with a running forearm. The Masked Grappler hops down and tries to help, but Jim Mills stops him from intervening. GM comes over and the two double suplex RS on the floor. *
Jessica Swift – Jim Mills is doing his job too well and it’s at the expense of the champion.
Irvin Fury – Grand Mystique and Jason Verve work well as a tag team. I must say, I didn’t expect that to happen with Jason seemingly being unfocused during the course of the week.
Jessica Swift – More like silent, but we’ll see if this so-called teamwork will last. Red Solomon is taking a beating due to the teamwork and Grappler can’t do anything about it.
* RS is rolled back into the ring as the crowd starts chanting for the champion to make a comeback. *
Crowd –
* Verve continues the assault by dropping an elbow onto the chest of RS and goes for a pin: 1……………..2……………RS kicks out. He’s trying to pump himself up with the help of the crowd chants as he’s pulling himself up by the ropes. With every blow from Verve, RS seems to get stronger. Verve can’t believe it and he tags in GM. GM jumps over the top and connects with a kick to the ribs of RS to cool him off, but RS returns with a chop to both men, then grabs them by the head and clashes them together. The crowd is roaring as RS grabs Verve by the head and throws him over the top rope, to the floor. GM is stumbling around and RS hits the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick to the face. RS then crawls over to his corner and tags in the oldest wrestler living, The Masked Grappler and the crowd explodes. *
Irvin Fury – The hot tag makes this Chicago crowd lose their mind.
Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler now has the chance to make his presence known in this match and lets see if he can deliver.
* TMG enters the ring, starts slapping at his shoulders, then he grabs GM and hits a suplex. He picks up GM, sends him to the rope and hits a knee that causes GM to flip over onto his back. GM stands up and TMG clotheslines him into the ropes, where his arms get caught up. The crowd cheers as TMG holds up the Iron Claw for all to see and locks it on GM. GM is screaming in pain and Jim Mills is trying to get TMG to release the Iron Claw since GM is in the ropes. Verve comes back into the ring and hits a low blow from behind on TMG and RS hops up and hits a springboard clothesline to Verve. The referee is trying to regain control of the match as TMG is laying on the mat, holding the jewels that has fathered well over 50 children. GM is crawling around, holding his head and he goes for a pin on TMG but Jim Mills is trying to get RS off of Verve in a corner. Verve is holding his guard up and RS hits him with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head, knocking him clear out of the ring. The crowd is going wild as RS turns around and lifts his heel up and brings it down onto the head of GM. GM is floundering around on the mat, holding his head as RS picks up is partner and dusts him off. Jim Mills urges RS to leave the ring and he does, while TMG pins the downed GM: 1…………….2…………GM kicks out. *
Jessica Swift – This is extremely exciting and wild. I haven’t seen this much action in a UWA ring in a long time.
Irvin Fury – Long time, this is the first time. We have 4 of the top superstars on the roster in one ring at one time. This is off the hook and everyone who is watching this program, need to step up and get involved. PWC and UWA is the place to be. Sign up now.
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Post by Councilman #2 on Nov 8, 2008 23:31:15 GMT -5
* TMG pulls GM up by his nostrils and then hits a classic body slam. TMG bounces off the ropes and hits a knee drop to the head and goes for another pin: 1……………2…………GM gets a shoulder up. TMG runs his boot laces across the face of GM and drags him over to his own corner and tags in the champion. RS hops over the top rope and executes a scissors kick to the back of GM’s neck and then goes for the pin: 1………….2…………..GM kicks out again. RS bounces around the ring with a second wind and when GM stands, RS connects with some jabs to the jaw then holds the head of GM down and connects with a series of knee smashes to the face, hits the ropes and connects with a hangman’s neck breaker. RS goes to the top rope and waits for GM to stand. When he does, RS jumps and attempts to execute the Red Revolution, but GM dodges the move and RS lands hard on his back. GM then tags in his partner. *
Irvin Fury – Just like I said, here comes the pain.
* Verve goes down and tries to lock on Nature’s Wrath, but RS rolls around, kicks Verve to the head and kips up to his feet. Verve swings with a clothesline that misses and RS returns with a spinning kick to the back of the leg then a reverse chop to the back of the neck. RS bounces off the ropes and Verve crushes him with a lunging clothesline. Verve then grabs the head of RS and tries to twist it off his shoulders and smiles at TMG at the same time. *
Jessica Swift – He’s taunting The Masked Grappler by trying to injure the neck of Red Solomon.
Irvin Fury – It would be an insult if he actually did injure Red Solomon. That would mean, Jason Verve would have shelved almost 90% of the active roster.
Jessica Swift – What is Alexia’s purpose in trying to injure her own roster?
Irvin Fury – I don’t know, I thought you had talks with her to find out.
Jessica Swift – She could never fit me into her schedule.
* TMG tries to enter the ring but Mills stops him and GM enters the ring and puts the boots to RS. TMG finally busts through and grabs GM and smashes his head into the turnbuckle and then tosses him from the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. He follows after him and they fight on the outside.
Inside the ring, RS and Verve are exchanging blows and Verve gets the upper hand with a poke in the eye, hits the ropes but RS leaps over his opponent, slides between his legs, jumps onto the top rope and then comes back down with a hurricanrana. RS goes for the pin: 1…………..2…………Verve kicks out. RS looks to the corner to tag TMG, but he’s not there. He’s on the outside fighting GM and he walks over to yell at him to re-enter the ring. As he’s leaning over, Verve rolls him up from behind with a school boy and pins him: 1……………..2………………..RS escapes at the last moment. Verve tosses RS into a corner, but RS counters with a springboard back elbow. TMG slams GM into the barricade and makes his way to his corner to be tagged in. RS crawls over and tags his partner in and the crowd erupts. Verve gets up and TMG body slams him. He gets up again, and TMG hip tosses him. TMG picks him up, and applies a sleeper hold but Verve runs toward his corner and drops down, causing TMG to bash his face into the turnbuckle. Verve tags in GM and he hits a European uppercut, a kick to the gut, and a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for the pin: 1………………..2…………..TMG kicks out. GM kicks TMG to the back of the head and clobbers him with a forearm to the back of the neck. *
Jessica Swift – They are starting to focus on the neck of Grappler.
Irvin Fury – That strategy will slow him down even more so than normal. You like cereal, Jessie?
Jessica Swift – OK, where is that question going?
Irvin Fury – If you do, Grappler might provide some Rice Krispies, with a snap, crackle, and pop, if his neck goes at the hands of The Grand Mystique and Jason Verve.
Jessica Swift – It won’t happen tonight. I’m sure.
* TMG fights his way to his feet with elbows to the gut and when he hits the ropes, GM side steps him and launches him out of the ring, but his head gets stuck in the ropes. Jim Mills tries to free the old school legend as GM tags in Jason Verve and RS is trying to help his partner. GM runs over and knocks RS off the apron, exits the ring and grabs a chair from a fan. He approaches RS and gets caught with a jumping spinning roundhouse kick into his face with the chair and the fans explode. Mills frees TMG as Verve pulls him back into the ring and sends him into a corner, Verve goes for a diving splash but misses and both men are down on the canvas. Sherry jumps up on the apron and starts removing the turnbuckle. Suddenly, the crowd erupts as TMG’s son, Nemo, makes his way down the ramp and grabs Sherry into a powerbomb position but he’s eating away at her crotch. GM is still down from the chair shot to the face as Nemo, still carrying Sherry walks up the ramp, but GM gets up and hits him in the back. Nemo drops Sherry and the two are beating down Nemo. TMG tags in RS then sees his son getting beaten on the ramp and leaves the ring to help him. *
Irvin Fury – This is now a family affair. First, Grappler has a problem with The Grand Mystique accepting hollow victories, now Mystique is beating on his son. This is going to get real ugly, real fast.
Jessica Swift – There is just too much going on to follow. This is great.
* RS waits for Verve to get up then he levels him with a jumping double knee smash to the back of Verve as he was trying to get up. He’s down and RS turns him over onto his back, goes to the top rope and then hits the highest Death From Above (shooting star press) that he’s ever hit. He hooks the leg for the pin: 1…………………2……………..3!!!! The bell rings and Jim Mills raises the champions’ hand in victory. The crowd is electric. *
Jessica Swift – I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DID IT!!!! THEY WON!!!!
Ally Winters – THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THE TEAM OF THE MASKED GRAPPLER, AND THE UWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……………….RED SOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!
Irvin Fury – DAMMIT!!!! I just lost my wife’s father’s pocket watch on a bet because of that match. I was betting on Verve and Mystique to win. CRAP!!!
* The crowd continues to cheer for Red Solomon as he won the match, but outside of the ring, Sherry and The Grand Mystique have gotten the better of Nemo and The Masked Grappler. Sherry continues to stomp on Nemo, as GM has his crystal ball in his hand and then smashes it over the head of TMG, dropping him. RS leaps over the top rope to save him but they run off. TMG is bleeding through his mask, and Nemo has pooped himself. The show ends with a somber note, as RS is tending to his fallen friend and fan. *
Red Solomon – You will pay Mystique, you will pay.
* RS lifts the bottom portion of TMG’s mask up, so he can breath properly. The blood stream down his cheeks, as the glass is still in his head and has torn through, creating a hole. TMG is mumbling to help his son, but UWA EMT’s and PSA members have covered them from any other attack. RS is holding the head of TMG tending to his friend. *
Irvin Fury – Yeah, UWA is about to heat up.
Jessica Swift – Fans, this hasn’t ended good. The Masked Grappler and his son Nemo were brutally attacked during the match, which left them badly hurt. Red Solomon won the match, but he now has more motive to destroy The Grand Mystique. There isn’t anything more to say, but good night and see you next time.
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