October 8, 2008: Warzone VII

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<<
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.

* Warzone VII begins with the unlikely entrance of Ronnie D. The sounds of N.W.A’s “Gangsta, Gangsta” is blasting over the PA system, as the representative from “The Whitest City in America” makes his way onto the stage. *

Irvin Fury – What is this loser doing opening my show?

Jessica Swift – Your show? Don’t get ahead of yourself, Fury. The guys doing the most work are the ones sacrificing their bodies each and every week, like Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon.

Irvin Fury – Ha. This is my show, don’t be ashamed to admit it and that you crave to taste my nipples.

Jessica Swift – I crave to castrate you.

Irvin Fury – What does that poser have to say?

* Ronnie D has a microphone and he as a crooked smile on his face, as if the crowd likes him, but only in his mind. *

Ronnie D – Yo, yo, yo, sorry I’m late, because Sayomi Oshiro’s lips and my cock were out on a date. Did you know, that I won my match at Warzone 6, that should make Alexia Valentine select me as her #1 draft pick. I put my opponent Adam Shane down into the mat cuz he’s a true sucka, and I know the formula to defeat Red Solomon, so Grand Mystique, hit your boy up, you got the numba(er). This week, for some odd reason, I’m not even booked, the locker room must have went to Alexia Valentine and told her they all shook. I’m the man, I’m a beast, I’m a muthafuckin’ problem, I’m darin’ someone to come out here and try to solve em. I’ll slap the living taste out of their mouth and laugh it off right in their face, and if they want to get down and dirty, I’m down to catch a murder case. But enough of me, like there can ever be enough, lets get down to some Warzone 7 business type stuff. Tonight, in the main event, we got an old man taking on the guy who sucks blood in a grudge match, and the vampire comes to the ring with a bitch with big titties who’s a perfect catch. The old man might have a stroke or heart attack in the middle of main event, so when he dies, don’t bury him 6 feet deep, bury him in 6 feet of cement. I can beat him, he’s nothing but a washed up old timer, he’s the bottom of the ladder, while I’m a ladder climber. Then the broad who was topping me off in the back, Sayomi Oshiro, she takes on that bitch beater Nick Travis, I don’t condone abuse of a woman, but Oshiro sure does need her ass kicked. She can’t suck a ------------

* Ronnie’s mic is cut off and he starts tapping it against his hand and looking around to find out what’s going on. The crowd is cheering and he walks to the back, trying to figure out what just happened. *

Jessica Swift – Thank God someone put that to an end. He was surely getting on my nerves. His profane language was not befitting of UWA standards.

Irvin Fury – I don’t care for rap music, and that wigger should be stalked by Jake Titan. I know I’m white, but that guy has an identity crisis and Jake should be the one to straighten him out, not me.

Jessica Swift – I’m just glad someone cut the microphone off and if your wish comes true with Jake chasing down anyone else, I do hope it is Ronnie D.

Irvin Fury – Anyone else? Are you saying, you wish for Titan to continue to harass me?

Jessica Swift – Yes. Let’s change the subject. We have a job to do.

Irvin Fury – I would love to continue to do my job, but under safer conditions. I don’t want any lunatics chasing me because he’s economically deprived, he and his kind.

Jessica Swift – Stop walking the line, Fury. Tonight fans, we have a wonderful show as Nick Travis will take on Sayomi Oshiro in a match signed by Alexia Valentine for purposes unknown. Daniel Spears has left the building and won’t be mentioned anymore and has left his valet, Belle Fille, in the hands of that woman beater, Nick Travis.

Irvin Fury – Nothing’s wrong with beating women.

Jessica Swift – Also, on the card, we will get a further update on the feud between Tracie Bottoms and Michelle Wellings, as well as Grant White taking on Adam Shane in a match where the loser will no longer have his services needed on UWA Warzone.

Irvin Fury – Bah, both men suck salty, chocolate balls anyway. So if they both lose, who cares. They won’t be missed.

Jessica Swift – I can’t wait to see how many people show up to your funneral.

Irvin Fury – Wha……….? You heard something?

Jessica Swift – Yeah, that our main event will pit rivals, biter enemies, Jason Verve, against the man he put on the shelf for several months, The Masked Grappler, in a grudge match.

Irvin Fury – Can’t wait for this one. Grappler’s blood is on the wall and Jason Verve is looking to add more. These two, well at least, Jason Verve, will look to rip Grappler apart. I don’t think it’s in Grappler’s nature to get overly violent.

Jessica Swift – Well, if he doesn’t get overly violent, he better have his best defenses set up. Verve is out for blood and he’s looking for The Masked Grappler’s blood. It’ll be a barn-burner for sure, honey.

Irvin Fury – Honey on my nipples…………yes, lets try it.

Jessica Swift – Fans, lets start the show.

"Ironman" by Ozzy Osborune hits the PA System while Fireworks blast off welcoming everyone to the show. The fans are on their feet with signs of "CHAMP: MYSTIQUE" and "GOLDEN RED SOLOMON". The fireworks fade and both Fury and Swift at ringside.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Hey welcome to UWA Warzone viewers at home, I'm Irvin "I'm to fucking hot to handle but all the women desire getting boned by me" Fury, and as always Jessica "I'm not Taylor" Swift.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Right... like he said I'm Jessica Swift. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to UWA Warzone. We got a great show lined up for you. We have a last chance match for Adam Shane & Grant White. Nick Travis and Sayomi Oshiro are hooking up for a one on one confrontation. That ought to be interesting. We'll also see Jake Titan take on Tinman and Lizard in a handicap match tonight. That should be good. But lets no forget our Main Event, a grudge match between The Masked Grappler & Jason Verve. That one has been building for some time right Fury?

*** Irvin Fury ***
Oh yeah, that Jason Verve with that hot piece of ass Sherry Martinez is going to destroy that old decrepit fossil The Masked Grappler.

Suddenly "Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Barry hits the PA System. A man wearing an extravagant blue and black robe comes walking out with a bit of a strut.



He takes a look around from the UWA Entrance Area at the crowd. Several recongize him and bow to his grace. Other people wonder who he is.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome to the ring a true living legend that rivals The Masked Grappler, the only wrestler to have held the NWA, AWA and WWWF Title all at once, DAN MCCLOUD!

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH GOD! ANOTHER LIVING FOSSILE!?

*** Jessica Swift ***
OH MY GOD! HE'S STILL ALIVE! I heard he died years ago! That's Daniel McCloud! He's been around just as long as The Masked Grappler! This is amazing.

Dan walks down to the ring, climbs up to the steps to an ovation. Wipes his feet off before entering the ring. He walks around the ring and pulls out a microphone of his own. Just as he's about to speak "When We Were Young" by Frank Sinatra hits the system and The Masked Grappler makes his way out. The fans are on their feet cheering for the two old timers. Grappler quickly makes his way to the ring, wipes his boots off and steps in. He too has a microphone and locks eyes.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Hello again Oscar. It's been how long? Fourty maybe Fifty years since we were last in the ring togher?

*** The Masked Grappler ***
About Fifty Five Daniel. Why are you here? Come to teach Ms. Valentine the true meaning of the Valentin Hammer?

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Of course not. As we're both legends, holding more than one hundred titles a piece over the couse of our more then one hundred and fifty years in the ring. I came here to be your lucky irish charm and wish you good luck my young my former rival.

*** The Masked Grappler ***
HO HO HO! That sounds about as legitmate of a good luck as FDR's legs. Who ARE you calling young junior? Don't make me lock you in the dreaded...

The UWA crowd holds their hands up ready for what's commin and randomly screams "IRON CLAW!". Both Daniel and TMG look at the crowd, TMG goes to do it first but Dan stops him. They count to three and both press their backs togher and face the crowd.

*** Daniel & TMG ***
THE IIIRRROOONNN CCCLLLAAAWWW!!!!!!!

The crowd freaks out unbelivably as the two ancient wrestlers shake hands in a manly fashion.

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH GREAT TWO DINOSAURS! Both of them with that RIDICULOUS Irow Claw crap. Where's Lady Misery when we need her?

No sonner had Irvin Fury mentioned her name, Lady Misery makes her way out wearing green robe with black pants and a white shirt. She has a microphone and stands near the entrance.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
Okay, you two men have aborbed enough of my show time. Grappler, get your geriatric ass backstage now and prepare for your match. Daniel McCloud, you want to come to my sho? FINE. You're NOW a member of PWC:UWA so you better be prepared.

[Councilman #2]

"Misery Business" plays and Alexia makes her quick withdraw to the locker room. Both Grappler and Daniel are upset as she interuppted Daniels good wishings to The Grappler. However both men begin to leaving as teh show fades for a commercial, however two minutes later the show returns.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, our first match is between two men on their LAST chance of redemption. On behalf of both myself and MAINLY Jessica Swift, I would like to sarcasitically appplogize to the UWA Viewers for the Geezers that bored you to sleep at the beginning only a few minutes ago. Now for some younger and hotter action.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Fury, do you have to be so straight to the point? DON'T! I already called you on it, so don't even pun it. But yes folks that is correct, after several no showings Alexia Valentine has given ultimatums to both Grant White and Adam Shane: Promote your match or You're OUT. Lets see what happens.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and gentlemen! You're opening match is scheduled for one fall, your referee for this match is Maverick Micheals. Coming to the ring at two hundred and seventy five pounds, standing six feet six inches tall, from Charleston, South Carolina he is GRANT WHITE!



As "Simple Survival" by Mushroom Head begins to play, Grant White slowly walks out from the entrance on the ramp onto the ramp. The crowd boos him and tosses trash at him. However he ignores them and continues on his way. He clims inot the ring and jumps onto the second ropes and looks out over the crowd.

*** Irvin Fury ***
We saw that Grant White and his partner in crime Nick Travis speak some trash, I love how he said something like he could shove Adam Shane up his ass.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Are you high Fury? He didn't say he could shove him up his ass, I don't think they were talking about shoving anything up anyone’s ass.

*** Irvin Fury ***
LEFT YOUSELF OPEN! After we see Adam Shane fail to match up to Grant Whites leg, would you mind if my Little Fury’s Bastard Maker finds it's way up your ass, or in you hands?

*** Jessica Swift ***
Okay, I left myself way open there. But anything you put in you'll lost Fury. I will simply tear it off.

Grant White snorts at the camera and roars at the crowd.

*** Ally Winters ***
HIS OPPONENT! From Seattle, WA weighing in at 205 lbs, standing in at five feet nine inches tall, he is ADAM SHANE!



The crowd gives no reaction to Adam Shane as he walks out. Fury and Swift begin playing "Rock, Paper Scissors" as they wait for him to enter the ring. Adam climbs into the ring, and Grant hits him with an VERY early Jaw Breaker Lariat

[/b]. Adam Shane is on the ground. Grant grabs him by his head, pushes him into a corner, hits him with a Knife Edge Chop with cries of "WOO" around the arena. He delivers a second one and Adam is on the ground. He grabs the same arm, hits him with a several Back Clubs then grounds him with a Reverse STO. He gets up quickly and delivers a Scoop Slam, drags him up by one arm again for Powerbomber, connects with one, but keeps him locked in and hits him with a second Powerbomb, locks him in again and delivers a Ganso White Out[/b] (Ganso Powerbomb). Grand drags him in the center of the ring, climbs on to the top rope and hits a Death From Above[/b] (Top Rope Big Splash). He stays on him, Maverick drops down. for he count.[/i]

ONE....


TWO!....


THREE!!!

Maverick stands up, raises his arm high with Grant Whites

*** Ally Winters ***
Here is your winner by pinfall.…….. GRANT WHITE!

The crowd boos him as he doesn't let up on the defeated Adam Shane. He drops down and locks in the White Out Hold[/b] (Rear Naked Choke).[/i]

*** Irvin Fury ***
DAMN THAT WAS FAST! How long was that Jessie?

*** Jessica Swift ***
Outside the entrances which were longer than the match itself? I'd have to say about 55 seconds a NEW UWA RECORD!. "Awesome" DJ Styles holds the second record at 240 seconds when he DESTROYED that chump who I will not name. Good riddance to both men if you ask me.

*** Irvin Fury ***
YUP! Looks like Grant White remain a member of the roster while Adam Shane is sent out permanently.

Grant holds in the hold, the bell rings furiously. Suddenly...


Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to the Empire State.

Home of the World Trade.

Birthplace of Michael Jordan.

Home of Biggie Smalls.

Roc-A-Fella headquarters.

Ladies and gentlemen, Killa Cam, Young Hov is definitely in the building

Brooklyn, Harlem World

(Welcome to New York City, welcome to New York City)

Stand the fuck up!

The crowd jumps onto the feet in a DEFENING ovation for Jake Titan. He walks out wearing his traditional ring clothing, but his chest has rib protector ala D Low brown Attitude Era. He has his trust crowbar in hand and looks around at the people and he slowly walks to the ring.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome to the ring, from Harlmen in New York City, New York standing in at six feet tall weighing in at 250 lbs, UWA's ORIGINAL Gangster: JAKE TITAN!

Jake climbs into the ring slowly and looks at the passed out Adam Shane and victorius Grant White. He swings the crowbar downwards and Grant releases before he is hit and runs to the back with his hand and head held high. Jake continues to brutalize Adam, be picks up and puts him in their corner, drop his crowbar pulls out a six inch dagger from one of his cargo pockets and raises it high. The crowd explodes as he cuts open Adam Shane’s head further, and blood flows down his face and drops onto the mat. He lifts him onto his shoulders and hits him with the Welcome To New York Mother Fucker (Death Valley Driver). He climbs out the ring walks over by Fury who grabs a Member of Polo Security Agency and uses him as a shield.

However Jake ignores him, steals Fury’s chair and then beams the PSA guy knocking him out cold. He walks around the ring as several other members come out, and he dismantles PSA with one stiff hit after another. Four are taken down, and Jake climbs up the OPPOSITE of Adam Shane who is bleeding on the canvas. He jumps off with the chair and smashes it further into his face, his nose is now broken and bleeding. Jake looks at him unamused as several EMTs and Ring Doctor David Wagner Brown check on Adam Shane. Tommy Polo makes his way down, kicks his men and they get back up before he can beat them worst. Jake walks over asks for the microphone. Ally gives it to him without questioning him.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Great, what's this fucking homo going to say? Either way, folks because of people like him, we have the No Child Left Behind Policy, Welfare, High Crime Rates, and Non-Chili Cheese Mac. This man deserves to die and rot.....

Fury’s microphone is suddenly killed.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like you're rant from last week didn't go unnoticed. Seems like you've been cut off for this part of the show. What's Jake Titan got to say now?

Jake lifts the microphone up to his mouth. Flips off Fury with his other hand first.

*** Jake Titan ***
I made sure they'd mute yo' mic during my match you racist fuckin' honky. Since day 1 when I arrived here, you ain't done nothing but rag on me, bitch about me, and insult me like your my woman. I heard the shit you was talking about me being bull shit for doin' what I do best: that's beat the shit out of talentless pussies. I'm working my ass off keeping the boys in the back respectful, but all of a sudden I hear yo' cum dumpsters speaking about how I'm crazy and full o' shit fo' what? Puttin' assholes like you where they belong: THE DUMPSTER.

Now at the last edition of Warzone as I'm making a come back against Nick Travis, yo' faggoty ass costs me my match and you call me a jig? FUCK YOU CRACKER! Suck my 10 inch hard rod... wait I forgot you'd enjoy that too much. Fuck it, I'll just kill you here and now.

Jake Titan takes his knife out, bails out of the ring and be begins approaching Fury from around the ring. However Tin Man and Lizard both attack him from behind.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Damn Fury, looks like you cannot work around here, like he cannot work around here either. You messed up BIG TIME. You BETTER be happy that Tin Man and Lizard saved your ass from the beating.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Yeah sure, I got my microphone working again. We'll see what happens after these words from our sponsors.

The scene fades to commercial as both Tinman and Lizard take it to Jake Titan.[/center]

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns as Jake Titan is beating the Hell out of both Lizard and Tin Man. Jake Titan has already bloodied Lizard as he is dazed from the blood lose. Titan kicks Lizard in the side of his head, he falls over without much fight. Titan turns his attention to Tin Man, and knees him in the gut. Jake holds his him still and fires a fist straight on his fore head, he puts his head over it and falls over clutching to the ring. A fan hands Jake his beer bottle, he chugs it real quick and smashes it against the back of Tin Mans head.

*** Irvin Fury ***
This is uncalled for! This match has even started yet and he's not thrown out! I thought I told PSA to toss him out every time they see his ghetto ass!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Alexia makes the rules and she told PSA to let UWA's Original Gangster in. Sorry Fury but SOL and JWF'd.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Of course I'm JWA:EWA Alumni! Same with That fucker who was here at our first show and my main man Tommy Polo.

Jack looks under the ring and pulls out a garbage can full of weapons. He pulls it out and tosses it at Tin Man who stumbles around for several moments. Jake walks over, grabs two trash can lids and begins bashing him over his head. He smacks him over left then right and repeats several times. Tin Man stumbles around, but Jake downs him with a Clothesline after spinning around. Tinman falls over like a the sack of crap he is. Jake gets over, grabs the entire garbage can, spikes it on his head and Tin) Man begins leaking oil form his eyes. Jake reaches in again and pulls out a Guitar Hero (TM) Guitar controller, plays with it several moments then smashes it over TinMan’s head, breaking the controller.

Jake reaches into his pocket and pulls out his knife and begins cutting away at TinMan’s thick armor. He screams out fighting it off like a pansy. Jake steps on his head, and manages to cut hi forehead until he begins bleeding oil himself. Jake pockets his knife and stomps on his head again, grabs the garbage can itself then stalks round the ring to Fury, Swift & Lizard.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like you got cut off again Fury... no I don't think Titan's going to come over to you.... I don't think that PSA can kick him out. You don't have a restraining order and he is contracted talent rather you like it or not... I won't protect you this time Irvin, darlin'. You're cruisin' for a brusin' and I for one don't blame Jake if he sucker punches you in the throat.

Jake takes the can and bashes Lizard in the face again. The blood spills over the can and he stumbles back. Jake smashes it again over his head and he falls down. Jake then lifts him up onto his shoulders and tosses him head/face first into the steel ring steps. The UWA crowd is on their feet for the mindless violence they love to embrace.

He reaches under the ring and finds a black bag. He looks in it for several moments and pulls out a pack of matches. He stands there moment digging in his pockets and pulls out a bottle of B-B-Q Grill gas. The crowd explodes!

UWA Crowd
COOK THEM GOOD! COOK THEM GOOD! COOK THEM GOOD! COOK THEM GOOD! COOK THEM GOOD!

*** Jessica Swift ***
My apologies ladies and gentlemen. My partner seems to be having mircrophone difficulties and if you have ANY children watching at home, I'd suggest you have them leave the room and go to bed. We at UWA DO NOT take responsibility for anything y0u are about to witness.

Jake reaches over, grabs the crowbar he is so attached to. Raises it high and begins beating Lizard senseless over his body. After three hits he doesn’t' move but Jake doesn't stop until he's not able to move at all. After the seventh strike, he begins pouring the gas over Lizards' entire body. The fans explode when he strikes a match lifts it high.

*** Jessica Swift ***
HOLY COW! DON'T DO IT JAKE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING A FEW MOMENTS AGO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

He drop the match and Lizard IS ON FIRE! He jumps up screaming and runs straight into the back stage area. Jake looks under the ring, finds a Table drags it out and pulls it to the other side of the ring. He sets it up almost 5 feet away from the ring. He grabs TinMan by his arms, clothesline him to be safe and TinMan hunkers down again. Jake places him on the table and Jake climbs into the ring. He points out TInMan, climbs up on a turn buckle and he flies off quickly and puts TinMan through the table. Jake holds his ribs forgetting that TinMan is made of cheap metal, but metal nonetheless.

He holds his ribs as he gets up, grabs his gas and the lighter again. Jake smacks down TinMan so he doesn’t fight back. He then begins pouring fluid on him. Strikes a match and tosses it on him. Like Lizard, he too jumps up screaming and runs off to the back. Jake Titan gets a standing ovation as he climbs into the ring.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentleman, as none of the participants got into the ring to start this match, by the rules of PWC:UWA this match is ruled a NO CONTEST.

The fans however couldn't careless. Jake Titan slides out grabs the microphone from her and looks at Fury once again only several inches away however.

*** Jake Titan ***
Like I was saying you inbreed hillbilly piece of shit. I came here to make sure no one fucks with Alexia Valentine, Ultimate Wrestling Association and the Pro Wrestling Council. However because of your cock trap, you've made me do this you. You can't hold you damn tongue and instead say whatever you want without regard to the company image.

You speak about "US" people. That's a lot of “us” man. I KNOWS how you mean it, but I'm not saying it. Instead, I'm giving you notice. Keep up the faggety shit you've been doing, and you'll end up just like the two pussies I just fuck up yo'. One mo' thang, one mo' insult, one mo' ANYTHANG I don't like, and I'm going to beat the shi out of you! You better pray Tommy Polo & his Security Agency can protect yo' ass. Otherwise we're goin to have one well done redneck.

Jake smacks Fury across the face and Fury jumps up, grabs the nearest Security member and demands he get removed. Because Jake did break a rule, the PSA quickly surround him. He gives up willingly and is escorted from the arena in a standing ovation as "Welcome to New York City" hits the PA System.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like we're going to have one Hell of an explosive night tonight Fury. We've had an unscheduled Death Match with Jake Titan against the Stooges. Now we got to see him bitch slap you and you take it like the little girl you are. Some man you are, here have some tissues. Put them next to your make up case in your purse. Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize if what you saw was offensive. But after this commercial break, Irvin Fury’s microphone will be on again and we’ll be back.

Fade to commercial...

[Councilman #2]

Warzone returns from commercial to see Tracie bottoms standing in the backstage area talking with Willie Moleman.

*** Willie Moleman ***
Ladies and Gentle, I would like to introduce to you at this time, the gorgeous valet of "The Menace" Tommy Polo, Ms. Tracie Bottoms.

*** Tracie Bottom ***
Hello Willie.

*** Willie Moleman ***
Ms. Bottoms, I would like to congratulate you on your victory over Michelle Wellings last week...

*** Tracie Bottom ***
It wasn't that hard. She's a loser like her husband. I just wonder how those two losers managed not to get killed by some pissed off Iraqis. If their ring work reflects on their service, they didn't help this country at all, if anything they probably let terrorists live.

*** Willie Moleman ***
I really cannot comment on that part, but could i get a few of your thoughts on this Wellings situation?

Suddenly from behind her, Michelle comes running out and smash her fist over Tracie’s head, knocking her down. Willie moves out of the way just in time too. Michelle grabs Tracie by her hair, lifts her up and begins violently punching her face and between each swing smashing her face into the cement.

*** Irvin Fury ***
What the Hell is the wife of a mega loser doing?!

*** Jessica Swift ***
I think she's taking out her frustration on Tracie Bottoms.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Tommy Polo better get there before anything else happens to her. Otherwise we'll be down a hot piece of ass that just so happens to be a winner at life unlike those pathetic Wellings.

Michelle finally lets up, walks off screen but a few seconds later she returns with a wooden crutch. Tracie looks up, but Michelle boots her in her face then swings the crutch over her back. Tracie screams loudly, and Michelle swings it again and breaks it. She tosses it aside and swings her forearm over Tracie's back several times. Michelle grabs Willies microphone off him and spits at Tracie.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
Loser eh? Failure in the Army right? Then why did I just lay out slut! Don't think I'm going to go easy on you. You want to see what a winner can do, here's what a winner can do.

Michelle grabs Tracie by her shirt collar and belt, forcers her to scurry along the ground as she slides her across a refreshment table getting mustard, hot sause and other none removable substances all over he designer name brand clothing. Michelle grabs a pumpkin pie and smashes it into her face and them tries to "drown" her in it.

She is over heard screaming "EAT IT! EAT MY PIE!" which gets the attention of several male wrestlers with exception of the severely beaten Three Stooges who are as usual, licking each others wounds in a borderline homosexual way favorable to Cake Boy Mary.

Michelle finishes dragging and force feeding the skinny and slim Tracie Bottoms, the two walk over to Alexia’s office and Michelle tosses her on against a wall, grabs a large book, and smashes it on Tracie’s stomach. Michelle tosses it down and looks over at Alexia with a VERY curious face as for some reason she's dressed up and doing her nails at a very odd time.



*** Michelle Wellings ***
Do I even want to ask?

*** Alexia Valentine ***
Not if you like your job Michelle. If you want to receive a check this week, I'd also get out of my office in about five seconds.

Tracie immediately latches onto Alexia’s desk as Michelle pulls on her legs. Alexia begins counting down from five, however she cuts from five to zero immediately, and looks at Michelle nodding her head. She bites down on Tracie’s wrists and she finally lets go. Alexia makes a motion to her purse and pretends to rip something in hand then points at Michelle.

*** Irvin Fury ***
HA! No pay for Michelle Wellings this week!

*** Jessica Swift ***
I'm sure we'll all lose sleep.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Who says we sleep? When you're Irvin Fury sweet cheeks, you'll ALWAYS fine someone to do.

Michelle drops a knee behind Tracie’s head and then slams her into a steel chair. Tracie spits into the eyes of Michelle, even half beaten she doesn't admit defeat.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
I'll let you have that.

Tracie spits in her other eye. Michelle takes a few steps away.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
That one too. Now that I've fattened you up you big fat cow, take it to Polo NOTNING ever goes away, NOTHING is forgotten, NOTHING is forgiven. The two of you need to count you days like Saddam counted his, you're NOT going to win this war. When you confidence returns Tracie, so shall I you fat cow.

Michelle begins walking away and Tracie tosses full can of Pepsi (TM) at Michelle’s head, but the can flies back. However the Polo Security Agency arrives before more chaos can continue. Tommy walks over and grabs the camera.

~CUT TO COMMERCIAL~

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns from break with Jessica Swift ready to introduce the next segment. *

Jessica Swift – With the biggest UWA Heavyweight Championship match between The Grand Mystique and champion, Red Solomon looming for Warzone VIII, Juan AB Black had taken time to sit down with the competitors and find out a little bit more about them. First in a series of two interviews conducted live, via satellite from their respective homes, The Grand Mystique talks with Juan AB Black.

* Ultimate-Tron 9000 flashes a bit then the video airs of the interview. *

Juan A.B. Black: Hello everyone, I’m Juan Black, Pro Wrestling Council Analyst, for Pro Wrestling Council Illustrated. Tonight, via satellite from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, we have the #1 contender to the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship, The Grand Mystique, who will be taking part in the first of two interviews; the second being with the current UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. Welcome Grand Mystique, how are you?

The Grand Mystique: I’m doing as well as any man in my position can do. Keep the ignorant questions to yourself, Black.

Juan A.B. Black: How did you arrive from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos?

The Grand Mystique: If this is the standard of questions from you Black, then I am just gonna have to make my presence known and kick your ass all over this sorry arena as a warm up.

Juan A.B. Black: Well, I wouldn’t want that to happen. There’s a chance you might get winded if you kick my butt a little too long. I do have a 3rd degree black belt in Juno?

The Grand Mystique: Ah, Juno. I’m well aware of that style. Juno if I got a knife, Juno if I got a gun.

Juan A.B. Black: That’s right, so if you do magically appear anywhere near me during this interview, even though you are someplace in a black hole, I will be forced to exhibit my learned ability.

The Grand Mystique: I’m willing to test you, Black. So continue on with the obtuse questions.

Juan A.B. Black: Now that we have that cleared up………… what do you think of your experience thus far in Pro Wrestling Council: ??ѧخ??

The Grand Mystique: The UWA has been very welcoming. They have allowed me to showcase my talent against all manner of misfits including the decrepit Masked Grappler and the unchallenged champion. When it becomes a challenge to me I will let you know.

Juan A.B. Black: So, are you saying that you are happy with your progress in UWA, but not encouraged by your recent foes, The Masked Grappler and the champion, Red Solomon?

The Grand Mystique: What do you mean by “encouraged”? I only encourage myself. Encourage myself to be the best in UWA.

Juan A.B. Black: When I say encouraged, I mean lifted, wanting to go to the next level to succeed. Has your opponents in UWA made you feel that you’ve had to elevate your skills in the ring?

The Grand Mystique: More asinine questions…………yes. I have already told you on more than one occasion, I wish to destroy The Masked Grappler and Red Solomon. As I have already seen through my crystal ball that The Grappler and Solomon will bleed at the Hand of Prophecy. Their time will ultimately come and I, The Grand Mystique, will stand over their beaten and battered bodies, holding the gold and pieces of broken crystal, triumphant.

Juan A.B. Black: Interesting…………. Of all the federations you’ve been a part of, who would be your toughest opponent you’ve ever faced?

The Grand Mystique: In any company? Derek Wellings for one. Red Solomon has proved an interesting opponent, yet a weak one. And The Masked Grappler is extremely interesting, but did say that already, like last week and only a few moments ago. Continue on with the questions, Black, your time is coming to an end.

Juan A.B. Black: What is the true power of The Hand of Prophecy?

The Grand Mystique: It is too powerful for any mere mortal to withstand and it will be what carries me to the UWA title.

Juan A.B. Black: Where do you see yourself in the next couple months in Pro Wrestling Council: ??ѧخ??

The Grand Mystique: I will be the UWA Champion of course; still undefeated and looking to become the PWC World Heavyweight Champion as well.

Juan A.B. Black: The Pro Wrestling Council World Heavyweight Champion………..that’s a lofty goal.

The Grand Mystique: You don’t think I can attain that goal, Black?

Juan A.B. Black: Personally, no. But that’s on who actually enters the Gold Rush Tournament, when/if it ever happens.

The Grand Mystique: I can smell your blood, Black.

Juan A.B. Black: That’s something I’d expect to hear from Jason Verve, but anyway…………who do you see as the next superstar, besides yourself, in Pro Wrestling Council: ??ѧخ??

The Grand Mystique: Well it sure as hell won't be Nemo....Jason Verve, Michelle and Derek Wellings are all superb talents. I have respect for what they do and how they obtain respect and fear amongst the others on the roster.

Juan A.B. Black: I see that you somehow changed your mask color and taken off your shirt. Why go through the transformation suddenly?

The Grand Mystique: My doing so is one of the reasons why I am called, The Grand Mystique.

Juan A.B. Black: And speaking of having respect for Jason Verve, and The Wellings Family…………… are you aligned with Alexia Valentine and Major Management? There is speculation that you are aligned with the faction only to use it to get ahead and a shot at the UWA Championship.

The Grand Mystique: As much as I respect Ms. Valentine, I have not been approached. I am number one contender on my own merits and object to any indication that it has not been the case.

Juan A.B. Black: Can you tell me what you think of the current title reign of Red Solomon?

The Grand Mystique: Well as this reign is about to be ended in a few weeks at Warzone VIII, it can be described as uneventful, short....and what's the word....transitional?

Juan A.B. Black: Transitional? That’s a big thing to say about a fighting champion.

The Grand Mystique: Who has he fought? No one of importance. The title will belong to me after Warzone VIII.

Juan A.B. Black: What do you have in store for Red Solomon when you face him for the UWA Heavyweight Championship at Warzone VIII?

The Grand Mystique: Simply put, pain and a new home for the title.

Juan A.B. Black: If you were to become UWA Heavyweight Champion, who would you want to defend the title against in your first defense?

The Grand Mystique: It’s not a matter of “IF”, but a matter of “WHEN”. Any challenger who considers themselves worthy, can try and take the title away from me. It may well be the worst decision that they could ever make. But I would appreciate the challenge when it steps forth.

Juan A.B. Black: Why the mask? Do we know you from someplace, or are you hiding your appearance for other reasons……….personal?

The Grand Mystique: Seriously, I dare you to ask one more stupid question.

Juan A.B. Black: What’s the significance of the crystal ball?

The Grand Mystique: What does that mean? It is merely a tool, accompanying me and making my quest for total domination in the UWA that little bit easier.

The Grand Mystique: Seriously, I dare you to ask one more stupid question.

Juan A.B. Black: Where do you get the crystal balls, Wal-Mart, Target, Macy’s, or Nordstroms?

The Grand Mystique: That's it, I am leaving.

The Grand Mystique stands up and leaves the area where he was conducting the interview. His body language looks as if he was extremely angry. The sound of snickering can be heard in the background of the studio, as the camera goes back to Juan A.B. Black in the PWC studio.

Juan A.B. Black: There you have it fans, a small tidbit into what The Grand Mystique has been involved in while in UWA. It’ll be interesting to see if he actually succeeds in his quest to become UWA Heavyweight Champion. Up next, later in the show, part two of my interview, the second being with the current and undefeated Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. Until then, enjoy the rest of the show.

The scene goes back to Jessica and Irvin at ringside……..

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns, with the crowd still buzzing from The Grand Mystique interview. Alice Winters enters the ring and begins to announce the next contest. *

Irvin Fury – I want to see her fall entering the ring one day. That would be a blast.

Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, and weighing in at 225 pounds………………..NICK TRAVIS!!!!!

* "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough." -Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge. – "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me." -The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match with a devious smile on his face. *

Irvin Fury – That look on his face makes me think he has something up his sleeve.

Jessica Swift – I’m more concerned what he’s done with Belle Fille--------

Irvin Fury – Who cares about Belle Fille. Apparently, if her man didn’t even put forth an effort to get her, she’s irrelevant. We’re here and now about to witness Nick Travis change the life of another woman.

Jessica Swift – This has to be the workings of Ms. Valentine, abusing her power.

Irvin Fury – Even if it is, Nick Travis is about to abuse Sayomi Oshiro.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, she hails from Naha City in Okinawa, Japan, and weighing in at 145 pounds……………..SAYOMI OSHIRO!!!!!!! The referee will be Sarah O’Doyle.

* “Houki Boshi” by Younha plays and the first active female of the UWA roster makes her way out from behind the curtain. She makes her way down the ramp with her arms crossed together in each sleeve of her kimono. She slowly walks down the ramp, as she is dressed in a kimono and she slowly makes her way up the ring steps. The referee helps her into the ring opening the ropes for her. When she removes her kimono, the referee hands it to the timekeeper. She looks on into the crowd as she prepares to take on a man who thrives in hurting women. She stands in the corner, very still, waiting for the bell to ring. *

Irvin Fury – The scary thing is, with the make-up that Sayomi wears, it’s hard to tell what emotion she has at the given moment.

Jessica Swift – Then it should work to her advantage that Travis can’t prey on what he sees in her face. And besides, that’s ceremonial make-up she has on, not just any ordinary make-up.

Irvin Fury – Doesn’t matter, she’s biting off more than she can chew and Nick Travis is going to smear that make-up right off her face.

* Sarah O’Doyle signals for the bell and the match begins. Nick Travis continues to have a slick look on his face as he stalks Sayomi around the ring. Her face remains stone and Nick grabs her into a corner by her throat and O’Doyle urges Travis to release but he ignores her and pushes back on the throat of Sayomi, forcing O’Doyle to start her count.

1…………….2……………….3…………..4………

Travis releases Sayomi’s throat and stares at O’Doyle. She is instructing him not to do it again and then he grabs Sayomi by the throat once more and continues to choke her.

1…………….2……………….3…………..

O’Doyle leans in and tries to release Travis from Sayomi but he turns his attention to her and backs her away. *

Jessica Swift – Oh no, honey. This is not going to fly. If I have to get into the ring myself and show Nick Travis how to treat a woman, I will do just that.

Irvin Fury – He’s trying to put O’Doyle in her place. She needs to stay out of the action and simply call the action. Nick Travis is in the right if he decks that broad.

Jessica Swift – No he isn’t.

Irvin Fury – Yes he is.

Jessica Swift – No he isn’t.

Irvin Fury – Yes he is.

* Travis stares down O’Doyle and turns his attention to Sayomi who leaps out of the corner with a jumping forearm to the face that staggers Travis. The crowd gets behind her as she does some kicks to the legs and then some shots to the face with a forearm. She backs Travis against the ropes, sends him to the opposite side, leaps frogs him, and when he comes back, she hip tosses him. When he springs to his feet, she hits a high dropkick to the face. Sayomi then connects with a kick to the shoulder and a weak punch to the head. Travis pushes her away and into O’Doyle. She checks on the condition of O’Doyle, who is shaken up but not injured, then Travis clotheslines Sayomi to the back of the head and into O’Doyle, knocking the two of them through the ropes. O’Doyle falls to the floor as Sayomi lands on the apron. Travis pulls Sayomi up by her hair and suplexes her back into ring. He gets up and stomps the back of her head and drops an elbow. He flips her over and grinds forearm into her face. He pushes himself up with the palm of his hand in her face. *

Irvin Fury – Ah, the disrespect. Gotta love it.

Jessica Swift – This is just disgusting. This almost goes to the radio show assumption that Ms. Valentine may have been scorned or abused back in the day. Why is she enjoying seeing people suffer and humiliated?

Irvin Fury – More the reason why she should visit me, so we can talk about it.

* Sarah O’Doyle is making her way back into the ring as Travis hits the ropes on her side, knocking her off the apron again and hits a Randy Orton-like kick to the side of Sayomi’s face. Nick Travis is laughing it off as he looks back at Sarah O’Doyle and then he picks up Sayomi Oshiro and hits a snap neckbreaker. Grant White makes his way to the ring and over to Sarah O’Doyle. He slaps her across the face a few times to get herself together and she pushes him to the side. Travis picks up Sayomi and hits the Travis Plex for the pin as O’Doyle slides into the ring and makes the count: 1…………………………………………………………………………………2………………………………………………* she acts like her shoulder is hurting, then comes down with the * ……………………..3!!!!! The bell rings and the crowd boos. *

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

* Grant White slides in behind O’Doyle and stands over top of her and she doesn’t know it. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH……………NICK TRAVIS!!!!!

Jessica Swift – What are they going to do now?

Irvin Fury – Initiation time.

[Councilman #2]

* Grant White pushes Sarah O’Doyle in the back and she stumbles into Nick Travis who kicks her to the gut and hits a bell to belly on her. The crowd boos as Sayomi tries to get up but Grant White runs over and knees her to the ribs, picks her up and launches her out of the ring by her head. Travis picks up O’Doyle, squeezes her cheeks together and talks crap to her, then hits the Travis Plex on her as well. The crowd tosses trash and other items at the duo as Grant White exits the ring and pushes the timekeeper out of her chair and pulls another chair out from under the ring. He sets them up facing each other and then he goes under the ring once again. *

Jessica Swift – I’VE GOT TO HELP THEM!!!!!

* As Jessica is about to get up and help, Irvin Fury pulls her back down. *

Irvin Fury – For your own good, I think you should stay your ground.

Jessica Swift – NO!!!! LET ME GO FURY!!!! THEY ARE HURTING WOMEN!!!! SOMEONE MUST STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!

Irvin Fury – I’m serious Jessie. Stay your ground.

* Grant White pulls out a large pane of glass from under the ring and sets it up on top of both chairs. Nick Travis has Sarah O’Doyle up in a powerbomb position as Grant pulls Sayomi Oshiro up and lays her on top of the glass pane. Nick Travis then…………. *

Jessica Swift – no……….NOOOOOO!!!!

* ………..powerbombs referee, Sarah O’Doyle, on top of Sayomi Oshiro through the glass, shattering it. *

Jessica Swift – OH MY GOD!!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!

* The UWA locker room empties as many superstars, including the PSA rush out to the ring. Grant and Nick take off out through the crowd as the fans toss crap at them. They have smiles on their faces and seem proud of what they did as they disappear through a corridor. Jessica Swift gets up and checks on Sayomi and Sarah with the rest of the other help; Irvin Fury has a smirk on his face, as he talks a little. *

Irvin Fury – Fans, I don’t know what to say. I wish someone could have come to their rescue, but things happen for a reason……….I suppose. What we just witnessed was a despicable act of violence against two women who were doing their jobs. Sayomi Oshiro, the first woman signed to the UWA roster and is happy to face off against men, and the first female referee in UWA, Sarah O’Doyle were both brutally attacked by Nick Travis and Grant White for reasons that we may never know. Maybe if Willie Moleman can catch up with those two, we could get some answers. And speaking of answers, when is Alexia Valentine going to stop this madness and stop putting people in position to where they are defenseless and worn down? I would like to know, and Ms. Valentine, you have my phone number, call me. Enough of that, after these messages, we have---------what is this douche bag doing now?

* Ronnie D comes onto the stage with a microphone again and starts another rap. *

Ronnie D – What just happened out here is nothing but a travesty, I wish I could see it again, but I got broken glass in my eyes, I can’t see. Nick Travis and Grant White just put two broads in their place, they outta here, but who are they anyway, no one is going to care. I’m Ronnie D, the future of UWA, and I can beat anyone on this roster, any given time, any given day. I got the skills to demolish The Masked Grappler and Red Solomon at the snap of a finger, and Jason Verve got a bad ass bitch on his arm, and I hope he brings her……..to ringside, so I can see what a real woman is supposed to look like, and if the price is right, I want to ride that bitch like a bike. Sarah O’Doyle and Sayomi Oshiro is officially dusted and disgusted, flattened like a shag rug, spread eagle on the canvas like bread and mustard. Who’s next on Warzone to feel the wrath of the next man, who’s next to get their heads beat in, who’s----------

* Suddenly “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls starts playing and Ronnie D is looking around. Then the two rubbermen, A-Rod and Wilcox, appear from backstage and stand behind Ronnie D. He’s still looking around and he starts backing away and bumps into the huge duo. He reaches down and he touches their private area and then realizes who’s he’s up against. The crowd cheers as he turns around slowly and looks up at the two huge men. One of them grabs him by the throat, but he kicks him low and scurries away through the back. They give chase as the show goes to commercial showing the UWA superstars surrounding the two downed women and EMTs tending to their injuries. *

Jessica Swift – UWA is falling apart at the seams.

Irvin Fury – Good for ratings and controversy creates cash.

Jessica Swift – Fans, here’s a small video of an up and coming star coming to a UWA ring very soon.

Irvin Fury – Cindy McCain has got some chic------

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>COMING SOON<<<<<




He’s the guy who you write your monthly rent check to. He’s the guy who tapes the eviction notice to your door. He’s the guy who tells you not to have pets, but he has 4 dogs of his own.

He’s………….






THE LAND LORD





……….and he’s coming to Ultimate Wrestling Association.

When you see him, punch him in the face. In UWA, he’s coming to collect alright…………..collect ass whuppin’s.




>>>>>COMING SOON<<<<<

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns to a somber atmosphere in the ring as the carnage has been cleared out, as Sarah O’Doyle and Sayomi Oshiro have been carted out of the arena and to the hospital. The crowd still stand, as this night for UWA Warzone, has been another wild night. At ringside, Jessica Swift and Irvin Fury can be seen very animated and arguing. *

Jessica Swift – You’re a pathetic sack of cow dun, Fury. I could have save one of them.

Irvin Fury – I saved you. Nick Travis and Grant White were going to destroy anyone who got in their way. I was protecting you.

Jessica Swift – You can’t even protect yourself from your own shadow. I’m so infuriated with you right now, I could……….I could……….

Irvin Fury – What? Kiss me?

* Jessica smacks Fury across the face, knocking his glasses off. *

Jessica Swift – Smack you. Now I feel a little better.

Irvin Fury – All I was doing was helping you out. Hate to see you if you ever got rejected.

* Alice Winters enters the ring and begins to announce the main event. *

Ally Winters – The following grudge match is scheduled for one fall and it’s the main event of the evening. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his companion, Sherry Martinez, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina, and weighing in at 250 pounds………………..JASON VERVE!!!!!

* “Six by All That Remains” plays and Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. They start to kiss wildly then they drop into a corner and wait for the bell to ring. *

Jessica Swift – These two need to get a room.

Irvin Fury – Or a coffin, but Sherry is more than welcome in my bedroom.

Jessica Swift – What about your wife? What would she say?

Irvin Fury – “Help, let me out of this closet. Irvin, I know you’re with another woman again………let me out.”

Jessica Swift – You’re a deranged individual.

Irvin Fury – I’m trying to show Sherry how deranged I can be.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the “Golden Era Classic”…………….THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!! The referee of the match will be Jim “Old School” Mills.

* “Last Night When We Were Young” by Frank Sinatra plays for a while, giving an old school vibe off into the arena, settling everyone. Then the curtain moves a bit and then the masked superstar of the Golden Era of professional wrestling makes his way down the aisle. He is surrounded by fans that jump the railing and rush him because they love him. He walks his way up to the ring, looks at his opponents and walks up the steps. Before he enters, he wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes before the bell rings. *

Jessica Swift – There he is fans, the man who attempted to save his son, Nemo, from an attack by The Grand Mystique and Sherry Martinez. He was brutally beaten by The Grand Mystique for his efforts and this week, he has a score to settle with the man who put him on the shelf for a number of months.

Irvin Fury – At Warzone VI, The Masked Grappler tried his best to take down Jason Verve and The Grand Mystique and he failed. Not only did he fail, but he showed how much of a disgrace he is by allowing his dumb ass son to come to ringside and get into the action.

Jessica Swift – Nemo took it upon himself to save his father and his father tried to return the favor. Unfortunately, it didn’t work out as The Grand Mystique got the better of the two.

Irvin Fury – Message to Grappler, The Grand Mystique wants the glass from the crystal ball back out of your skull.

* The bell rings and the two meet in the center of the ring and start jawing with each other. Jason Verve slaps his opponent and TMG takes him down with a double leg takedown, holds on leg and drops an elbow. TMG goes high and starts punching away at Verve and gauging away at his eyes. Verve rolls around and tries to slide out of the ring, but TMG grabs him by his legs and pulls him back in by his legs. Verve turns around and TMG drops an elbow to the chest. Verve rolls around and gets up but falls into a corner. TMG stalks him and bites his forehead and the crowd loves it. Jim Mills is doing nothing to stop it. *

Irvin Fury – Grappler is an old man going senile in that ring. He’s trying to tear Jason Verve apart. And it’s all legal.

Jessica Swift – Anything and everything seems to be legal around here after what happened earlier tonight with Nick Travis, Grant White, Sayomi Oshiro, and Sarah O’Doyle. I’m not surprised by anything going on around here. And I still have a bone to pick with you for stopping me from helping them.

Irvin Fury – Why are you bringing up old stuff? Get over it.

* The crowd cheers as Jason Verve stumbles out of the corner, holding his face and TMG rakes his back. He sends Verve against the ropes and hits him with a jumping knee to the chest. He goes for the cover: 1………Verve kicks out. TMG then locks on a nerve hold, trying to slow down the much larger monster. The hold doesn’t have an effect on Verve, as he gets up with a series of elbows to the gut and follows with an eye rake. He smashes his forearm to the back of TMG and slams his face into the turnbuckle. TMG is hurt by this as memories of the crystal ball from The Grand Mystique comes into play. Verve chokes TMG against the ropes and then follows with a slap across the thick chest of TMG. He sends TMG against the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. Verve steps on the throat of TMG as he grabs Jim Mills and starts an argument with him. *

Irvin Fury – How clever that Jason Verve is crushing the throat of The Masked Grappler while keeping Old School distracted. I guess it’s payback for not breaking up that gumming session Grappler displayed earlier.

Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler has teeth. One of his training sessions is to pull himself up a 50-foot rope with his teeth. It’s an amazing thing you should see.

Irvin Fury – No thank you. I’d rather watch Jason Verve take him out again and put him in a permanent home where he’ll have to eat through a straw for the rest of his days.

* Mills notices that Verve is stepping on TMG’s throat and makes him stop. Verve stares down Mills, picks up TMG and headbutts him into a corner. He starts choking him again and hits a few knees to the gut. He hammers TMG across the back of the head with a forearm and makes him fall to his knees. Verve hits the ropes and connects with a running big boot to the face. He goes for the pin: 1…………..2…………TMG gets a shoulder up. Verve rolls out of the ring and has a conversation with Sherry Martinez. He rolls back into the ring and is welcomed with a punch to the gut by TMG. The crowd starts to get behind TMG and Verve puts a stop to it by raking TMG’s eyes. TMG staggers into a corner and Verve runs and connects with a clothesline. Verve then lifts TMG up by his throat, displaying his size and power then slamming TMG back into the corner. He hits another kneelift and follows that up with a back elbow. He grabs the head of TMG and flips him into the middle of the ring and then connects with a hard kick to the spine. TMG stiffens up in pain and rolls over to get up. Verve drops a heavy elbow to the back of TMG’s neck and then sits on his back and locks on a modified camel clutch. The crowd starts stomping and clapping for the fan favorite to make a comeback. *

Crowd – GRAP-P-LER!!!! GRAP-P-LER!!!! GRAP-P-LER!!!! GRAP-P-LER!!!! GRAP-P-LER!!!!

LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap * LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap * LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap * LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap * LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap * LET’S GO OLD SCHOOL!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap *

Jessica Swift – These fans are #1 and they love The Masked Grappler. He draws his energy from these fans and that’s a key to his longevity in this sport.

Irvin Fury – They are just cheering for him to get named in his Will. They care nothing for him.

Jessica Swift – That’s a lie. The Masked Grappler does what he does for these fans. And in return, they love what he does, and show it.

Irvin Fury – Speaking of showing love; I hope Sherry got my message, so I can show her love a little later.

Jessica Swift – Over Jason Verve’s dead body.

Irvin Fury – That’ll always be the case………..he’s already dead, isn’t he?

[Councilman #2]

* Verve is frothing from mouth as he pulls back on the head of his opponent. Mills asks TMG does he want to give up, but he refuses by shaking his head, NO, then he starts kicking wildly to escape. Verve is looking around and listening to the crowd get rowdy for the fan favorite then he looks down in amazement as TMG starts doing a push up with the heavier Verve on his back. Verve immediately gets up off his back and hits another blow to the back of his neck. He picks up TMG and launches him out of the ring, through the ropes. He follows out after him and grabs a fans chair. He pulls it back to hit TMG, but he gets hit with a few punches to the gut. TMG slams Verve’s head into the ring apron and holds him by the back of his neck and repeatedly slams his face into the apron. Jim Mills is counting both men out as they brawl around ringside. TMG rolls into the ring and back out to reset the count and when he returns, Sherry Martinez hops up on the apron and distracts Jim Mills as Verve grabs the chair and blasts TMG with it. TMG falls against the ring steps as Verve pulls the chair back and goes to hit TMG but he dodges the attack and hits the steps, causing a violent vibration and he drops the chair. TMG then locks on the Iron Claw but Verve kicks him low to escape. Verve rolls back into the ring and TMG holds his leg and pulls him back out. *

Jessica Swift – These two are engaged in a slobber-knocker. They don’t want to let the other out of his sights and they want to tear each other limb from limb.

Irvin Fury – Who’s offering slobber-knockers?

* Mills gets rid of Sherry and tries to focus on getting the two men back into the ring. He starts his count again……………… *

Jim Mills – 1…………………….2………………….3………………

* Both men are pounding away at each other with forearms and lefts and rights. Verve slams TMG’s head into the apron then TMG follows up with the same to Verve. Verve stumbles up the ramp as TMG follows suit and rakes his back again. Verve turns around, hits a knee lift and throws TMG into the barricade. *

4……………….5…………………….6………………….7………………

* Verver reaches over and grabs a fans drink and smashes it over TMG’s head. Sherry comes over and then takes out a pair of handcuffs from her top and snaps them around the wrist of TMG and locks him to the barricade. TMG tries to break free but Verve pounds away at him. *

8…………………….9………………….10!!!!

* Jim Mills is forced to ring the bell and count both men out. *

Ally Winters – DUE TO BOTH MEN NOT ANSWERING THE REFEREE’S 10-COUNT…..BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN COUNTED OUT!!!! THIS MATCH IS DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!!

Irvin Fury – Damn, no winner.

Jessica Swift – This is going to get pretty ugly because Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez has handcuffed The Masked Grappler to the guard railing and he can’t escape.

Irvin Fury – I find it ironic that Sherry had a pair of handcuffs stashed away in her top. Those things are so huge, she could hide an aircraft carrier in there, equipped with all the fixings.

Jessica Swift – Get your mind out of the gutter, as hard as that may be, and call the action.

Irvin Fury – Sherry Martinez is the action.

* Sherry goes over to her cloak and reveals a lead pipe. She tosses it to Jason Verve as she goes over to TMG and holds his hand still as Verve smashes his hand with the lead pipe. He hits him again and again, as the screams of TMG resonate throughout the building. *

Jessica Swift – They are trying to destroy the Iron Claw. They are trying to break the hand of The Masked Grappler, so he can never apply the Iron Claw again.

Irvin Fury – Jason Verve is trying to flatten the Iron Claw to resemble the iron cookie sheet.

* The crowd goes wild as Nemo makes his way out from the back to save his father. *

* Nemo runs down the ramp to the rescue and catches the lead pipe to the ribs. TMG is struggling hard to get free as his son is now going to become a victim. *

Irvin Fury – I thought he learned his lesson the last time he tried to get involved. But if he’s out there to get another taste of Sherry, I understand his stupidity.

Jessica Swift – This does not look good for the entire Grappler family.

Irvin Fury – Look good? We don’t even know what they look like. The entire family wears masks.

* Jason Verve commences to beat the living stars out of Nemo with the lead pipe as Sherry shouts obscenities to him and kick him. Jason picks him up and holds his arms back as Sherry slaps him across the face and yells to him………… *

Sherry Martinez – STOP SMILING AT ME!!!!

* TMG can’t help himself but to cry as his son is getting demolished. Verve body slams Nemo on the ramp then picks him up and hits him and hits the Vampiric Embrace on the ramp then gets down and locks on Nature’s Wrath. Nemo is tapping out as tears are coming from his father’s eyes and Sherry is teasing him. *

Jessica Swift – THIS HAS TO STOP!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE DAMN UWA LOCKER ROOM!!!! EVERYONE IS GOING INSANE!!!!

Irvin Fury – Hate is in the air and taking out the next man to get to the top is the way to do it. Alexia Valentine has lit a fire under selected wrestlers to bring havoc and mayhem to Warzone. Otherwise, this show would have to end with an arrogant asshole cutting down the roster with his promos and jumping off ladders to end matches to even gain some sort of excitement. This is far more real and breathtaking.

Jessica Swift – Trying to break a kid’s neck is not breathtaking.

Irvin Fury – Depends on the kid.

* Nemo is tapping out as TMG has exhausted himself from crying and can only reach out to his fallen son. Verve continues to pull back on Nemo’s head as his teeth are showing and then members of the PSA, followed by Tommy Polo make their way to stop the carnage. Verve gets up and Sherry hides behind him and they stare down Polo as they walk to the back. Polo spits in the direction of Verve and stare at the work done. *

* They head to the back as Polo digs for a key in his pocket and unlocks TMG, who darts over and covers and comforts his son. He pushes the PSA members away and Polo tells them to fall back, as the show ends with TMG holding his injured son once again to end Warzone. *

Irvin Fury – I think this ---------

Jessica Swift – What you think doesn’t matter, Fury. You suck and so does this situation. This has to end sometime and when it’s all over, I hope The Masked Grappler destroys Jason Verve.

Irvin Fury – Jason Verve can’t be destroyed. How can you destroy the destroyer?

Jessica Swift – With a silver bullet or a stake through the heart.

* Suddenly, “Gangsta, Gangsta” by N.W.A starts playing again and the crowd boos as Ronnie D makes his way out from the back, sweating and out of breath. He has a microphone in his hand and starts to rap again. *

Ronnie D – What the fuck happened here? It looks like The Masked Grappler and his retarded son got beat with much more than a steel chair. I predicted this would happen, cuz my wishes come true when I put my hands together and make them clap, and I hope that retards neck is snapped in half, cuz there isn’t anything I hate more than an old man who’s holding onto the past. You don’t book me, I will come out and humiliate everyone, and laugh at that retard laying on the ground and I won’t be in violation. I make up the rules, cuz lately, there aren’t any rules, and week after week, someone is left laying in a blood pool. What are you staring at Polo? You can’t do nothing to me and I wonder where’s Tracie, cuz my cock wants to say hello. Shove it down her throat, much further than you ever have, and I’ll post it on PWC.com and put the bitch on blast. You’re famous for sleeping with dirty whores and catching all sorts of venereal diseases, now I know why they say you don’t have a bulge in your jeans. You have no pee-pee, it’s gone bye bye, and if you want to step to me, then step, I’ll punch you in the eye.

* Polo darts after Ronnie and when he tries to run, Huge DIX come through the curtain and Ronnie bounces off of them and is surrounded by A-Rod, Wilcox, and Polo. He looks up at them and tries to shake their hands. Polo swings on Ronnie, but he ducks out of the way, jumps off the stage and runs away through the crowd. The crowd goes after Ronnie but security shields him and ushers him away. The camera returns to the fallen Nemo and consoling TMG, as Warzone goes off the air. *


END SHOW