October 22, 2008: Warzone VIII

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<<
This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.

* Warzone VIII starts off with none other than the guy from the Whitest Town in America, Ronnie D. “Gangsta Gangsta” by N.W.A. is booming over the PA system as he comes out with a microphone in hand. He is welcomed by boos and trash being thrown his way. Someone even connects with a cup full of ice and a half eaten pretzel. He dusts off his shoulder and puts the microphone up to his mouth. *

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronnie D – What are all you people mad for, is it because I slept with your mother and treated your sister like a whore? I’m more than anyone of you can handle, and I rip up the wrestling ring like I was some sort of vandal. My win/loss record is spectacular, now I see why all you punks are jealous, only women get jealous, so stop acting like a bitch fellas. I get overzealous whenever I pick up a microphone and start spittin’ my hardcore rhymes, and last week I saw Sarah O’Doyle and Sayomi Oshiro go for a hardcore ride. Now I see that retard, Nemo, sitting in the stands, and can anyone tell me how long will it take for him to open a sardine can. He’s beneath me, I’m on top of my game, the rest of the UWA locker room are suckas and lame. When I step into the ring, Alexia Valentine sees money, it rains, I see that stream running down her legs, cuz she wants to feel my pleasure and pain. I don’t usually go for the MILFs, if you know what I mean, but she’s one bad mother-uh-oh, so I might consider going inbetween. Tonight we’re going to see Red Solomon defend the title against a man of mystery, The Grand Mystique, and he’s on a rampage, so Red’s victorious outcome is looking bleak. His reign been reached his peek when I was signed to a lucrative contract, my wrestling ability is like my rhymes, 100% abstract. We going to see a new champion crowned tonight and Alexia Valentine will finally get to rest, but the wrong man is going to be the champion, because everyone knows that I’m truly the best. So everyone stand up and boo this show, I wasn’t booked once again, The Council is treating me like a dude with a last name’s that’s foreign.

* Ronnie D drops the microphone on the stage as if he’s some sort of superstar and soaks in all the boos from the crowd. He has his arms up in the air, points to the crowd and then leaves. *

[Councilman #2]

Jessica Swift – Ronnie D really needs to hush his mouth. He isn’t a rap star and he hurls insult after insult instead of creating productive songs. Welcome everyone, live from the Conseco Field House in Indianapolis, Indiana, to another edition of ??ѧخ? Warzone, I’m Jessica Swift.

Irvin Fury – Well, well, well. I see you set me up for an ally oop and will finally allow me to introduce myself.

Jessica Swift – I never stopped you in the past. Shoot gun slinger.

Irvin Fury – Give me enough friction and I definitely will shoot. So allow me to introduce myself; I’m Irvin “The supreme muff diver, if you roll a blunt, I can help you get higher, third leg longer than the spider grand daddy, and when I’m done with ya, you’ll require stitches in your poo-nanny” Fury.

Jessica Swift – I knew I should have skipped the introduction segment.

Irvin Fury – I would have found a way to get it out anyway. So what’s on the plate for tonight?

Jessica Swift – Tonight fans, we have a wonderful show lined up with TinMan of The Stooges taking on Jason Verve.

Irvin Fury – That’s guaranteed to be brutal. Verve tried to set TinMan on fire at Warzone VII, so I don’t expect much to change this go around. It’s a waste of time but hey, a lesson must be taught.

Jessica Swift – Also, we’ll get the missing interview between Juan A.B. Black and Red Solomon in two parts throughout the show. We had technical difficulties at the last show and the interview couldn’t air. This week we have it and we’ll learn a lot more about our current champion. On top of that, we have the long awaited one on one encounter between The Grand Mystique and Red Solomon for the UWA Heavyweight Championship. This has been written on the wall for a long time and tonight, this budding feud will hit a fever pitch when they lock up.

Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique has waited almost two months since he won the #1 contender’s spot from Nick Travis and now this is his time to capitalize on the opportunity. Alexia Valentine has tried to weaken the champion over the past month and the door is wide open for the Grand Mystique to come right in and take what the crystal ball has told him belongs to him, the UWA Heavyweight Championship.

Jessica Swift – This is going to be a grand evening fans. Stay tuned as there is much more to come and starting right now, we have the first match of the evening……………Grant White taking on a mad old man in The Masked Grappler. Take it up to the ring…………
Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the “Golden Era Classic”…………….THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!!

* “Last Night When We Were Young” by Frank Sinatra plays for a while, giving an old school vibe off into the arena, settling everyone. Then the curtain moves a bit and then the masked superstar of the Golden Era of professional wrestling makes his way down the aisle. He is surrounded by fans that jump the railing and rush him because they love him. He walks his way up to the ring, looks at his opponents and walks up the steps. Before he enters, he wipes the soles of his boots off on the apron to show respect for the canvas and then enters the ring. He paces around the ring while slapping at his arms and shoulders and then he tests out the ropes before the bell rings. *

Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler looks to be about business tonight. He doesn’t want his wife coming out here and his son, Nemo, is at ringside with Tommy Polo sitting alongside him to make sure he doesn’t jump the guard rail and try to get involved as he has over the last couple shows.

Irvin Fury – The boy doesn’t know right from wrong. He sticks paper clips in electrical sockets, he licks the muff of Sherry Martinez before smelling it first for freshness, he attacks Jason Verve as if he’s going to bring harm on him. The boy is simply stupid.

Jessica Swift – I must say, Nemo is a little “special”, but I won’t go as far as calling him stupid.

Irvin Fury – Stupid is what stupid does. And Nemo does stupid things. What’s next, he’ll be telling us it’s 10 minutes to Judge Wapner?

Jessica Swift – There he is fans, Nemo, the son of the legendary The Masked Grappler. Look at the guns on the guy. Looks like he’s been working out.

Irvin Fury – He has to work out after the beating he’s been taking over the past month or so. And those arms looks juiced, Jessie. How can he go from pipe cleaners one week and look like Stallone the next?

Jessica Swift – Dedication and lots of protein bars.

Irvin Fury – That’s a lie.

Ally Winters – And his opponent, coming to the ring, hailing from Charleston, South Carolina and weighing in at 276 pounds, he is………..GRANT WHITE!!! The referee is Maverick Michaels.

* As "Simple Survival" by Mushroom Head begins to play, Grant White slowly walks out from the entrance on the ramp onto the stage. The crowd boos him and tosses trash at him. However he ignores them and continues on his way. He climbs into the ring and jumps onto the second ropes and looks out over the crowd and directly at Nemo. Nemo tries to jump the guard rail to get some action but Polo pulls him back and sits him down. *

Irvin Fury – Whoa there bunky, your ass beating is coming soon enough.

Jessica Swift – Good thing Polo was there to stop him. We could have had another bad accident.

Irvin Fury – Nemo is the prime example of a bad accident. That’s what Grappler deserves for spreading his semen around at such an old age…….it’s no good.

* TMG immediately goes after GW before the bell, but GW notices him out the corner of his eye and the bell finally rings. They circle around the ring with TMG slapping at his shoulders then they lock up in the center of the ring. TMG connects with a forearm shot to the face, sends GW to the ropes and hits a shoulder block. TMG hits the ropes, GW goes down and tries to flip TMG over but TMG stops short, makes a wish with GW’s legs and drops an elbow into his groin. The referee warns TMG of going too low and TMG pulls GW up and headbutts him. GW falls into a corner and TMG goes over and starts choking him. Maverick Michaels begins his count………… *

1……………..2…………………..3……………..4………….

Jessica Swift – The Masked Grappler looks like a man possessed right now. His family has been assaulted and he’s trying to get himself back into position to challenge for the UWA title.

Irvin Fury – Grant White has nothing to fear. His youth will be enough to defeat Grappler.

* TMG breaks the choke and does it again, breaking for the referee can reach a 5 count. TMG sends GW into the opposite corner and follows with a clothesline. GW stumbles out of the corner and TMG chop blocks him, out of character. The referee is warning TMG of his rough tactics but TMG ignores him and picks up GW and throws him out of the ring, to the floor. TMG drags GW over to Nemo and Nemo gets up and holds his hand up for the crowd to see then he slaps Grant White. The crowd cheer as Polo simply laughs. Nemo continues to slap GW and it snaps GW out of it and he tries to go after Nemo, but Polo stands up and gets in-between Nemo who has his dukes up and wants to fight. TMG pulls GW back and rolls him back into the ring. As TMG rolls back in, GW hits a forearm to the back and some stomps. GW picks up TMG, sends him to the ropes, swings and misses a clothesline, TMG bounces off the opposite side and connects with a running knee lift as GW ducks down. GW goes flying across the ring and lands in a corner. TMG goes over and starts pummeling GW with fists to the head and pulls him to his feet by his hair and body slams him. TMG bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow to the chest and goes for a cover: 1……………..2……………GW kicks out. TMG pulls him up and hits a big punch to the head that causes GW to spin around and when he face TMG again, he’s taken down with a clothesline. GW gets up and TMG takes him down with another clothesline and then hits the ropes and body splashes GW in the ring. The crowd is hot for Grappler being in full control of this match. *

Jessica Swift – So it would seem that the words of Grappler’s wife and the assault on Nemo are coming to the surface.

Irvin Fury – I’m almost embarrassed to witness Grant White get handled like this.

Jessica Swift – Just a few moments ago, you were proclaiming that Grant would hold up and put up a good match.

Irvin Fury – I must have been watching something else. Did you fart again, because my eyes are getting foggy?

[Councilman #2]

* TMG gets up and executes the Garvin stomp and finishes up on GW’s nuts. The crowd cheers as GW crawls over to a corner and TMG chops the sweat off his chest. He squeezes his head with the world’s strongest hands and tosses the man with the 40 pound weight advantage across the ring. GW is slow to get up and TMG sneaks in behind him and locks on the full nelson. GW kicks back into the groin of TMG to escape, hits the ropes and runs right into ----------- *

Crowd – THE IRON CLAW!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Dammit, it’s over.

* TMG locks on The Iron Claw and squeezes the head of Grant White until he drops to his knees. Maverick Michaels raises his hand once…………..and it falls……………two times……………and it falls……………a third……..it sits for a second…………….then it falls. The bell rings and the referee raises Grappler’s arm in victory. *

Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………………THE MASKED GRAPPLER!!!!!

Jessica Swift – There you have it fans, another victory, and a deserving victory for The Golden Era Classic, The Masked Grappler.

Irvin Fury – He used Grant White like toilet tissue, wiped and tossed him. I expected something more from him.

Jessica Swift – The motivation of redemption for Sayomi Oshiro and Sarah O’Doyle had to be on his mind. On top of what his wife said, so he had to make quick work of Grant White.

Irvin Fury – Yeah, no one wants to see a public display of castration in a wrestling ring. Bad enough I’ve seen it done on an old Faces of Death video tape.

Jessica Swift – My papa had those tapes. He wouldn’t want me watching them because they’ll bend your mind. Now I see why you are the way you are.

Irvin Fury – I’m this way because I’m Irvin Fury, loverman supreme.

* Grappler grabs the microphone and has something to say. *

The Masked Grappler: Hello everyone. I came out here tonight to prove a point that cowards don’t belong in a wrestling ring. The man I just disposed of, Grant White, is a coward for what he did to two women at Warzone VII. I will not speak of what he did, but if you look back at the show on YouTube or a friends DV-R, you will see the heinous act that he and his partner acted out. I had to go home to my wife and hear that the environment of UWA is unsafe and that I should not allow my son, Nemo, come to the shows. I can not deny my son what he wants, as he’s at ringside now…….son, stand up and show everyone that you’ve been working out with your daddy in The Chamber of Horrors.

* Nemo stands up and shows off his guns again. *

The Masked Grappler: That’s right fans. Once Nemo turns 15, he’s going to enter the ring and continue the Grappler tradition. He’s 9 years old now, so give him some time. He’s going to be the best. But back to why I had to dispose of Grant White, I had to fight for all the women out there who fight hard everyday to keep up with a fast paced world, dominated by men. A world where we may see a woman Vice President in that luscious Sarah Palin. She’s setting the standard in being sexy for a woman in a high position. Her legs are nice and tight, he body has curves, her thighs are well rounded, those lips and that smile……..oh, she is competition for Angelina Jolie. But women should not be beaten and savagely thrown through glass tables. Instead, they should be tied to bed posts and be made love to and they should cook and clean 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. But that’s my old fashioned opinion. Also, on my mind is what happened to myself and my son at Warzone VII, when Jason Verve handcuffed me to a guard rail and beat me and my son with a lead pipe. My young, tender son. That should not have happened and it runs through my mind every second of every minute.

* Grappler looks at the camera. *

The Masked Grappler: Jason Verve, look at these old eyes. I will get the world’s strongest hands on you and when I do, I will squeeze what little life you have remaining in your body……….OUT!!!! You are a true fiend and an animal. You do not put your hands on my family and think it’s something that won’t warrant revenge. I will try my best to end your run in UWA and if I’m lucky, your entire wrestling career. I know you’re in the building tonight and if you want to talk to me man to man, you know where to find me. So leave my family alone or face the consequences of ------------

The color in the screen turns black and brown like old news reel and then it starts to jiggle a bit and flip, trying to stay steady. He drops the microphone and starts screaming……..

The Masked Grappler: -----THE IRON CLAW!!!!

Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans.


COMMERICAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

* Warzone returns from break with Jessica Swift ready to introduce the next segment. *

Jessica Swift – If you missed Warzone VII, Juan A.B. Black conducted an interview with The Grand Mystique about the upcoming championship match against Red Solomon. Due to technical difficulties, we were not able to bring you the second interview with Red Solomon, so tonight, we will bring you the interview in two segments throughout the evening.

Irvin Fury – Why not in one segment? Seems like the UWA production team is being partial to Red Solomon and promoting him more than anyone else.

Jessica Swift – No they are not. And besides, we have to promote our champion. As a matter of fact, shut up Fury. Listen to what the champion has to say and enjoy the segment.

Irvin Fury – I think I’ll enjoy a trip to the porcelain throne than listening to this paper champion talk about anything.

Jessica Swift – You’re too much…..

Irvin Fury – That’s what they tell me. Wanna find out?

Jessica Swift – No. Here’s the interview.

Irvin Fury – Do you wannabe black?

* Ultimate-Tron 9000 flashes a bit then the video airs of the interview. *

<<<<<<<<PREVIOUSLY RECORDED>>>>>>>>

Juan A.B. Black: Hello everyone, I’m Juan Black, Pro Wrestling Council Analyst, for Pro Wrestling Council Illustrated. Tonight, we are live via satellite from Bangkok, Thailand, and with me we are honored to be sitting with the current and undefeated Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. Welcome Mr. Solomon, how are you this evening?

Red Solomon: It is wonderful to rest the body and observe from a distance, the warzone that is Ultimate Wrestling Association----

Juan Black interrupts.

Juan A.B. Black: Sorry to interrupt, but don’t you mean Ultimate Wrestling Association? We have noticed that you’ve made this mistake in calling the federation that you are a champion of, by the wrong name several times in the past.

Red Solomon: My humble apologies Mr. Black, and my apologies to the fans of Ultimate Wrestling Association. It was an honest mistake.

Juan A.B. Black: I’m sure that all apologies are accepted.

Red Solomon: Very well.

Juan A.B. Black: We often see you in the act of training or meditation and not speaking much. When you do speak, you’re very soft spoken, yet, you’re the silent type. We don’t know much about you, could you tell us a little more about your past?

Red Solomon: The Red Solomon you see today is very different from what he once was. As the champion of the UWA, I've slowly but surely come to appreciate the comforts of the American lifestyle. I sign autographs, I go for long runs in noisy parks, I've pushed myself to the absolute limits in front of thousands of screaming fans. It is an exhilarating, once in a lifetime experience. It is also something that was furthest from my mind one night in Thailand about 7 years ago.

I hail from a small village outside of Bangkok, Thailand. It isn't exactly Apocalypse Now South East Asian hellhole, we had lights and running water and tv, but as you can guess, it's small enough. It's also very peaceful. Everyone knew everyone else, and the last remotely interesting thing that happened was Thaksin Shinawatra visiting the village for his Prime Minister campaign, people still talk about it from time to time.

I was never an academic kid, you know? I'd get bored in class, and always skipped to play football (soccer to you), or run through the rice fields with my friends, or go swimming in the rivers. The only thing I bothered sitting in class for was for history lessons, they were always interesting. Well, that and sports and games. I liked hitting a punching bag made out of sacks stuffed with earth better than hitting the books, and I was the king of the playground, always challenging the older boys to scraps and sending them running home crying.

I threw myself entirely into Muay Thai as I grew up, taking odd jobs here and there to survive, but from morning to night it was nothing but train for several years. I was an arrogant, hot-tempered bastard too, strutting around the village, having flings with the girls and always treating strangers with disdain.

One day, a bunch of loud tourists from...New Jersey? I don't know. Call it Jersey. They came to my village, some idiot tour guide had arranged for them to explore the Thai countryside. They had also been drinking heavily before they left.

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when one of them, couldn't have been older than I was, yelled something about a one night stand with her; for cash. He acted like I wasn't even there and his buddies cracked up like it was the funniest thing in the world.

The red mist came down and at the end of it all; I was suffering from a cracked rib and severe bruising. But those guys...man; they had to be rushed to the nearest hospital. I broke bones, I cracked skulls, I crushed throats; all because of a taunt. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever done and I still wake up at night remembering how it felt like to completely lose my control.

Well I had to run after that; drifted to Thailand, made a living bouncing for bars and nightclubs. I had to do the same shit all over again, beating up foreigners because they were causing trouble. I was sick of it; sick of the violence. I got to thinking about the West, and how I only saw the bad side of it. I wanted to know more about the source of all my life's problems.

I saved up, bought a one-way passage on a cargo ship and never looked back. I've been training non-stop ever since, trying to find out more about myself and this strange country. My past is painful, but it made me into who I am today.

Juan A.B. Black: What do you think of your experience thus far in Pro Wrestling Council: ??ѧخ??

Red Solomon: I am delighted to have ascended to the top of the mountain in such a short space of time. To me, it is a vindication of all the effort, work and sacrifice I've put into this industry.

Juan A.B. Black: How does it feel to represent an up-and-coming federation such as Ultimate Wrestling Association?

Red Solomon: Growing up in Thailand and later coming to America, you get a very strong sense of the difference of the history between the two countries. Thailand's history is wrapped up in legend, myth and folklore. Legends like Nai Khanom Tom, the Muay Thai warrior who felled ten opponents in a single night. America is the first nation of the modern era, and its history is relentlessly documented and celebrated. Every American knows the history of his or her country.

I am reminded of that every time I make an appearance as a member of the UWA. In the years to come, I want to look back on my life and be able to tell myself that I was a part of something special, and I helped to create it and shape its path. The UWA represents the opportunity for me to become a living, breathing legend, at least in the hearts and minds of its fans. As a young federation, it can only grow onwards and upwards, and when it eventually becomes the world-dominating juggernaut it deserves to be, I can say that I was there at the start of it all.

<<<<<<<<PREVIOUSLY RECORDED>>>>>>>>

Juan A.B. Black: I’ve asked this question of The Grand Mystique, who do you see as the next superstar, beside yourself, in Pro Wrestling Council: ??ѧخ??

Red Solomon: Lots of people have that potential. Jason Verve is an absolute force of nature, when he isn't ambushing people. DJ Styles is a hell of a natural athlete and a fearsome competitor; he just goes on and on and doesn't stop. Nick Travis is another enigma, he claims to be the smartest man in all of wrestling and it has to be seen if he can match up to it. And of course, The Grand Mystique; ruthless and single-minded, a bit like me, really. He is extremely difficult to compete against because of his size and his intensity, and his willingness to bend the rules.

Juan A.B. Black: What are some of the federations you were a part of in your career and do you care to elaborate on any one specific federation? Why do you favor that federation over the others? Who was the toughest opponent that you’ve ever faced out of any of the federations you’ve been in?

Red Solomon: I've been in a few, moving quite frequently, but the one that has the most memories for me has to be the Global Wrestling Coalition, a federation that is still going strong today. I like it because I was its first ever United States champion, a fact that I am quite proud of, defeating Eric Kennedy in a brutal ladder match to hold the honor. But the toughest man I've ever faced has to be their sometime world champion, Reckless Jack. The man is insane and will do literally whatever it takes to have his hand raised at the end of the match. I remember one match with him, I was going flat out, being pushed to the max and he wasn't even worried. In fact, he was laughing. As in literally roaring with mirth as I did my damndest to avoid his attacks. I lost the match, but looking back I'm kinda glad I escaped relatively unharmed.

[Councilman #2]

Juan A.B. Black: Out of all those in PWC who do you feel can give you the most challenge to your reign as UWA Champion?

Red Solomon: Without a doubt, Ms. Alexia Valentine. She seems to have a grudge against me, to any champion really. With her pulling the strings I need my wits about me if I am to hang on to my world championship. If we're talking competitors, the iron determination of the Grand Mystique makes him a huge challenge.

Juan A.B. Black: Do you feel that with psychotics like the Wellings & Jason Verve that you're in a safe work situation or should the PWC Council get involved with how Ms. Valentine is running the show here at UWA?

Red Solomon: You know, that's an interesting question. Instead of chasing Irwin Fury around, Tommy Polo should be stopping people like Jason Verve attacking guys like the Masked Grappler, a real prince of a man. I don't think the Council needs to step in per se, but better enforcement of the rules would be nice. I am a competitor, and I don't appreciate competing on an uneven playing field.

TO BE CONTINUED

The video ends and the scene returns to Swift and Fury at ringside.

Jessica Swift – He had some interesting information to say.

Irvin Fury – Still won’t save him from losing the title tonight.

Jessica Swift – It’s good to know a little more about the man representing the company you work for. Glad to know he’s not totally an introvert. Hopefully, he’ll open up more when the second part of this interview is aired right before the main event. Fans, after this commercial break, Jason Verve will be in action.

Irvin Fury – Wonderful, now we get to see a real woman down here at ringside.

Jessica Swift – You can't be eluding to me not being a real woman, when I've been forced to sit next to a puny, wimp of a man. I'd rather artificially inceminate elephants than be your broadcast partner.

Irvin Fury - I'd like to see you do that one day.

Jessica Swift - We'll be back fans.


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from commerical and Tin Man is standing in the ring crying that he still hasn't gotten a UWA Heavyweight Championship title shot. The crowd is booing and tossing trash at the ring because of how boring and stale Tin Man has gotten.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Boo who right Fury? This guy just bitches and complains all the time. He should just get a sex change.

*** Irvin Fury ***
He's a spot monkey who cannot spot out. What do you expect?

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is schedueled for on fall making his way to the ring from Columbia, South Carolina weighing in at 250 lbs standing six feet six inches tall, accompanied by "The Sexybis" Sherry Martinez, JASON VERVE!



"Six" by All That Remain hits the PA and between two evils, the fans choose to cheer as Sherry comes out in a cloak that covers her completely from her head to her knees, but when Jason walks out he is in full ring gear. Jason holds a whip down and readily smacks anyone who gets too close or reaches too far out. The crowd boos and he ignores them. He jumps up on the ropes and holds them down to allow Sherry access into the ring. Once in the ring Sherry falls onto her knees before Jason and he removes her cloak and tosses it out towards the time keeper. Ally raises the mic to speak, but Jason jumps all over Tin Man and begins beating him down with some fierce fists. Tin Man immedately wets his pant, but before he can stain the ring Jason throws him out of the ring face first landing hard ala Lita. Verve sling shot splashes himself over the top rope and the crowd pops watching Verve destroy Tin Man.

Sherry walks around ringside and moves closer to both men. Jason gets up, and begins to repeatedly shash Tin Mans head into the ground. The referee nears five as Jason continues demolishing his opponnent. He resets the count, gets Tin Man to his feet (still crying and complaining) and gives him a Hip Toss on the ground following up with a Spinebuster. Tin Man screams out like a girl and the crowd laughs at him more. Jason gets into the ring to deliberately argue with referee so that Sherry can pull out a razor and cut open Tin Man causing him to leak oil all over Alexia's floor. She throws the blade under the ring, and steps on Tin Mans' viertually non-existant nuts.

*** Irvin Fury ***
This is great Tin Man is getting busted up two weeks running now! There's only one Irvin Fury you faggot, and that's me you fucker! Not that fake ass poser shit for brains, can't even hire your own announcer.

*** Jessica Swfit ***
Indeed, he fucking deserves the failure heading to him. He can not cut a promo if his life depended on it and he cannot wrestle. He's enhancement talent that's all he's worth. He shouldn't be reigning as a undefeated champion at any point. Thank GOD Jason Verve has always worked his ass off when needed.

Jason leaves the ring again, grabs Tin Man smashes his face against the ring pole. Tin Man hits the ground and tries crawling away but Verve stalks him and jumps on his back. He grabs Tin Man, stands him up and gives him a Pumphandle Slam on the corner of the ring, he slides off like the pile of shit he is, and covers his eyes prentendins not losing but winning. Jason refresehes the count but the ref tells him to get back in, so Verve lifts him up, spears him into the stairs and finally tosses him back into the ring. He walks over to Sherry and the two share a very intimate kiss before he climbs back in. Verve climbs in quickly, grabs Tin Man once more, and lifts him up into a powerbomb position and nails him with Vampiric Embrace.

[/b]. Tin Man stops crying and moving until Verve locks in Natures' Wrath and he taps out immedately. "Six" hits the PA Ssytem and continue splaying as Verve locks it in for close to two minutes and gets a standing ovation from crowd as he destroyed Tin Man in another funny way. He finallly releases him from the hold but gives him another Vampiric Embrace[/b] outside of the ring. Sherry climbs in, falls to her knees and begins kiss and sucking his naval to a luck warm reaction from the crowd.[/i]

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH YEAH! LETS SEE SOME PORNO! I gotta see me some naked Sherry Martinez and nake Jessica Swfit if some lesbian lovin'.

*** Jessica Swift ***
GOOD LUCK! You'll never see that as long as I'm still in control of my body. Wait, look!

The Ultimate Tron shows Daniel McCloud and The Masked Grappler on screen. Both Sherry and Verve look straight at them and climb onto the ropes. It zooms out to show both mean dressed in their 1940's Profession Wrestler gear.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Looks like that fiend Jason Verve has destroyed Tin Man. That's a sad accomplishment considering Tin Man hasn't destroyed anyone ever, eh Oscar?

*** The Masked Grappler ***
That's Mr. Grappler to you sunny kins.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
I dont' thinks Oscar, and if you want to play like that, then I'll have to keep Jenny, Lizzy and Bunny away from you Mr. Grappler.

*** The Masked Grappler ***
No no no, send them my way indeed. I'm sure Mrs. Grappler would love to see those young beatuies of yours Danny, she may want to see that young piece of tail Sherry Martinez if she gets her head out of Verves ass.

*** Daniel McCloud ***
Indeed my young friend. I have a match with a woman beater by the name of Nicholas Travis tonight. You dont' have to worry. I've signed a deal with Ms. Valentine to face Jason Verve in a LEATHER STRAP MATCH at the next PWC:UWA Warzone show. You'll have your rematch too buddy, but Verve I know you'r watchin this. The ink is fresh and it's going to be me, Daniel "The Greatest Living Legend Alive" McCloud VERSUS Jason "The New Nature Boy" Verve AND Sherry "The Sexybis" Martinez in a two on one handicap Leather Strap Match. You already fear *the screem turns black and brown flipping, the audience follows with* THE IIIRRROOONNNNN CCLLLAAAWWWW!!!!! *The screen returns to normal* you must also fear The Octopus. Now can you live with that Jason?

The video end with Jason licking his lips as he gets ready for the first meeting between Daniel and himself. Sherry kicks ropes and starts complaining to Verve but he ignores here. Fury begins to hump the air however and Jessica only moves further away.

*** Irvin Fury ***
OH GOD YS! G.M.I.L.F. CAME THROUGH! She's set up a Leather Strap match between Jason Verve with Sherry Martinez AS TALENT going against That Washed Up Legend Daniel McCloud! HORRAY!

*** Jessica Swift ***
I cannot say I share your enthusiam about McCloud as he still entertained me and is my reason why I became a wrestler. I cannot wait until next Warzone. Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you appreciated that short but fun match. We'll return after these messages from SAW V.

The show fades to commercians first being SAW V.[/center]

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from commerical to Tracie Bottoms & Willie Moleman talking with on another in the back. The two turns to see Michelle Welling walking to them, as she passes by both make a chillin sound. She stops dead in her tracks and looks at the two. Willie quietly walks off screen but Tracie stays.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I hate the cold, and I feel that Hell is freezing over. Which sucks becuase Hell is one of the best swingers clubs I've ever been to.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That's freaking gross. But yes, the room did get colder when Michell appeared.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
What's you problem bitch? Didn't you learn what happens when you fuck with me from last time?

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
What? You mean you being a sucker punching bitch? Yeah I remember that. I'm just freezing because of a fridgid bitch like you sucking all the warmth and life out of the room you frigid bitch.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
I rather be a frigid bitch than a loose whore fucking at any given opportunity.

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
I tell you what, atleast my bed is rockin' unlike you. I bet you haven' kissed any man since The Commadors.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
I'm not that old. But I have kissed other men. I'll prove it. Lets walk over to that door, and lets see how frigid I am and how loose you are.

The two women walk over to a door and wait several moments.

*** Jessica Swift ***
$20 says Tracie gets lucky LONG before Michelle does.

*** Irvin Fury ***
You're on sweet cheeks. By sweet cheeks I mean both your face and your ass. I just want to put my face in eitehr and babababababaa!

*** Jessica Swift ***
You're are now OFFICIALLY the grossest man I know.

*** Irvin Fury ***
HACHA! EAT YOUR HEART OUT MASKED GRAPPLER!

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
Okay, first man who walks out you can kiss.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
Okay fine.

The door opens and it's a famous man almost naked fat man with a very over excited black woman.



Woman
YAY! WE'RE BACKSTAGE AT THE UWA WARZONE SHOW! YAY! How do you spell UWA?

The fat guy ignores her and pelvic thrusts the air a litle then begins streatching. Michelle goes very pale looking at him. Tracie begins laughing at Michelle. She closes her eyes, but the man and woman suddenly walk off. She looks at Tracie.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
Okay, that was BAD. PLUS he ran off, lets see you try. Lets see if you're the frigid bitch and I'm the loose whore.

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
All right fine, letting you know something frosty, I like my ass getting kissed with wet lips. So pucker up buttercup.

The next man walks in has slick back black hair, very pale wearing a red bow time, white sirty and grey suit. He stops and does a quick pose for the camera.



*** Squee Wee Herman ***
HA HA! HI HI PRETTY LADIES! HOW ARE DOING!?

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
God you're annoying and extremely loud and gay. Who the Hell are you?

*** Squee Wee Herman
Yeah I am a happy man pretty lady. I'm Squee Wee Herman. I make the children laugh and ladies go ooowwww. HA! HA!

*** Michelle Wellings ***
Ooowwwww you're the most disgusting THING i've ever seen. You're probably the worst person I've seen Alexia hire to date. That's saying a lot you Pee Wee Herman rip off.

*** Squee Wee Herman ***
FRIGIDE BITCH ALERT!



Both women look at eacxh other for a moment. They turn back and both begin beating him down. The club his back over and over. He screams like a child as each woman takes turns beating him down. They set him up against the wall and both keep slapping over chest very loud ala Ric Fuller. His chest begins bleeding through his shirt, both women toss him into a fire extinguisher. He falls out pulling the extinguisher onto him, and hits his nuts. He rolls over, and both women stand him up and throw him in the trash. The walk over to a flight of stairs and toss him down. Squee Wee is heard cryhing and banging around. They slam the door and go back to the door they were first at. The two catch their breath again and look at one another.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
Okay... that didn't work very well did it...

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
Fine, the next person who walks through you'll have to kiss.

The two look at door and Alexia walks through the door. She's brushing herself off and tosses the butt of a cigarette away. The three women are looking at one another. Alexia finally speaks up first.

*** Alexia Valentine ***
What the Hell are you two staring at? That's no tonly impolite but you're not earning your pay checks. Now do something useful that'll be both entertianing and fun.

*** Irvin Fury ***
HA! This outta be funny. I wonder she'll do some HLA with the boss. This outta be funny as Hell if she does.

*** Jessica Swift ***
This is getting your jollies up isnt' it. Making your day because you don't get anything from your wife because she knos how you treat other women.

Tracie waits on Michelle. She shrugs her shoulders and grabs Alexia to her. She freaks out and trips falling onto her butt.



Alexia jumps up spitting and stumbles off screen quickly. Michelle looks at Tracie. She takes several steps away from Michelle as she doesn't have any idea or want to find out what else Michelle is planning to do to her.

*** Michelle Wellings ***
I told you I'm no a frigid bitch unlike you the filthy whore.l

*** Tracie Bottoms ***
I tell you what. You are right. I'm not willing make out with another woman, but I conceed you are bigger "slut" than I am considering you just made out with our boss for no appernet reason.

*** Irvin Fury ***
YES! We got HLA and we see both Michelle and Alexia are semi-dykes. Someone call Larry Flint and Penthouse!

*** Jessica Swift ***
Anything for an easy rise eh Irvin?

Michelle slaps Tracie across her face for the comments. But Tracie doens't take it lieing down and slaps back. The two continue slapping each other until Michelle grabs Tracie by her hair and drags her around. Fury is jumping up and down in his chair like a little kid, Jessica stares at him in amazement with how childish he is, and Michelle begins to pull Tracies shit off. In one swift motion she pulls off her shirt, but Tommy Polo is seen kickin the camera out of the camera mans hands. It crashes on the groupd and goes black. Fury is now so upset he's screaming stomping on the table like a child. Jessica looks at the camera.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Ummm ladies and gentlemen, I appologize about that. I had no idea that would happen. I appologize on behalf of PWC:UWA for what almost showed from Tracie Bottoms and for my childish broadcast partner who has apperently reached the terrible twos. We'll be right back after these commercial breaks.

Several members of Polo Security Agency walk over to calm Fury down as the camera fades to a commercial.

~COMMERCIAL BREAK/END SEGMENT

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzon returns to action. Irvin Fury has sat back down and regathered his "proffessional" self. Jessica looks straight at him.



*** Jessica Swift ***
Fury, when the HELL are you going to act yor uage and not your dick size? I have to know right now.

Fury looks back at her and looks somewhat confused.



*** Irvin Fury ***
What? I'm not a child. I just get over excited when I know there's going to be titties like the ones we didn't get to see because Tom Polo had to keep Michelle Welllings from gettin her ass stomped in like her loser husband. BUT ANYWAYS! We have another match between an old foggie and a future PWC:UWA Champion if he continues on his path of destruction. Eventually Alexia is going to HAVE TO give this man a shot at the title.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Are you high? I hope this man doesnt get a sho at Red Solomon!

"The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet" - The lights begin to change colors from red to blue and flicker back and forth between the two.- "Push the colors from the make up. Drop your feelings at the door. Has anybody here had enough? Walking in on so much more. Gonna make you give up. I wanna see you get up." -Travis walks onto the stage and raises his right arm into the air as the chorus of the song begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.- "I said your the only one. Whats your name?! Who do you love?! I wanna hate you kill you. Treat you like I've have enough."-Travis lowers his arm and walks down the ramp to the ring talking trash to the crowd closest to him. He slides in to the ring as the song comes to the bridge.- "The shadow within me. The sorrow at my feet. Gonna lead the revival. No simple Survival... For me."-The song fades out and Travis stretches in the corner and awaits the start of the match.-



The crowd boos mercilessly as Nick Travis makes his way out calm and relaxed about this match.

*** Ally Winters ***
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is schedueled for one fall, making his way first to the ring weighing in at 225 lbs standing 6'3" tall, from Newark, New Jersey he is "The Smartest Man To Ever Grace The Ring" NICK TRAVIS!

Nick takes a calms stride to the ring as mainly women and little girls flip him off for his treatment towards women. He threatens to slap several as he walks by but doesn't. He rolls into the ring and chills waiting for his opponent.

*** Jessica Swift ***
I hope Daniel breaks his legs. This man should be arrested for the way he's been treating women. Alexia has to do something to this man for putting women through tables.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I doubt she even cares! She knows her women are trained to WRESTLE and that's what Nick has been doing. He's wrestled those women THROUGH glass tables. I love it!

"Johnny B. Goode" hits the loud speakers and the fans go crazy bowing to a living Legend. Daniel McCloud makes his way out wearing a red and gold ring robe, he is seen smoking a pipe for several seconds. He empties the pipe and puts it into his robe and makes his way down to the ring strutting as if he owns the place. Several fans reach out and grabs his shoulders, he smiles and nods at them and spits around with his robe flowing in the wind.

*** Ally Winters ***
His opponent, weighing in 210 lbs standing 6'1" from Dublin, Ireland he is "The Greatest Living Legend Alive" DANIEL MCCLOUD! Your referee for this match is Maverick Micheals.

Maverick quickly checks Travis for weapons and sure enough he's clean. Daniel walks up the ring stairs, wipes his feet off and climbs through the ropes. He spreads his arms out allows his the fans to enjoy the sight of him in his ring robes.



Daniel takes off his ring robes and gives them to Maverick to check. He checks them quickly and tosses them out to Ally Winters. He then checks Daniel for weapons, but sure enough there isn't. Maverick calls for the bell. Daniel and Nick circle each other in the ring. But Dan decides to extend his hand in offer of good luck. Nick look at his hand and takes him down with a clothesline MUCH to the displeasure of hte crowd. He leays on Dan and begins fire away with som fists. He gets up and drops a knee over Dans head, he however rolls to the rope fast enough and uses the ropes to climb up. Nick stays away, Daniel gets out and Dropkicks Nick.

Nick however slams him into the ground countering him. He locks his hands around his waist and gives Daniel a German Suplex, but he counters with a backflip. Daniel German Suplexes Nick instead, and follows through with a second. Nick gets up with Daniel and he Scoop Slams him once, Nick coms up holding his back and gets another Scoop Slam. Dan showboats a moment, but helps Nick up to his feet and gives Nick a Knife Enge Chop so hard his hand is imprinted on Nicks' Chest. Nick bends over but Dan sets him up and gives him another forcing him against the rops, he bounces off and Daniel Chops him down to the mat.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Those knife edge chops are doing a ton of damage on poor Nick Travis. This is great.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Those knife edge chops suck ass. Esepcially if the ycome from foggies like him with callouses on their hand, probably form jerking off or from Big Ric Fuller... which is the same reason as why his hands are so painful.

Daniel whips Nick across the ring. Daniel bends over, and Nick leaps over him. He turns around, as Nick bounces off the ropes and jumps over a laying down Daniel. He jumps back up quickly, ducks behind Travis and hits him with a Backbreaker. He goes for a pin but his opponent get a shoulder up. Daniel leans over and hammers away on Nick, but he reverse Daniels momentum and locks in a Headlock.

Nick holds it in for several minutes but lets up. Suddenly Jason Verve appears at the entrance. He stands there by himself.



The two look out at Daniel & Nick. Nick gets Daniel to his feet and hits him with an Inverted Atomic Drop. He hopes around the ring a few moments and gets hit with a normal Atomic Drop following with a Reverse DDT. Nick walks over to a corner, gets on the second rop and comes off with a elbow drop over Daniels head. He holds his head rolling over onto his stomache, and Nick comes up and down once more from a standing position on Daniels' neck with a Elbow Drop. Travis gets up taunting Daniel by kissing his arm muscles ala Scott Stiner then points at his head screaming "THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE RING EVER!" gettin mass booign from the ground.

*** Jessica Swift ***
Looks like Travis is in the drivers seat now. he's been working over Daniels' neck & head since the beginning of the match. I hope his ego comes back and bites him in his ass.

*** Irvin Fury ***
I want to see someone get their neck broken. Nick Travis is truely the smartest man to ever grace the ring. I doubt there is anyon alive now that can compete with his level of intellegence or ring psychologiy.

Nick grabs Daniel by his hair, drags him over to a corner and begins stomping away on him. His opponent grabs his foot but he drop kicks McCloud in his face instead. Travis gets to hi feet pulling Daniel McCloud up with him, and lands a Brainbuster DDT. He covers him for a pin, but Dan gets his arm up by two. He leans over and fires away on his head. Daniel rolls over to the ropes and grabs them. Once more Nick Backs off until Daniel releases the ropes too soon and is charged by Nick gettin a double Knee Smash in his face.

Daniel bounces up and lands in the corner. He wraps a arm around his opponents neck and runs off with a Bulldog. Nick smashes Daniels head illegally against the mat several times. Referee Micheals breaks up the smashing and gets threatened by Nick. He pushes Micheals and he returns the push with on his own, and Daniel scoops him up but gets a two count himself. Jason Verve makes his way down the ring slowly with Sherry making up the tail carrying a glass table and a leather whip behind her. Verve stops at the the edge of the ring.

Nick Travis ignores them completely and attemps a No Survivors but Daniel reverses it to escape. He grabs Travis' necka nd lands a swinging neckbreaker. He lifts him back up for a Piledriver but he gets back body dropped over the top rope instead. Daniel grabsteh roesp but both Sherry & Jason pull him off and begin beating him down. Nick distracts the referee pretending his arm is injured.

*** Jessica Swift ***
COME ON REF! LOOK AT THAT! THEY'RE CHEATING! YOU GOTTA STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!

*** Irvin Fury ***
HA! It's grenious on behalf of both Verve & Travis. I'm suprised Travis and Verve didn't team up sooner to destroy people. I cannot wait to see what hapens after thi commercial break.

The camera fades to commercial as Jason & Sherry toss Daniel back into the ring.

[Councilman #2]

UWA Warzone returns from commercial and Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez watching Dan & Nick from the outside. Nick Travis lands an Arm Wringer on Daniel, and downs him. Nick comes off the ropes with leg drop. Daniel convulves a moment and Nick covers him, but he only gets a two count. Nick claps his hands three times signalling for a three, but sure enough the ref argues back. Nick pulls Daniel up by his head, and hits a Snap Suplex. He leaves Daniel on the ground and mounts the top rope and nails another leg drop over his opponents neck. He covers for another two count.

*** Irvin Fury ***
This old bastard has a lot of will doesn't he? Probably just him convulsing so hard from dying, it looks like he's kicking out.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That's a terrible thing to save Irvin! Daniel has entertained more people than you've had sex with. Come back with a witty retort from that one.

*** Irvin Fury ***
Tuche Taylor v 2.0 tuche

*** Jessica Swift ***
I WANT YOU TO DIE IRVIN!

Nick lifts Daniel up, but Daniel comes out with a massive Huge Chop from nowhere. He backs away holding his chest, he stumbles away and suddenly gets whacked with another one. Daniel begins filling with the will to fight and slaps him a third time with a Knife Edge Chop and followsthrough with a Deat Valley Driver provijg he still has fight left. Jason Verve jumps up on the ropes and gets both McCloud & Mavericks' Attention. Sherry sneaks around the ring, and pulls out a wooden table. She smacks Travis' face with the table accidently. He recovers, as fans pelt the ring in trash. McCloud and Verve argue with one another continously while Nick sets the taple up in a corner. He sneaks around McCloud, low blows him. He locks in a Full Nelson, then suplexes him completeing the Travis Plex

[/b] into the table breaking it. Sherrying pulls out the pieces and the shards of the table. He holds the pin in and Jason jumps off the ropes and points at them. Maverick drops down and gets an easy three count.

"Simple Survival" Hits the PA system, and both Verve and Travis attack McCloud as the bell rights.[/i]

*** Ally Winters ***
Here is your winner by pinfall, NICK TRAVIS!

Nick pushes Verve and tells him to grab a table from under the ring he placed there. Sherry goes under and finds it first, she pulls out a GLASS TABLE about six inches off the ground and tosses it in. Jason helps her in so they can put McCloud through it. Nick tells Jason to back off so he can do it. He pushes McCloud down on the table, looks at Sherry a moment. Pushes McCloud off then before Jason can stop him he hits her with a Release Travis Plex through the table. Verve runs over almost kicking his head and once more Travis jumps over the barricade.

He leaves laughing as he points at the group in the ring. Sherry looks at Jason and then runs out of the ring. She isn't hurt and manages to catch up with Travis and jumps on his back licking and kissing him. He throws her off, but she comes back holding onto his waist almost stippin him naked, trying to get into his pants. They leave the cameras field of vision to return to Verve grabbing a shard of glass and smashing it into McClouds head. He stands up but gets knocked over, and verve begins cutting away at Daniels face and be begins bleeding. Afte busting him open, Verve raises the shard in victory over his head. He drops it as "Six" hits the pa and begins retreating to the back.

*** Jessica Swift ***
That was disgusting! First Travis puts Sherry through the table just becaues, then she almost rapes him, THEN Verve almost skins Daniel alive. This is gross!

*** Irvin Fury ***
NO WAY BABY! This is entertainment! We need some more of this crazy stuff happening more frequently, that almost reminded me of my JWA:EWA days. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm to rub one off and we'll return.

~ Fade to commercial
[/center]

[Councilman #2]

>>>>>COMING SOON<<<<<




He’s the guy who you write your monthly rent check to. He’s the guy who bangs on your door when your music isn’t too loud. He’s the guy who cuts your water off when you’re 1 cent short on the bill. He’s the guy who drills a hole in your bedroom wall to watch you have sex.

He’s………….






THE LAND LORD





……….and he’s coming to Ultimate Wrestling Association.

When you see him coming, lock your doors and close your blinds. He wants much more than rent, he wants to antagonize you.




>>>>>COMING SOON<<<<<

[Councilman #2]

Juan A.B. Black: Welcome back everyone, I’m sitting here with the current Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. He’s answered a series of questions about his experiences in the past and in UWA, now I will ask him some other questions about his current title reign and other matters that concerns him.

Juan A.B. Black: What are your personal feelings towards Ms. Alexia Valentine and her vendetta against you and DJ Styles for not bowing to her will?

Red Solomon: You know, I used to have a thing for Ms. Valentine. She's what, over 35 and looks amazing. I've always been attracted to women in positions of power. But telling me what to do simply because she happens to be my boss, that goes against my personal moral code. I cannot submit to someone else, I got kicked out of the Thai army for flaring up at an officer during a training course. As long as Ms. Valentine thinks she can tell me what to do, I will never bow to her will.

<<<<<<<<PREVIOUSLY RECORDED>>>>>>>>

Juan A.B. Black: How does your meditation help with your in-ring ability and the ability to handle adversity?

Red Solomon: Meditation is simply a tool I use to improve my concentration and strengthen my focus. When you're in the heat of competition and your opponent resorts to unorthodox tactics, you cannot afford to be thrown off your game. A greater focus allows me to stick to my usual style and not to be distracted by taunts, pain or exhaustion.

Juan A.B. Black: What do you think of your challenger, The Grand Mystique, and his undefeated streak to become the #1 contender to the title that you hold?

Red Solomon: He is an absolute threat and I still have not gotten my revenge for his shattering a crystal ball over my head in our first match. He has proven his worth in beating everyone else, and he deserves a chance to compete with me. He has been single-minded in his quest to capture this championship from the moment he stepped into the UWA and all of that will be a factor going into our next match.

Juan A.B. Black: Do you see The Grand Mystique as a credible threat, or a pretender that will fall to The Teeth of the Dragon?

Red Solomon: One does not fake his way into the Number 1 contendership in the UWA. The Grand Mystique is motivated by the same burning desire that I have and our meeting will be a clash of the titans.

Juan A.B. Black: If you were to successfully defend the UWA Heavyweight Championship at Warzone VIII, where do you go from there?

Red Solomon: I'll visit the Masked Grappler and Nemo, because they didn't deserve to get caught up in this war between Grand Mystique and me. A sit down discussion with Alexia Valentine maybe, where we thrash out some details. If she likes, Ms. Jessica Swift has been looking exceptionally lovely as of late, I wonder if she'd be up for dinner and drinks one of these nights.

Juan A.B. Black: How would you rate your current title reign?

Red Solomon: It has been challenging, but I still feel I could do more. I will not rest until the name of Red Solomon is carved into the annals of history.

Juan A.B. Black: I’m going to say a name, and you tell me, in one word, what you think of that person:

Juan A.B. Black: Nick Travis

Red Solomon: Potential

Juan A.B. Black: Jason Verve

Red Solomon: Beast

Juan A.B. Black: DJ Styles

Red Solomon: Athlete

Juan A.B. Black: Alexia Valentine

Red Solomon: Lust

Juan A.B. Black: The Masked Grappler

Red Solomon: Dedication

Juan A.B. Black: The Grand Mystique

Red Solomon: Determination

<<<<<<<<PREVIOUSLY RECORDED>>>>>>>>

Juan A.B. Black: What do you have in store for The Grand Mystique when you face him for the UWA Heavyweight Championship at Warzone VIII?

Red Solomon: Three things - a lifetime's experience in fighting, from the bar room brawls of Bangkok to dancing with the devil known as Reckless Jack. Secondly, a desire for revenge for the way he treated me and my good friend, the Masked Grappler and his son Nemo. But finally, a lasting desire for peace. I can only achieve peace in my mind when I know I am the best there is. Beating the Grand Mystique will help me to find it again.

Juan A.B. Black: There you have it fans, words from the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon. It has been a pleasure spending time with you.

Red Solomon: The pleasure was all mine.

The video ends and the scene returns to Swift and Fury at ringside.

[Councilman #2]

* The crowd is still buzzing from the second half of the UWA Heavyweight Champion, Red Solomon’s, interview with Juan A.B. Black, and now they all stand up as Alice Winters enters the ring and begins to announce the participants for the main event. *

Jessica Swift – WILL YOU STOP RUBBING MY LEG!!!!

Irvin Fury – Sorry, thought it was my leg.

Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is…………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!

* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, sitting on a turnbuckle. He is facing in the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. He hops down and starts pacing around the ring, anticipating his opponent’s entry into the ring. *

Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique looks primed and ready to take the UWA Heavyweight Championship away from Red Solomon. He’s had quite a journey to the top of UWA and he’s now living the moment that many wish they could live. He’s ready to be the King of the Hill, the Apex of Excellence, the UWA Heavyweight Champion.

Jessica Swift – That’s right, suga. He’s undefeated and on a mean streak. Many men have stood in his path to get to this point, namely, Nick Travis, Cake Boy Mary, The Maxx, he’s destroyed legends such as The Masked Grappler on more than one occasion. He wants this as bad as anyone on this roster.

Irvin Fury – There are a few things I want badly as well.

Jessica Swift – And you’re not going to get them.

Ally Winters – And finally, introducing the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation…….REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills.

* The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain with the UWA belt in one hand as he outstretches his arms and pyro go off around him. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd and referee. The Grand Mystique doesn’t falter and stares through his opponent. The two never take eyes off of each other as they meet up in the center of the ring as Jim Mills holds the title between the two and gives them instructions like a boxing match. *

Jessica Swift – You can cut the tension between these two with a knife. The atmosphere is electric in this building.

Irvin Fury – There’s electricity in my pants, if you want to find out.

Jessica Swift – Even if I wanted to see what’s in your pants, I don’t think I’ll be shocked. As a matter of fact, I would be shocked that it would be so small after all the bragging that you do. But I guess when you have a midget for a wife, it’s a whale to her.

Irvin Fury – Call the match.

* The bell rings as the two continue to jaw at one another while they are bumping heads. GM slaps RS and RS starts chopping GM to the chest. GM fires back with an eye rake followed by slamming his head into the turnbuckle. GM turns RS around and connects with a chop, sends RS to the opposite corner and charges in, only to get hit with a back elbow from RS. RS then hops up on the middle rope and hits a reverse springboard back elbow and goes for a quick pin: 1…………GM kicks out as RS stands back and goes for a side kick, but GM catches his leg and RS counters with a standing enziguri. GM falls down to a knee as RS goes for a roundhouse to the head but GM catches that leg as well, stands up and pushes RS to the mat. He holds onto the leg of RS and RS turns around to his side and kicks him away with the other leg. GM backs away as RS kips up and gets into a fighting stance as the crowd cheer. *

Jessica Swift – Red Solomon is showing his agility by executing kicks and body twists to escape the larger Grand Mystique from leaning on him.

Irvin Fury – It must be this green tea, but it’s making me want to lean on you a little more than usual.

Jessica Swift – No, you’re just a sexless, horny, bastard.

Irvin Fury – I’ve been called worse.

* The crowd continues to clap as RS is in his stance and he motions for GM to charge him by holding out his fist then motioning to come to him with two fingers. This infuriates GM, who charges RS, who ducks a clothesline and connects with a back kick to the gut, followed by a spinning back kick to the back of the head. GM falls back into a corner as RS charges after him and monkey flips into the center of the ring, landing on his back. GM springs to his feet and RS takes him down with a chop. GM springs up again and runs after RS and gets taken down by another chop. GM gets up and charges him again and RS takes him down with an arm drag and holds the arm, but GM starts making his way to his feet and connects with a couple elbows to the gut and a throat thrust of his own. As RS stumbles around, GM scoops him up onto his shoulders and RS floats over and when GM turns around, RS connects with a spinning back fist, followed by a spinning low kick to the gut, followed by a knee lift and a clothesline. RS goes for the pin: 1…………GM kicks out and rolls out of the ring. He’s holding his gut and head as the fans boo and hiss him. He pays the fans no mind and tries to regain his composure. When he looks up, RS has hit the ropes but swings through the ropes and back into the ring, does a tumble, hits the ropes again then does a corkscrew plancha onto GM on the floor. The crowd stands up and chants for the big move. *

Crowd – THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap * THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap * THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap * THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap * THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

Jessica Swift – Red Solomon is pulling out all the stops to retain the UWA title tonight and he’s exciting the crowd with high flying moves, such as that corkscrew plancha.

Irvin Fury – I think the fans know what Red Solomon is doing. He’s kissing up to them and the sad part is, the fans can’t do anything to help him win. The Grand Mystique is a far more superior wrestler than the champion and he will win this match and become the first true UWA Champion.

Jessica Swift – How can you be so sure?

Irvin Fury – The crystal ball told me so.

* Both men are down and slow to get up. Red gets up and executes a chop to the chest of GM as he leans against the barricade. He attempts to send him into the apron, but GM reverses and connects with a devastating clothesline. Both men are down as Jim Mills continues his countout. *

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* GM pulls RS up and rolls him into the ring then half way rolls in himself to break the count. As he exits back out, he holds the chin of RS and hangs his head off the apron then hammers his forearm across the chest and throat of the champion. RS is clutching his throat as GM positions him again and connects with another heavy blow to the windpipe area. GM then walks up the steps, measures RS and then connects with a guillotine leg drop to the head of RS, causing his to clutch his throat and head. *

Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique has now stepped into the surgical room. He’s going to pick Red Solomon apart.

* GM methodically paces outside of the ring before rolling into the ring and pulls RS into the ring by his legs. He pins him: 1…………………2……………RS gets his shoulder up. GM pulls him up by his hair and flips him over and then applies a reverse chinlock. *

Jessica Swift – The Grand Mystique is using a rest hold to calm down this crowd and his opponent. He’s applying pressure to an area already worked over by using his weight advantage by leaning on the smaller champion.

Irvin Fury – As I said, the doctor is in surgery right now and he’s going to pick apart his victim, who just happens to be the champion. Grand Mystique is a savvy individual and knows what he’s doing in that ring. Red Solomon will systematically be broken down this match.

[Councilman #2]

* The crowd is stomping and clapping for the champion to make his comeback as he has his fist pumped up into the air and struggling to get to a vertical base. GM struggles to keep him down as RS is feeding off the crowd and he connects with a series of elbows to the gut and goes to hit the ropes, but GM pulls his hair and forces him back to the mat real hard. The crowd boos as Jim Mills warns GM of pulling the hair. He nudges Mills out of the way and proceeds to stomp RS on the mat. RS rolls around and sits up in a corner as GM plants his boot into his chest several times then chokes him with the sole of his boot. Jim Mills is counting the illegal move and warns GM that he’ll disqualify him if he continues to choke him. GM turns his attention to Mills and pushes him and then Mills pushes GM back and the crowd cheers. GM pulls back as if he’s going to punch Mills, but RS rolls him up from behind and Mills gleefully hops down and makes the count: 1………………….2…………..GM escapes and clobbers RS with a forearm shot to the side of the head. GM picks up RS, sends him to the ropes and leap frogs him and when RS returns, GM swings with a clothesline that RS ducks and catches him with a backslide pin: 1…………….2…………GM escapes again. RS gets up and does a jumping spinning kick exhibition that causes GM to fall out of the ring, in fear of getting hit. GM is pointing something out to Jim Mills, claiming that RS performed an illegal kick, but Mills isn’t buying it and the crowd is letting into GM. *

Crowd – PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!! PUS-SY!!!!!

* GM covers his ears and is visibly frustrated. He tries to roll into the ring but RS kicks him away and starts clapping to get the crowd involved. *

Jessica Swift – It seems as if The Grand Mystique is loosing focus. He’s allowing the crowd to get to him and his dirty antics aren’t working.

Irvin Fury – It’s still early in the match, so he has plenty of time to get his game plan into effect.

Jessica Swift – He won’t have much time if he allows everyone, including the referee to get into his head. Red Solomon is a dangerous man and he could end it just as fast as it starts.

Irvin Fury – Red Solomon has PE?

Jessica Swift – PE? What’s that………oh, I know what PE stands for? No, you pervert. He doesn’t have that type of PE. He simply can end the match with a swift kick or with one of his painful finishing moves.

Irvin Fury – It’ll be embarrassing if he does have PE. What would the women think?

* GM walks up the steps to re-enter the ring and has his head smashed into the corner by RS. RS pulls GM into the ring and connects with a jumping front kick to the face. GM slumps over the top rope as RS places him on the top rope, face down, then places his legs onto his shoulders then flips GM back, causing a whiplash effect as GM slams the back of his head against the canvas. RS lifts his leg and holds it for a second before attempting to bring his heel into the head of GM, but GM rolls out of the way and gets to a knee. RS runs and goes for a flying jump kick but GM ducks it and connects with an uppercut. *

Irvin Fury – Mortal Kombat, anyone?

* RS holds his jaw and charges with a series of shuffle kicks and straight punches that GM dodges and he takes RS down with a leg sweep. RS kips up again and GM grabs him and connects with a belly to belly suplex. He leaps up as high as he can get and connects with a double leg drop. He goes for the cover: 1………….2…………RS gets a shoulder up. GM pulls him up and hits a suplex, holds onto it and hits another. He rolls over and starts punching RS to the head and slamming his head into the mat. Jim Mills warns him again for the rough tactics, but GM ignores him, sits on the top rope and when RS gets to his feet, GM jumps down and connects with a forearm shot to the back of the head. RS stumbles around the ring and GM grabs both of his arms and starts hitting the trapping headbutts to the face of RS, busting open his nose, then follows up with an double underhook overhead suplex. RS is slow to get up as GM runs and connects with his patented Yakuza kick to the face. RS is dropping blood heavily on the mat as GM paces around the ring and gloats to the crowd, who boos him. *

Irvin Fury – What did I tell you. Grand Mystique is starting to make that incision and open up Red Solomon. He’s bleeding now and it’s only going to get worse from this point on.

Jessica Swift – The champion is in trouble fans. He’s bleeding from his face and The Grand Mystique is getting cockier and cockier with each blow he delivers. Red Solomon is going to have to summons the spirit from within to pull this one out. Though the punishment he’s sustained isn’t that extensive, it could still mean disaster for him and a new champion could be crowned.

Irvin Fury – I could’ve said it even better, but I’ll let you share my glory. The same glory that Grand Mystique will share in a matter of moments.

* GM goes over to insult RS by placing his boot on the face of RS the twisting, causing RS to flounder in pain on the mat. RS then tries to pull himself up with help from the ropes and GM goes to sit on the top rope again and when RS turns around GM dives off and RS surprises everyone with a superkick flush to the chin. GM is out on the mat as RS struggles to get it together to crawl over to him and make the cover: 1……………….2………….GM gets his shoulder up and the crowd begins to get excited again. RS is trying to channel the crowd for support as they clap and cheer for him once more. He wipes the blood from his face as he goes over to GM and pulls him to his feet. He places his head between his legs and lifts him up into a piledriver position and connects. RS goes for the pin: 1…………………..2……………..GM kicks out at the last second. *

Jessica Swift – This match is heating up.

* RS thought he had the match won so he positions himself behind GM, who is struggling to get to his feet, then RS goes for a spinning cranium kick but GM ducks it and connects with a chokeslam. GM starts yelling out of frustration and starts pounding on his chest and clawing at his face. He picks up RS and suplexes him. GM goes to the middle rope and outstretches his arms as he would during his ring entrance, then he climbs to the top rope, turns around and dives off, connecting with the suicide cannonball splash onto the chest of RS and he goes for the pin: 1……………………2………………….RS kicks out. GM starts pounding the mat and he kicks RS to the back and pulls him to his feet, chops him, hits a two-handed throat thrust, a headbutt, then an overhead suplex. GM goes for the pin: 1…………2………..RS gets a shoulder up and GM is trying to figure out what to do to make him stay down. He pulls RS up and sends him to a corner, GM charges in and RS takes a running shoulder to the gut and a punch to the head. GM sends RS to the ropes and spears him to the mat. *

Irvin Fury – Oh, I forgot to ask you…….how did your date with Red Solomon go?

Jessica Swift – I decline to talk about my personal life or lack there of, Fury. Talk about the more important things going on right now, like this match.

Irvin Fury – I want to know if you broke a cardinal rule of dating your co-worker.

Jessica Swift – None of your business, Fury. Go back to the rock that you crawled from under and let it crush you on the way down.

Irvin Fury – That bad, huh?

* GM picks up RS and goes for the Hand of Prophecy, but RS reverses and turns it into a bridge: 1……………2……….GM escapes. He goes to clobber RS again but it’s turned into another backslide pin: 1…………………2…………GM escapes again. When he stands up, RS takes him down with a leg sweep and kips up to his feet. He goes for the Buzzsaw kick but GM leans back, showing his agility and returns with a Kozlov-like headbutt to the stomach. GM looks up and it had no affect on RS, who’s tight frame went unaffected by the blow. GM looks on in amazement as the champion starts going through a routine with his arms and attacks GM with swift chops and punches to the head and it sends him into the ropes. RS whips GM to the opposite side and connects with a back fist to the gut and then follows up with a jumping front kick to the face. GM flips backwards out of the ring and lands on his feet. He grabs the legs of RS and pulls him out of the ring and goes to punch him but RS blocks it and connects with a two-fisted punch to the chest, knocking GM against the barricade. *

Irvin Fury – Street Fighter II UWA Edition, anyone?

* GM bounces back off the barricade and charges RS who ducks him, causing GM to leap up head first onto the apron and surprises everyone with a countering DDT to RS on the floor. *

Jessica Swift – That was nuts. I never seen that before. That had to be completed with precision and timing.

Irvin Fury – We have the best in the business here in UWA, so moves like that can be pulled off.

Jessica Swift – That was just a crazy sequence of moves. This entire match is a crazy sequence. It’s like watching a Kung Fu movie mixed with the A-Team.

Irvin Fury – Next, all we need are explosions.

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[Councilman #2]

* GM rolls RS into the ring and pins him, this time with his feet on the ropes: 1…………………2……………….thr……Jim Mills sees the cheat tactic and stops the count. GM gets up and starts pushing Mills around the ring. RS gets up and has an extremely large knot on his forehead from being DDT’d on the floor. He sneaks in behind GM and rolls him up into a school boy pin: 1……….2………GM kicks out. He stands up and RS connects with a roundhouse kick to the head and GM drops to a knee. RS hits the ropes and hits a dropkick to the face. He goes for a pin: 1………………2…………GM escapes. Suddenly, the crowd starts booing as Alexia Valentine comes to the stage, soaks in the boos and then makes her way down to the ring. *

Jessica Swift – What is she doing down here?

Irvin Fury – She’s getting a close up of her championship match. She wants to see how this match is going to turn out, up close and personal.

Jessica Swift – This isn’t right. She’s going to spoil this match for Red Solomon because she doesn’t like him.

Irvin Fury – I like her and she’s welcome to come and visit anytime. I wouldn’t mind if she comes over, sits on my lap and do commentary on my microphone.

Jessica Swift – You’re a sick man, Fury.

Irvin Fury – Cough, cough.

* RS looks up and sees Lady Misery at ringside and he doesn’t appreciate it. He flips her the bird and she doesn’t change her face at all. He remains focused on GM and picks him up and delivers a double knee smash to the face, hits the ropes and connects with the Leaping Tiger. RS goes for the pin: 1……………2……………………………….the count never comes because Ms. Valentine got up on the apron and is pointing to Jim Mills to stop the count. The crowd boos as she’s yelling at him to stop and RS gets up to confront Mills. Mills looks ashamed and RS looks towards Valentine who is trying to get down off the apron but RS turns and grabs her by the hair and pulls her back up. The crowd explodes with cheers as RS pulls her into the ring and slings her into a corner. She looks afraid for her life as RS approaches her, but GM gets up and runs full speed towards RS, who side steps him and GM accidentally splashes Ms. Valentine to the elation of the crowd. *

Crowd – FUCK HER UP, RE-ED, FUCK HER UP!!!!! FUCK HER UP, RE-ED, FUCK HER UP!!!!! FUCK HER UP, RE-ED, FUCK HER UP!!!!!

Irvin Fury – Grand Mystique thought he had an opening and he ran into the boss. That’s gotta hurt.

Jessica Swift – The trained ears of Red Solomon came in handy as he’s got his two nemesis in the ring at the same time. This is going to be fun to watch. She really deserves what he’s going to give her.

Irvin Fury – I’d like to give her something else.

* RS grabs GM by his head and body slams him. Valentine tries to escape through the ropes but RS grabs her by the hair and body slams her on top of GM. RS points to the top rope and the crowd cheers wildly as he starts to climb to the top, but GM moves Valentine off of him and goes up with him. He hammers him to the back a few times and then he grabs him around the waist and out of nowhere, he leaps backwards and connects with a super Big Bang. GM is slow to get up and he falls on top of RS for a pin: 1………….2……….RS gets his shoulder up and the crowd is ecstatic. *

Jessica Swift – OH MY GOD!!!! I can’t believe it. He just kicked out of a super Big Bang. Red Solomon has all the guts in the world tonight. He’s determined to pull this one out.

Irvin Fury – That was just the softener, Red Solomon is going to get the Hand of Prophecy next.

* Alexia rolls out of the ring and gets Alice Winters microphone. *

Alexia Valentine – HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!!!! YOU’LL PAY!!!!! THIS MATCH IS NOW A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!!!!!

Irvin Fury – My favorite.

Jessica Swift – Changing the rules as she goes along. She’s hell bent on getting the title off Red. This isn’t right and bad for business.

Irvin Fury – Nothing she does is wrong or bad for business. I can see the Nielson ratings now…………through the roof. She knows what she’s doing.

* GM rolls over and out of the ring and goes under it to pull out a crystal ball that is glowing with lightning inside of it. He stares into it and it intensifies in it’s activity. He rolls back into the ring and approaches RS who is on one knee. GM looks to smash the crystal ball over the head of the champion, but RS ducks and GM smashes Jim Mills instead. The crowd groans and cheers as RS connects with a superkick, that staggers his challenger then RS connects and locks on Teeth of the Dragon. *

Jessica Swift – The teeth of the dragon has been sunk in and The Grand Mystique has nowhere to go.

Irvin Fury – Even worse, the referee is out cold.

* Alexia Valentine looks on as RS is fronting GM and pulling back on his arm. GM is trying to reach for the rope but he’s in the center of the ring and can’t make it. With his off arm, GM starts tapping out and the crowd is erupting but the referee can’t see it. Suddenly, the crowd gets even louder as Sarah O’Doyle makes her way down to the ring, slides in and sees GM tapping out, so she calls for the bell. The crowd blows the roof off the building as she raises the hand of Red Solomon and indicates he’s the winner. *

Irvin Fury – NO!!!! NOT HER!!!! SHE’S NOT THE LEGAL REFEREE

Jessica Swift – But, she’s a referee.

Irvin Fury – She’s supposed to be dead, dying, something other than being here.

Alice Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………AND STTTTIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL ULTIMATE WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……………….RRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Alexia Valentine looks pissed off at ringside and she starts to storm up the ramp. *

Jessica Swift – Sarah O’Doyle, who was badly injured by Nick Travis and Grant White at Warzone VII did her job and counted the victory for Red Solomon. So Alexia can’t say she neglected her duties as a referee and she must pay her.

* The belt is handed to Red Solomon as O’Doyle continues to hold the arm up of the champion in the direction of Ms. Valentine. The Grand Mystique leaves the ring, holding his shoulder and limping up the ramp. The crowd continue to be loud and cheer as Red Solomon, beaten and bloodied, retains the belt to defend it another day.

Red gets on the turnbuckle with the belt around his waist and shows it off to the crowd. GM looks back and points as if he’s going to get revenge. RS taunts him by pointing to the belt and waving back to GM. He hops down and celebrates with Sarah O’Doyle by putting her up on his shoulder and parading her around the ring. *

Irvin Fury – This is disgusting.

Jessica Swift – This is wonderful. Red Solomon actually beat the odds and came out on top. I don’t think it’s over between he and The Grand Mystique. They were evenly matched, but Red just edged him out.

Irvin Fury – The Grand Mystique will be back for another shot, and believe me, next time, he’ll come out on top.

Jessica Swift – He might have won this time around if Ms. Valentine, Lady Misery, didn’t get involved.

Irvin Fury – You’re right, I just might have to talk to her.

* The show ends with the fans cheering and Red continuing to acknowledge them and Sarah O’Doyle for doing the right thing. *

fade out…………….show ends