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December 17, 2008 - Warzone XII « Thread Started on Dec 17, 2008, 12:31am »
>>>>>> PARENTAL ADVISORY <<<<<< This program contains adult language and mild nudity. Parental guidance is suggested.
Jessica Swift - We are live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, The Air Canada Centre and welcome to another edition of Ultimate Wrestling Association Warzone. Hello everyone, I’m Jessica Swift and with me tonight is none other than…….
Irvin Fury - ……Irvin ”The man with the grapefruits the size of Noah Hanson’s ego, and the lady’s hop on my dick like it was a stick made of pogo; when I slide inside, it isn’t just a little, because when I explode, I’ll leave a whole lot of cream in the middle”……..Fury.
Jessica Swift – You really need to stop with foul language on this show. The FCC wouldn’t take too kindly to your words.
Irvin Fury – The FCC can be bought and believe me, I’ve seen guys buy the FCC and defecate right in their presence. The FCC stands for Foul language Creates Cash, so allow me to say a few words…….
Jessica Swift – Oh boy…….
Irvin Fury – Fu[beep] Jake Titan. His parents are jungle apes who gave birth to a violent ni[beep] that can’t his hands to himself. That’s why my new partner, Virus, is going to show that porc[beep]key what pain is truly about and if he decides to show his black face around here again to assault me, I’ll make sure his nuts are cut off and shoved down his fu[beep]g throat. Now suck on those Newports………..B[beep]CH!!!
Jessica Swift – Wow. Tell them how you really feel.
Irvin Fury – I held back, Jessie. I was being as pleasant as possible. I won’t hold back next time I speak about that tired crap eating motherf[beep]ker. I’m sorry, I’m sorry; tell the fans what’s in store for tonight.
Jessica Swift – Tonight fans, we have a wonderful show lined up, as Noah Hanson will be making his in-ring debut against the guy who wants to be the leader of the Polo Security Agency and Head of UWA Security, Redemption.
Irvin Fury – All this stuff about Redemption wanting to be head of security hasn’t really come out in public yet, it’s all backstage fodder. We’ve seen him in a couple instances run out with PSA to break up some fights, but we haven’t heard anything from him on this matter, though Tommy Polo has spoken on this issue this week.
Jessica Swift – If Redemption gets into trouble, do you think PSA will help him? Also, speaking of Tommy Polo, he’ll lock horns once again with Leon ‘The Virus’ Roberts in a No Disqualification Lumberjack Match.
* Fury is rubbing his hands together. *
Irvin Fury – This is interesting because as you know, I’m a huge Tommy Polo fans and I’m trying to get Virus to do some dirty work for me when it comes to that retarded imp, Jake Titan. So I have to remain impartial on this match because both men are up there with me and I don’t want to mess up my business dealings with either.
Jessica Swift – You don’t have any business dealings with Tommy Polo; he rarely acknowledges you.
Irvin Fury – We don’t need to put our business relationship out in the open. He goes about his business as I go about mine. Remember who got me this job; it was Polo himself.
Jessica Swift – And I dread the fact that he did that to. Also, we’ll see the return of a former UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles, ‘Emissary of Evil’ DJ Styles, taking on Red Solomon and The Grand Mystique in a Triple Threat Match for the UWA Heavyweight Championship in the main event. That is sure to be one hell of a match. This will be the first time the last three champions will be in the ring for the title.
Irvin Fury – Interesting enough, The Grand Mystique blew a gasket earlier this week when he got sick and tired, fed up with how Red Solomon stole that pinfall at Warzone XI when he had the count on The Masked Grappler, basically upstaging him while he’s the champion.
Jessica Swift – I’m pretty sure that The Grand Mystique will try to get revenge for what Red Solomon did and that DJ Styles, and his new acquired attitude will all mash up and put on an excellent match. And to start things out, lets get down to the ring, where Alice Winters is set to announce the first match of the evening.
Irvin Fury – Take it away…….
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Ronnie D vs. Ginger Snapps « Reply #1 on Dec 17, 2008, 12:33am »
Ally Winters – The first contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, by way of the superstar initiative, hailing from “The Whitest City in America” Livonia, Michigan and weighing in at 196 pounds………………..RONNIE D!!!!!!
* The crowd boos as the rapping white boy from Livonia, Michigan makes his way out from behind the curtain to the sounds of N.W.A’s “Gangsta Gangsta”. The crowd picks up on some Iraqi traditions and start throwing shoes at him. He ducks, dodges, bobs and weaves as quickly as George W. Bush did on his surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend. Ronnie maintains his sly grin as he takes the microphone from Ally and places the microphone up to speak or rap…… *
Ronnie D – Yo, yo, yo, I’m finally booked ya know. I’m gonna bust into this ring and do my thing like a true king, because I am the one and only true king of the muthafuckin’ ring. They got me goin’ against some chick named Ginger Snapps, she’s a cutie and I bet it’ll be hard to give her ass a smack. All pretty and conceded, playin’ hard to get, when you deal with a female like that, we call them a bitch. It’s up to me to put her shoulders down for the 1-2-3, as she lays on her back because she really wants to fuck me. Sorry kids, these rhymes aren’t really for you, so cover your ears or give your parents somethin’ to do. Alexia better sign me to a contract because I’m too good for her superstar initiative, and when I’m done, I’ll take both Ginger and Alexia to my crib. Show ‘em a good time, put my dick in-between their hooters, and then they will know that I’m a straight shooter. I’ll be victorious in record fashion, I love UWA, I love it with a passion.
* The crowd boos as Ronnie throws his arms up into the air in a cocky manner and paces around the ring. Fans continue to throw shoes and other items at him as he gives the microphone back to Ally. Then Ally Winters begins to introduce his opponent. *
Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Hollywood, California……………….GINGER SNAPPS!!!! The referee will be Shane Thomas.
* Pink and purple strobes flash around the entrance in time with ‘Talk Shit’ as Ginger makes her way out onto the ramp in a pair of neon pink body shorts and a pink and white matching sport bra style top. She has a seductive smile on her face. She tosses her hair a bit, she rolls her eyes and looks at some of the male fans yelling things at her with disgust. She takes her time getting to the ring and climbs up the stairs and hangs onto the turnbuckle and leans back looking out at the fans giving them a good look down what little top she has on as she licks her lips. She smiles and steps in the ring ready for action. *
Irvin Fury – Boy would I like to pull up to her bumper and dent her rear end. Talk about smokin’ and I’m not talkin’ about crack.
Jessica Swift – I’ll tell ya, you men are dogs. You think with nothing but sex and money.
Irvin Fury – And it makes the world go ‘round. Didn’t your daddy teach you that?
Jessica Swift – My father was a real man and he didn’t do those types of things. He had honor and he loved a woman like a woman is supposed to be loved.
Irvin Fury – Was he gay?
* Jessica slaps Irvin as the bell rings and Ronnie circles after Ginger and swipes at her legs. She backs away and Ronnie has a slick smile on his face as he stalks her into a corner. As he lunges in, Ginger gets a stiff kick into the chest of Ronnie and beats him about the head with punches. Ronnie falls back and Ginger runs to kick him but she misses. Ronnie scoops her up and goes for the Hip Hop Drop but Ginger racks his eyes and escapes. As Ronnie shakes it off, Ginger hits the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. She immediately goes for a pin: 1……….Ronnie kicks out. Ginger gets up and tries to measure Ronnie with a kick, but he catches her leg, feels her smooth leg up and goes towards her groin but she connects with an enziguri. Ronnie is face down on the mat, kicking and holding his head in pain. *
Jessica Swift – Ginger is holding her own against Ronnie the rapper and she’s not going to let him fondle her to get his rocks offfff----------Fury, what are you doing? Why is your hand in your pants and going up and down?
Irvin Fury – Uh, uh……I’m trying to find my bank roll. Ahhhhhhh, there it is.
Jessica Swift – Disgusting.
* Ronnie tries to get up as Ginger hits the ropes and connects with a front dropkick to the face. Ginger makes the mistake of trying to pull Ronnie to his feet, but he swats her away and grabs her by her face and plants a big wet kiss on her. She backs away disgusted and tries to slap Ronnie, but he catches her hand and applies a hammerlock. He forces her into a corner while still holding the hammerlock and then he licks her face before letting go. The crowd is getting a kick out of Ronnie’s antics and Ginger is so disgusted. Ronnie grabs his crotch and humps towards Ginger, causing her to get infuriated and kick him in the nuts. Shane Thomas allows it since Ronnie is basically being nasty in the ring. Ronnie is on his knees and Ginger begins to beat on him with punches then Ronnie pushes her away. Ginger rushes after Ronnie again, but he surprises her with a diving headbutt to the gut. She doubles over in pain as Ronnie pulls her up by her hair and body slams her. Ronnie puts his arms up in the air and paces around the ring as shoes come his way once again. *
Irvin Fury – I’m so getting a kick out of the fans throwing shoes at this wigga. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before, not even in JWA:EWA.
Jessica Swift – As they say……here’s a napkin, you nasty, dirty man………..as they say, there’s a first time for everything. And speaking of JWA:EWA, we will have another Blast From The Past when we will see another historic match in that company’s history when we see a Triple Threat Match for the WCWF Hardcore Championship.
Irvin Fury – You’re just reading a script………Tenay. You don’t have a history with JWA:EWA like I do. I was there to call that match and I remember it well. I won’t spill the beans but dammit, it was nuts.
Jessica Swift – No, nuts are in your hand……nasty, just nasty.
* Ronnie pulls Ginger up by her hair and throws her into a corner and kicks her to the gut. He pushes her head back and slaps her bosom. She holds her chest in pain as he holds her head back and slaps her again. Ronnie drags Ginger out of the corner and headbutts her. She drops to the mat as he boots her to the face and stands on her face with a pin attempt, but she slaps his foot away and crawls into a corner. Ronnie stalks her and she kicks him away with a shot to the knee. He bends over and she gets up with several forearm shots to the side of the head to make her comeback. The fans are cheering her as she’s delivering shot after shot. Ronnie is staggered against the ropes and Ginger hits several chops and sends him to the ropes and hits a back elbow. Ginger is getting hot as Ronnie gets up and she connects with a dropkick, sending him back into the ropes. Ginger kicks him in the gut, sends him into the ropes and hip tosses him into the corner. Ginger runs and monkey flips him out of the corner and when he stands, she clotheslines him down. He gets up and she hits him with a forearm, sends him to the corner, charges and gets hit with a diving clothesline, dropping her. Ronnie drags her to the center of the ring, bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to the forehead. Ginger is writhing in pain as Ronnie bounces off the ropes and connects with a fist drop after he does the Soulja Boy dance. *
Irvin Fury – God, did he just do the Soulja Boy dance? Now I really think I’m going to throw up.
Jessica Swift – I don’t know what the Soulja Boy dance is.
Irvin Fury – Glad you don’t know, because you don’t want to know.
* Ronnie pulls Ginger to her feet, headbutts her, pushes her into a corner and starts mudhole stomping her, flips her the bird then slaps her face. Ronnie drags her out of the corner by her leg and goes for the figure four, but she counters with a small package: 1……………..2…………Ronnie escapes. Ginger is slow getting up as Ronnie runs and DDTs her to the mat. He bends over her and does the ‘you can’t see me’ taunt, picks up Ginger, scoops her up onto his shoulders and takes her down with the Hip Hop Drop (F-U). He’s not done as he stares down at her and a sick smile comes across his face. *
Jessica Swift – He’s got her beat. He hit the Hip Hop Drop. Why won’t he just pin her?
Irvin Fury – I have no idea, but that look, yeah, I know that look.
Jessica Swift – I know that look to, but not in a wrestling ring.
* Ronnie picks up Ginger and places her head between his legs. He flips her up but she reverses and turns it into a hurricanrana. The crowd is going crazy as Ginger is trying to shake off the effects of the HHD and she charges Ronnie again but he sneaks in a kick to the gut, places her head between his legs, flips her up and connects with a holding powerbomb with a slide. He is throwing humps in as the referee counts the pin: 1………………..2………………3!!!! The bell rings and he continues to hump Ginger Snapps. *
Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH………………RONNIE D!!!!
Jessica Swift – Get that horny toad off that poor woman. He beat her and that’s all he needed to do.
Irvin Fury – He’s beating her alright…….lucky bastard. Look at him go……..just like a jack rabbit.
* As Ronnie is basically raping Ginger Snapps in the ring, the crowd explodes as Fred Dagger slides into the ring and knocks Ronnie off of Ginger. *
Jessica Swift – FRED DAGGER IS HERE!!!!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM IN A COUPLE MONTHS!!!
Irvin Fury – OK, and why is he here?
Jessica Swift – I don’t know but he obviously doesn’t like what Ronnie D is doing to Ginger Snapps.
* Ronnie gets up and holds Ginger in front of him. Fred gets up and without looking, instinctively charges in the direction of Ronnie, but Ronnie tosses Ginger in Dagger’s direction and he cuts her in half with a spear. *
Jessica Swift – GOD NO!!!!
Irvin Fury – *giggles*
* Ronnie rolls out of the ring with a smile on his face and heads up the ramp. Fred Dagger is checking on Ginger Snapps, holding her head up as she’s unconscious. Ronnie is laughing and he looks into a camera and starts rapping. *
Ronnie D – Look at that travesty laid out in the ring, that spear looked like it hurt like hell and I’m sure she didn’t feel a thing. Well what do you know, I picked up another victory, and I’m sorry I had to hurt Ginger Snapps because she wouldn’t get with me. Now look at Fred Dagger coming to the rescue like The Masked Grappler, and if you dare come any closer, I’ll be slappin’ ya. You suck, that’s why you haven’t been booked, when you hear the name Ronnie D, your ass get shook. I’m a beast, I’m the live in the flesh version of Cloverfield, and Ginger Snapps let me dry hump her because she loved my sex appeal. So Fred, tell me what you really want, nah, that’s alright, because I really don’t like talking to cunts.
* Ronnie heads to the back after flicking sweat onto the camera lens, leaving Fred Dagger tending to a downed Ginger Snapps in the ring. Fred looks upset that he hurt her and he picks her up and carries her out of the ring. *
Jessica Swift – This is what Ronnie calls a travesty and he’s the cause of it. Fred Dagger came to help Ginger Snapps from being molested by that fake rapper and instead she’s hurled in front of a spear and cut in half.
Irvin Fury – Poor Ginger, it was almost like I didn’t hear her screams. At least Fred Dagger gets to try some unconscious pus------
Jessica Swift – After this break fans, we’re going to see the in-ring debut of Noah Hanson.
Irvin Fury – Yet again, someone from the past, still making noise in this game. It’s a dirty game and someone has to do it. I just hope Redemption takes it easy on Hanson.
Jessica Swift – Are you serious?
Irvin Fury – Of course. Redemption is an up and comer in this sport. Hanson is washed up.
Jessica Swift – You sound ridiculous. We’ll be back fans.
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Noah Hanson vs. Redemption « Reply #2 on Dec 17, 2008, 12:34am »
* Warzone returns with the crowd still amped over what they saw before the break as Swift and Fury continue to talk about it as well. *
Jessica Swift – That was a mistake by Fred Dagger to spear Ginger Snapps. Ronnie D pulled her in front of him.
Irvin Fury – No, Dagger should have been looking, instead of running around like a mad bull. I place the blame on him for knocking that sweet piece of ass out with the spear. Now, he’s probably in the back spearing her the way a man should…..lucky, oh so lucky.
Jessica Swift – No he’s not. She’s receiving medical attention now in the back.
Irvin Fury – You mean he’s playing Doctor with her to? First he plays Car Wreck, now he’s playing Doctor. Dagger is multi-talented.
Jessica Swift – No, word is that she’s being looked over by UWA EMTs and it doesn’t look good at all. They say she may have internal injuries.
Irvin Fury – Boy, I’d love to injury her insides with my spear. I’d pull it out and lay it on her chest to show her who’s the best.
Jessica Swift – People like you, need to be put to sleep.
Irvin Fury – Only if I take someone like Ginger Snapps with me.
Jessica Swift – Lets get up to the ring.
Alley Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Long Beach, California, and weighing in at 230 pounds……………..REDEMPTION!!!!
* The sounds of a deafening, pulsating hum is heard then a mysterious, deep voice comes over the PA system.
“Something’s gonna go……………..BOOM!!!!”
“Stronger” by Kanye West hits as Redemption runs out from the back and stands on the ramp. He poses on stage with a banana in his hand then he takes a huge bite out of it before rushing down the ramp and into the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and makes sure the crowd is chanting before jumping down and summoning the microphone from Alice Winters.
Redemption holds the microphone for a few moments, listening to the crowd get louder and louder. Then he starts to yell into the microphone with a very distinctive voice.
Redemption – The dawn of a new era is upon you all. The day Redemption has come to the Ultimate Wrestling Association and you all will know that the end is near. When you all know the end has come, something’s gonna go……………..BOOM!!!!
Redemption hands the microphone back to Alice Winters and waits for his opponent to come to the ring. *
Irvin Fury – Didn’t he say that last time he was in the ring?
Jessica Swift – Yes, and maybe it’s part of his entrance.
Irvin Fury - *yawn* NEXT!!
Ally Winters – And his opponent, making his Ultimate Wrestling Association debut, hailing from Kansas City, Kansas and weighing in at 237 pounds………..NOAH HANSON!!!! The referee will be Maverick Michaels.
* "Breakstuff" by Limp Bizkit blares as Noah slowly makes his way to the ring insulting a few fans along the way. He slides under the bottom rope and then climbs to the top rope and gives the fans the finger. *
Irvin Fury – He makes me sick. I know he’s an asshole……
Jessica Swift – Just as yourself…..
Irvin Fury - …but I don’t like this guy. He’s snooty, an opportunist, an asshole, a backstabber, and did I mention an asshole already?
Jessica Swift – Yes you did.
Irvin Fury – Good; can’t reiterate that enough………asshole.
* The bell rings and Redemption tells Noah to wait one second, then he pulls a ‘PSA’ t-shirt out from his trunks and puts it on. Noah shrugs it off and the two lock up in the center of the ring as Noah executes an arm drag, taking over Redemption. Redemption circles the ring again and the two lock up once more. This time Noah backs Redemption against the ropes and Michaels gets between the two. As Michaels has his back towards Noah, Noah pokes Redemption in the eye and delivers a cheap shot to the jaw. Redemption stumbles out of the corner and Noah rakes his back. Redemption falls to his knees as Noah grabs him by his head and repeatedly rain down shots to the face. Redemption falls down and rolls from the ring. He’s trying to gather himself as Noah goes out after him and slams his face into the ring steps and kicks him to the butt. Noah grabs Redemption by the back of his head and rolls him back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and connects with a top rope leg drop. He goes for the cover: 1………..2……..Redemption kicks out. Noah pulls Redemption to his feet and connects with snap suplex. He places his forearm in Redemption’s face as he’s looking for a count by Maverick Michaels won’t count it. Noah gets up with a pissed look on his face towards Michaels and he continues his work. *
Irvin Fury – Redemption needs to make an effort here. He’s looking like the Detroit Lions right now; piss-poor and sad.
Jessica Swift – The match just started. Let him get warmed up first. Sometimes you have to take a few blows to deliver a few of your own.
Irvin Fury – I’m into receiving blows, I don’t deliver them. I wonder how Fred Dagger is doing with Ginger Snapps right now.
Jessica Swift – Drop the subject, Fury.
Irvin Fury – A sexy bitch like Ginger Snapps shouldn’t be putting out dead fish. I’ll ask Dagger after the show, if he’s still around.
* Noah hammers Redemption with a forearm to the back and hits another snap suplex. Noah rolls over and starts pounding away at the head of Redemption and then he gets up and connects with a double knee stomp followed by a corkscrew leg drop to the head. Redemption is floundering around like a fish out of water as Noah turns him over for a cover: 1………….2…………Redemption kicks out. Noah stalks him into a corner and puts the boots to him and chokes him with the sole of his foot. Michaels begins to count on Noah until he breaks at 4. Noah pulls Redemption up but gets hit with a few shots to the gut. Redemption is making a small comeback as he knocks away the arm of Noah and hits a headbutt to the stomach. Noah doubles over and staggers away. Redemption leaps up on the middle rope and comes off with a body press to a pin: 1………Noah rolls through and kicks Redemption to the ribs. Noah picks up Redemption, but Redemption swats his arms away again and hits a dropkick. Noah falls through the ropes, to the apron, as Redemption gets up and pulls him up and goes for a suplex, but Noah blocks it and goes for one himself, but Redemption blocks the attempt, stomps on the toes of Noah then suplexes him into the ring. Redemption hits the ropes and connects with a leg drop. Redemption then sticks his finger up Noah’s nose as far as it can go to pull him up, then he steps on his toes. Noah is holding his foot, hopping up and down, as Redemption hits the ropes and clotheslines Noah. Redemption then waits in a corner and when Noah stands, Redemption charges out and goes for a spear but misses and goes flying through the ropes, to the floor. Noah goes out after him grabs the ring bell. *
Jessica Swift – I think Noah Hanson feels insulted by the antics of Redemption during this match.
Irvin Fury – Hell yeah, I’d be insulted. If someone picks your boogers for you, wouldn’t you be upset? I mean, come on Jesse, having another man stick his finger in your nose is gross.
Jessica Swift – But it’s not enough to whack someone with a ring bell.
Irvin Fury – Yes it is.
* Maverick Michaels exits the ring to stop Noah from hitting Redemption with the bell. They struggle over the bell and he takes it from him. Noah makes a fist and looks to hit the referee but he turns away and sees Redemption leap off the apron and executes a hurricanrana, sending Noah chest first into the apron. Redemption is slow getting up and kicks Noah to the side and rolls him back into the ring. As Redemption gets up on the apron, Noah kicks the middle up into the crotch of Redemption and then pulls him into the ring and connects with a DDT. Noah snapmares Redemption, connects with 3 kicks to the back, bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to the back of the head. Redemption is hurt and holding his head as Noah goes for the pin on him: 1………….2………..Redemption kicks out before 3. Noah nudges Redemption with his foot and drops an elbow to the back of his head as he’s on all fours. He stands up and does it again and again. He rolls Noah over and goes for another pin: 1…………..2………..Redemption kicks out. Noah goes for a double underhook but Redemption reverses it out of desperation and hits a pinning bridge: 1…………2……..Noah escapes, holds onto Redemption, turns it around and turns it into a powerbomb. *
Jessica Swift – Redemption is putting up a good little fight, but it’s mostly on the defensive. He needs to mount some better offensive, or he’ll be taking tons of punishment for the remainder of this match.
Irvin Fury – Ha. Earlier you said he needed to be beat on to wake up. Well, hello…….it’s later in the match now and he still hasn’t wakened up. Is he sleep walking, Jesse? Can you explain that?
Jessica Swift – I can’t explain that, but at least he’s giving it a try against the 10 year veteran.
Irvin Fury – Trying is for those who don’t have a clue what they’re doing. Success is for those who want to win and who are winners. I see Redemption as a goof and a sideshow. But I still don’t like Noah Hanson. So I hope Noah wins this so Noah can be humbled.
Jessica Swift – That’ll be a daunting task on the part of Redemption.
* Noah places Redemption on the top rope, slaps him and goes up for a superplex, but Redemption holds on and hits a couple headbutts then bites the nose of Noah. Redemption pushes Noah off the rope and then dives down with a flying fist to the nose. Noah springs to his feet in pain but holding his nose and slaps the corner, pissed off. He removes his hand and sees that his nose is bleeding. Before Redemption can get up, Noah rushes over and punts him to the face. Redemption is out cold on the mat, as Maverick Michaels checks on him and holds Noah back from any further assault. *
Irvin Fury – Ut oh. Seems like he knocked him out. Is this match going to stop due to a knockout?
Jessica Swift – I hope not, but it’ll be a real impressive debut victory by knocking out his first opponent.
* As Noah moves the referee to the side, Michaels pushes him back. Michaels begins to yell at Noah for being too aggressive and putting his hands on an official. Noah has a ‘I don’t care’ look on his face and as he continues to argue with the referee, he simply drops down to pin Redemption, but is surprised when Redemption was playing possum and rolls up Noah: 1….2……..Noah escapes. Noah is mad at the fast count and grabs Michaels by the collar and backs him into a corner. Redemption rolls Noah up from behind again with a school boy pin: 1………..2……….Noah escapes once more. He slides out of the ring extremely pissed as he’s still checking his nose. When he looks up, Redemption has dove over the top, but Noah dodges the attack and Redemption splatters all over the floor. Noah grabs the PSA shirt and rips it off his back and begins to choke him with it. *
Irvin Fury – See, that’s an insult. You just don’t take merchandise endorsed by Tommy Polo and tear it up. That is a declaration of war.
Jessica Swift – Polo has other things to worry about, other than his t-shirt getting ripped up. And Redemption has to worry about not taking a loss to Noah Hanson.
Irvin Fury – Hanson knows what he’s doing and it’s going to piss a lot of people off.
* Michaels is yelling to Noah to stop using the shirt as a weapon. Noah tosses it into the face of Michaels and rolls Redemption back into the ring. The crowd boos as Noah puts the boots to Redemption and Redemption fires back, but Noah knees him to the face, lifts him up and hits a hangman’s neckbreaker. Noah blows a bloody snot rocket onto the chest of Redemption and goes to the top rope. He measures Redemption and is about to jump off, but Redemption, playing possum again, springs to his feet, jumps up and dropkicks the leg of Noah, causing him to crotch himself on the top rope. Redemption then hits a superkick to the face, climbs up with Noah and hits a superplex. The crowd is cheering as Redemption slowly makes it to his feet, hits the ropes and executes a Lionsault. He hooks the leg for a pin: 1………….2……..Noah gets his shoulder up, letting all the air out of the building. Both men are on all fours as Noah gets up and goes to kick Redemption to the head, but gets tripped up and falls face first over the middle rope. Redemption gets up, sees the position, runs and goes for the Big Boom, but Noah rolls off the ropes, causing Redemption to lose his grip on the ropes and slings himself back into the ring on his side. *
Jessica Swift – He missed the Big Boom. Redemption missed his finishing maneuver.
Irvin Fury – He went to the bank to make a withdrawal and found out he had nothing to take out and elected to take the money anyway, even though he didn’t have it. Now he’s going to get hit with an overdraft fee.
* Noah rushes over to Redemption and crushes him with the Owen Driver 99, leaving him twitching in the center of the ring. Noah makes his way to the top rope, points down to Redemption and connects with The Ladykiller (flying top rope elbow drop), hooks the legs and get the cover: 1……………….2………………3!!!! The bell rings and Maverick Michaels doesn’t even raise Noah’s hand in victory as he leaves the ring. Noah is mad and stares down the referee. *
Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………..NOAH HANSON!!!!!
Jessica Swift – Noah Hanson is victorious in his debut bout, but it was a tough one. Redemption gave him a tough time, that’s for sure.
Irvin Fury – I don’t know if the asshole took Redemption lightly, or he just sucks ass, and he’s not as good as he wants people to think. But tha-------
Jessica Swift – WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT IS HANSON DOING TO MAVERICK MICHAELS!!!!?
* Noah exits the ring after Michaels and turns him around and motions for him to raise his arm in victory. Michaels looks at Noah as the audio is picked up by the cameras……… *
Noah Hanson – Now…….raise my arm as the winner…….
* Michaels looks down as if he doesn’t want to. *
Noah Hanson - ……I said, raise my arm……..
Maverick Michaels – You disrespected me out there.
Noah Hanson – I don’t care what I did out there………you’re a lowly referee. You can be easily replaced by any of these Canadian Cornballs to simply count to three. I’m the unique one and can’t be replaced………so………raise my arm in victory.
* Michaels looks to turn and walk away but Noah grabs his shoulder and turns him around again. *
Noah Hanson – Don’t turn. If you don’t raise my arm in victory, walking away won’t be a thing you’ll be able to do without assistance………now RAISE MY ARM IN VICTORY!!!!
* After thinking about it for a second, Michaels raises Hanson’s arm in victory and throws it down quickly. He turns and leaves, but Hanson tackles him from behind and starts punching him to the back of the head. The PSA rush in and pull Noah from the referee and drag him away from the scene. He breaks free and stares down all the members of the PSA. An evil grin comes across his face as other members of the PSA turn Maverick Michaels over to show he has a bloody nose and a swollen eye. Noah nods with his work and walks way to a bevy of boos from the crowd. *
Jessica Swift – What a man he is. He attacks a referee and for what……to have his arm raised? We all know he won, geez, lighten up.
Irvin Fury – I told you he’s an asshole. I hope Alexia fires him on the spot for putting his hand on a UWA official. She did it to others in the past, he shouldn’t be an exception.
Jessica Swift – No he shouldn’t and I hope the hammer does come down on him. There was no excuse to do to him as he did. He’s proven, no need to take it out on a referee. That dog will have its day.
Irvin Fury – And if that dog gets out of line, then I have what it takes to put him down……….you hear me Hanson……….down.
Jessica Swift – Next fans, we have Willie Moleman in the back, ready to conduct an interview with one of the participants in the major No Disqualification Lumberjack Match later this evening.
Irvin Fury – Who? Who is it?
Jessica Swift – Just wait and see.
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Willie Moleman interviews..... « Reply #3 on Dec 17, 2008, 3:28pm »
The scene shifts from ringside to the back, where Willie Moleman is standing in front of the new interview set for UWA. He fixes his bow tie and begins to speak when he’s cued.
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “Hello everyone, I’m Willie Moleman, and welcome to another edition of Ultimate Wrestling Association Warzone. Later this evening, we will witness a one of a kind match pitting two men who really hate each other in a No Disqualification Lumberjack match. This match was made by UWA Owner, Alexia Valentine at the end of Warzone XI and she wants to see their feud either go to another level or end tonight.
With me right now is none other than one of the men who will be participating in that match, not as a lumberjack, but one of the men who has declared extreme warfare on his opponent. And that man I am talking about is Tommy Polo, accompanied by the lovely Tracie Bottoms.”
Polo and Tracie walk into the scene looking jacked and ready for his match later that night.
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “Hello Tommy Polo and Tracie. You look more than ready to take on a nemesis that you’ve said time and time again that he’s not worthy of being on the UWA roster and that he’s gotten his name recognition from manipulation and politics. Do you have any other words before you go into battle?”
**TOMMY POLO** “You should know me by now, Moleman, that I always have somethin’ to say. I’m never at a loss for words, whether I say the same thing over and over again, or I’m cussin’ my opponents out for bein’ a bitch. That’s who I am and I’ll never change that.”
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “There has been some words stating that the reason why you’ve never held a major championship is because of your mouth; what comes out of it or what may not come out of it. Want to speak on that?”
Polo looks around at the new set and nods his head in approval.
**TOMMY POLO** “Nice set up here, eh, Moleman?”
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “I may say, it is quite comfortable. Much different than the norm.”
**TOMMY POLO** “Well, I better watch what I say in a different setting. You know, I could get called out on that to. It really doesn’t matter where I say what I say; the fact of the matter is that what I say, is gospel. I have no reason to blow off hot air and not speak the truth about my opponents. Over the years, my opponents take my words and make themselves out to be the victim. My words are strong and demandin’. When Tommy Polo speaks, people listen, and that’s the goddamn truth.”
**TRACIE BOTTOMS** “HALLELUJA!!!!”
**TOMMY POLO** “Regardless of the tone, my whereabouts, who I may be speakin’ of, people want to know what I said, who I said it about. I have my enemies on my mind 24/7 because if I don’t think of strategy, plot and plan ahead, I’m slippin’ and Tommy Polo doesn’t slip at all.”
**TRACIE BOTTOMS** “PREACH BRUTHA!!!!!”
**TOMMY POLO** “We have Virus, tryin’ to act holier than thou, when he’s the fuckin’ Devil Incarnate. He wants to portray me as the dumb one, the one who sounds stupid when he speaks, the one who speaks nonsense when he flaps his gums. This is the same guy who seeks spiritual refuge in the name of the Anti-Christ. His girlfriend, that pregnant jackal, Demonica, is pregnant with his child; who mostly likely will be a boy and they’ll name him Damien. Ain’t that a bitch……”
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “I must say, that brings a twinge to my mustache.”
**TRACIE BOTTOMS** “It’s called crabs, Mollyman. I know what you did with Sherry Martinez at Warzone XI. How did it taste?”
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “It is none of your business what I did with Sherry Martinez or how her cookies tasted. If they tasted like sweat socks, then I’ll let you know.”
Polo and Tracie look at each other, then Polo continues on…….
**TOMMY POLO** “That’s what I’m talkin’ about. UWA is full of twisted, sick, demented individuals who claim to be better than me. These same people, like Virus, are beneath me. He’s only here because he figured he can get on top without breakin’ a sweat. He saw guys like Francis Bailey, The Stooges, Grant White, Nick Travis, Red Solomon, Noah Hanson, and figured they aren’t good enough and he can just plow his way to the top. But now, I’m here and he has a problem with it. He knows that I’ll be the one to drop him faster than Paris Hilton drops her panties for absolutely no reason. But I have a reason, Virus. I have a reason to stop you from fuckin’ over UWA and causin’ this great place to crumble. The reason…….you’re pathetic and you don’t deserve shit that you claim you’ve gotten. Have you ever wondered why federations die after you get on top? I’ll tell you why, because you taint the place with your stench. No one wants to be around a sack of shit who bullied, politicked and claimed they were the best for the job. You don’t and haven’t ever earned shit in your career, Leon. And tonight, I’ll be sure to humiliate you once again in front of all these Canadian fans…..”
Cheap pop from the crowd…..
**TOMMY POLO** “ ….. and when I’m done breakin’ every bone in your funky body, I’ll toss your twisted, mangled, pathetic carcass to the roster, so they can stomp you to dust. Let it be known, right now Leon, you’re hated. You’re probably hated as much as white folks wakin’ up on November 5 with a black president. I’ll be sure to discard your ass out of UWA tonight, no matter what. One man’s hate leads to another man’s fate………….BITCH!!!”
Polo and Tracie walk off the set, leaving Willie Moleman to finish the interview.
**WILLIE MOLEMAN** “There you have it fans, Tommy Polo and his war cry for his one on one encounter with arch nemesis, Leon ‘The Virus’ Roberts, later tonight. Until then, I’m Willie Moleman, looking for someone with RID. Later folks.”
The scene shifts back to ringside, as Irvin Fury and Jessica Swift continue the show.
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BLAST FROM THE PAST « Reply #4 on Dec 17, 2008, 10:30pm »
Jessica Swift – Up next fans, we have another one of those Blast From The Past segments, where we look into the history of JWA:EWA…….
Irvin Fury – Or as some of you know as Jostle Wrestling Alliance: Extreme Wrestling Action.
Jessica Swift – Try saying that 5 times fast.
Irvin Fury – Try Googling the promotion and see what most of you missed. As you know, I was there since Day 1, and I’ll tell you, it was one helluva ride. But less of a ride that I can offer any woman.
Jessica Swift – Tonight’s feature is for a title that became one of the most sought after titles in all of JWA:EWA. It is for the WCWF Hardcore Championship and the winner of this match will be the main title holder of JWA:EWA Extreme Zone.
Irvin Fury – Stop reading for the script. Let someone who experienced it tell it how he saw it. That’s like you introducing The Masked Grappler or Dan McCloud’s first ever televised match. You weren’t there to experience it, so allow me.
Jessica Swift – Go ahead shooter…….
Irvin Fury – It’s more of a spurt, but I’ll let shooter slide. The WCWF Hardcore Championship was brought over from a former rival federation of JWA:EWA named World Championship Wrestling Federation. After WCWF folded, some of it’s members came to JWA:EWA and with their titles. Al Powers pulled a Vince McMahon, and he kind of looked him to, but Powers jerked all the WCWF guys and eventually made them all look like chumps. Not because he did it just to do it, but because they acted like assholes and he taught them all a lesson, one by one. Eventually, he wiped WCWF off the face of the Earth and retained whatever titles he had possession of. The WCWF Hardcore Championship was held by JWA:EWA wrestler, Magnum, as some of you may know as Virus or Matt “The Man” Rodriguez or Jake Winter or Winter Sanderson, or who knows how many other names. Anyway, he held the title and he went into the Payback pay per view as the champion and he was to defend the title against two other JWA:EWA wrestlers, Red Crush, the cybernetic Russian, and Hagar Hart, the brute. Let me tell ya, this match was wild. Just show the match and let those enjoy it.
Jessica Swift – We were going to until you gave us the rundown leading up to the match.
Irvin Fury – Well, the people need to be informed.
Jessica Swift – Roll the footage.
SEPTEMBER 23, 2003 PAYBACK
* As the camera shows the arena, it is completely dark. The lights come on and the fans cheer like madmen when they see the ropes, plywood, and other wooden boards are laced in barbed wire. Maria Schultz is standing outside the ring and is about to make the announcement for all of the participants in this explosive match up. *
Maria Schultz - The following match is an EXPLODING BOMB match for the WCWF Hardcore title!!! First, on his way to the ring, from the Stolarnya Research Center, Russia, weighing in at 275 pounds.........Red Crush!!!!!!!!
* The U.S.S.R. National Anthem plays over the PA system. The crowd boo's viciously as Red Crush emerges from behind the curtain. He stops on the stage as the Russian flag is shown on Extreme Zone. He looks around at the crowd with displeasure as red and white pyro fall from the rafter. He begins his decent to the ring in a robotic fashion. The fans toss trash and other items at him. He carefully enters the ring, avoiding the barbed wire and explosive wooden boards and stands in the center. He turns towards Extreme Zone and salutes his flag. He begins to sing the U.S.S.R. National Anthem right along with the words as the Russian insignia is flashing and twirling in the center of the ring. Red Crush has a small tear in his eye as he salutes his flag and anthem. Then the Billion Dollar Man is shown on The Vision. Red Crush is upset that his moment to honor his country is disrupted. *
BDM - Hey Pinko, do you really think that the Terminator is invincible. Hell, even Superman is in a wheel chair. The amount of 'roids that you jack into your blood stream will do nothing for you here. My man, the man that I fund, Hagar Hart is going to demolish you. Not even the best in robotics will be able to put you back together. Hagar is a great investment, the best damn wrestler money can buy. He's guarenteed me greatness, so I'll take his word on it. Magnum is going to walk out there to that very ring as the WCWF Hardcore champion, but my investment, Hagar Hart will walk out the top title holder of Extreme Zone. So, I say unto you, welcome Hagar Hart, the Billion Dollar Champion, and future Extreme Zone Champion.
Maria Schultz - The opponent, hailing from Delvin, Minnesota, weighing in at 255 pounds.......Hagar Hart!!!!
* The lights flicker red, white, and blue throughout the arena, when the sounds of Living In America blasts over the PA system. Out onto the stage, Vegas showgirls march out in a line and do their world famous routine of line dancing and leg kicking. Then the crowd blows up when the legendary James Brown comes out onto the stage and performs. Star spangled balloons fall from the rafters as the fans scramble to catch them. Then out from behind the curtain, Hagar Hart dressed similar to Apollo Creed in Rocky IV comes out smiling and waving the American flag. He dances around on stage with James Brown and makes his way down the ramp. Red, white and blue fireworks go off on the stage, as fake money with the face of Hagar falls from the rafters. Hagar stares at Red Crush and throws his top hat at him. Red Crush just stands there, allowing the hat to hit him in the face. Hagar walks around the ring patiently, watching out for the explosive devices around the ring. Then Maria Schultz begins the announcement of the champion. *
Maria Schultz - Introducing the final participant in this EXPLODING BOMBS MATCH. The current WCWF Hardcore champion, hailing from Hawaii, weighing in at 225 pounds, Magnum!!!!! The referee for this match will be Garnell Young.
* Magnum doesn't even wait for his theme to play. He runs out and pushes James Brown down onto the stage and attacks Hagar immediately. The bell rings. Magnum throws Hagar face first into the ring post and busts Hagar open. Red Crush stands in the center of the ring, with just his eyes moving as he watches the extreme action outside the ring. Magnum stomps Hagar in the chest repeatedly then picks him up by his head. He rams Hagar's head into the corner of the steps and clotheslines him down to the floor. Red Crush methodically walks over to the ropes and pulls Magnum up to the apron by his hair. Red Crush neck snaps Magnum over the barbed wire covered ropes. Magnum falls to the floor, clutching his throat. Blood is coming from his throat as Hagar gets to his feet and throws Magnum into the stairs. Hagar picks up an explosive board and slams it down on Magnum. The board doesn't explode, but it's wrapped in barbed wire and pokes and cuts Magnum, who is already holding his bleeding throat. Hagar then gets pissed that the board didn't explode, so he jumps on it and it explodes. *
Dean Malenko - Good gracious!!!! Hagar just tried to atomize Magnum!!!
Irvin Fury - The sick man that is Hagar Hart doesn't care for the well being of others. He has a wealthy man backing him and a sick mind to boot.
Dean Malenko - All the money in the world can't buy Hagar respect for a fellow human being. These type matches are one of the reasons why I retired.
Irvin Fury - You didn't look retired the other night on Extreme Zone.
* Hagar gets up from the explosion, as Magnum is not moving. Hagar rolls into the ring, where Red Crush is waiting for him. RC swings with a clothesline, that spins him around and Hagar hits a kick to the groin and hits a Dual Uppercut. RC staggers back as Hagar runs and connects with a DDT. A bloody Hagar gets to his feet and carefully selects a mouse trap from one of the boards. He snaps the mouse trap on the nuts of RC who jumps around on the mat, the most animated anyone has ever seen him. Hagar hits a leg drop for a pin: 1-2-NOO!!! RC kicks out as Magnum makes it to the apron and rolls into the ring. Hagar runs and kicks Magnum in the face and drops an elbow onto the chest of RC. Magnum is slumped half way off the apron and in the ring, so Hagar stands on the bottom rope to dig the barbed wire into Magnum's back. He bounces up and down on the rope to repeatedly stab Magnum in the back. RC gets to his feet and grabs Hagar by his hair. He runs Hagar's face into the corner turnbuckle and drops him with a neckbreaker. RC grabs Magnum by his head and whips him into a explosive board set up in one of the corners. Once Magnum hits the board, it explodes as smoke and debris scatter everywhere. RC has a look of satisfaction on his face as Magnum collapses to the mat. RC grabs Hagar but Hagar low blows RC and DDT's him to the mat. Hagar climbs the top rope and comes down with a double axe handle to the back of RC. Hagar whips RC into the barbed wire ropes, as RC gets tangled up. He screams in pain as his back is being shredded by the wire. Hagar runs and drop kicks RC in the chest to add insult to injury. Then Magnum rushes Hagar and pushes him face first into the wire. Hagar is tangled into the wire and is screaming in pain. Magnum grabs Hagar by his hair and grinds his face in the wire, then he takes a couple of shots to the face of RC. *
Dean Malenko - This is pure mayhem. These men are insane. I would never get myself involved in anything like this.
Irvin Fury - Welcome to JWA:EWA. Extreme action is what we deliver.
* Magnum takes a board laced in wire and hits Red Crush in the face with it. The board doesn't explode, so Magnum drops it and shoves RC's head down into it. The board explodes in the face of RC as smoke and debris flies everywhere. RC is on the ground floundering around like a fish. His face looks burned and he's bleeding. Hagar, who's a bloody mess, slumps down in a corner. Magnum kicks him in the chest and chokes him with his boot. Magnum then slides out of the ring, but he cuts his back on the barbed wire. Magnum is holding his bloody back on the barricade as the fans dump beer on him and throw things. Magnum gets pissed and jumps the barricade. He goes after the first fan and beats the living shit out of him. JWA Security rush to the scene and get Magnum off of the fan. The crowd boo's. *
Crowd -
Irvin Fury - *laughing* Shades of Eddie Guerrero. This must be "BEAT THE FANS WEEK".
Dean Malenko - Not funny Fury. The fans provide our pay checks.
Irvin Fury - Hmmmmmmmm. You're right!!!! Shame on you Magnum!!! Shame!!!
* Magnum makes his way back over the barricade, just as Hagar is perched on the top turnbuckle and jumps off onto Magnum. Both men hit the concrete hard and are laying on the ground. They are slow to get up, then Red Crush takes a handful of barbed wire and wraps it all over his body. He jumps over the rope onto both men. *
Dean Malenko - The Russian Cyborg is insane!!! That suicide dive defines all meaning, suicide!!!!
* Red Crush gets up and unwraps himself of the barbed wire then wraps it around the throat of Hagar. He chokes Hagar with the wire and drags him over to the ramp. RC goes under the ring and pulls out a table. The fans go nuts. *
Crowd -
* Red Crush sets the table up and proceeds to up Hagar on the table, but Magnum comes in from behind and levels RC with a chair. The crowd boo's because the table wasn't used. RC turns around in robotic fashion and stares at Magnum. Magnum retreats to the ring, as RC follows. RC enters the ring by stepping over the top rope, but Magnum lifts the rope and crotches RC. He bounces RC on the barbed wire covered ropes and clotheslines him back into the ring. Suddenly, Virus runs down to ringside. He takes the table and slides it into the ring. Magnum looks at Virus and urges him to come into the ring. Virus enters the ring and the two start going blow for blow. Hagar starts to get up outside the ring, but falls back down. RC see's Virus and Magnum fighting and picks up an explosive board. He rushes Virus, but Virus ducks and RC hits Magnum right in the face with the board. It explodes, and both men go flying to the mat. Virus sets the table up and places both, Magnum and Red Crush on it. Virus slides out of the ring and goes under it to retrieve a black bag. He slides back into the ring and pours it's contents all over RC and Magnum. Then he takes two explosive boards and places them under the table. The contents are broken glass, tacks, nails, and......... *
Dean Malenko - What's that black stuff moving around on the chest of Magnum and Red Crush?
Irvin Fury - If you ask me, I think it's.........
Dean & Irvin - LEECHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Virus smiles as he pours the leeches all over the two men on the table. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off landing a crushing DOUBLE Leg Drop to both men, sending them to the mat, where the explosive boards blow up. *
Crowd -
Dean Malenko - I don't believe what I just saw!!!!
Irvin Fury - This Virus just put a glitch in Red Crush's and Magnum's matrix.
* Virus leaves both men in the wreckage and slides out of the ring. He walks past Hagar who is trying to get to the ring. So Virus rolls him into the ring. Virus walks up the ramp and to the stage, he turns around and looks at the crowd. They cheer the carnage he just made. Then he disappears behind the curtain. The leeches are beginning to suck the blood of Red Crush and Magnum, as Hagar crawls over to one of the men. He blindly drapes an arm over one of the men and does one of the other men. Garnell Young makes the count: 1..2..3!!!!! *
Dean Malenko - This insane match is over!!!! But who's the winner?
Irvin Fury - This match ends the same way as the last one. Who is the winner?
* Garnell Young leans over and whispers to Maria Schultz, who's the winner. *
Maria Schultz - Due to a double pin, both Magnum and Hagar had a body part over or on Red Crush during the three count. So the referee's decision is that both Hagar Hart and Magnum are the winners!!!!!!!!
Irvin Fury - Again?
Dean Malenko - Talk about your double elimination. The WCWF Hardcore title must be important. This is the second time that there is no winner for that belt!!!
* Then on the stage, Al Powers makes an appearance. *
Powers - This is ridiculous. The WCWF Hardcore title can not find a home. So the winners of tonight's match will face each other at Extreme Zone. So Hagar Hart and Magnum will face each other to be the #1 man on Extreme Zone. This has dragged out far too long. At Extreme Zone, it will be the final go around for that title.
Dean Malenko - Great job boss!!!
Irvin Fury - The WCWF Hardcore title is up for grabs at Extreme Zone and it's where that title will stay.
Dean Malenko - Hagar Hart, Magnum, WCWF Hardcore title, the #1 title holder of Extreme Zone!!! It's going to be a doozy!!!!
* All three men are in the ring, still laid out from the brutal battle they just engaged in. The leeches are sucking on their bodies as JWA EMT's run down and try to save the day. *
** BREAK IN ACTION **
* Ultima-Tron 9000 cuts off and the crowd applauds the classic footage shown and then it turns back to Irvin Fury and Jessica Swift at ringside. *
Irvin Fury – What I tell ya? So many people missed out on a great era in e-wrestling. But UWA is here to give it all back and better than ever.
Jessica Swift – Without a doubt. We hope to continue on in the tradition of JWA:EWA, even though I wasn’t a part of it, and that we go to an even higher plateau.
Irvin Fury – If I have anything to do with it, we will go to a higher plateau.
Jessica Swift – Fans, after this break in the action, we’re going to hear from former UWA Heavyweight Champion, DJ Styles.
Irvin Fury – ‘The Emissary’ DJ Styles.
Jessica Swift – We’ll be back fans.
Irvin Fury – Say it like Schwarzenegger.
Jessica Swift - *not like Schwarzenegger* We’ll be back.
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DJ Styles speaks « Reply #5 on Dec 18, 2008, 12:21am »
When Warzone returns to regular programming, cameras are in the back, searching for DJ Styles. One cameraman finds the room he’s in and opens the door.
The room is dark and there is a vibrating sound in the background. A hypnotizing vibration that can set someone into a trance. As the camera focuses on the environment, DJ Styles slides into the camera’s view from the right of the screen. His face is covered by his signature hood and his skin looks a little pale.
***DJ STYLES*** Everything I said during the course of the week is true. I’m a new man and I’m going to reclaim the title in which I should have never lost. Alexia set me right, that’s for sure. I now see the light…………..and the darkness. Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez, I have you to thank for bringing me new life. The power that you gave me to heal much faster than any mere mortal is what I needed to get back into the ring and take on Red Solomon, the man who hurt me, and the new UWA Champion, The Grand Mystique. When I feel unconscious in my last match due to a kick to the head by Red Solomon, I felt so much pain. The pain that I wished no man would feel, but now, it’s a pain I wish to inflict on my opponents, especially you Red Solomon.
In the background, there is a small flicker of red. DJ turns his head to see the flicker and turns back around. The hood continues to cover his face and he continues to speak.
***DJ STYLES*** The time for talking is over. The time for acting is now. I have sat back and witnessed the UWA Championship trade hands one other time and now it’s time for it to come back to the rightful owner……’The Emissary’ DJ Styles. The Grand Mystique, I want to be the first to congratulate you on your victory over the man who put me on the shelf for the past 4 months. Now, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on being the first UWA Champion to lose the title in his first defense. Neither one of you will withstand what I have acquired over time. I have sat back and watched you two in the ring; I have learned your styles, your movements, your strengths and weaknesses. It will be a pleasure dismembering you both tonight and while you stare at the lights, you will see the silhouette of ‘The Emissary’ DJ Styles holding the UWA Championship over the head, as I once again reclaim my place at the top.
The red flickering turns into a small flame, as Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez materialize through the small flame and stand behind their new partner.
***DJ STYLES*** Jason and Sherry are the true proponents to my upcoming success. Without their acquired thirst for success in the name of Darkness, I would not be here right now. I will be a mere individual, broken, in mind, body, and spirit. They brought me to the light, only to see Darkness. I am now one of them and being one of them makes me strong. Tonight, The Grand Mystique, Red Solomon, you will feel how strong I have become. The UWA Championship is coming with me and there isn’t a damn thing either one of you can or will do about it.
The room starts to flicker red and black and there is a small earthquake, causing the camera crew to high tail it out of the room. All that can be heard is the wicked laughter of Sherry Martinez, Jason Verve, and DJ Styles as the scene ends and goes back to ringside.
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Cake Boy Mary vs. Dan McCloud « Reply #6 on Dec 19, 2008, 11:37am »
Jessica Swift – It’s so sad to see the transformation of DJ Styles right before our eyes.
Irvin Fury – It’s for the best, Jesse, it’s for the best.
* The bell rings signifying the start of the next match. *
Ally Winters – The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing for Dublin, Ireland and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the self proclaimed “The Greatest Living Legend Alive”…………….DANIEL McCLOUD!!!!!
* "Johnny B. Goode" hits the loud speakers and the fans go crazy bowing to a living legend. Daniel McCloud makes his way out wearing a ring robe that costs as much as some peoples homes. He has a band-aid on his face from getting hit with the ring bell earlier tonight. He makes his way down to the ring, strutting as if he owns the place. Several fans reach out and grab his shoulders as he smiles and nods at them, and spins around with his robe flowing in the wind. *
Jessica Swift – It’s still a toss up on how the fans truly feel about Dan McCloud after his attack on The Masked Grappler on the last show. He explained on ProWrestlingCouncil.com his reasoning for doing what he did, but to some, it just wasn’t the PC thing to do.
Irvin Fury – When I do agree with kicking a man while he’s down, I will also have to agree that McCloud was left out to dry by Grappler in their tag team match, only to emerge from somewhere in the building to try to play the role of hero. Instead, it made the team lose the match because, quite frankly, Grappler wanted to be a glory hog.
Jessica Swift – He was trying to keep his obligation to the match. We still don’t know where he was all that time during the match, but he did try to help out so McCloud wouldn’t have to do it alone.
Irvin Fury – The point is, McCloud did it alone and was holding his own until that wrapped up old man decided to join the party and he cost his team the victory. I don’t blame McCloud for going ape shit on Grappler……..not one bit.
Ally Winters – And his opponent, hailing from Castro Street in San Francisco, California, and weighing in at 198 pounds………………..CAKE BOY MARY!!!!! The referee will be Sarah O’Doyle.
* “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls starts playing as pink, purple, and white lights start to strobe around the stage, as glitter falls from the rafters, showering the entire crowd. Then Cake Boy Mary, dressed in his patented pink diamond encrusted feather robe walks out to the stage waving to the crowd. Men in different outfits such as business suits, road workers, fisherman, football players, police officers, rappers, and gymnasts rush from behind the curtain and surround him. He unfastens the robe belt and drops it to the ground, exposing his outrageous leather and studded short shorts and vest. He starts gyrating on stage ala Rick Rude and then starts giving hard pelvic thrusts as the men run circles around him, feeling up his body. The men circle him once more then head to the back with the last guy picking up his robe and gives Cake Boy Mary a long hard kiss in the mouth. Cake Boy smacks his ass then the guy prances away. Cake Boy makes his way down the ramp by skipping and does the Melina split to enter the ring. Cake Boy jumps up on the top rope and lays there, waiting for the bell to ring. *
Irvin Fury – This thing makes me wanna throw up.
Jessica Swift – He’s flamboyant. He’s different. Why hate him?
Irvin Fury – Flamboyant? More like flaming. And I’m pretty sure it’s buoyant with the way it bounces around. And I hate it because it’s gross, its lifestyle is gross and evil, and it’s…….it’s……..
Jessica Swift – Don’t say it, Fury. You’ll get us all in trouble.
Irvin Fury – It’s nasty. If you hear what I hear about what happens in its locker room, you’ll toss last weeks lunch today.
Jessica Swift – Let him live his life and you mind yours.
Irvin Fury – As long as it’s in my presence I will not be easy around him.
* The bell rings and CBM is throwing dry humps with a huge smile on his face in the direction of DMc. DMc looks disgusted and he reluctantly locks up with CBM and backs him into a corner. CBM starts throwing humps in DMc’s direction then he turns and bends over in front of him. The crowd starts laughing as DMc backs away, disgusted. CBM looks back around and wiggles his hiney around in circular motions and smiles. DMc starts to leave the ring and the crowd boos as CBM stands in the ring and starts gyrating his hips and blowing kisses. DMc waves him off and starts to leave. *
Irvin Fury – See, I told you. That creature in the ring even repulses the oldest of the old. It’s an abomination, a defiance against the Will of God.
Jessica Swift – When did you become so Holy?
Irvin Fury – I became Holy once Cake Boy Mary came to the ring.
* DMc stops midway up the aisle and looks back at CBM taunting him. Sarah O’Doyle starts to count DMc out of the match and the crowd doesn’t like it. He has his hands on his hips and then he turns and looks back at CBM who is motioning for him to return to the ring, while humping the air. DMc rolls his eyes and makes his way back to the ring. He rolls in and CBM hits him with a shot to the back of the neck, pulls him up, places his face into his crotch and starts humping his face. DMc pushes CBM away, gets to his feet and wipes his face clean. CBM kicks DMc in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker. He pulls him up, sends him to the ropes and hits a hangman’s neckbreaker. CBM looks out at the crowd and starts throwing humps and goes to pick up DMc. He sends him into a corner and charges in and connects with a clothesline. DMc staggers out of the corner as CBM hits the ropes and hits a bulldog. He turns him over and hooks the leg for a pin: 1…………2……….DMc kicks out. CBM has a smile on his face as he lifts DMc to his feet and hits a suplex. CBM drops a couple elbows to the chest of DMc and makes another pin attempt: 1……..2…..DMc kicks out. CBM gets up and stands in the corner and starts stomping his foot down, getting ready for what looks like a superkick. *
Jessica Swift – He’s tuning up the band, as JR would say for HBK.
Irvin Fury – HBK, Reaper? Cake Boy is Reaper? I knew there was something odd about that guy back in the day. Anyone who can go from being a pretty boy, to a demented, self mutilating, jackass has mental issues going on. Or been touched as a child.
Jessica Swift – No, I mean, he’s getting ready for a superkick or something else.
Irvin Fury – My money is on something else.
* As DMc gets up, CBM charges out of the corner, grabs DMc’s head and deep kisses him. The crowd groans as DMc can’t escape the lip lock until he knees CBM in the ribs and staggers away. *
Irvin Fury – I told you it was going to be something else. God, he’s gross.
* DMc is wiping his lips as CBM recovers and goes Miss Thang around DMc and rolls him up with a school boy pin: 1………..2…….DMc escapes. CBM stops DMc from getting up and tackles him back to the mat and gives him the body rub and ends up with his crotch in DMc’s face and delivers several pelvic thrusts to the head, causing his head to bounce off the mat. The crowd is laughing as CBM gets up and starts thrusting in direction of DMc, who is sitting in the corner and then CBM runs and delivers the 10-thrust combination to the face. DMc starts to roll out of the ring but CBM grabs him by the back of his tights and exposes his pale butt cheeks. CBM starts drooling and pulls DMc back into the ring. DMc swings with a punch, but CBM ducks and applies The Circumsizer. Sarah O’Doyle is counting the illegal hold as CBM is celebrating and then licks his hands. As DMc is hopping around, CBM bends him over his knee, pulls his tights down, and gives him a spanking. DMc escapes and rolls out of the ring. *
Irvin Fury – I don’t blame him one bit. This is ridiculous. Cake Boy doesn’t need to be in this ring harassing the talent. He’s getting his jollies off and not really trying to win. He’s just feeling guys up and laughing about it.
Jessica Swift – Well, if guys wanted to do something about it, they would. If they stop having that phobia and just see another opponent, they wouldn’t be having such a hard time facing him.
Irvin Fury – The only person to face him and do any damage was Jason Verve, and they called it “bashing”. That ain’t right.
Jessica Swift – Verve went overboard, as he always does.
Irvin Fury – So that’s why; Verve ALWAYS goes overboard. It wasn’t like he targeted Cake Boy. He simply snuffed him out because he could.
Jessica Swift – It was still wrong.
* As DMc is trying to pull his tights back up and catch his breath, the crowd applauds as they see Nemo coming down to the ring. DMc doesn’t see him and tries to roll back into the ring. DMc hits the ropes but Nemo grabs his ankle which causes him to hit the mat face first. As he rolls over, CBM stands over him and hits The Tea Bag for the pin: 1……………2…………..3!!!! The bell rings and Nemo hides under the ring. *
Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…………CAKE BOY MARY!!!
Jessica Swift – Nemo caused Dan McCloud to lose the match. I don’t even think McCloud even knew what happened to him.
Irvin Fury – At least this God forsaken match is over.
Jessica Swift – What was the motive for Nemo coming out to the ring?
* As CBM slithers all over DMc, Nemo peeks up over the apron then runs to the back. *
Irvin Fury – You know the motive, Jesse. He came out for revenge for his father. After what McCloud did to him, it was only fitting for the son to defend the father’s honor.
Jessica Swift – I don’t think a 9 year old has a place in this affair.
Irvin Fury – Just as Jason Verve injured Nemo and Grappler came to his rescue, Nemo is paying it forward and defending his father.
* CBM tries to get into position for Outed, but DMc elbows him away and rolls out of the ring. CBM is on his knees, waving at DMc as he’s struggling to make it back up the ramp. “It’s Raining Men” begins to play as CBM gets up on the turnbuckle and starts celebrating with pelvic thrusts and throwing his arms in the air. DMc stumbles to the back as the scene shifts to the back with Willie Moleman. *
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Interview with Nemo « Reply #7 on Dec 19, 2008, 12:26pm »
Willie Moleman: Everyone, we just witnessed the son of The Masked Grappler, Nemo make an impact during the Cake Boy Mary and Daniel McCloud match. With me right now, is Nemo himself and I want to get a word with him as to why he came to the ring and tripped McCloud which could have led to him losing the match.
Nemo walks into the scene with a huge smile on his face.
Willie Moleman: I can see that you’re happy about something, Nemo. Do you care to speak on your actions?
Nemo: Sure Mr. Murray. I love your steaks.
Willie Moleman: The name’s Moleman, Willie Moleman.
Nemo: OK.
Willie Moleman: So what was the purpose of you coming down to the ring and causing Dan McCloud to lose his match this evening?
Nemo: Hehe. Bubbles pop when I clap my hands together.
Willie Moleman: We’re not talking about bubbles, Nemo. We’re talking you causing a man to lose his match tonight.
Nemo: Ben 10 is coming on soon, I gotta go……..gotta go.
Willie Moleman: If you’re here, then where is your father, The Masked Grappler? How did you get here?
Nemo: My dad is home with his girlfriend. My mom is in the other room. My dad says I must leave the house because he’s going to get his knob polished and that I’m too young to witness his girlfriend work him over.
Willie Moleman: That’s it. I’m leaving. Alexia doesn’t pay me enough to interview a 9 year old. I’m leaving. This is ridiculous.
Moleman drops the microphone and walks off the set. Nemo picks up the microphone, taps it a couple times then starts singing…….
Nemo: When I wake up in the morning And the alarm gives out a warning And I don't think I ever make it on time By the time I grab my books And I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess And my dog ate all my homework last night Right alone in my chair She won't know that I'm there If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell Yeah
Just as Nemo finishes the song, Dan McCloud bursts into the scene, takes the microphone from his hand and pushes Nemo against the wall.
Daniel McCloud: YOOUU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU COME DOWN AND INTERFERE IN MY MATCH?!!!!
Nemo: I…..I…..I…..
Daniel McCloud: THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! YOU’RE JUST AS DUMB AS YOUR FATHER!!!! WELL, TELL YOUR FATHER THIS……..IF HE WANTS TO SET ME UP FOR FAILURE, COME TO THE RING LIKE A REAL MAN AND DO IT HIMSELF!!!! NONE OF THIS HIDING OUT AND CAUSING LOSES OR SENDING HIS HALF RETARDED SON OUT TO SCREW WITH MY MATCH!!!! I TRIED TO BE NICE TO HIM AND I’M STILL TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO TURN HEEL AND DESTROY HIM!!!! I’M TAKING MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE AND TAKING DEEP BREATHS WHEN I THINK OF HOW HE’S SET ME UP!!!! I’M THROUGH WITH THE GAMES!!! NO MORE GAMES!!!! YOU HEAR ME?!!!! NO MORE GAMES!!!!!
Nemo: Parker Brothers……hehe…..
McCloud walks away out of the scene then he returns to deck Nemo with the microphone. Nemo’s eyes begin to welt up with tears then he starts crying like a baby.
Nemo:
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« Last Edit: Dec 19, 2008, 12:33pm by The Council »
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Tommy Polo vs. Leon 'The Virus' Roberts II « Reply #8 on Dec 19, 2008, 9:40pm »
* Warzone returns with all the lumberjacks, including, The Stooges, Cake Boy Mary, Dan McCloud, A-Rod and Wilcox, PSA, Redemption, H³, Fred Dagger, Ronnie D, and other UWA hopefuls at ringside. The heels are on one side and the faces are on the other. They are pointing and talking crap to each other from across the ring and they all await the announcements of the competitors of this highly anticipated match. *
Irvin Fury – I’ve never seen so many losers gathered in one place…….well, except for those Star Trek conventions.
Jessica Swift – I’m a Star Trek fan. I’m no loser.
Irvin Fury – You are a loser if you haven’t slept with me yet. Sleeping with me, makes you a winner.
Jessica Swift – Then I’ll remain a loser in your eyes then. It’s not like life is measured by what you say anyway.
Irvin Fury – It is grasshopper, oh it is……..
Ally Winters – The following contest is a No Disqualification Lumberjack Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Toronto Ontario Canada, and weighing in at 275 pounds……………….LEON “THE VIRUS” ROBERTS!!!!!
* The Lights dim just before the music starts. “Through The fire And The Flames” by Dragonforce begins to play. Once the initial guitar solo ends and the second one begins, Leon Roberts is seen rising up from the stage by platform, as red fog fills the stage. *
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
* Leon Roberts is now walking to the ring, focused on the ring and what’s going to transpire. *
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as we go In fire and pain, and once again we know
So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
* Leon is now at the ring. He climbs up, and over the top rope. He then goes to the center of the ring, raises both arms up in an X formation, as lighting strikes the posts, before they burst pillars of flames. *
So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Jessica Swift – He has the hometown advantage and I don’t he cares.
Irvin Fury – Nah, he told me, all cities are his hometown. Regardless of the environment, it all depends on what’s going on in the ring that will determine the winner. Not because he’s got a few home cooked meals in his belly.
Jessica Swift – This is going to be wild because we have the element of people who hate both Polo and Virus at ringside and there is no disqualification.
Irvin Fury – I’m expecting both men to end the other’s career tonight. It’s going to be a sad night for UWA because we may not see one of these two guys for a very, very long time.
Ally Winters – And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Tracie Bottoms. Hailing from Washington, DC and weighing in at an even 300 pounds…………….TOMMY POLO!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills.
* “Ain’t No Make Believe” by Stonefree Experience begins to play and Polo comes out to the stage to booing from the crowd. Tracie follows out after him as he ignores the people and flexes on stage. He begins to walk down the ramp and as he walks, pyro explodes behind him on each side of the ramp. He slides into the ring and sits on the middle rope for Tracie to enter, then climbs a corner and flexes for the crowd. *
* Explosions happen on the other corners as Polo is taunting the crowd. He hops down and stands in the center of the ring, staring at Virus. He drops down to his knees and poses for pictures as Tracie stands behind him, rubbing his thick, muscular shoulders. He stops posing and waits for the match to start. *
Jessica Swift – We’ve waited almost two weeks for this. Polo took the low road and got himself disqualified when these two last met. Now, there is nowhere to run, hide, and they can’t get disqualified.
Irvin Fury – It’ll be hard for me to call this match, because both are acquaintances of mine.
Jessica Swift – No they are not. Virus is taking your money to keep Jake Titan away and Polo doesn’t even acknowledge you.
Irvin Fury – And Virus is working…….see, Titan hasn’t even shown his face tonight.
* The bell rings and the two charge after each other and start punching each other like two kids in a school yard during a 3:30 fight. The crowd is hyped up, stomping, cheering and clapping. Virus gets the early advantage, sends Polo to the ropes and hits a back elbow. Polo springs back to his feet as Virus hits the ropes and connects with a lunging clothesline that doesn’t drop the muscular thug from DC. Virus hits the ropes again and hits another clothesline. Polo doesn’t fall again, so Virus hits the ropes once more but Polo grabs his throat but Virus kicks him low and hits a high kneelift. Polo falls back against the ropes as Virus runs and clotheslines him out of the ring to the face side of the ring. No one lays a hand on Polo and as he stands up, he stares each and every one of them down. Spirit tries to shake Polo’s hand, but Polo throws a punch, which goes through Spirit and hits Lizard in the face. Lizard falls out as the other Stooges start licking his wounds. *
Jessica Swift – Those guys need guidance.
Irvin Fury – Those guys need a shoe in the ass.
* Polo rolls into the ring to a waiting Virus. He hammers him with shots to the back and head, but Polo takes him down with a double leg takedown, mounts Virus and starts beating him down with Double R. Mills is looking to see if Virus wants to give up but Virus turns it around, pulls Polo’s head up and starts smashing his fist into his face. Tracie tries to enter the ring, but H³ and Cake Boy Mary hold her back. She slaps them both and storms off to another part of the ring. Virus pulls Polo to his feet, hits a European uppercut and a big boot. Virus pins Polo: 1……….Polo kicks out. Virus sends Polo into a corner and start mudhole stomping him and choking him. Jim Mills doesn’t count the illegal hold since it’s an No DQ match. Tracie sneaks onto the apron and pops Virus upside the head with a hand and he swipes back at her. Polo pushes Virus to the side and smothers him with his weight and he’s hitting repeated elbows to the ribs and upper body. Polo pulls Virus to his feet and slings him across the ring; Virus gets up and charges Polo and tackles him into a corner and hits repeated shoulder thrusts to the gut. Virus pulls Polo out of the corner, but Polo takes out the legs of Virus, applies a headlock and starts punching him to the head and face. Polo gets up and Virus is against the ropes; Polo clotheslines Virus over the top, to the floor. The Stooges rush over to Virus and pick him up. They dust him off and they give him a card to join the former liquid federation. *
TinMan – Ho, ho. Why don’t you join the former liquid federation so I can beat you and kill your spirit.
Spirit – No. I’m spirit. I’m flip flopping on my decision on whether to quit or remain. I’m so loyal, even though I know things are done wrong.
Virus – What the……..?
Lizard – I’m a liar. Join us and be a part of the internet’s best federation.
* Virus begins to beat on Lizard and slams him into the ring steps. Spirit gets afraid and floats away and through several other wrestlers. The Land Lord comes from behind and serves Virus with an eviction notice. Virus crumbles it and shoves it down Land Lord’s throat before kicking him in the balls. TinMan is shaking so violently with fear, he falls apart. As Virus turns around, Polo boots Virus in the face. Fred Dagger lifts Virus and rolls him back in the ring. Polo lifts Virus and hits a belly to belly suplex. He goes for the pin: 1……………2…………Virus kicks out. Polo starts driving elbows into Virus’ face again and goes for another pin: 1………….2………Virus kicks out. Polo sends Virus into a corner, charges but eats a boot. The hometown crowd starts cheering as Polo is holding his face and Virus connects with a running big boot. Polo gets up and Virus connects with punches to the head and chokes Polo against the ropes. Virus knees Polo several times to the gut, grabs him by the throat and executes The Living Day Lights chokeslam. Polo is laid out in the ring as Virus walks over and pins him: 1……………2………..Polo gets a shoulder up. Virus picks up Polo, headbutts him, grabs him by the throat and executes another Living Day Lights, sending Polo rolling out of the ring. H³ and Ronnie D starting kicking and stomping on Polo. Tracie runs over and jumps on H³’s back. She’s gauging his eyes and pulling at his hair. Polo is picked up by Ronnie and one other unknown wrestler and rolled into the ring. Virus acknowledges the help and pins Polo in front of them: 1……………..2………..Polo kicks out. *
Jessica Swift – This is intense. The lumberjacks are I guess, doing their jobs. The hate between these two can be seen in the contact. I’m surprised that no one has tried to be dirty and use a weapon.
Irvin Fury – We’ll I hope Polo doesn’t hurt Virus too bad, because I need him in my fight against Jake Titan.
Jessica Swift – There’s that name again. Have you seen him tonight?
Irvin Fury – I don’t think we’re expecting an eclipse, so no, I haven’t seen him.
Jessica Swift – You’re so wrong, Fury. Wrong in so many ways.
Irvin Fury – Too many wrongs will eventually equal a right.
* Virus steps on the face of Polo and tries to choke him with his boot. He’s stepping on his throat and forcing him out of the ring. Polo hits the floor at the feet of Tracie slapping H³ away and she covers Polo as Ronnie D and TinMan try to get at him. Ronnie pulls Tracie away as TinMan looks to stomp Polo, but he starts shaking with fear when Polo catches his foot, stands up, then hits a clothesline to TinMan, causing his body to explode into pieces. Tracie steps on the toes of Ronnie and when he turns around, holding his foot, Fred Dagger dives in and spears Ronnie right out of his silver chain. Dagger stands over Ronnie, growling and steps off. Polo is assisted back into the ring with the help of Tracie and she kisses him and hands him something as he enters the ring. When Virus goes to pull him into the ring, Polo pulls him tights and forces him face first into the turnbuckle. Polo completely enters the ring, grabs Virus from behind and hits a release German suplex. Virus is on all fours and tries to shake it off, but Polo runs and connects with a Randy Orton like kick to the head and then drops down, poses, does push ups and starts barking out to the Toronto crowd. *
Irvin Fury – I was afraid this was going to happen. These two will eventually rip each other to shreds.
Jessica Swift – It’s the nature of the business with two clashing egos. But it’s good for business.
Irvin Fury – It’s never good for business when two of the best go head to head because in the end, there will only be one.
* Polo pulls some brass knuckles out of his tights and measures Virus with a blow to the head, opening up a cut over his head. Blood streams out of the cut as Polo connects with another and another blow. Virus looks googly eyed as he staggers around the ring. Polo connects with another blow with the brass knuckles to the head and Virus stumbles through the ropes, to the floor. Now, A-Rod and Wilcox come over and pick him up. They look at him, rub his body, slap his face to revive him, then they start to beat him down. Cake Boy Mary rushes over with his hands on his checks and urging Huge DIX to stop the assault. They stop and Cake Boy Mary pulls Virus up while holding his arm, places it between his legs, bends him over and goes for Forced Entry, but Virus pulls away and falls over pieces of TinMan. He looks up and see Cake Boy Mary and Huge DIX coming for him and he scurries away with bulging eyes and slides back into the ring. Cake Boy is thrusting his pelvis at him and begging him to come back. As Virus is looking outside the ring, Polo hits the ropes and kicks Virus to the back of the head as hard as he could. The kick was so hard, blood spray the first row. Virus is on the mat holding his head as Polo hooks his leg for the pin: 1……………….2…………Virus escapes. *
Jessica Swift – Looks like Polo is in full control of this match once the brass knuckles got involved.
Irvin Fury – You have to admire Tracie Bottoms.
Jessica Swift – Why?
Irvin Fury – She’s always there for Polo. You have to be in love with a woman like that. And coming from the squeaky clean background she comes from to become the woman Polo wants her to be…….God, she’s wifey material.
Jessica Swift – Good girl gone bad, eh? You guys love those types………
Irvin Fury – And they can fuc------
Jessica Swift – OK, I get the picture.
* A very bloodied Virus is shoved into the corner and worked over with the brass knuckles all over his body. Virus wobbles out of the corner as Polo grabs him from behind and hits a pumphandle slam. Polo is still on his knees and starts posing again. Virus rolls around and struggles to his feet. Polo runs at him and goes to kick him to the head again, but Virus dodges the attack, causing Polo to kick the rope instead, and Virus hits a clothesline. Polo falls back into a corner, Virus lifts him up onto the turnbuckle, tucks his head onto his shoulder, and through the blood in the eyes, lifts the heavier man off the turnbuckle, walks to the center of the ring and drops down, hitting a Muscle Buster. Both men are down and Virus starts to show life as he reaches over and removes the brass knuckles from Polo hand. Tracie rolls into the ring and Virus cocks back to hit her but she stops dead in her tracks and falls out of the ring. Polo gets up and Virus decks him with the brass knuckles, swaying the big man. Virus hits the ropes and hits a clothesline that doesn’t drop the big man. Virus hits the ropes again and punches Polo to the face with the brass knuckles, knocking Polo out of the ring. Redemption and PSA cover Polo, but The Stooges, H³ and other heel wrestlers start to fight Redemption and PSA. The crowd is going wild as it’s total mayhem at ringside. *
Irvin Fury – PSA were protecting their boss and Redemption is there for warmth and comfort.
Jessica Swift – It’s crazy at ringside as the lumberjacks have been at each other throats all night. Ronnie D has already been taken out by Fred Dagger and The Stooges, well, they’re The Stooges. Now everyone else is fighting.
Irvin Fury – Why is Cake Boy Mary pulling his tights down and bending over while Huge DIX are doing paper, rocks, scissors? Agggghhhh, disgusting……NOT AT RINGSIDE!!!!
* Virus exits the ring while everyone else is fighting to target his opponent. Polo gets up from a pool of his own blood. His lips are busted up and there’s blood all over his face. Virus kicks him to the face and shove him down onto the ramp. Tracie runs and jumps onto Virus’ back, but he flips her off and boots her down to the ground. She’s holding her chest in pain as Polo is crawling up the ramp. Virus gives chase and boots Polo in the ass as he falls onto the stage. Virus starts kicking over lighting equipment and pulls a strobe light from the stage. When Polo stands, Virus blasts him over the head with it. Polo is slumped onto the railing that holds up Ultima-Tron 9000. Virus begins to work over the head and face of Polo with the brass knuckles. Polo’s eye is swollen and his face is extremely bloody. Virus hits Polo once more and he falls down. Virus pulls Polo up and hits a piledriver on the stage. The crowd cheers and groan at the same time. Virus stands over Polo and forms an ‘X’ with his arms as the crowd chant his name………… *
Irvin Fury – Never thought I’d hear that name chanted in any arena.
Jessica Swift – He’s home and they gotta cheer for the home team.
Irvin Fury – Just odd, that’s all.
* Virus goes to pick up Polo and gets hit in the throat with a spike. Virus is holding his throat as blood is oozing from between his fingers. Virus is stumbling around the stage as he pulls the spike out of his neck and drops it. He drops to his knees as Polo wobbles to his feet. *
Jessica Swift – MY GOD!!!! POLO JUST STABBED VIRUS IN THE NECK WITH A METAL SPIKE!!!!!
Irvin Fury – NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!! FOUL!!!! FOUL!!!! FOUL!!!!
Jessica Swift – He could have just killed Virus with that weapon.
Irvin Fury – Sorry to say, but anything goes here. It’s one fall to the finish. As said earlier, someone isn’t walking out of this match………..alive if it comes to it.
* Polo’s face is a crimson mask as Virus can’t believe he’s just been stabbed in the throat with a metal object. Polo boots Virus to the face and grabs his bloodied hair. He pulls him over to the support beams and slams his face into a section. Virus is still holding his throat as Polo pulls him out and locks on The Heimlich. The blood rushes faster out of the wound on Virus’ neck as Polo pulls and pulls as hard as he can to choke Virus.
The melee at ringside is working its way up the ramp and is now on stage. Cake Boy and Huge DIX are doing nasty things at ringside as Redemption kicks H³ in the gut and hits a powerbomb on stage. Redemption starts dancing around and trips over Polo, causing him to break The Heimlich. A weary Polo gets up and starts shoving Redemption, who is very apologetic. Polo grabs him by the head, places it between his legs, underhooks both arms, flips him upside down and hits a Polo Plunge on stage to Redemption. The crowd is going nuts as Polo stands over the man who wants to replace him as the Head of Security. *
Jessica Swift – Wild, this is simply wild. I don’t even know what to say any more.
Irvin Fury – I do………..fans, this is UWA.
* Polo then turns his attention to Virus, who is choking and pulling himself up on the support beam. When Polo approaches, Virus bends a metal pole over Polo’s head, causing a spurt of blood to shower the chest of Virus. Polo is stumbling backwards, as Virus grabs him and hits a Jackhammer on stage. Jim Mills is trying to get through the mayhem at ringside and on the ramp to get up and make the count. Tracie is stopping him by holding his foot and he’s trying to kick her away. He finally breaks free and he makes the count: 1………………2………..kick out by Polo and the crowd is electric. The crowd is so loud, it sounds like a thunder storm in the Air Canada Centre. Virus rolls around and Tracie starts putting the boots to him. He fights through the kicks and windmill punches and grabs her by the throat. He pulls her close, shoves his tongue down her throat, forces her head between his legs, flips her up and hits the ShadowCross onto the stage. The crowd is standing and applauding as Tracie is laid flat on the ground. *
Jessica Swift – I simply don’t condone violence against women. But Tracie has been liking like a real bitch tonight.
Irvin Fury – First Ginger Snapps, now Tracie. The best puss in UWA are all being destroyed tonight.
Jessica Swift – Watch your mouth, Fury.
Irvin Fury – If I could watch my mouth, I’d be a magician.
Jessica Swift – You know what I mean.
Irvin Fury – No………I don’t.
* Virus slowly puts the ‘X’ up with his arms. He walks over to the edge of the stage, looks down and sees electrical equipment. He stumbles over to Polo, as the blood from the wound on his neck is getting thicker. He pulls up Polo, as he can barely stand, places his head between his legs, positions himself next to the end of the stage, looks over, places an ‘X’ over his head, goes to flip Polo up, as the crowd stands…………. *
Irvin Fury – NO!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!
*…….Jake Titan comes out with a shopping cart; rams it into Virus, causing him to fall into the cart with Polo, then sends the cart off the side of the stage into the electrical equipment. *
BOOM!
BOOM!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Jessica Swift – MY GOD!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! JAKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!
Irvin Fury – I told you he’s an ignorant bastard. He’s ruined everything.
* Jake Titan simply sits on stage, looking at what he’s done, as bodies lay all around him. *
Jessica Swift – Why, Jake, why?
Irvin Fury – I just told you. He’s a dumb ape. He’s poor and violent by nature. He just interrupted probably the match of the year because of what? He’s a dumb ass.
Jessica Swift – He did it because you sent Virus after him and he knew when to strike. In a way, you’re at fault Fury……..YOU ARE!!!!
Irvin Fury – I didn’t do anything. I’m just the best commentator in the business. I’m a talker and fighter when paid to fight. I had nothing to do with what Jake Titan just did.
* Plooms of smoke fill the air as EMTs rush down to save Virus and Tommy Polo from being electrocuted. Jim Mills has his arms up in an ‘X’ formation to signal both men are down. Tracie is crawling over to the edge and looks over the edge, crying and screaming for Polo to get up. EMTs and other UWA stage hands clear through the wreckage to pull the bodies of both Virus and Polo out. Everyone is waving through the smoke and it’s silent in the arena, as only the sounds of people yelling instructions and the screams and cries of Tracie can be heard. Then Jim Mills makes his way down to the ring and talks to Alice Winters, who then makes the announcement. *
Ally Winters – DUE TO THE INABILITY OF BOTH MEN TO FINISH THE MATCH, THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST!!! THERE IS NO WINNER!!!!!
* The crowd boos as the search and rescue continue to work through the mess next to the stage. *
Jessica Swift – Fans, if you’re just joining us, there was a no disqualification lumberjack match between Tommy Polo and Leon ‘The Virus’ Roberts. The match started getting out of hand with the lumberjacks fighting and Polo and Virus on the stage; then out comes------
Irvin Fury - -----that asshole Jake Titan. That’s who came out and he ruined the evening, as Jesse here, wants to blame on me. He hit Virus with a shopping cart, sending both men off the side of the stage into electrical equipment down below.
Jessica Swift – It is your fault because you hired Virus to take out Jake Titan but instead Jake found the perfect opportunity to take out the hitman. This is your fault.
Irvin Fury – I’m mad that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and John Wilkes Boothe shot and killed him, but you can’t blame that on me. Jake did what he thought he had to do to stop me from getting to him and what we witnessed was a direct result of his doing……not mine.
Jessica Swift – You make me sick. You robbed the fans of a great all out brawl and ----------grrrrrrrr, I hate you. Fans, we’ll be back after this commercial break.
Irvin Fury – It’s not my fault.
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UWA Championship - Triple Threat « Reply #10 on Dec 19, 2008, 9:47pm »
* The bell rings signifying the start of the final match of the evening. *
Irvin Fury – This one should be a doozy.
Jessica Swift – This is a history making match, for sure.
Irvin Fury – History like the last match. God, those two just took each other to the limit.
Jessica Swift – And as sad as it was to see those two do that to each other, it’s not the end. We’ll see more of Polo and Leon Roberts in the future; you can bet on that.
Irvin Fury – I’m always a betting man.
Jessica Swift – And a loser.
Irvin Fury – I am your father…….
Ally Winters – The following contest is schedule for one fall and it’s a Triple Threat Match for the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship. The first man to score a pinfall or submission victory will be declared the winner. Introducing first, he is a former Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion………hailing from Bangkok Thailand and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is “The Master of Muay Thai”, the UWA’s Asian Sensation…….REDDDDDD SOLOMON!!!!!
* The arena darkens, red strobe lights flash, mist rises from the ramp and ominous Gregorian chanting fills the air as Red Solomon steps out from behind the curtain then he outstretches his arms and pyro go off around him. He puts his hands together and bows to the fans as they shower him with equal part adulation and derision. Red races to the ring, leaps over the top rope and offers another bow to the crowd and referee. He tests out the ropes and stretches before the match starts. *
Jessica Swift – This is going to be one of the biggest matches in UWA history. The last three UWA Champions are all in the ring at one time. This sends shivers down my spine.
Irvin Fury – I can put something more than a shiver down your spine if you stop putting up a front.
Jessica Swift – You’re never going to touch me, Fury.
Irvin Fury – I don’t want to touch you. I want to fuc---
Ally Winters - And the second participant in this Triple Threat Match, hailing from Martin, Georgia, and weighing in at 220 pounds, he is a former UWA Heavyweight Champion………….he is “AWESOME” DJ STYLES!!!!!!!
* “Waking the Demon” by Bullet For My Valentine plays and the light dim. DJ Styles runs out to the entrance and spreads eagle in front of the crowd to a lackluster response. He stiffens his hands to a fist and beats on his chest on his way to the ring ignoring the fans who wish to greet him at the side of the railing. He climbs up the apron and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the top rope and takes off his jacket leaving it on the turnbuckle. He paces around the ring and waits for the bell to ring. *
Irvin Fury – The return of DJ Styles with a new found attitude. An attitude that has paired him with none-other than Jason Verve and that sexy beast with the floatation device as a chest, Sherry Martinez. With his new attitude, he claims he now understands why Alexia did to him what she did and it made him a better man.
Jessica Swift – That’s for all the wrong reasons, Fury. He should be trying to fight the establishment, not join it. He went through hell because of Alexia, and lost the title, and now he commends her for it? That makes no sense.
Irvin Fury – It does make sense because with him apologizing and Alexia noticing his new attitude, he instantly returns to the top of the pile in UWA. He could walk out of this match with the UWA Championship around his waist in his first match back.
Jessica Swift – We don’t need favoritism running rampant in UWA. That’s how PWE got started……
Irvin Fury – Each week, you can check out TV Crimes presented by Pro Wrestling Evolved aka PWE.
Jessica Swift – They have some great talent over there.
Irvin Fury – I’ve seen it all before……
Ally Winters – And the final participant in this championship match, hailing from the deepest, darkest side of the cosmos, and weighing in at 277 pounds, he is the current Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Champion…………….THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!! The referee will be Jim “Old School” Mills.
* “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to the arena. After a few seconds the bright house lights go off but the music continues to the arena. The house spotlights come up and are focused on all four corners of the ring. They change colors rapidly. Then the music stops. Then both sides of the entrance ramp, there are five or six short bursts of steam, followed by small firework going off by the Ultima-Tron 9000 screen. The house lights returns and the music starts back up again. GM is in ring, standing on a turnbuckle, dangling the UWA Championship from one hand. He is facing towards the ring with his arms outstretched and back towards the crowd. He then turns holds the title belt over his head and shows it off to the crowd. He then hops down from the corner and starts pacing around the ring, anticipating the beginning of the match. *
Jessica Swift – Here he comes ladies and gentlemen. The UWA Champion is in the ring and he’s ready to do battle. This rivalry between he and Red Solomon has been going on for well over 5 months. First Grand Mystique chases the champion and the champion eventually gets caught, now the last two champions are chasing the new champion. This is laying the ground work for UWA, the ground work of a successful federation.
Irvin Fury – UWA was made successful once they hired me as the lead commentator.
Jessica Swift – You are not the lead commentator.
Irvin Fury – If you can’t pee standing up, then you’re not lead commentator.
Jessica Swift – You make no sense most of the time, Fury.
Irvin Fury – And that’s why dogs eat hamburgers.
* The three men are in a corner, waiting for the bell to ring and when it does, RS goes after GM with punches in which he dodges all of them and tackles RS into a corner. He starts hitting shoulder thrusts to the midsection then lifts the chin of RS and connects with a jab to the jaw. DJ grabs GM from behind and crushes him with a German suplex. He gets up and goes after RS with hard punches to the head. DJ whips RS to the ropes, leap frogs him, ducks under, leap frogs him again, ducks under, leap frogs, ducks under, leap frogs……..the crowd is cheering the display of timing between the two, though it looks goofy. *
Irvin Fury – This looks stupid.
Jessica Swift – It shows their timing and ability to work with each other. It’s the chemistry that you and I lack because I don’t like you and really don’t wish to work with you.
Irvin Fury – So my place or yours?
Jessica Swift – Not that I would come over to your place, but I don’t think your midget wife will appreciate another woman in the house.
Irvin Fury – You’re absolutely right about that. OK, yours.
* The two continue to criss cross and leap frog, until GM clotheslines RS as he returns off the ropes. GM picks up RS and connects with an European uppercut, sending RS back into the ropes and GM charges but RS ducks and sends GM over the top rope, to the floor. DJ gets up and charges RS and he to, gets back body dropped over the top to the floor. Both DJ and GM are trying to get up and RS catapults himself over the top rope onto both men. The crowd is cheering for him as he gets up and kicks both men. He pulls DJ back up and rolls him into the ring and follows after him. DJ is on his knees begging as RS stalks him. Then DJ flips him the bird and RS does a spinning roundhouse to the hand to knock it down then returns with another spinning roundhouse kick to the head. DJ falls flat on his face as RS turns him over and goes for the pin: 1………………2…………….GM pulls RS out of the ring and hits him with a stiff shot to the temple, dropping him. *
Jessica Swift – Oh my. That’s the same kind of roundhouse kick that put DJ out for months on end. He suffered a Grade 3 concussion from a similar roundhouse.
Irvin Fury – Red Solomon is more deadly than he lets on. It’s those silent types that you have to watch out for.
Jessica Swift – That’s right. Silent but deadly. Cool and calculated.
* GM rolls back into the ring and pins DJ himself: 1……………2………….DJ kicks out. GM pulls DJ to his feet, sends him to the corner and goes for the Down to Earth, but DJ does a cartwheel in midair, lands on his feet and as RS enters the ring, DJ connects with a solid superkick to the jaw. As GM gets up, DJ runs and hits him with a back flip tornado DDT. The crowd stands and applaud the acrobatic move. *
Irvin Fury – How the hell did he just pull that off?
Jessica Swift – It looked like it was from a video game.
* DJ kicks RS to the head, picks him up and hits a backbreaker, hits the ropes and goes for a Lionsault, but GM dropkicks DJ in midair, causing him to land on his head. The crowd groans as GM picks up DJ and hits a stalling brainbuster right on top of RS. He covers both men: 1……….2……RS forces both men off of him and rolls into a corner. GM walks over and drives his boot into the throat and face of RS. He lifts him up and hits a European uppercut then sends RS to the opposite corner. He charges, but RS counters with a back elbow and then hops up onto the middle rope and connects with a springboard back elbow. RS gets up and connects with a chop to the back of GM’s neck then picks him up and hits a suplex of his own. RS hits the ropes and connects with a jumping knee to the chest of GM and goes for the pin: 1………..2…….DJ drags the leg of RS to break the count then goes for a pin on GM himself: 1……….2…….RS breaks the pin attempt and goes for a pin on GM: 1………..2…….DJ breaks it up. DJ and RS then start to exchange punches and wrestle against the ropes. They are trying to gauge each other’s eyes as they lean in a corner. RS is hitting some knee strikes and DJ is trying to bend RS’s head as far back as possible. RS connects with another knee and DJ backs away but GM stands and connects with an enziguri that sends DJ back into RS, who scoop slams him then he jumps up on the middle rope and connects with a springboard corkscrew legdrop. GM then connects with a Yakuza kick to the face of RS as he tries to get up from connecting his move. GM pulls RS to his feet and chops him against the ropes then ties his arms up into the ropes. GM then hits the ropes and connects with a vicious Yakuza kick to the face of RS. His head wavers as GM likes his work, hits the ropes again and connects with another Yakuza kick to the face. RS is trying to get loose but at the same time, he is looking weak. *
Jessica Swift – Those nasty Yakuza kicks to the face are spending Red Solomon. He’s taken at least 3 so far this match and all in a row.
Irvin Fury – It was just last night I delivered 3 facials in a row……
Jessica Swift – I want to change the subject.
Irvin Fury – You want to talk about it, then lets talk about it. I’m game for pillow talk.
Jessica Swift – No…..Red Solomon looks to be blowing in the wind right now. How much more can he take?
Irvin Fury – If Red Solomon is blowing in the wind, then I think who he’s blowing can take a whole lot.
Jessica Swift – Grrrrrr…….
* GM looks to hit the rope again but DJ jumps up and connects with a flipping dropkick. He hops up and spreads his arms out in jubilation then he goes to the top rope and as GM gets up, DJ dives off and connects with a Whisp in the Wind. DJ hits the ropes and as GM is getting up, DJ jumps up and executes a head scissors takeover. GM springs to his feet and DJ takes him down with an arm drag then another dropkick that sends GM out of the ring. DJ hits the ropes as GM is getting up and does a flipping senton over the top rope and lands on GM. The crowd cheers for the big move as DJ is slow getting up but he rolls back into the ring and assaults RS who is still tied up in the ropes. DJ takes this opportunity to make a crucifix in the air then he repeatedly kicks RS in the ribs and chokes him. Jim Mills is trying to break up the illegal choke and begins a count on DJ. DJ releases and delivers one more kick to the exposed ribs of RS and Jim Mills releases RS, who plops down onto the canvas. DJ starts doing bows in the ring, mocking RS and then he goes out after GM once more. *
Irvin Fury – Seems as if the returning DJ Styles has this all under control. He’s just taken out Red and now he’s about to dispose of the already downed Champion.
Jessica Swift – You may be right there, Fury. Styles has this match well under control and he’s looking to regain the title he lost several months ago.
Irvin Fury – I don’t research a lot, but I wonder if coming back from a Grade 3 concussion after 3-4 months of rest is good.
Jessica Swift – I’m pretty sure it is because he didn’t wrestle at all during that time he was out. Mostly based on the fact that he had to rehab his blown knee; which is a miracle that he’s even out here after tearing so many ligaments.
Irvin Fury – It’s the John Cena Rehab Plan. Or was he actually injured in the first place?
* DJ grabs GM by his mask and slams his face into the ring apron. DJ then goes over, pushes the timekeeper from his chair and folds the chair. He walks over to GM, cocks the chair back to strike the champion, but GM elbows DJ to the gut and hits a poorly executed Hand of Prophecy on the floor. The move hurt both men as they lay on the ground. Then RS climbs to the top rope and he dives off with Death from Above onto both men. Now everyone is in a pile on the floor and Jim Mills begins to count them all out………… *
* RS rolls back into the ring and back out to break up the count. He pulls up GM and rolls him into the ring. RS goes for a pin on him: 1……….DJ pulls RS out of the ring and blasts him with the chair before Jim Mills can see it. He drops the chair and rolls back into the ring. GM is on a knee as DJ hits the ropes and connects with a shining wizard and hooks the leg for a pin: 1……………2………..GM kicks out. DJ pulls him to his feet and hits several knees to the face, causing GM’s head to turn. DJ hits the ropes and goes for another back flip DDT, but GM gets his leg up and kicks DJ low as he floats over his back. DJ is holding himself and GM hits an inverted atomic drop and follows that with a clothesline. GM then goes to the top rope but a bleeding RS climbs up on the apron and shakes the ropes causing GM to fall and crotch himself. RS climbs up with GM and hits a frankensteiner off the top to GM. The crowd cheers as RS struggles to stand and he looks infuriated. He pins GM: 1…………2…….DJ breaks it up and pulls RS up but RS swats him away and hits some solid jabs to the chest then a back kick to the gut, followed by leaping over DJ, sliding through his legs, jumping to the top rope and coming down with a flying body press. He hooks the legs for a pin: 1…………..2……….DJ kicks out. RS picks up DJ and rolls him up into a small package: 1………2……..DJ escapes. RS kicks DJ in the gut and hits a snap DDT. RS sees GM out the corner of his eyes charging at him, and evades him using the Drunken Master technique. While GM is on his back, RS goes to the top rope and connects with a flying elbow drop. RS hooks the leg for a pin: 1………..2……..GM kicks out. RS then piles DJ on top of GM and goes to the top rope but DJ springs to his feet and connects with a superkick to the chest of RS as he’s perched on the top rope. DJ then goes up and places RS on this shoulders and drops down with a rolling cutter. RS is holding his ribs in pain as GM runs and kicks DJ in the face and then pins RS: 1………….2……….RS gets a shoulder up. *
Jessica Swift – Boy o boy. These guys are really going at it tooth and nail. I’ve never seen this many pinfalls in one match, regardless of the stipulation.
Irvin Fury – I have, and a title wasn’t on the line like this one. The UWA Championship is the most sought after title in all of PWC, right now, until the PWC World Heavyweight Championship is up for grabs.
Jessica Swift – That’s right fans and those on the outside looking in; the Gold Rush Tournament for the Pro Wrestling Council World Heavyweight Championship has been set for months now and all The Council need are at least 8 participants from various joined and affiliated federations to start it off.
Irvin Fury – And speaking of starting it off, this match has been going full speed ahead since the very beginning and it doesn’t look to end any time soon.
Jessica Swift – That’s the gift from UWA to the fans. 3 top notch competitors willing to give it their all until there is only one and he will be the UWA Champion.
* GM kicks RS out of the ring and goes after DJ who tries to kick GM away but GM drops an elbow to his chest then starts punching him to the face. GM pulls DJ to his feet hits a European uppercut then connects with a short arm clothesline. GM picks up DJ and goes for a German suplex, but DJ drops to a knee to block the move and snapmares GM over and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. DJ kips up, hits the ropes and then dives over the top rope and lands on RS, who was getting up. The two land on the announcer’s table and are sprawled out and hanging off. *
Irvin Fury and Jessica Swift – WATCH OUT!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!
* DJ stands up and pulls a bleeding RS up by his hair. He places his head between his legs and holds him upside down then executes Clashing Styles on top of the table, which doesn’t break. The sickening thud of RS’s face and body slapping the table is heard throughout the building. *
Jessica Swift – My goodness. DJ Styles just flattened Red Solomon with Clashing Styles.
Irvin Fury – And the table held up…….it’s that a miracle.
* DJ rolls off the table as he crawls over to the ring. He slowly rolls back in and he crawls over to GM, who is still laid out. He drops an arm over him for a pin: 1…………..2……….GM moves to the side to break the count. Both men are trying to get up as RS is getting off the table and crawling up the steps to the ring. As GM gets up, he slugs DJ to the jaw and connects with a spinning elbow to the mouth, causing blood to flow. DJ is still standing, so GM hits the ropes and hits a jumping elbow to the face, that knocks DJ back into the corner where RS is getting up. He holds onto DJ’s head, climbs the top rope, does a forward flip, causing DJ to snap his chin back on the shoulder of RS in a modified stunner. DJ falls back into corner, as GM runs through RS with a shining wizard and then hits the Rib Cracker to DJ. The crowd is going crazy as the champion is showing his colors and signals for the end. He pulls DJ off the mat, drags him to the center of the ring, goes for The Hand of Prophecy, but RS gets up and superkicks GM to the face. GM drops as RS catches DJ with a spinning heel kick, followed by the locking in of Teeth of the Dragon. DJ is screaming in pain as he’s reaching for the ropes and RS is keeping him away from them. *
Jessica Swift – This is amazing. These guys know what’s on the line and they are trying to tear each other apart to get it. There’s no quit in any of these men.
Irvin Fury – And that’s what we’re looking for in the UWA Champion. We don’t want a champion like Cassidy, who wants to be babied and pacified, and not getting his way will cause him to bleed in his panties and leave.
Jessica Swift – Who’s Cassidy?
Irvin Fury – Yeah, who’s Cassidy?
* RS is trying to tear the arm of DJ out of the socket as DJ is in obvious pain. Suddenly, the crowd stands as they look towards the stage and see Jason Verve and Sherry Martinez. *
Irvin Fury – Ut oh. Darkness falls.
Jessica Swift – The new found friends of DJ Styles are on the stage and they are looking mighty feisty. They may come down to get a closer look.
Irvin Fury – I hope it’s Sherry who comes down. Her and the two large friends that’s attached to her upper body. I’d like to meet them.
* Sherry bites the neck of Jason and holds it for a while. When she lets up, blood is streaming from the corners of her mouth and she begins to slowly walk down to the ring. Inside, DJ is holding back from tapping out, but GM saves him by stomping on RS’s head. GM pulls RS up and slaps him across the face. Before DJ can get up, GM grabs him and locks on the Anaconda Vice. DJ begins to scream in pain again. He’s fighting the hold and trying to get into a position where the hold won’t hurt him as much. He kicks with his feet until he latches on the bottom rope, causing a break. GM is exhausted and slow to get up. As DJ is trying to make it to his feet, RS runs and rolls DJ up into a La Magistral cradle: 1……………2…………..DJ escapes. Before he can get up, RS rolls him up into a small package: 1………..2………DJ escapes again. As RS is positioning himself for another move, GM sneaks in and Yakuza kicks RS to the face, grabs him before he falls and locks on the dragon sleeper. RS is trying to fight out of it and DJ gets up, holds his legs up and they dump him on his back. *
Jessica Swift – What action. We can’t talk about it enough. These guys are the cream of the crop.
Irvin Fury – Just imagine when UWA grows and we get more talent. There may be some guys out there better than these three in the ring.
Jessica Swift – Wow, what a way to put down the current crop of talent.
Irvin Fury – I’m just saying, Jesse. You’ll never know how good you are until you leave you own block, or someone steps onto it to challenge you.
Jessica Swift – These guys are great, none-the-less. I’m enjoying what I’m seeing from them.
Irvin Fury – Still, there’s others out there.
* DJ and GM get up and start to slug it out in the middle of ring. Neither man is letting up with his hard shots to the head, as RS crawls over to the corner and starts to climb it. As he’s going up, Sherry climbs up behind him and swipes his leg out, causing him to crotch himself. *
Jessica Swift – DAMMIT!!!!! SHERRY MARTINEZ HAS TAINTED THIS MATCH WITH HER INTERFERENCE!!!!
Irvin Fury – Taint me, Sherry, taint me.
* RS tries to regain his footing, but Sherry gauges his eyes with her black fingernails then kicks him to the head, causing him to fall off the turnbuckle and smack his head on the ring steps on the way down. He’s out cold on the floor as DJ grabs a hold of GM’s arm and locks them behind his back. He turns GM towards Sherry then she spews a red blood mist into their direction, but GM ducks it and it goes into the eyes of DJ. GM Yakuza kicks Sherry to the chest and knocks her off the apron, turns around, grabs DJ and hits the Big Bang. He hooks the leg for the pin: 1……………2…………….3!!! The bell rings as Jason Verve runs down the ramp and Jim Mills raises the arm of The Grand Mystique for the victory. *
Ally Winters – THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND SSSTTTTIIIILLLLLL UWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…………..THE GRAND MYSTIQUE!!!!!!!!
Jessica Swift – It isn’t over. Mystique better watch out for Jason Verve…….
* Just as Verve slides into the ring, GM trips him, causing him to fall into a corner. GM then slides out of the ring, goes under it and grabs comes out with a crystal ball. Just as Verve lunges out of the ring, head first, GM smashes the crystal ball over his head. The crowd is cheering as GM goes over to the timekeeper’s table, retrieves his belt and holds it up as he marches to the back. Sherry tries to get at him, but he kicks her away and storms up the ramp, holding the belt high for all to see. Everyone is laid out around or in the ring, as the champion is once against victorious on Warzone. *
Jessica Swift – This was one hell of a ride, I must admit. The main event was splendid and The Grand Mystique showed why he’s the champion.
Irvin Fury – Just too many mistakes and miscues for anyone to come out on top of this match but the champion.
Jessica Swift – What a spectacular match, what a spectacular show. Fans, this is the Ultimate Wrestling Association and we are the innovators.
Irvin Fury – I wonder what Alexia’s got to say about this one. Once again, her plan doesn’t work.
Jessica Swift – I don’t know, but I’m sure we’ll find out in the coming days on ProWrestlingCouncil.com. Fans, this is Jessica Swift…….
Irvin Fury – ……and I’m the man with the longest, fattest----
Jessica Swift – See you next time fans.
* The show ends with The Grand Mystique standing on stage, holding the Ultimate Wrestling Association Heavyweight Championship belt high over head. *
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